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9/23: Open Game Thread

Seattle Mariners at Tampa Bay Rays, Sep 23, 2009 4:08 PM PDT





Brandon Morrow

#35 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

6-3

195

R

R

Jul 26, 1984



Wade Davis

#58 / Pitcher / Tampa Bay Rays

6-5

220

R

R

Sep 07, 1985


Wade Davis looks like what Eli Whiteside should look like.

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I'm skeptical of his douchey facial hair.

Commit to the full moustache/beard or shave the whole thing.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you're just difficult

Man up and wear a turtleneck

by Fogel on Sep 23, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What are you talking about?
The polymer is formed by free-radical polymerization in aqueous suspension. The fiber is produced by dissolving the polymer in a solvent such as N,N-dimethylformamide or aqueous sodium thiocyanate, metering it through a multi-hole spinnerette and coagulating the resultant filaments in an aqueous solution of the same solvent (wet spinning) or evaporating the solvent in a stream of heated inert gas (dry spinning). Washing, stretching, drying and crimping complete the processing.

All natural baby.

by Matthew on Sep 23, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you're not Amish?

I assume that the Amish beard has a specific reason for existing and meaning within the Amish faith and was not just a fashion choice; not that you as (presumably) a non-Amish can’t do it, but the Wade Davis look was probably not a result of his faith.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Viva Wikipedia!

For the Amish,

Married men and those over forty grow a beard. Moustaches are forbidden, because they are associated with European military officers and militarism in general.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Sep 23, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's really interesting

not sarcastic at all; I always wondered why they did that, and had no idea.

by marc w on Sep 23, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what?

I do have a beard, which is something mandated by several religions (Sikhs and Muslim men both really should have beards), but I don’t belong to any of them. I wear jeans, despite their origins in goldrush-era California (I am neither Californian nor goldrusher).

I’d do it because it looks weird. It seems tantamount to wearing some crazy looking glasses. Good on you, Wade Davis.

by marc w on Sep 23, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every time I hear Eli Whiteside

Clementine gets stuck in my head the rest of the day. That song sucks

by Kermit. on Sep 23, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One 2 pitch AB

is not enough!

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by bluemax on Sep 23, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait the first inning is over?

Gameday is messed up or something.

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by bluemax on Sep 23, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep it's already over.

And Wade Davis is already better than Brandon Morrow.

by lailaihei on Sep 23, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JW sucks

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

J Lo time!

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

J. Wilson sucks

Try not to take me too seriously

by calim on Sep 23, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saunders!

You got slurved!

by Slurvey on Sep 23, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet!

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He has 2 hits!

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're BOOING!

I really wish I was home to watch this.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Us, I guess?

I have no idea, I can only listen to this business. :(

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Orrr the ump.....

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Next thing I know, I'd wind up somewhere I wouldn't want to be."

Slump-busting!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Huh.

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?
Jack Hannahan took his first drink when he was 14 and his last on July 28, 2000, and so many in between he lost count. He could not tell you how many if he wanted to.

Who even can tell you the exact number of drinks that they’ve had?

by Robert on Sep 23, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't everyone from/in the Midwest have some sort of

substance abuse problem? I always just assume this is the case.

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by bluemax on Sep 23, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not everyone, I'm sure

But meth is a HUGE problem in the Midwest. Yay for America Undercover…

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drinking problems seem to be pretty prevalent

in people from the Midwest.

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by bluemax on Sep 23, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drinking problems are pretty prevalent

In my house. :(

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he looks like Jeff!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hannahan?!

Nuh-uh!…….?

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhhhh.

Shave head, last I saw….

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Victory is mine!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, what are we doing?!

"Let this big fucker come in and walk the world here." - Dave Niehaus on JJ Putz

by section331 on Sep 23, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wade Davis' beard is the closest in looks I've ever seen to my own.

Never knew it was Amish style. Ironic, since I’m of Mennonite ancestry.

Shave off the neck-beard, perv-stache, and sparse upper cheek hair — voila!

by redwolf75 on Sep 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo!

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 hitter!

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatsup?

Just got home to watch the game, guess Morrow has been holding his own today, eh?

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well shucks

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Belluga again???

Got to go with whoever is hot.

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the fuck is Batista pitching again

Wak has been making these games really really boring by putting him in

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather watch him pitch than Batista

Same goes for Vargas, Kelley, or the ball boy

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also French

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Jakubauskas

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have other relievers

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit!

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CONDOR!!

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRIPLE!

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We suck

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Feh.

I meant to get the Honey Whole Wheat Pretzel Sticks and came home with the flavorless Whole Wheat Pretzel Sticks … and not even a beer to wash them down

by msb on Sep 23, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sims:

“Why folks get upset over the correct pronunciation of the CF name is beyond me!”

by Jeff on Sep 23, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA Yunibomber hit a triple to put KC on top of Boston….in case you were worried about our nearly-nil wild-card chances…

by Rachmaninoff on Sep 23, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Maddon...why bother?

In case you missed it, your team is eliminated…

by Rachmaninoff on Sep 23, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, I tweeted to Sims that his Gutierrez pronunciation is perfect

He sent me a private message with just the word “Gracias!”

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Tropicana Field

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're boned

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh snap.

You got slurved!

by Slurvey on Sep 23, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD

You got slurved!

by Slurvey on Sep 23, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Pleeeeease.

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus....

That was bad camera work lol.

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So easy

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would you one time...

Let me be myself, so I can fly

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit.

Lyric fail.

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

Spelling fail.

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You suck

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also no chatspeak

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

COOL

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck...

And the Rays don’t like Upton…I’ll take him!

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I wonder if it's statistically correct to play the third baseman in in that situation.

Seems like it might decrease the probability for giving up one run, but greatly increase the probability that you’ll give up two.

by Manzanillos Cup on Sep 23, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson!

Like a Boss!

Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.

by Bballpitcher2 on Sep 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's pretty good at those plays

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

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by gregrabble on Sep 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gay

Fuck the Angels!

by JMKaustin on Sep 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are so eliminated

Made it to 9/23 this year, big improvement.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 23, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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