9/17: Open Game Thread
by Jeff on Sep 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT
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Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners, Sep 17, 2009 3:40 PM PDT
John Danks SwS% through 6/28: 12%
John Danks SwS% since 7/3: 7%
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I wonder if John Danks' teammates refer to buying weed as hanging out with John.
by acblue on Sep 17, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I didn't get it til I looked at his picture. Thought I was missing some pop culture slang jokery.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dank is sometimes a descriptor for especially potent marijuana.
by acblue on Sep 17, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I consider it yet another point in your favor that you did not know this.
by acblue on Sep 17, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, so if I knew that, does that mean you hate me?
Well…I mean…does that mean you hate me more than usual?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD DON'T JUDGE ME I AM A FRAIL LITTLE FLOWER!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
John Danks pitched a perfect game while on himself.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooo Moore and Tui debut!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Tui's debut this year.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
WALK THE WORLD WALK THE WORLD!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they gonna keep the tracer graphic up the whole game?
I would personally find that very cool.
by drblacknwhite on Sep 17, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That didn't seem to slide much in gameday.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
We're losing already?
Adam Moore clearly calls a bad game.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIS CERA IS 27.00
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
He's just like Rob Johnson
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a shitty pitch to chase.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Moore is going to own Danks.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready to feign excitement over this game.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARINERS!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't Ichiro walked each game in this series?
That’s gotta be a first for him.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
It's because he doesn't need to get his hits anymore
the selfish bastard.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm very tired of Brandon Morrow.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Hey, Brandon - we worked on this in AAA, remember? You're supposed to NOT pitch like a moron."
- Adam Moore
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to bet that Adam Moore is not calling these pitches.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit I didn't even know this game was on. What did I miss?
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have 23 million miles of road dust on our sneakers.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could Hall have caught that?
It looked like he gave up on it.
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
by HitKing69 on Sep 17, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he could have caught that
I agree
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
by HitKing69 on Sep 17, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you really talking to yourself?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
You shut up, foo.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're all in agreement than
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like we had more exciting game threads at the end of last year.
I guess we were gunning for that one guy at that time.
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gunning for the 18th pick in the draft. The 19th pick sucks.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guarantee you Moore hits a homerun his first at bat.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In some game, some time in the future.
Not his first ML at bat.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That stunt by Kotsay was hilairious and in stark contrast to the Adebayor incident last weekend.
Can you imagine an away team football player pulling a stunt like that? That’s why baseball is awesome.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A fan caught the ball in the stands, Kotsay walked over to him and demanded the ball, the sollum looking fan gave it him back, Kotsay laughed and gave it him back.
The guys reaction was gold.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT ADAM MOORE IS WHITE?!?!?!?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is Shawn White black?
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You thought he was something else?
by drblacknwhite on Sep 17, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason in MLB 09 The Show he is black???
Although that said, I guess they are user made rosters I have downloaded…
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Has there ever been a black MLB catcher?
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figure's you'd know the answer.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAH FIGURE'S
AHQJBDbfebjk
WHAT THE HELL
WHERE DID THAT APOSTROPHE COME FROM?!
SEPPUKU IS THE ONLY ANSWER.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Charles Johnson
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, my baseball knowledge is pretty limited.
Thanks guys! Although I should have known Roy Campanella, he’s one of the players on that series of banners on the 300 level concourse at Safeco.
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's Canadian
doesn’t count.
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by bluemax on Sep 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at the Rainiers' last regular season game
and Moore’s walk-up-to-the-plate song was so white I had to forgive him for it.
Something about how country boys with pickups can get you where you want to go, whether it be city streets or country roads…. country boys….
by chaney on Sep 17, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan's is not any better
“Hillbilly deluxe, slick pick-up trucks, big timin’ in a small town”
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO MARINERS!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I think that is your grossest one yet.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Sep 17, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psh that one's a classic.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Normally I just post one, but full size.
Those are more fun.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Watching the tracer is really a bummer while Morrow is pitching.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that a slider that Morrow is throwing 88-90 mph?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We have some really fucking slow runners in this team.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure Lopez even ran.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha Bill Hall.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Low and outside again???
Poor Dave is really getting blind…
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 WALKS!
FIVE!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
They should get a BB tracker in the stadium for Morrow's starts.
Have him donate money to charity for every walk.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Whenever I go to Morrow games I do a BBrandon sign
And I add a BB for every one!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe.
For a 230 pound guy it looks that way.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are linebackers who weigh more and have extraordinary range.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
by InSpokane on Sep 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Loafie have range?
