9/24: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays, Sep 24, 2009 4:07 PM PDT
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If we're second
I have to get a tattoo….
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're no. 2! We're no. 2! We're no. 2!
Almost!
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not excited by Tui at second?
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by bluemax on Sep 24, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he moves every now and again.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Sep 24, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's gotta blink
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Sep 24, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if he keeps his eyes closed at all times
by acblue on Sep 24, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
muscle spasm maybe?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you put the Felix and Romero photos together
it would kind of look like the drama and comedy masks you see at old timey theaters.
by G_ on Sep 24, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think we have any relief pitchers available today
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I bet we'll have someone who's not a pitcher pitch today!
50!
by joof on Sep 24, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won't matter
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix will pitch 12
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell Felix.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap he is pitching out of his mind.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 24, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OW!
owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!!!! OWWWWW!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney's reaction in slow-motion is hilarious.
by ThundaPC on Sep 24, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo Tui
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhhhh Dave you blind old git.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Were having good ABs this inning
just like the Angels…
by Schuxu on Sep 24, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson is better than Jack Wilson
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit imagine how much better Ichiro would be if he did that more often.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He'd be outstanding at Halo 3.
Since he’d be at home every day nursing his injuries.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 24, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silly Librocrat
Japanese people hate the Xbox 360!
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by bluemax on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd be Wiihabbing.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Did I say Halo 3?
I meant katamari damacy.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GUTI!
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUTZ!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's really nice to see, he's been slumping since July
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm I can only imagine what Guti would do to bust a slump.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take some extra batting practice I imagine.
Or perhaps have a chat with the hitting coach.
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some pre-at bat stretches would also be useful.
In order to distract himself from his active mind.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 24, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet still +5 WAR
You know what never slumps?!
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lovely lady slumps!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pitching
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney pulled because he was "hobbling" around the bases. Doesn't Griffey hobble around every where he goes nowadays?
by mark sobba on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When he's not on his mobility scooter.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's a rascal
On his Little Rascal!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guti's HR really went far, I'd guess 410. Shades of his HR is San Diego, he certainly generates a lot of power to left centre.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 24, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Distance?
I saw Gutierrez hit it out, but never heard a distance? He hit the crap out of it though
by playerkyle14 on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix is pitching as well as I have ever seen him.
I feel gutted that I have to go to sleep now, because this is a pleasure to watch.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 24, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Greinke doesn't win Cy Young I'll be kinda upset.
If neither Felix or Greinke win CY Young though…
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't have enough WINs. He doesn't play for the Yankees.
Unless the voters suddenly get tons smarter. Greinke will not win.
by mark sobba on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Felix pitches like this I think we just have to assume it's a big game even if we don't understand why
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He will soon be pitching in big games in Boston.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 24, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU
Unless you mean Mariners@Red Sox in the 2010 ALCS.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
80% of Felix's pitches have been strikes
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Morrow could never do that.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 of those pitches were literally on the border
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robots?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who else forgot that Edwin Encarnacion plays for Toronto?
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Reds traded him for Scott Rolen hahahahahaha
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tui's looking quite good so far.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're winning!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I get to watch a game today!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to the TOR announcers Rob Johnson will be our long-term catcher
by Fett42 on Sep 24, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently they haven't heard of Adam Moore before.
by Heydude on Sep 24, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he is, at least potential wise.
by Heydude on Sep 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bathing in delight of his .775 AAA OPS
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy who wouldn't give the Jose Lopez home run ball back
☊
by royalcurve on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's probably pretty happy about catching a home run ball.
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been beat in the Douche stakes
by this guy
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a monumental fucking cunt.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only children and women bathe.
MEN either shower in delight or let delight linger on them after a long day at the gym.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My scented candle and bubblebath disagree.
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No foaming bath salt?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 24, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Tui.
Idiot.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"They got it right"
They never get that right.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, jesus, he had all the time in the world to make a good short throw.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets see how many pitches and/or runs that costs Felix...
I will accept it if it result in an extra K though
by Fett42 on Sep 24, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I was in the middle of typing
Twoiasosopo.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So in the same offseason, my two favorite teams may lose Brandon Webb and Felix Hernandez.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of them would get a return!
