9/29: Open Game Thread
Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners, Sep 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
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Larry Stone depresses us all
“Felix makes his penultimate Cy Young case against an A’s team that has won 16 of 21 games — an ominous development for next season. Ominous for Seattle, that is — the A’s have a lot of young talent that seems to be jelling, and they could be quite dangerous next year. "
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oakland might be dangerous next year but Neftali Feliz will destroy us all.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cahill looks like he is holding a flashlight under his chin, at summer camp.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Verlander threw 129 pitches.
That seems a bit stupid
by Kaorikaze on Sep 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double header with extra innings.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So..?
He had no business being out there in the 8th and it nearly cost them the game
by Kaorikaze on Sep 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did their closer.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he didn't, terrible defense was the problem in the 9th
Granderson made a fool of himself, as did Polanco.
by Kaorikaze on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Verlander in the 8th inning:
Weak fly ball, ground ball, ground ball, wild pitch, ground ball, line drive, ground ball.
Some bad luck nearly cost them the game. Verlander was all right.
by Teej on Sep 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a 5-2 game at that point though, right?
I just don’t see why he was sent back out there for another inning when he’d already thrown 115 odd pitches and they had a comfortable lead
by Kaorikaze on Sep 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scroll up.
What acblue said.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wondered, too, but looking at Detroit's pen . . . I'm cool with it.
And who knows, some guys are just horses. Verlander always seems to run high pitch counts without losing much effectiveness.
by Teej on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His fastball tends to speed up as the game goes along.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was throwing 98-99 in the eighth.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nostrablowers calls for a Felix CGSO tonight.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Felix is pitching best with his ugly ass goatee
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it's not a mustache.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A moustache is way better than a goatee
by acblue on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A goatee never makes anyone better
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I respectfully disagree.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The league needs more 'taches
preferably of the Clay Zavada variety.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A stache you can wax is better than just a regular stache.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could grow a 'tache like that :(
I fear I’d look more like Poirot though, unfortunately.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clay Zavda's moustache is awesome though.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
I was hoping they’d do a bit on this.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite line is Dave: "I see the light!!!!"
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although "I've never been so excited for a 3-ball count" is pretty good, too.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that part because of the giddiness in his voice.
And then the classic home run call is always a given.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE FELIX DO NOT LEAVE US!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at all these people here to see Felix!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan's back!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been activated for tonight's game
according to Dave.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD HE DIDN'T STRIKE ANYONE OUT
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His value is depleting before our eyes
GMZ better get on that extension
by CKel on Sep 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't believe this is the last week of baseball.
By December I will be going crazy.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Rodriguez from last year, isn't it?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO AL CENTRAL WINNER!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that Washburn's out I hope the Tigers win
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! Me too!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No love for Joe Mauer?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins or Yankees would also be fine
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am shocked that I find myself largely being indifferent about the Yankees.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am already really tired of the stories about how the clubhouse has all bonded, and everyone loves each other. Even Alex.
Joe Girardi should be Manager of the Year, you know.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is the guy who looks like he just shamed himself and his family?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit I'm late.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate anyone with a nickname that reminds me of Alex Rodriguez.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SAD FRANKIE!
What is wrong with you people?! This should get rec’d EVERY TIME, because it is the most perfect gif ever.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect game over
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the Blowers prediction/Neihaus call of Tui's homerun was mentioned on MSNBC today.
by ThundaPC on Sep 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave said it made national news
but they didn’t say/show who it was.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This pathetic crowd should theoretically help the Mariners in negotiations
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless it reinforces the desire to leave in Felix.
sob.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the hell is everyone?!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would certainly explain the lack of traffic.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The weather is God awful and the season is, for all intents and purposes, over.
And it’s a Tuesday night during the school year.
by acblue on Sep 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is Tuesday, isn't it?
Wow. Not only am I forgetful, I’m slow as well.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In theory, communism works.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call the low strikes you twat
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Felix could bean Griffey
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh God Beltre's leaving
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're doing it wrong!
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE BELTRE DO NOT LEAVE US!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Carlos Delgado!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Schmidt!
This is going to be the best offseason ever.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puke, in my mouth.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man that camera weilding guy was bored.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre always gets bitches he can handle.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he does
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
....nevermind
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it's nice that Bill Hall is versatile
a shame that he sucks
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're winning!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't have to be Mike Blowers to see that coming.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bautista's was better.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It went to commercials... Fixed now thanks.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIT YA ASS DOWN
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty Rhodes?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis looks a helluva lot like Griffey.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See, even black people think black look the same.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did from a certain angle i swear.
