8/29: Open Game Thread
Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners, Aug 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
The Mariners have gone through a number of pitchers whose problems were "just between the ears."
Gil Meche appears to be disappointed in you. Or perhaps at the lineup he gets to face.
Oh, god, don't look directly at it!
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I didn't think it was possible to put out a lineup worse than yesterday's
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like everyone who gets injured on this team is always out much longer than anticipated
Aside from Beltre, that is
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant
Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 29, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the oldest pictures on LL.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 29, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Royals head shot theme was Smug Bastard.
Winner: Gil Meche
by Sundevil78 on Aug 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gilbert Allen Meche is going to send you to your room, if you are not careful.
and stop poking your brother.
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good Branyan on the DL
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So there is basically no way this GT won't suck tonight so lets all try and bring A game
by Robert on Aug 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm down.
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Frank Caliendo is a Comedian Impressionist?
as opposed to all those Tragedian Impressionists?
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
Josh Wilson is batting second and playing third base.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 29, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But I see him there ... on ch. 5, in football pads.
I’m so confused.
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan on the 15 day dl, Ichiro still sidelined, and Silva going to Tacoma for rehab...
A lot of bad news today.
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall to 3rd and Saunders in the corner OF would make so much more sense.
Josh Wilson is turning into Boom Boom.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My god, is there anyone available on the bench?
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Griffey is out.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saunders and Kenji then...
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji can play first and third I think?
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess Jakubauskas and Mark Lowe will have to be our bench as well hahahahahaha
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jak played first base in the independent leagues I thought.
Too bad he was optioned to Tacoma.
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And recalled today.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe that Ichiro isn't allowed to play yet!
Wakamatsu is starting to make me angry.
by Sam Regens on Aug 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget, these games don't matter.
In terms of this season. Now, in terms of the all important Cockpunching Bet, this series is critical, but that is a hard sell to Wak in all likelyhood.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Aug 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Blowers tonight?
Odd lineups all around.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Bill brought the 'A' game!
Tonight’s keys:
No free passes
Musical chairs
Ham & Eggs
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave with a little dig at the catchers there.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No no no
Grass Creek isn’t everything……it’s the only thing!
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also not getting your cock punched as well.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K!
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snell!
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KK!
Enjoyable inning
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
G'wan Ian!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KK!
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow I'm glad my favorite player is having great success this early into the game
by Fogel on Aug 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oquendo!
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Gil Meche can finally grow chin hairs I see.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gutz!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gutz!
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Wilson!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So far the two base hits have come right after the old man in the backround claps fast
I’m thinking magic
by Fogel on Aug 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snell's 1st was pretty slick.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I found out last night
That Miguel Batista REALLLLLLY needs to go back to the shaved head look.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's growing it out so he can put beads in it.

Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only on the sides...
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OLD MAN
SWEEN-DAWG
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Old Man Sweendog!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEENEY!
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney!
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"And Mike schmears this ball..."
Wow Bill.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When I read this, I first thought it was about Beltre.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweendawg!
Interspersing some hits with teh hugs.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Robbed!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a nice play, Hall's crushing the ball though
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. He does not look like a guy who was struggling to OPS over .600
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm pretty satisfied.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hannagap!
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hannahan!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HANNAHANAHANAHANANAHANAHANA
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just making suggestions...
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by section331 on Aug 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hanners!
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy cow, Gil Meche sucks.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacks on parade!
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JACK WILSON!
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Wilson!
DOUBLEDOUBLEDOUBLE!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meche is no match for this murder's row!
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Langerhorse kills the rally.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Begging for fries on your Hen Night...
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems mildly phallic.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone else ever noticed that Gutz has this way of calming your worries on a long flyball?
He’s got a composure when tracking a warning track ball that really helps to quell oneself. I love this man.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am 100% comfortable on anything hit near center field
He is incredible and I love him
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't felt this good about the outfield defense since Winn/Cameron/Ichiro
by BrianL on Aug 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For sure.
