Good lord. Seriously, we are boned. Just wait until the Rangers have him and Holland as their one-two. He looks so awesome. Watch the highlights of his performance last night on the Rangers website ... unbelievable tailing action on his fastball, a Felix-like power changeup and a breakingball of doom that makes me want to kill my own mother so she does not have to suffer the pain of being subject to the new world dominion that Kaiser Feliz's arrival heralds. The Rangers will meet Felix six times this year. Soon, they will have their revenge. Can you imagine Yuni against this guy?