Something about the nose……
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Rajai Davis was an excellent find
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like Priya Rai?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhh
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S NEVER A PASSED BALL WHEN ROB JOHNSON'S CATCHING
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It went over the umpire.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god its the king dome!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BYAAH
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson stands like such a dork
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flip that around
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.tih a sdeen ihcI
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a helper!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hidden message, perhaps?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh
Now I have to go kill my parents.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for your loss.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
After that, I plan on suing Judas Priest and committing suicide, though not necessarily in that order.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank god I thought I was crazy and the only one.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beanball war!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, catcher Suzuki would rather say Ichiro got hit by the ball than allow Wilson to simple move up.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A clever ruse
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cahill looks like the fat kid in class.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cutler!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could continue this joke but choose not to
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
People haven’t been this disappointed regarding your penis, since well…
by Matthew on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last night.
My mother.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should have a different category for when productive outs are intentional
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez has oppisite field warning track power
s
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where the fuck did that 's' come from...
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHA
….
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He announced it with his performance
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Passive aggresive?
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you play with a rubber band a little and then put it on a counter it will always fold up in the shape of a penis
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Jim Breuer mauled do death by wild dogs?
JACKPOT
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take three!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Pizza Hut 'jackpot' thing belongs in an early 90s ad alongside some 2L giveaway of extreme drink like Surge!
by Matthew on Sep 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I will request a particular hat on Sunday
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't we all get to vote for one on Fan Appreciation Night?
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know.
I want to request a hat, too.
Maybe a deerstalker.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fez!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if they show it!
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall highlight?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RBI groundout
not much choice really.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. It was just funny to me.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw fuck now Darric Barton is good
What a pile of shit
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA JOHNSON
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnson has some problems,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX I WILL CUT YOU!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Make sure you start with that thing on his chin.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give Felix a break! (literally)
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix is probably as angry with himself as we are
by Fogel on Sep 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers jinxed him.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Blowers would have said shut-out
Then it would have been a perfect game, and Sims would have talked about it, so either way he’d have been hosed, really.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaagh baseball gods.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHHHHHHHH
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My worst nightmare is that he goes the way of Franklin and Pineiro
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That and the one where my skeleton leaps out of my body
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seems like the worse part would be the tearing immediately prior
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it play xylophone on it's ribs?
Because if so, how is that a nightmare?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But....xylophone!
If it’s good enough for Oingo Boingo, it’s good enough for you!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks kinda like Poochie
Right?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surely I have never claimed that I am a dog
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never come across a dog named Poochie
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh for Christ's sake Poochie is two letters off from Pooch, a term for a dog
by Fogel on Sep 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh I thought pooch was an arsehole
As in “screw the pooch”
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a little too much excitement
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, bombastic laughter.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Bill, remind us why we liked you for about a week.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or don't, it's completely up to you...
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surely that would make Nick Johnson worth something around 6 wins
by Fogel on Sep 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Johnson has never been worth 6 wins even at the peak of his career
He’d have the be healthy for the entire season, play outstanding defense, regain his lost power, and hit for a career high in average to be even close to approaching that total.
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you are saying you don't believe he can do that
by Fogel on Sep 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am saying that it is highly unlikely
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that if you had a daughter you'd want to keeper away from him
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
You have to watch out if he tries to Carp a feel
by Fogel on Sep 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Carpenter would probably get into all sorts of trouble
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
You're ruining the greatest pun I've ever made
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Carp goes into?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why you would want to keep your daughter away from him
They would get into trouble.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why should I be led to believe that Mike Carp and my hypothetical daughter is sexually irresponsible?
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohhshit
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gosh you sound like my dad.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Sims, now I don't feel so gay for wearing down.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That guy in the blue feels crunchy as fuck
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone ever been to Oakland?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
After seeing Gang Wars: Oakland on the discovery channel
I never will
by JBell523 on Sep 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, unfortunately
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sucks to be you!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It did at the time.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. I was on the Bart. I didn't see any gang violence.
by abender20 on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like Chicago is the place to be
by Kermit. on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky. I was in a car.