But it seems like whenever a ball is hit to center there is nothing to be nervous about because g00tz is always beneath it by the time they pan out. It’s a great feeling.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm no longer bitter about Mike Cameron.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have completely forgotten about Adam Jones.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snell is living on the edge.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm speaking strictly about baseball
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gutz' facial hair also looks thicker this game.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guti is always thick.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It tends to grow.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meche's makes him look eerily like Matt Garza.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible that I had Garrett Olson sighting today in Portland?
He was looking disgruntled waiting for the MAX.
by maalox on Aug 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone looks disgruntled in Portland.
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a pretty disgruntling place to live
by maalox on Aug 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, Portland is pretty gruntling compared to Eugene.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rainiers are in Portland so possibly.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duave sure loves that duck.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave, even.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also am I the only person that finds it unusual that Bill Krueger is announcing
by maalox on Aug 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Such chemistry between him and Dave.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blowers is on vacation.
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by section331 on Aug 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next up: fat ass
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Snell is effectively falling apart
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does not compute...
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please shave, Fellix.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot type tonight.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freddy Garcia thinks it looks good.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No comma necessary
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't Yuni be on the far left somewhere?
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or right.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer the gif.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact that he escaped to America would indicate otherwise
by Poochie on Aug 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your moms menstrual cycle said that she couldn't get knocked but my dick indicated otherwise.
by Robert on Aug 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I sexted with your mom
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I've only seen the back of her head so
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I <3 OF defense.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
billy...

King of the bling come to lay down the evidence//Not George Bush, L-Millz be da president
by Sam Page on Aug 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, c'mon.
That’s obviously from last year.
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a young David Bowie.
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ninja Turtles Night?
Never thought I’d see that at Safeco. Although I thought the same thing about can haz cheezburger night.
by tintin on Aug 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I crapped my pants when I saw this
Too bad I’ll be busy that day..
by mvjournal on Aug 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you cleaned yourself up
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He dove when he didn't need to
Awesome catch!
by Poochie on Aug 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not the most graceful route to the ball I've ever seen.
But it’ll work.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims and Krueger have to be the most annoying duo in Mariners broadcast history.
One at a time is okay, but both is a bit too much.
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing is worse than X and Rizzs.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bite your tongue Dave Sims is awesome.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell did we not call up Shelton?
by Poochie on Aug 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The crowd couldn't handle seeing him and Jack Wilson on the same field.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Gary Gaetti
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Handyman!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HANNAHAN
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woah!
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What on god's earth is happening here.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did Felix give Silva a cup and Silva have a scorn look on his face when receiving it?
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean Gil does?
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Langerhouse!
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE WEIRDEST GAME I'VE EVER SEEN
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gahaha.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No power hitters in this lineup tonight.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni with range?
This truly is a weird game.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about our offence
but yeah, that too.
by IceStormV1 on Aug 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kreuger claims KC is really happy with Yuni.
He’s been so receptive to instruction.
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will soldier Yuni's penis to his thigh
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid to ask but what does it mean to "soldier" something?
by tintin on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pronounced "sodder"
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solder? Using a soldering iron and lead fused metal?
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god someone made a typo over the internet
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To solidier...
1. to act or serve as a soldier.
2. Informal. to loaf while pretending to work; malinger: He was soldiering on the job.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, Robert.
Your cobblers will have a day of respite tomorrow, as Greinke pitches (and I attend the game)
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It really sounded like a horrible "CRACK"
Fuck! This sucks.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Le sigh
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw something in the 90s, Snell.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's ok!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Either that or he's pulling a Beltre.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's definitely a knob gag in here somewhere.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
Did he take a line drive to the nuts?
by Malcontent1 on Aug 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throwing hand.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oquendo!
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by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's okay.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
90 MPH!
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni please pop one up like usual. Don't fuck around.
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad Mike Wilson wasn't called up and played LF.
by w00tah on Aug 29, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And too bad Wilson Pickett didn't sing the national anthem
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should sign Wilson Valdez for SS depth.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'd rather see Loafie at first, Wilson at second, Hannahan at third.
by BrianL on Aug 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting they have just left it Wilson Wilson on the jerseys
I want Jo. WIlson and Ja. Wilson.
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Now will he come back out?
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista really looks... dissolute.
