9/23: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 3:34 PM PDT
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Wade Davis looks like what Eli Whiteside should look like.
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I'm skeptical of his douchey facial hair.
Commit to the full moustache/beard or shave the whole thing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Some of us are unable to do so thanks to genetics.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The production of synthetic fibers is terrible for the environment
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you're just difficult
Man up and wear a turtleneck
by Dewey N on Sep 23, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I pronounce Campeau to rhyme with Junior Seau
by Dewey N on Sep 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I plan on opening a french restaurant called Chateau Campeau
by Robert on Sep 23, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I know how you feel
Lots of people pronounce my last name wrong too
by Dewey N on Sep 23, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What are you talking about?
The polymer is formed by free-radical polymerization in aqueous suspension. The fiber is produced by dissolving the polymer in a solvent such as N,N-dimethylformamide or aqueous sodium thiocyanate, metering it through a multi-hole spinnerette and coagulating the resultant filaments in an aqueous solution of the same solvent (wet spinning) or evaporating the solvent in a stream of heated inert gas (dry spinning). Washing, stretching, drying and crimping complete the processing.
All natural baby.
If I had guts, I might do the Amish beard.
Why is it so wrong, pdb?
Because you're not Amish?
I assume that the Amish beard has a specific reason for existing and meaning within the Amish faith and was not just a fashion choice; not that you as (presumably) a non-Amish can’t do it, but the Wade Davis look was probably not a result of his faith.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Viva Wikipedia!
For the Amish,
Married men and those over forty grow a beard. Moustaches are forbidden, because they are associated with European military officers and militarism in general.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
That's really interesting
not sarcastic at all; I always wondered why they did that, and had no idea.
So what?
I do have a beard, which is something mandated by several religions (Sikhs and Muslim men both really should have beards), but I don’t belong to any of them. I wear jeans, despite their origins in goldrush-era California (I am neither Californian nor goldrusher).
I’d do it because it looks weird. It seems tantamount to wearing some crazy looking glasses. Good on you, Wade Davis.
You won't get this from me often, but when it comes to biscuits,
long live the south, or alternatively, Scotland
The only good thing about the soutyh is the food
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of their music is good.
And umm… I like cotton?
There are some other things, yes.
But mainly it’s the food.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a huge fan of their food.
Too much butter.
Mmm...
But greens and gumbo and corncakes and such. It’s not all butter.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Some of it is good, some of it is great,
but if you averaged Southern cuisine into one dish, it involves too much butter for my preference.
I can see that, although I of course disagree vehemently.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The South may be able to put you to some use then...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 23, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Every time I hear Eli Whiteside
Clementine gets stuck in my head the rest of the day. That song sucks
Oh shit now I really want to pass the Rangers
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PERFECT GAME!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 23, 2009 4:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Supposed to be mid 90s in downtown LA
through the weekend. Over 100 in the Valley.
I live near the beach so it should drop to the mid 80s by Friday.
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Well I'll be damned
I thought our team had shied away from the whites
by Dewey N on Sep 23, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matt Pitman joining in with Rob Johnson mocking on Twitter.
My day is better now.
According to gameday Beltre is sitting on a .961 fielding percentage, he must really suck
I forget hovering the cursor over the position gives information.
I miss the Brandon Morrow that missed bats like a crazy person and walked people like a crazy person.
“Pitch-To-Contact” Morrow sucks at pitching-to-contact and pitching.
You got slurved!
That's something a man in his line of work
should not strive to be good at.
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J. Wilson sucks
Try not to take me too seriously
They're BOOING!
I really wish I was home to watch this.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Us, I guess?
I have no idea, I can only listen to this business. :(
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
"Next thing I know, I'd wind up somewhere I wouldn't want to be."
Slump-busting!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I don't want to make a post out of this because people will turn on him for no reason
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Drugs and alcohol get people all high and mighty
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus the Ranger fans would never leave us alone
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That is very sad to me.
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Jack Hannahan used to like being the ball when Albert Pujols took batting practice so he could get high as fuck
by Dewey N on Sep 23, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wish this joke was funny somehow
☊
by royalcurve on Sep 23, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
?
