Thoughts On A Picture
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT
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Ichiro: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU - When moving a heavy crate, a shortstop, or a large piece of furniture, it's important to remember to push with your legs, not your back.
- Yuni was a much better dancer as a rookie, too.
- Nobody builds a fortune by leaving change on the ground, and as such Ichiro is very serious about finders-keepers.
- Though Mariner fans have always wanted to see what Ichiro would look like on the mound, he is more interested in moonlighting as a linebacker.
- Ichiro: You feel your legs moving? You feel them moving as a push you? That's called "motion." You need it to field baseballs.
- Though no longer on the 25-man roster, Endy Chavez is far from forgotten.
- Ichiro is fascinated by big spiders, but Yuni's always been squeamish.
- Experiencing a severe blow to the stomach is a cardinal part of Royal orientation.
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We know Ichiro likes the hippity-hop, so how about:
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
Unstoppable force vs. immovable object
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
This is funny
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic! I love it!
Also, thank you for finally making the flagbearer of inane pseudo-philosophical questions useful!
Yuni thought it was just going to be a normal burp.....
But now he has a mouthful of delicious carnitas infused stomach acid.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice." -Ichiro
I mean this in the most flattering way possible:
This series reminds me of Daniel Tosh’s “Let’s See How Many Comments I Can Make Before the Video is Over” bit.
Ichiro didn't play on opening day.
He had that ulcer, remember?
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can't Ichiro want to play safety instead?
>:(
by Matthew on Aug 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Patrick Kerney!
(provided his shoulders don’t explode)
Brian (ugh) Russell.
"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."
Good News!
You don’t have testicular cancer!
...and now I'm here
Ichiro may have also been too thorough.
...and now I'm here
Ok seriously the racism needs to stop
Just because we disliked his play on the field it doesn’t make him any different from the rest of us. Monkeys have the same genitalia that humans do.
Show me on the monkey where the Gutz touched you.
by PDXTai on Aug 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is much better.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Aug 8, 2009 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions
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