9/24: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 3:14 PM PDT
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PrintSeattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays, Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT
Four and a half back of Texas. Let's play for second?
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If we're second
I have to get a tattoo….
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I'm pretty sure he moves every now and again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Not if he keeps his eyes closed at all times
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 24, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If you put the Felix and Romero photos together
it would kind of look like the drama and comedy masks you see at old timey theaters.
I don't think we have any relief pitchers available today
by Dewey N on Sep 24, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Holy Crap he is pitching out of his mind.
...and now I'm here
OW!
owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!!!! OWWWWW!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Were having good ABs this inning
just like the Angels…
Josh Wilson is better than Jack Wilson
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
He'd be outstanding at Halo 3.
Since he’d be at home every day nursing his injuries.
...and now I'm here
He'd be Wiihabbing.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Eyeball Kid on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Did I say Halo 3?
I meant katamari damacy.
...and now I'm here
Take some extra batting practice I imagine.
Or perhaps have a chat with the hitting coach.
Some pre-at bat stretches would also be useful.
In order to distract himself from his active mind.
...and now I'm here
And yet still +5 WAR
You know what never slumps?!
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Lovely lady slumps!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When he's not on his mobility scooter.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Eyeball Kid on Sep 24, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's a rascal
On his Little Rascal!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Guti's HR really went far, I'd guess 410. Shades of his HR is San Diego, he certainly generates a lot of power to left centre.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Distance?
I saw Gutierrez hit it out, but never heard a distance? He hit the crap out of it though
by Kyle Rancourt on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix is pitching as well as I have ever seen him.
I feel gutted that I have to go to sleep now, because this is a pleasure to watch.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
If Greinke doesn't win Cy Young I'll be kinda upset.
If neither Felix or Greinke win CY Young though…
You got slurved!
He doesn't have enough WINs. He doesn't play for the Yankees.
Unless the voters suddenly get tons smarter. Greinke will not win.
He will soon be pitching in big games in Boston.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Only children and women bathe.
MEN either shower in delight or let delight linger on them after a long day at the gym.
...and now I'm here
I mean, jesus, he had all the time in the world to make a good short throw.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Lets see how many pitches and/or runs that costs Felix...
I will accept it if it result in an extra K though
So in the same offseason, my two favorite teams may lose Brandon Webb and Felix Hernandez.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Trading Felix is going to upset me greatly.
I don’t think there is any realistic return out there that will make me smile if that happens.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Leftover from a recent U2 concert. They found it on the ground
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss the glory days of the old WCW cruiserweight division.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Anymore if you want to watch good cruiserweights, you have to watch ROH or Dragongate.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
The broadcast mentioned a recent U2 concert
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does the bullpen have a head on a stick?
And who’s head is it?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
He knows that if people recognize him they'll probably throw shit at him
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That really is bizarre.
I’m pretty sure it’s a woman but it looks like David Mitchell.
Fuck Anaheim.
I sure do love the bullpen.
Duh.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Theoretical changes to Felix's line resulting from poor DPs
+14 pitches
+1 hit (groundball)
+1 groundout
+1 K
This game went down the toilet quickly
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
ROB JOHNSON LOST FELIX THE CY YOUNG AWARD
And the fact that Greinke is freaking amazing.
You got slurved!
I'm going to be livid when they give it to CC.
Even though I know it doesn’t really matter.
Fuck Anaheim.
Well at least I won't feel as bad now when I switch over to It's always Sunny in an hour.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Because clearly I miss him for being good
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, holy crap! -1.8 WAR!
He’s been the worst regular in MLB by almost a full win!
And the only person who’s out negative WAR’d him? Jose Guillen.
Nearly equal playing time between us and KC now this year.
And he’s the same result on offense and slightly worse with the glove.
His next K ties his season high(which he's down twice).
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Career high of course is 12 from that magical 2007 season opener.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I'm actually a little mad about that caught stealing.
I wanted a K.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I'm imagining what Sims and Neihaus would be like if their voices were swapped.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I guess Langerhans is hurt too
A shame we don’t have a young fresh rookie or anything.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Pravda a few days ago
Outfielder Ryan Langerhans was likely unavailable Tuesday after falling awkwardly on a dive and jarring his neck. His replacement in left field was Bill Hall, who’s banged up with right quadriceps cramps.
“He’s in there laid up pretty good,” Wakamatsu said of Langerhans.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
JESUS FUCK STOP STARTING PLAYERS WHO CAN'T RUN
WE HAVE THREE CATCHERS AND THREE LEFT FIELDERS
Josh Wilson hates you too.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to bring a sign to the next home game, alerting him to your presence.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He's right there
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok Felix, time to K the side and set a new career high.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Could be tired
Tired Felix tends to allow more balls in the air.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKKKKKKKK!
New season high and 2nd most of his career!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Ok Mariners you have about 20 minutes to play the 9th.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Who is Randy Messenger?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it
Let’s just go with Batista again
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
LL has a fascination with facial hair.
Wade Davis’ Amish beard, Bautista’s soul patch, and Accardo’s big bushy beard.
That isn't even possible. You get to take first base after 4.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
It's in the rulebook and everything
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
According to the tracer none of these pitches are strikes.
What does Gameday say?
HEY EVERYONE I'M ADRIAN BELTRE AND I WILL LITERALLY GIVE A BALL FOR THIS TEAM BUT I WILL NOT TAKE A FUCKING GODDAMN BALL
by abender20 on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
You could have phrased that in a more funny way
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I said the same thing in a more positive way
by Dewey N on Sep 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Adrian Beltre would rather give a testicle than take a ball?
Adrian Beltre would rather take it in the balls than take a ball?
Adrian Beltre prefers testicle pain to drawing a walk?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Hey pal I don't tell you how to do your job
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
I can see that you've noticed my ability to thrive on positive reinforcement
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
It's better to give then recieve
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I feel like you aren't rooting for us...
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Catch the fucking ball Rob Johnson
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Nerves
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wakamatsu says Felix may have made the biggest impact on the club this year.
Jen Mueller argues that Ken Griffey Jr. may have made a bigger impact.
Alrighty then.
They played Sunshine and Lollipops
As intro music for the Matt Pittman post-game show, and mentioned LL several times…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Good
Their technical dude is a frequent flier here, I guess. It made me laugh a bit, given the, uh, content of some of the game threads here, but he said people should be reading it (and I’m pretty sure he was talking about the actual articles, not the fuckery that goes on in the comments section).
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I hope the San Diego game goes into extras
by Dewey N on Sep 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This lame-ass dateline joke is pissing me off
No matter how I work it, it’s just dumb.
Huh? This isn't a joke. I'm upset with myself for missing Felix.
And what’s this dateline joke? I honestly have no idea what’s going on right now.
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