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should see the top of his head.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like what that would involve.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Bloomquist throws out old Bloomquist!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Krueger didn't finish the sentence.
“Nice to see [Bloomquist] get more playing time” …for another team.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't watching then.
Why did Snell leave?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got hit on the hand.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fact that Morrow is not striking out anybody in AAA is kinda scaring me.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Krueger, Teixeira is not the MVP.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Miguel Batista
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll pass, thanks.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Betancourt....most obvious grand slam ever?
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I figure that bracing myself for the worst would make anything else feel slightly less bad.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inside the park grand slam that only happened because Guti tore his ACL trying to run down a liner.
by BrianL on Aug 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're preparing for the worst, do it right.
by BrianL on Aug 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap dude.
You win.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE'S THE YUNI I REMEMBER
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember hearing that one a bunch.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, I don't think that was a strike for Andre the Giant.
by James F'n X on Aug 29, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Sasquatch.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that last pitch was a strike, but he swung at it anyway.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike??
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woooooooooooo!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista should send a thank you note to the Royals.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Royals are a bunch of Mariner cast-offs
and yet they were unable to score with the bases loaded and nobody out.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Batista is the biggest poster child ever for how useless ERA is.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was making use of hyperbole.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so cool to have all these good fielders.
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meanwhile, on Royals Review....
I should have recorded that inning
for the next time I think about staying home on a Saturday to watch these clowns.
^—remember when this was us?
by James F'n X on Aug 29, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still is.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it's Shiek Yubuta!
thankyou thankyou
by Paytheline on Aug 29, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU MESSENGER DAMN YOU TO HELL!
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP DOING THE WAVE
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do they only start the wave when the opposition is up?
Every single time….I don’t get it.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never figured that out.
Let’s mess up the sight lines for the home pitcher.
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say 90% of the time at Safeco when the wave is done, the opposing team scores that inning.
It’s really annoying. Plus the Wave looks stupid anyway.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last night , right as the wave got around to my section, the royals hit a homer.
by Heydude on Aug 29, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, at least it killed the wave.
But yeah, I didn’t used to mind the wave much, but lately I’ve been really annoyed by it.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royals are going to try again.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And fail again.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That explains the facial hair.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hate to see the skanky-assed hos in his stable. Jesus.
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Messenger actually got through an inning without giving up any runs.
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An inning, but not an outing.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loaf!
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOAFIE!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loafie!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another Lopez BOMB
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney?!
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Every time Mike Sweeney gets a base hit an angel gets its wings.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Angels.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot all about the baseball team with that thought.
Yes. Fuck them.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cocks.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This M's lineup is something short of terrifying
It strikes ennui into the hearts of opposing pitchers.
by Paytheline on Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Way to go Randy.
At least this one doens’t hurt us.
by Heydude on Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's your obligatory Messenger run.
Saw him blow the game when I was in Cleveland last week and now I’ve seen him blow one on TV.
by tintin on Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the Randy Messenger we know and don't fucking love one bit.
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And double cocks.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 29, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
by qrsouther on Aug 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just giving Robert some hope before we crush it.
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're getting the Message.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BACK OFF, HE'S TRYING TO FEEL FOR HIS STUFF
by Poochie on Aug 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LIKE HE FEELS UNDERAGE GIRLS
You got slurved!
I for one will not welcome our Robert Overlords burst one open J/M/G!
by Slurvey on Aug 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything is coming in pairs this inning.
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Aug 29, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Theme of the night:
Thank goodness it’s the Royals.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Aug 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WIN!
1 win away from cockpunch land
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to win tomorrow so badly.
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by BrettJMiller on Aug 29, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snell looked pretty cheerful in the postgame interview on FSN
He’d been x-rayed, but not heard the results yet
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Caller on the post game just called to rant about how awful and overpaid Beltre is
He also said that we’ll be better off without him, no one else would pay for him, and then he kept bringing up his 31 RBI. There are some smart Mariners fans out there.
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite part?
The withering scorn with which he told Shannon “You’re wrong”
by msb on Aug 29, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha yeah
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by gregrabble on Aug 29, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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