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trading Felix is going to upset me greatly.
I don’t think there is any realistic return out there that will make me smile if that happens.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STRASBURG AND HARPER!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fap?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the Stanley Cup doing in Toronto?
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mocking the locals?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Felix is upset that we're not going to the playoffs
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PRIZES WILL LITERALLY FLY OUT THE DOOR
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure at that size, it's no longer considered a "door"
but rather a “hanger”
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez doesn't extend his arms when he runs
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's Felix's swinging strike total so far?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Tui.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I take it back.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So are we the worst double playing team in the league or what?
50!
by joof on Sep 24, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Leftover from a recent U2 concert. They found it on the ground
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss the glory days of the old WCW cruiserweight division.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too, good times.
I’m still mad they got rid of the cruiserweight title.
by Heydude on Sep 24, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anymore if you want to watch good cruiserweights, you have to watch ROH or Dragongate.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hornswoggle.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The broadcast mentioned a recent U2 concert
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were making it up I would've said Kerri Strug
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because everything else the bullpen does is sensible
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh.
They DO have masks of her at U2 concerts
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does the bullpen have a head on a stick?
And who’s head is it?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He knows that if people recognize him they'll probably throw shit at him
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That really is bizarre.
I’m pretty sure it’s a woman but it looks like David Mitchell.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure do love the bullpen.
Duh.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strike
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Bautista has a peculiar soul patch
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Theoretical changes to Felix's line resulting from poor DPs
+14 pitches
+1 hit (groundball)
+1 groundout
+1 K
by Fett42 on Sep 24, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Felix is now over 200 Ks.
First time in his career.
by redwolf75 on Sep 24, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did they say the record was for road ERA?
by Fett42 on Sep 24, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix is going to have one of the great seasons for a Cy Young runner-up.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Sep 24, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro's got him beat a couple of times, though.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Sep 24, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian is trying to make us not miss him so much.
it isn;t working, though.
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Bill Hall out of there.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game went down the toilet quickly
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROB JOHNSON LOST FELIX THE CY YOUNG AWARD
And the fact that Greinke is freaking amazing.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 24, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to be livid when they give it to CC.
Even though I know it doesn’t really matter.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well at least I won't feel as bad now when I switch over to It's always Sunny in an hour.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I disapprove of the HR/FB for Felix in this game
by Fett42 on Sep 24, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sick of Josh Wilson.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is a bunny in my backyard and it reminds me how much I miss Yuni sometimes
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because clearly I miss him for being good
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying, there's reasons to be glad he's gone
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, holy crap! -1.8 WAR!
He’s been the worst regular in MLB by almost a full win!
And the only person who’s out negative WAR’d him? Jose Guillen.
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly your stat nerdery can't quantify his veteran leadership
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by bluemax on Sep 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nearly equal playing time between us and KC now this year.
And he’s the same result on offense and slightly worse with the glove.
by Matthew on Sep 24, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is fast.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKK!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His next K ties his season high(which he's down twice).
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Career high of course is 12 from that magical 2007 season opener.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There it is!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guccione has cost Felix at least like five strikes
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKKK
Never leave.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually a little mad about that caught stealing.
I wanted a K.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could someone score that man another run or two?
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um, Felix, that is.
Wouldn’t want a fickle deity awarding a run to the wrong team.
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHHHAHAHA!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha Dave.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND IT'S GONE!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our announcers are blending together
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm imagining what Sims and Neihaus would be like if their voices were swapped.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait what did Sims say?
I’m watching the Toronto broadcast.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Sep 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you see Vernon Wells make that catch a minute ago?
Sims didn’t.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like Tui and hope he earns a starting job next season.
by lailaihei on Sep 24, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus fucking Christ Hall!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No shit, I'm fucking tired of Bill Hall.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson is playing injured too?
Mooooooore please.
by lailaihei on Sep 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess Langerhans is hurt too
A shame we don’t have a young fresh rookie or anything.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Langerhans is hurt?
When did this happen?
by BrianL on Sep 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pravda a few days ago
Outfielder Ryan Langerhans was likely unavailable Tuesday after falling awkwardly on a dive and jarring his neck. His replacement in left field was Bill Hall, who’s banged up with right quadriceps cramps.