Jack Hannahan took his first drink when he was 14 and his last on July 28, 2000, and so many in between he lost count. He could not tell you how many if he wanted to.
Who even can tell you the exact number of drinks that they’ve had?
Doesn't everyone from/in the Midwest have some sort of
substance abuse problem? I always just assume this is the case.
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Not everyone, I'm sure
But meth is a HUGE problem in the Midwest. Yay for America Undercover…
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Drinking problems seem to be pretty prevalent
in people from the Midwest.
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Drinking problems are pretty prevalent
In my house. :(
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
And he looks like Jeff!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Hannahan?!
Nuh-uh!…….?
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Ohhhhhh.
Shave head, last I saw….
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
I don't think we look that similar still
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair I haven't really looked that closely
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Just .gif him
Running around a living room. Voila!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Holy crap, what are we doing?!
"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz
Saunders had a fucking ridiculous jump
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So why do they say iwaMOra?
Is there any English word (or word in any language) where MU is pronounced MO?
Speaking of Iwamura, there's this
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wade Davis' beard is the closest in looks I've ever seen to my own.
Never knew it was Amish style. Ironic, since I’m of Mennonite ancestry.
Shave off the neck-beard, perv-stache, and sparse upper cheek hair — voila!
Whatsup?
Just got home to watch the game, guess Morrow has been holding his own today, eh?
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
Zing!
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that is more like the Brandon we love.
by Manzanillos Cup on Sep 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
I'd love it if he were electrocuted in the tub
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by royalcurve on Sep 23, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can think of a serious problem with this scenario
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
No it is clearly a Mexican joke
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 23, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why the fuck is Batista pitching again
Wak has been making these games really really boring by putting him in
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I'd rather watch him pitch than Batista
Same goes for Vargas, Kelley, or the ball boy
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No sense in bringing in Vargas with righties coming up
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jak? Kelley? He only threw 14 pitches yesterday
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No, but would you really rather see Batista?
And if he is out of commission I was unaware of it.
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At this point I just can't care
Kelley will probably pitch the 7th.
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I just can't stand looking at Batista anymore
We’re so close to being done with him, but I just want it to be over
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Really? Looked deep enough for Saunders
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I don't know. Add some excitement to this game, it's not like it matters
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Yeah that was cool
The guy sounded really white though
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I feel like he had a much better chance of scoring on the first one
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Crawford has a meh arm, and Zobrist has a strong one
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Feh.
I meant to get the Honey Whole Wheat Pretzel Sticks and came home with the flavorless Whole Wheat Pretzel Sticks … and not even a beer to wash them down
HAHAHA Yunibomber hit a triple to put KC on top of Boston….in case you were worried about our nearly-nil wild-card chances…
Haha, I tweeted to Sims that his Gutierrez pronunciation is perfect
He sent me a private message with just the word “Gracias!”
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I think Mark Lowe looks Australian and also last year a fellow named LFOJL made an image called the Lowen Shark
and Greg Norman’s nickname was the Shark and he was Australian so therefore Mark Lowe is Australian
by Dewey N on Sep 23, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
PLEASE BRING BACK THE DICK'S SPORTING GOODS COMMERCIAL
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 23, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Does Gameday decieve us, or was that actually a changeup from Lowe?
by I Lick Squirrels on Sep 23, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Pleeeeease.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
Our bullpen seems to have a knack for taking bad situations and making them worse
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I think the cameraman was just as confused as Saunders
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Would you one time...
Let me be myself, so I can fly
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just let him be himself so he can shine
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Damnit.
Lyric fail.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit.
Spelling fail.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So I wonder if it's statistically correct to play the third baseman in in that situation.
Seems like it might decrease the probability for giving up one run, but greatly increase the probability that you’ll give up two.
by Manzanillos Cup on Sep 23, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff owes everyone Rally Fries.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Star Wars character from Endor.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We are so eliminated
Made it to 9/23 this year, big improvement.
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