Rob Johnson, Professional Catcher
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Worse than Hitler I tells ya
Worse than Hitler
by Poochie on Sep 19, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rob Johnson is a good defensive catcher.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 19, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, I think I have an idea for Rob.
When the ball is in the dirt in front of you, either to your left or your right, go down to one knee, towards the ball, and that way it will hit you in the big pad they call a “Chest protector” so you don’t have to be afraid of the ball hurting you.
Crazy I know, but it’s worth a try.
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by BrettJMiller on Sep 19, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROB Johnson - Professional Catcher

I’m convinced.
by ThundaPC on Sep 19, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
YES!
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by qrsouther on Sep 19, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ball that goes up and away over his left shoulder, there was a high def camera on that right behind the ump.
They showed it in slow motion over and over again. Hit him right in the pocket, his wrist folds. Again, and again, and again…
by Kermit. on Sep 19, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Back...and to the left.
Back…and to the left.
by waldo rojas on Sep 19, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, that finally made me laugh about it.
It was pretty infuriating, it was the usual kind of game for him. Maybe a little worse than usual.
by Kermit. on Sep 19, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing....

Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Sep 19, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
The person above the Sanyo sign is amazingly coordinated with the play.
by Wilder. on Sep 19, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would do that too if I was that flexible.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Sep 19, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That first one is actually pretty tricky to do - Felix should have gotten something for pulling that off.
Like a little green XBox 360 circle popping up on the ad space behind Rob, with the tag “Unmasked – 15 points”.
by Spoomeister on Sep 19, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still waiting for the all important designation of
Rob Johnson – “C”
by Kouvre on Sep 19, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But, those snap throws to 3B
Those make the PB, “WP” that other catchers would have caught, and low CS numbers all worth it. That and the ponies he keeps for the pitching staff.
by CMC_Stags on Sep 20, 2009 12:11 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
To be fair
I think this is more an indication on how wicked Felix’ stuff was the other night, not necessarily how good or bad Rob Johnson is behind the dish
Go M's
by OBF on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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