Things Jose Lopez Has In Common With A Southwest Airlines Honey Roasted Peanut

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2009 2:57 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut have a sweet exterior
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are brown
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are between 25 and 26 years old
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut share the same knowledge of the strike zone
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut split down the middle if you chew them right
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are featured in this post
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut contain a surprising amount of fat
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are best suited for a supporting role
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut get served
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut tend not to be individually satisfying
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are easily forgotten
Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are typically found within a loose outer garment that is difficult to remove

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by Graham MacAree on Sep 21, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

I have recently eaten a lot of peanuts

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

If you'd flown JetBlue, they have TVs in the back of every seat and you wouldn't have had so much time to think about peanuts

by seattlebruin on Sep 21, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions

SAS and Lufthansa too

Way to shop around Jeff.

by Robert on Sep 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe this is the guy we religiously follow

any idiot can comparison shop on the internet

by seattlebruin on Sep 21, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I just this very morning was comparison shopping flights to Tehran

Perhaps you guys should have been following me instead

by Robert on Sep 21, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Isn't that the one with a rubber ducky and a slingshot?

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by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll come

by Fett42 on Sep 21, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I have 100% faith that you would use your knowledge of the arabic language to get me burned at the stake.

by Robert on Sep 21, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions

You'll be fine as long as you realize that the state religion isn't Throw to John Carlson

by seattlebruin on Sep 21, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs

Bullshit

by Robert on Sep 21, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Luckily for you Farsi is the language of Iran

by Fett42 on Sep 21, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions

They're more into beheadings and stonings there anyways.

by Decatur on Sep 22, 2009 3:22 AM PDT up reply actions

And Middle East Airlines

De Gutibus non disputandum est

by Bearskin Rugburn on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions

# Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut tend not to be individually satisfying – BULLSHIT
# Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are easily forgotten – BULLSHIT

by seattlebruin on Sep 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I find Jose Lopez to be unsatisfying.

Wait, who were we talking about?

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut are typically found within a loose outer garment that is difficult to remove

Good thing seattlebruin doesn’t give up easily.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Sep 21, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Jose Lopez is a fucking baseball wizard.

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by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Subject line gayboy

by Poochie on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

[snort]

by msb on Sep 21, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions

Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut have the

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

DAMN IT.

Both Jose Lopez and a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut have the same number of opposite field homeruns.

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by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Hmmm...

I’m guessing he didn’t promise to hit any to RF…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Sep 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions

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Enzy was the one who helped him with his schoolwork. Who counseled him about the girls he wanted to date. And who walked Lopez through figuring out whether he wanted to be a soccer player or baseball player.

Can you imagine Loafie attempting to play soccer?

by I Lick Squirrels on Sep 21, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions

He would average three goals a game

by seattlebruin on Sep 21, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Not even using Mobile LL and you're doing this?

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by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

MobiLLe*

by Mariner John on Sep 21, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Not to me it's not.

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by royalcurve on Sep 21, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions

by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 6:05 PM EDT via mobile

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

What is a Southwest Airlines honey roasted peanut's favorite book?

by Robert on Sep 21, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

Based on a sample size three

Nietzche’s “On the Genealogy of Morality”

by Fett42 on Sep 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions

YOU'RE SO WRONG

It’s Go Dog, Go.

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by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 3:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

I fucking love that book.

by lailaihei on Sep 21, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm more of a Hop on Pop man.

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by Eyebrows on Sep 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

I love Seuss, but I'm going to read Go Dog, Go to my kid every night.

For my own pleasure, mostly.

by lailaihei on Sep 21, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Do you like my hat?

Actually, after about the 105th consecutive day reading it at bedtime, it starts to lose its luster. But it does an amazing job teaching a toddler the concepts of up, down, on, under, etc.

by G_ on Sep 21, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions