9/16: Open Game Thread
by Graham on Sep 16, 2009 6:30 PM PDT
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Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners, Sep 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
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I see the Sens lost.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin Floyd's neck looks like a scrotum.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Sep 16, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No Niehaus tonight?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So what's up with Hyphen and his glasses?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know... But... Eh whatever.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He walked into 2nd base hahahaha.
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 16, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Loafie off field doubles lately have been sexy
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AB!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How to rape, murder and steal a inning
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Venezuela doesn't rape and murder until the cows come home
That’s just ignorant brah
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre!
Beltre :(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Langerhans!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When's the last time a game thread ended with under 100 comments?
by Manzanillos Cup on Sep 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends on whether you count Monday's doubleheader as one game or two.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One game thread*
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the most replusive thing that you can find in Jose Lopez's uniform?
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh come now he seems like a decent fellow
by Fogel on Sep 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moldy tortillas
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two Ichiwalks in as many days!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats this that I hear about the first comment in each subthread showing up on SBN's main site?
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How do you even have to think about Pedro?
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cause it's Blowers...
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe, don't know many to compare him to.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not terribly insightful, but he doesn't step on the toes of anyone
I like that he’s laid back and doesn’t make himself bigger than the game
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is Mr. Brett, and why is he a mod?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awwww what else am I supposed to do while reading a GT?
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you get the hang of it its actually quite easy
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its just that Fogel's comments make me so hot
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kind of like that trick where you pat your head while rubbing your stomach but instead you rub something else
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the vagina the thing that is a innie or an outie?
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, stupid. The outie is called a penis.
50!
by joof on Sep 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just need more self confidence is all
by acblue on Sep 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How am I supposed to get self confidence if I don't even have a vagina?
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An extra foot or two wouldn't hurt him either
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
SERIOUSLY??? WHO IS HE?!?!?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was a joke account that Jeff had on LL 1.0
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay now I can rest easy. Thank you, oh wise Robert.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a dumbass that must make you a dumbcock because you fucked it all night long
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Double Rec'd for double irony.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Moore gets his first start tomorrow
Wak likes that he & Morrow have been working together in Tacoma…
by msb on Sep 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES (there ain't no stoppin')
Everyday I see my dream…
by lailaihei on Sep 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MIKE CARP!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear tomorrow they're calling for low 70's with a chance of regression.
by Kermit. on Sep 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I would not doubt it.
Especially as I get to go, and we have pretty decent seats for a change.
by msb on Sep 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
Sims: What’d you give up for your first home run ball? A bat?
Blowers: A signed baseball.
[chortles]
Signed by Don Mattingly.
by msb on Sep 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was funny!
Especially the delayed admission that he didn’t sign it.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was interesting.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
XFD Quentin is an idiot.
He runs worse than he fields
by lailaihei on Sep 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
XFD?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, that's what happens when I go from posting on one LL to another LL, I forget the whole "no chatspeak" thing
by lailaihei on Sep 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's asking what XFD is.
Because I know XD but XFD… Is the F his nose or something?
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, this.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I first thought
but I discounted it because I thought it was stupid.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've never even heard anyone use that before
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS seems to understand the defense advantage of the M's.
And I want to see this curve ball tonight, it sounds pretty sharp tonight
by Kermit. on Sep 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson has been playing though
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Fuentes blows another save.
Though the ump blew a strike three call that would have ended the game.
by drblacknwhite on Sep 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One check swing that was a strike...
and a strike three non call
by basebliman on Sep 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the Globe blog updates
“Wow wow wow. Green tied the game with one of the wildest at-bats this season. Green swung and missed at two fastballs. He checked his swing, and the first base umpire called him safe to the disbelief of Mike Scioscia. Green took one ball and fouled back three pitches before taking ball two. Fuentes ran the count full with a ball about five feet outside. On the payoff pitch, Green took ball four low. If it really was low, it was low by half a millimeter. Scioscia is enraged.”
by msb on Sep 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was more or less dead center.
Oh well.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Sep 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahem:
To quote Jeff: Robots. Now.
#34 Forever
Plugging the upside since 2006.
Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Sep 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the other strikes were swinging strikes or fouled off.
#34 Forever
Plugging the upside since 2006.
Never give up, never surrender!
by TheOptimist on Sep 16, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I hope the umps in Boston...
enjoy the extra cash Theo must’ve paid em before the game. That was outrageous and I know it’s the Angels but FUCK BOSTON!!
by basebliman on Sep 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A rare mention of cricket.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So what friendly NL ballpark will Boras steer Beltre to next year?
by msb on Sep 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who would like for me to post a picture to the JeffClown?
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what you get for skipping games and game threads
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in this game thread through at least 15 comments!
That’s like a September record for me.
by Teej on Sep 16, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would like for me to post a link to the JeffClown?
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you call it the ClownJeff it isn't banned by name
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ClownJeff doesn't roll off the tongue the same way
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought that I would ever say this but Jennifer's Body looks like the worst vampire movie of all time
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is she supposed to be a vampire? I thought she was just some sort of demon that eats people.
50!
by joof on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Chef's parents.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not falling for this.
Whatever dude, I haven’t seen it since it aired so I’m still taking credit for the reference.
by Kermit. on Sep 16, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're kidding
The demon thing would have been much better. Any chick but Megan Fox would have been better
by Kermit. on Sep 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Josh Wilson's RoS ZiPS wOBA is .292 while Jack's is .299
Anyone given thought to keeping the less popular Wilson?
by lailaihei on Sep 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's just a myth
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but he's been hurt most of the last two years
so I would exercising JaWilson’s option would be madness
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So 7 runs better on offense and maybe 0-10 runs better on defense?
is that worth the $8 mil or so difference between them or would our money be better spent on Nick Johnson, Matsui, Thome, etc.
by lailaihei on Sep 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't seem to pull up Fangraphs right now to check the UZR numbers
Are Josh and Jack really that similar?
by BrianL on Sep 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey's not good anymore,
but I still like him.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will always love him for that time he saved baseball in seattle
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would argue Edgar Martinez saved base ball in Seattle with his clutch heroics.
50!
by joof on Sep 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar OPS'd nearly 200 points higher that series.
As well as hitting a go ahead grand slam and a go ahead double late in the last two games of the series.
50!
by joof on Sep 16, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson pitched one days' rest after pitching on three days rest twice in a row
RJ put his career on the line
by Poochie on Sep 16, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original draft was that Edgar and Johnson saved baseball in Seattle.
50!
by joof on Sep 16, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Griffey stole the credit cause he's black.
Fuck the Angels!
by JMKaustin on Sep 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kiss my chocolate, scabbie ridden ass.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Sep 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So RRS has been pretty nice these days.
by ThundaPC on Sep 16, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized that I've watching Comedy Central instead of the Mariners game after 30 minutes
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turns out they don't just give out MRIs there
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paying VAT should have at least given me a doctors best guesstimate
by Robert on Sep 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RR-S! RR-S!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My God we're so spoiled
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guti you sexy bastard.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Darn.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WIN WIN WIN WIN!
CASE CLOSED
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Sep 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Sep 16, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEENDOG!
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS!?!?!
You got slurved!
by Slurvey on Sep 16, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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