Jason Vargas Optioned, Doug Fister Purchased
That move was well hidden.
I do not think anyone has ever been really excited with Doug Fister, but he we are. The 25-year-old righty spent the last two seasons in Double-A West Tennessee where he was unexciting. Promoted to Tacoma this year, he has turned some corners, entirely in the never walking anyone department. Fister is a moderate groundballer who does not miss bats but also tries to never miss the zone either. It is rather hard to fathom that he is not a Twin.
Someone with a scouting report will fill us in on his pitches, but for now... yeah... okay.
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So Fister is the new 5th starter?
I’m going to next Tuesdays game against the White Sox and I’m pretty sure Vargas was scheduled to pitch that day. So will Fister pitch in Vargas’ place?
Ichiro is my uncle
Good for Doug
He’s really tall, and uses that to get a downward plane on a FB. Not much there in terms of offspeed stuff.
Dave C’s referred to him as a tall Jakubauskas, and I think that’s as good a pithy description as there is. He’s going to pound the zone with a FB at 90-93, not walk anyone, and hope the fielders make plays.
I’m happy for him; seemed like a nice guy.

H/T Deanna...
The original scouting report from 2006…
Amazingly I didn’t catch him in Tacoma this year, so go by Marc’s comments above…
This signature space for rent.
The Fister Pounds the Zone
This is going to be fun.
...and now I'm here
Anything but Vargas and Olson
Sounds good to me. Even if his stuff isn’t anything special. At the very least we may get to see Wilson, Gutz, etc make some really awesome plays with all the balls in play.
Haven't seen anything yet on Vargas being optioned
but Chris Woodward was acquired by the Red Sox off waivers this afternoon
What does Jeff think about this name?
It’s a little more in your face than Koplove
Vargas is a rule 5 pick, isn't he?
I thought they needed to be kept on the big league 25 man roster for a full season?
Either way, excited to see Fister (sort of), since it’ll be a charge of pace.
No
He came over as part of the JJ trade
by Graham MacAree on Aug 7, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Vargas came over in the Putz trade.
Also, he spent some time at Tacoma earlier in the season.
So no, he’s not a rule 5 pick.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm more excited for this than I should be.
Doug was on my high school baseball team, and is actually a really nice guy. Random fact Dusty Ryan who plays C for the Tigers was also on the team, and we still finished close to 20 games under .500.
So another part of the JJ trade flails.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4
I don't think the expectations of him were necessarily reasonable.
I’d take what he did out of a guy that did not pitch at all last season due to injury.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 7, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Please be good Doug.
‘Cause I want a Fister jersey so F’ing bad.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Aug 7, 2009 6:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Can't complain, although Vargas at Safeco has been a good match
results wise. I think his peripherals are better at home in regards to strikeouts, less walks, and all those balls in play have found the gloves there to the tune of a 2.75 ERA as opposed to his 7+ road ERA. And Im only using ERA to point out the results. He’s obviously helped bigtime bySafeco and has proven to be respectable at home.
Fister sounds like "fist her" which is a sexual term meaning to put one's fist in another person's (or one's own) vagina
This is funny to me and many others
by Dewey N on Aug 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
My goodness, but it DOES sound similar, doesn't it?
How unfortunate…. or fortunate, depending upon one’s perspective on such activities!
There is in such activity a fister and a fistee.
Yes that is the technical term.
ignacio
How do you feel about being fisted to death?
by Kirk on Aug 8, 2009 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 8, 2009 1:02 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs

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