9/17: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 17, 2009 3:00 PM PDT
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PrintChicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners, Sep 17, 2009 3:40 PM PDT
John Danks SwS% through 6/28: 12%
John Danks SwS% since 7/3: 7%
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I wonder if John Danks' teammates refer to buying weed as hanging out with John.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Dank is sometimes a descriptor for especially potent marijuana.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Also I consider it yet another point in your favor that you did not know this.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, so if I knew that, does that mean you hate me?
Well…I mean…does that mean you hate me more than usual?
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OH GOD DON'T JUDGE ME I AM A FRAIL LITTLE FLOWER!
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
John Danks pitched a perfect game while on himself.
...and now I'm here
Well, Tui's debut this year.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Are they gonna keep the tracer graphic up the whole game?
I would personally find that very cool.
That didn't seem to slide much in gameday.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
HIS CERA IS 27.00
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Adam Moore is going to own Danks.
...and now I'm here
I'm ready to feign excitement over this game.
...and now I'm here
Hasn't Ichiro walked each game in this series?
That’s gotta be a first for him.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 3:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'm very tired of Brandon Morrow.
...and now I'm here
"Hey, Brandon - we worked on this in AAA, remember? You're supposed to NOT pitch like a moron."
- Adam Moore
...and now I'm here
I'm going to bet that Adam Moore is not calling these pitches.
...and now I'm here
Shit I didn't even know this game was on. What did I miss?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
We have 23 million miles of road dust on our sneakers.
...and now I'm here
Could Hall have caught that?
It looked like he gave up on it.
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
I think he could have caught that
I agree
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Ugh
Are you really talking to yourself?
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel like we had more exciting game threads at the end of last year.
I guess we were gunning for that one guy at that time.
I'm gunning for the 18th pick in the draft. The 19th pick sucks.
...and now I'm here
I guarantee you Moore hits a homerun his first at bat.
...and now I'm here
In some game, some time in the future.
Not his first ML at bat.
...and now I'm here
That stunt by Kotsay was hilairious and in stark contrast to the Adebayor incident last weekend.
Can you imagine an away team football player pulling a stunt like that? That’s why baseball is awesome.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
A fan caught the ball in the stands, Kotsay walked over to him and demanded the ball, the sollum looking fan gave it him back, Kotsay laughed and gave it him back.
The guys reaction was gold.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT ADAM MOORE IS WHITE?!?!?!?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
For some reason in MLB 09 The Show he is black???
Although that said, I guess they are user made rosters I have downloaded…
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Sep 17, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
Has there ever been a black MLB catcher?
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Figure's you'd know the answer.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
AAAAH FIGURE'S
AHQJBDbfebjk
WHAT THE HELL
WHERE DID THAT APOSTROPHE COME FROM?!
SEPPUKU IS THE ONLY ANSWER.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep, my baseball knowledge is pretty limited.
Thanks guys! Although I should have known Roy Campanella, he’s one of the players on that series of banners on the 300 level concourse at Safeco.
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the Rainiers' last regular season game
and Moore’s walk-up-to-the-plate song was so white I had to forgive him for it.
Something about how country boys with pickups can get you where you want to go, whether it be city streets or country roads…. country boys….
Branyan's is not any better
“Hillbilly deluxe, slick pick-up trucks, big timin’ in a small town”
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S GO MARINERS!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I think that is your grossest one yet.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
Psh that one's a classic.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Normally I just post one, but full size.
Those are more fun.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that a slider that Morrow is throwing 88-90 mph?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
We have some really fucking slow runners in this team.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Haha Bill Hall.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
5 WALKS!
FIVE!
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
They should get a BB tracker in the stadium for Morrow's starts.
Have him donate money to charity for every walk.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
There are linebackers who weigh more and have extraordinary range.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
He's been worth 3.3 RngR above the average fielder this year at 2B and 7 for his career.
by Aaron Campeau on Sep 17, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So now we're trading front office people with the Padres.
The Mariners just announced they have hired Jeff Kingston away from the San Diego Padres as an assistant GM to Jack Zduriencik. Kingston, 32, has spent the past nine seasons with the Padres, specializing in areas like payroll, roster, and budget management. In other words, he’ll be taking over a lot of the duties left behind by the resignation of Lee Pelakoudas a couple of weeks ago.
HATED RIVALS!
He’s probably a mole.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, this pitching line looks a lot like a Morrow start.
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by Eyebrows on Sep 17, 2009 4:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
YES
I’m glad someone else thinks it sounds like that to me. The first time I heard that commercial, I was like, “Holy shit, someone is asleep at the censoring switch.” John F. Fucking home!
by appleshampoo on Sep 17, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He was an adult film star in the 70's with an abnormally large member.
...and now I'm here
For every Brandon Morrow walk, $1,000 will be donated to the paraplegic research society.
...and now I'm here
But they'll be well funded.
...and now I'm here
Every time I fall down I give the Spina Bifida people a penny.
They have half a million dollars now.
♥
Blowers just called Loafie a smart hitter
Yeah, I wouldn’t go that far
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING FANTASTIC!!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
BONUS BASEBALL!
LIKE IT, HALL I LOVE IT!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That play was fucking awesome
TUI does it!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fuck I missed it - someone please describe Tui's play
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Ramirez hit a scorcher to Tui's right.
Tui dove for it, got it on a fairly high hop and got up to throw out Ramirez.
by drblacknwhite on Sep 17, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Be a heck of a time for Moore to get his first ML Hit
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Don't jinx us dude
Last two times you’ve asked for something it hasn’t worked out :-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We'll be using position players as pitchers any minute now
by Dewey N on Sep 17, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh good lord
Please score before Wak’s tempted to use Silva
I don't think that would be the proper way to handle him.
We need to trade him with Saunders and Morrow for a savvy veteran like Kevin Millwood.
Througout the entire game tonight
I think it’s a new thing they’re trying, they polled the audience to see if they liked it and around 89% did.
Fuck Anaheim.
Is it just me...
or does our crowd seem especially hostile today?
Jamie Burke got traded to the Nationals.
...and now I'm here
I heard Sims say it about 2 minutes ago, but can't find it verified.
...and now I'm here
I hope he can get playing time at the MLB.
He will be charged with teaching and working with stephen strasburg. It will be a real life Bull Durham!
Ian Desmond seems unnecessary for the Nationals.
Maybe we can get him instead.
...and now I'm here
He almost surely is.
So… what? The Nationals just gave us cash to use Jamie Burke, who we had sitting at home, for two weeks?
The Nationals…
Well, I live in DC now
So maybe I’ll see Burkie play … Odds? Ha.
by JustinF on Sep 17, 2009 7:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought it was clear that I was not serious.
...and now I'm here
We lasted through the 12th, and then my ride had to go home to free the dog...
sure would be nice to see a win, now that I am back home again …