“He’s in there laid up pretty good,” Wakamatsu said of Langerhans.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre!
and what the fuck is Hall doing out there?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson is amazinger then Jack Wilson
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS FUCK STOP STARTING PLAYERS WHO CAN'T RUN
WE HAVE THREE CATCHERS AND THREE LEFT FIELDERS
by BrianL on Sep 24, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson hates you too.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to bring a sign to the next home game, alerting him to your presence.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's right there
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Felix, time to K the side and set a new career high.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gay
/Poochie
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How come Felix has gotten away from that awesome two-seamer?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could be tired
Tired Felix tends to allow more balls in the air.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who would have thought Vernon Wells would have all the RBIs?
by lailaihei on Sep 24, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKKKK!
New season high and 2nd most of his career!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot diggity damn!
This was so not a four-run performance.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only 3 earned!
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Mariners you have about 20 minutes to play the 9th.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Felix wants a medal or something...
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should let Randy Messenger try for the save
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is Randy Messenger?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it
Let’s just go with Batista again
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Accardo has a great big bushy beard
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LL has a fascination with facial hair.
Wade Davis’ Amish beard, Bautista’s soul patch, and Accardo’s big bushy beard.
by redwolf75 on Sep 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I hear Felix blew the Cy Young tonight
by Robert on Sep 24, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah he's really never had a realistic chance this season.
by lailaihei on Sep 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saunders!
He lives!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haven't there already been about 6 balls in this at bat
by msb on Sep 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That isn't even possible. You get to take first base after 4.
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's in the rulebook and everything
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MUST NOT WALK! MUST NOT WALK! MUST NOT WALK!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to the tracer none of these pitches are strikes.
What does Gameday say?
by BrianL on Sep 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
I don’t think a single pitch in this AB was a strike.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
by bluemax on Sep 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Beltre's leaving!
/blasphemy
by I Lick Squirrels on Sep 24, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY EVERYONE I'M ADRIAN BELTRE AND I WILL LITERALLY GIVE A BALL FOR THIS TEAM BUT I WILL NOT TAKE A FUCKING GODDAMN BALL
by abender20 on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
You could have phrased that in a more funny way
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said the same thing in a more positive way
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Adrian Beltre would rather give a testicle than take a ball?
Adrian Beltre would rather take it in the balls than take a ball?
Adrian Beltre prefers testicle pain to drawing a walk?
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are the wrong person to edit this
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean I'm funny
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already did
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey pal I don't tell you how to do your job
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see that you've noticed my ability to thrive on positive reinforcement
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's better to give then recieve
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, that's better. Hit it to Gutierrez.
ignacio
by ignacio on Sep 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes I feel like you aren't rooting for us...
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by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CATCH THE BALL
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Catch the fucking ball Rob Johnson
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
17 wins for Felix!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Sep 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nerves
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Win!
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wakamatsu says Felix may have made the biggest impact on the club this year.
Jen Mueller argues that Ken Griffey Jr. may have made a bigger impact.
Alrighty then.
by ThundaPC on Sep 24, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They played Sunshine and Lollipops
As intro music for the Matt Pittman post-game show, and mentioned LL several times…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good
Their technical dude is a frequent flier here, I guess. It made me laugh a bit, given the, uh, content of some of the game threads here, but he said people should be reading it (and I’m pretty sure he was talking about the actual articles, not the fuckery that goes on in the comments section).
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
by section331 on Sep 24, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Pitman is awesome
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by gregrabble on Sep 24, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the San Diego game goes into extras
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by Poochie on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
by Poochie on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this were a Giants site it would be called Levis Landing
by Poochie on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it'd be called Where There's a Will there's a Whiteside
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That doesn't seem like a good site name
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe it's a great one
I can’t decide
by Fogel on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD I completely forgot it was Felix day.
by Decatur on Sep 24, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This lame-ass dateline joke is pissing me off
No matter how I work it, it’s just dumb.
by Kermit. on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh? This isn't a joke. I'm upset with myself for missing Felix.
And what’s this dateline joke? I honestly have no idea what’s going on right now.
by Decatur on Sep 24, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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