I saw ghetto barbershops, two toned fords, and people on bikes without their shirts jay-riding through the arterials.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Troll.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball is glorious. It is a hell of a lot better than an October with Buck and McCarver and no Mariners.
by abender20 on Sep 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Miller!
I hope…
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be radio only then so I'll be fine with it.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who Jon Miller's partner is, right?
by abender20 on Sep 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN just hired Bobby Valentine as a post-season commentator.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've not heard him before.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caray, Darling, and Martinez are so much worse
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The NFL is here and the NBA is right around the corner
I’ll be able to sleep
by JBell523 on Sep 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ladies and gentleman, your 2010 starting shortstop!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMNIT. YOU WILL NOT LOSE THIS GAME FOR FELIX.
TEAR THAT PANSY FLOPPY-HAIRED STONER’S HEART OUT THROUGH HIS RECTUM.
by abender20 on Sep 29, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S THAT MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT I BE TALKIN ABOUT.
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
by abender20 on Sep 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guti is determined yo hit a home run tonight.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JR!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY!
PLEASE DON’T COME BACK!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well shit.
I called the wrong at-bat. I’m no Blowers.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE GRIFFEY DO NOT LEAVE US!
errr uhhhh
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember the first time we finished .500
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No champagne
Until Batista’s gone.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The blacks are getting it done!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 29, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall!
Mike Carp!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
those teachers blow at spelling
No wonder they don’t get paid shit
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys are fucking bigots.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Bill Hall was young
He looks like he has 5 kids
by JBell523 on Sep 29, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He does have 5 kids.
They are ages 16, 13, 9, 5, and 2.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot to mention he has 2 grandchildren.
by Wilder. on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn his 16 year old needs to keep it in "its" pants
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't be so sure it's the 16 year old
Kids are starting early nowadays
by JBell523 on Sep 29, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell?
Has Blevins always been made out of tongue depressors?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the chin pubes are the source of him being good
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He means Jonah and the Whale.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Sep 29, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sampson and Delilah?
They don’t do much M/M stuff in the Bible
by Gihyou on Sep 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chinn gave him pubes?
Gross.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that was a six pitch inning.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Sep 29, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro was playing with an Etch-A-Sketch?
by BrianL on Sep 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That threw me.
I finally realized that Sims was talking about him drawing the line.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit I leave for fifteen minutes and we're up five!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great time to premiere a new MLB.tv commercial
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you seeing this one with the purple kangaroo?
by Teej on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only seeing become the best umpire you can be.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From what I could tell, this one involves a stuffed rabbit terrorizing women with frizzy hair.
by Teej on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've only seen one episode, but so far so good.
by Teej on Sep 29, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really know.
I always catch the ad when it’s halfway over. But I think it’s Aussie Something hairspray.
by Teej on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get what they're waiting in line for
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn;t know women lined up to use a public restroom in order to wash their hair?
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something dropped in the outfield?
Buh?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If those were casts it would be adorable
by acblue on Sep 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It would be more adorable if they were broken legs.
by Matthew on Sep 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not their fault they're ridiculous looking
by acblue on Sep 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They shouldn't have been such evil creatures in their past life
by Matthew on Sep 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They let horrible people care for them
by Matthew on Sep 29, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only chihuahuas I have ever known are owned by two of the nicest people I have ever met.
But generally yes they are owned by retards.
by acblue on Sep 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take shits that could hit better than Beltre
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I just realized this game thread is by Matthew.
I’m going to rec it.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OWNED
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yours was a riff on the whole TV industry at a time when nobody dared do it
and the show was at peak popularity.
by Matthew on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had to choose a new screenname it would be Roy
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont care. He used a classic line and it apllied in all new ways.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
weeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_buRoYifPo&feature=related
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec stealer.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never noticed this before, thanks!
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been going up for like two and a half years
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was an add or something from SBN
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does no one else remember the small child tossing the ball back several years ago?
It used to be on the blooper reel?
They keep acting like the little kid in Philly was the first time it had ever happened.
by msb on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ianetta thought the Braves would challenge the Rockies in this fashion
by Poochie on Sep 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?btn=Search&order=date&q=ianetta&scope=community&type=Comment
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone wants to pitch a complete.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 29, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow Rob Johnson be less awful at receiving throws from the outfield
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As a matter of fact, be less awful at everything
You suck
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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