8/29: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT
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PrintKansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners, Aug 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
The Mariners have gone through a number of pitchers whose problems were "just between the ears."
Gil Meche appears to be disappointed in you. Or perhaps at the lineup he gets to face.
Oh, god, don't look directly at it!
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I didn't think it was possible to put out a lineup worse than yesterday's
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It seems like everyone who gets injured on this team is always out much longer than anticipated
Aside from Beltre, that is
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Brilliant
Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 29, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The Royals head shot theme was Smug Bastard.
Winner: Gil Meche
Gilbert Allen Meche is going to send you to your room, if you are not careful.
and stop poking your brother.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 29, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Branyan on the 15 day dl, Ichiro still sidelined, and Silva going to Tacoma for rehab...
A lot of bad news today.
Bill Hall to 3rd and Saunders in the corner OF would make so much more sense.
Josh Wilson is turning into Boom Boom.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
Saunders and Kenji then...
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
I guess Jakubauskas and Mark Lowe will have to be our bench as well hahahahahaha
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
I can't believe that Ichiro isn't allowed to play yet!
Wakamatsu is starting to make me angry.
Don't forget, these games don't matter.
In terms of this season. Now, in terms of the all important Cockpunching Bet, this series is critical, but that is a hard sell to Wak in all likelyhood.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
At least Bill brought the 'A' game!
Tonight’s keys:
No free passes
Musical chairs
Ham & Eggs
Mike Scioscia is fat.
Also not getting your cock punched as well.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
So Gil Meche can finally grow chin hairs I see.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
I found out last night
That Miguel Batista REALLLLLLY needs to go back to the shaved head look.
~I'm on the DA~
He's growing it out so he can put beads in it.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"And Mike schmears this ball..."
Wow Bill.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
When I read this, I first thought it was about Beltre.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was a nice play, Hall's crushing the ball though
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Seriously. He does not look like a guy who was struggling to OPS over .600
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm pretty satisfied.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Langerhorse kills the rally.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Has anyone else ever noticed that Gutz has this way of calming your worries on a long flyball?
He’s got a composure when tracking a warning track ball that really helps to quell oneself. I love this man.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
I am 100% comfortable on anything hit near center field
He is incredible and I love him
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For sure.
But it seems like whenever a ball is hit to center there is nothing to be nervous about because g00tz is always beneath it by the time they pan out. It’s a great feeling.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Snell is living on the edge.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
I'm speaking strictly about baseball
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Gutz' facial hair also looks thicker this game.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Guti is always thick.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
Is it possible that I had Garrett Olson sighting today in Portland?
He was looking disgruntled waiting for the MAX.
Eh, Portland is pretty gruntling compared to Eugene.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Well Snell is effectively falling apart
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Does not compute...
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
Your moms menstrual cycle said that she couldn't get knocked but my dick indicated otherwise.
by Robert on Aug 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I sexted with your mom
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Well I've only seen the back of her head so
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I <3 OF defense.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
He looks like a young David Bowie.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Ninja Turtles Night?
Never thought I’d see that at Safeco. Although I thought the same thing about can haz cheezburger night.
I hope you cleaned yourself up
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Not the most graceful route to the ball I've ever seen.
But it’ll work.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
Sims and Krueger have to be the most annoying duo in Mariners broadcast history.
One at a time is okay, but both is a bit too much.
Bite your tongue Dave Sims is awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS THE WEIRDEST GAME I'VE EVER SEEN
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I will soldier Yuni's penis to his thigh
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Pronounced "sodder"
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Oh my god someone made a typo over the internet
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
To solidier...
1. to act or serve as a soldier.
2. Informal. to loaf while pretending to work; malinger: He was soldiering on the job.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
Don't worry, Robert.
Your cobblers will have a day of respite tomorrow, as Greinke pitches (and I attend the game)
It really sounded like a horrible "CRACK"
Fuck! This sucks.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
And too bad Wilson Pickett didn't sing the national anthem
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
Krueger didn't finish the sentence.
“Nice to see [Bloomquist] get more playing time” …for another team.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
I wasn't watching then.
Why did Snell leave?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
The fact that Morrow is not striking out anybody in AAA is kinda scaring me.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
Betancourt....most obvious grand slam ever?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
I figure that bracing myself for the worst would make anything else feel slightly less bad.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap dude.
You win.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember hearing that one a bunch.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Sasquatch.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think that last pitch was a strike, but he swung at it anyway.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
The Royals are a bunch of Mariner cast-offs
and yet they were unable to score with the bases loaded and nobody out.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
Miguel Batista is the biggest poster child ever for how useless ERA is.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
I was making use of hyperbole.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, on Royals Review....
I should have recorded that inning
for the next time I think about staying home on a Saturday to watch these clowns.
^—remember when this was us?
DAMN YOU MESSENGER DAMN YOU TO HELL!
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
Why do they only start the wave when the opposition is up?
Every single time….I don’t get it.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
I'd say 90% of the time at Safeco when the wave is done, the opposing team scores that inning.
It’s really annoying. Plus the Wave looks stupid anyway.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, at least it killed the wave.
But yeah, I didn’t used to mind the wave much, but lately I’ve been really annoyed by it.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
This M's lineup is something short of terrifying
It strikes ennui into the hearts of opposing pitchers.
by Paytheline on Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There's your obligatory Messenger run.
Saw him blow the game when I was in Cleveland last week and now I’ve seen him blow one on TV.
Just giving Robert some hope before we crush it.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
LIKE HE FEELS UNDERAGE GIRLS
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
WIN!
1 win away from cockpunch land
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Snell looked pretty cheerful in the postgame interview on FSN
He’d been x-rayed, but not heard the results yet
Caller on the post game just called to rant about how awful and overpaid Beltre is
He also said that we’ll be better off without him, no one else would pay for him, and then he kept bringing up his 31 RBI. There are some smart Mariners fans out there.
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