72-69, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 10, 2009 11:00 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Bill Hall, +5.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Mike Carp, -15.3%
Most Important AB: Carp DP, -9.5%
Most Important Pitch: Hunter homer, -22.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -0.3%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -49.7%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Chicks dig the long ball.

Our lineup is faggy.

by Wilder. on Sep 10, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe our lineup just likes the same kind of chicks Ichiro does....

by msb on Sep 10, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Griffey?

by Steven was taken on Sep 10, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Just to clarify

This comment was made out of love.

by Steven was taken on Sep 11, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions

Sort of

by Steven was taken on Sep 11, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions

The guy at the curb should be in a wheelchair.

by ThundaPC on Sep 10, 2009 11:58 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome pic!

I hate LAA.

by Sam Regens on Sep 11, 2009 12:05 AM PDT reply actions

I wish someday we can give it to the Angels like Robert's X-rated Mariner logo was giving it to the Rays

by Sam Regens on Sep 11, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions

Still time to blow .500!

by Poochie on Sep 11, 2009 12:24 AM PDT reply actions

Your guy Messenger will probably play a key role

by Sam Regens on Sep 11, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions

Is Ichiro playing hurt or just in regression?

He did’nt seem up to his old self this series.

Hey la, hey, Halo...

by 44FAN on Sep 11, 2009 1:48 AM PDT reply actions

Ichiro had a sore calf and was out for a while.

But even Pujols has a bad series once in a while.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Sep 11, 2009 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions

"In regression" really isn't a thing.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Sep 11, 2009 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions

It isn't a thing at all.

by Kirk on Sep 11, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions

A thing it isn't.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Sep 11, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I would like to have RRS on our team, since he is friends with Rich Thompson and all he would fit right in.

Hey la, hey, Halo...

by 44FAN on Sep 11, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions

Great game for RRS, at least

66% strikes and a ton of ground balls.

by Milendriel on Sep 11, 2009 2:14 AM PDT reply actions

Yes, RRS has been really solid recently

And thank God, we don’t have French coming up next to shit the pooch again.
Our losing streak started when he coughed up an early 3-0 lead to the lowly A’s and proceeded to get lit up like a bong at Michael Phelps’ birthday party.

by Sam Regens on Sep 11, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm not sure it's their fault, but fuck the Angels

for scheduling a night game when the M’s have to travel after the game.

I read on Mariners Insider that the team will probably reach their hotel in Texas around 6 AM.

Fuck the Angels, I hope they get swept by the White Sox and we get swept by the Rangers.
(But Ichiro gets 10 hits in the series and the starters all pitch great but Batista comes in and gets unsurprisedly tagged for 3 straight losses. Felix’s start slides to the 15th where he pitches a perfect game against the ChiSox).

by Sam Regens on Sep 11, 2009 4:25 AM PDT reply actions