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been worth 3.3 RngR above the average fielder this year at 2B and 7 for his career.
by acblue on Sep 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sure fools me.
Maybe it’s the pounds he carries around.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So now we're trading front office people with the Padres.
The Mariners just announced they have hired Jeff Kingston away from the San Diego Padres as an assistant GM to Jack Zduriencik. Kingston, 32, has spent the past nine seasons with the Padres, specializing in areas like payroll, roster, and budget management. In other words, he’ll be taking over a lot of the duties left behind by the resignation of Lee Pelakoudas a couple of weeks ago.
by drblacknwhite on Sep 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HATED RIVALS!
He’s probably a mole.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, this pitching line looks a lot like a Morrow start.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
What's a Jon fuckin home?
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
I’m glad someone else thinks it sounds like that to me. The first time I heard that commercial, I was like, “Holy shit, someone is asleep at the censoring switch.” John F. Fucking home!
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me laugh everytime.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was an adult film star in the 70's with an abnormally large member.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For every Brandon Morrow walk, $1,000 will be donated to the paraplegic research society.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well they aren't going to get much done.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they'll be well funded.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I fall down I give the Spina Bifida people a penny.
They have half a million dollars now.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just nasty
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It could be called 6 walks 1 Brandon.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Echo?...Echo......Echo........................Echo.......................................................
Echo
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yaydrian!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Adrian!!
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did we just witness Beltre's final home run in a Mariners uniform?
by Wilder. on Sep 17, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll always remember where I was today.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hope not I missed it
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's a start.
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOAFIE!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blowers just called Loafie a smart hitter
Yeah, I wouldn’t go that far
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING FANTASTIC!!
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BILL HALL!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BONUS BASEBALL!
LIKE IT, HALL I LOVE IT!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for the DA!
Let’s go Ms!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MY OH MY!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That play was fucking awesome
TUI does it!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tuiasosuper!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck I missed it - someone please describe Tui's play
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez hit a scorcher to Tui's right.
Tui dove for it, got it on a fairly high hop and got up to throw out Ramirez.
by drblacknwhite on Sep 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be a heck of a time for Moore to get his first ML Hit
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could still happen!
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIDOUBLE!
Love it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How clutch would that article be if Guti provides a clutch hit here?
by Wilder. on Sep 17, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't jinx us dude
Last two times you’ve asked for something it hasn’t worked out :-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT!
That close.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOWE!
Oh dear God….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowe is very good
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff walks, however, aren't
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Lowe hit 100mph again.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll do Lowe
That’ll do.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Sep 17, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Saunders sighting!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So this game started early.
Uh… so Morrow walked a couple guys today did he?
by AtomicGarden on Sep 17, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow would reply to this but he's busy at the moment
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Sep 17, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darn, got my hopes up did Dave.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll be using position players as pitchers any minute now
by Fogel on Sep 17, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Considering that our options are Silva, French, and Kelley...
by Rachmaninoff on Sep 17, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the bullpen and ready to go!
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva is still available.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good lord
Please score before Wak’s tempted to use Silva
by drblacknwhite on Sep 17, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I find this incredibly amusing for some reason.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to the ever-present tracer
yes.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh super, it's Call Up Time!
Go get em, kidlets.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.....
better demote him and send him to High Desert
by CSD on Sep 17, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that would be the proper way to handle him.
We need to trade him with Saunders and Morrow for a savvy veteran like Kevin Millwood.
by Wilder. on Sep 17, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lillibridge sighting!
He should be doing flips…or something…
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lillibridge as the DH
seems like a downgrade.
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by bluemax on Sep 17, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How long has FSN been displaying the tracer throughout the entire AB?
by BrianL on Sep 17, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Througout the entire game tonight
I think it’s a new thing they’re trying, they polled the audience to see if they liked it and around 89% did.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griff Dawg time
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by bluemax on Sep 17, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Moore, you young sack of shit.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(He may or may not be a sack of shit, I have no idea)
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he could be Moore-some.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top of the inning
That would have been a ball
by CSD on Sep 17, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me...
or does our crowd seem especially hostile today?
by Eldukey on Sep 17, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You missed Griffey winning the baseball game.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides another mod quitting on the site
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamie Burke got traded to the Nationals.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Sims say it about 2 minutes ago, but can't find it verified.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bye bye, Burkie. I'll never forget that home run. Or the time you pitched.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he can get playing time at the MLB.
He will be charged with teaching and working with stephen strasburg. It will be a real life Bull Durham!
by mark sobba on Sep 17, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we get Ryan Zimmerman in return?
Because I will be disappointed if we didn’t.
by Wilder. on Sep 17, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Desmond seems unnecessary for the Nationals.
Maybe we can get him instead.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt pitman just twittered Burke was moved for cash.
by mark sobba on Sep 17, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Burke under a one year minor league contract?
by Matthew on Sep 17, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He almost surely is.
So… what? The Nationals just gave us cash to use Jamie Burke, who we had sitting at home, for two weeks?
The Nationals…
by Matthew on Sep 17, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I live in DC now
So maybe I’ll see Burkie play … Odds? Ha.
by JustinF on Sep 17, 2009 7:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was clear that I was not serious.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 17, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see Dotel finally fixed his acne
Good for him
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We lasted through the 12th, and then my ride had to go home to free the dog...
sure would be nice to see a win, now that I am back home again …
by msb on Sep 17, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna love his nuts
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some excitement in our lives.
No more boring tuna.
by w00tah on Sep 17, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you know what they say about guys with big swings!
by mark sobba on Sep 17, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big penis
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When they miss the ball they almost fly out of their shoes?
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I know what might happen
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Carlos Silva might pitch.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll believe it when I see it with mine own eyes
by Fogel on Sep 17, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to warn you right now, when you see him you might be shocked. He's kind of an unattractive fella.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the first game that I've watched since the day I lost the bet
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I was watching last night but apparently it was Comedy Central
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to deflate anyone's hopes
I’m not writing this weekend either.
by Matthew on Sep 17, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only you guys had a mod that is not allowed to comment but has a bitching idea for a post.
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many of you wonder what would happen if Erik Bedard was put into incredibly unfunny situations?
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You've peaked my interest
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Piqued?
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no, it's peaked
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ has died his hair with the same peroxide Jenks uses on his beard.
[shudder]
by msb on Sep 17, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On Jeff's extra innings scale,
this game is neither going to reach tedious nor dramatic. It just exists and will continue to exist until it ends.
by Matthew on Sep 17, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which company makes worse commercials; Radio Shack or Pizza Hut?
by Matthew on Sep 17, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pizza Hut
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone remember the pizza hut commercial at the beginning of the VHS of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
I used to absolutely love that commercial. It had a kid who was playing baseball, but he sucked at it… or something like that. Anyway, they stuck him in the outfield and lo and behold the ball was hit to him. As I recall, he sucked at it and missed the ball. The moral of the story though was that they all went to Pizza Hut afterward, and everything was gravy, for there was pizza.
It always warmed my heart.
~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~
by Enrique on Sep 17, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES! I totally remember that!
I still have the VHS too, but no VCR with which to play it. I think he did actually catch it though.
If I remember correctly, that commercial came on right before the f.h.e. logo for Family Home Entertainment. Or maybe right after.
Damn, totally want to find that online now.
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
Off in the distance the game’s dragging on
There’s strikes on the batter and runners are on
And suddenly everyone’s looking at me
My mind is now wondering what can it be
They point to the sky and I look up above
And a baseball falls into my glove
I play right field, it’s important to know
You gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw
That’s why I play in right field way out where the dandelions grow
by Poochie on Sep 18, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like some of their commercials
But the little stack of money is beyond stupid.
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This ad is a very sad attempt to start a wacky cry of jackpot.
by msb on Sep 17, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We better fucking win it this inning
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
I thought the game started at seven. What do you know.
by katal on Sep 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What I know is that you missed 14 innings of boring baseball and you're about to see Carlos Silva.
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stated that way it makes one rethink about following baseball.
by mark sobba on Sep 17, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You also missed Adam Moore getting robbed of his first MLB hit.
More than once.
by msb on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIN!!!!
ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!
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by gregrabble on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES! NO SILVA! NO SILVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is clearly the reason that Ichiro was so extremely happy.
The win was nice and all, but not seeing Silva on the mound brings him much joy.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Sep 17, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥
by royalcurve on Sep 17, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He made the early pain all worth it.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 17, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Timber games on FSN are the worssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
by Robert on Sep 17, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes they are.
Especially when they replace a potentially awesome postgame.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Sep 17, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently there was no defense played in the Mariners game.
of course, Steve Berthiume just said (of one of the webgems they did show) “Raul Ibanez is a pretty good defensive player … underrated”
by msb on Sep 17, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have the "reply button" graphic handy?
I can’t seem to find it, and need it for another SBN blog.
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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