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8/27: Open Game Thread

Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners, Aug 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT





Doug Fister

#58 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

6-8

200

R

R

Feb 04, 1984



Kyle Davies

#28 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

6-2

220

R

R

Sep 09, 1983


Kyle Davies was not amused to be told to watch the little birdie.

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And freshly dyed hair!

I wonder if he owns stock in Just For Men?

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's very sportscaster-y

Joe Buck has similar hair, but he’s going to need hair-in-a-can pretty soon.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I inferred that they wanted to know who fans thought was the best Mariner closer in their prime.

Since Norm Charlton is out of baseball and all. Putz at his prime was much better than Aardsma.

by HARRYP09 on Aug 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Was that a phone vote thing or something?

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was the pre-game poll. "Which Mariners closer did you have the most confidence in?"

Norm Charlton – 17%
Eddie Guardado – 6%
Kaz Sasaki – 36%
JJ Putz – 17%
David Aardsma – 24%

by HARRYP09 on Aug 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, OK

I think a lot of the people who vote in those polls most likely focus on what’s going on this year. In his prime, I would far rather see JJ.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And that’s coming from someone who never thought she’d say that.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would much rather not see J.J. Putz in the 9th.

I assume the question was about pitching, in which case, if J.J. Putz was pitching in the 9th, that would mean the Mariners, who I guess were facing the Mets, would be tied or trailing at the time.

Seeing David Aardsma in the 9th could mean many things.

by Matthew on Aug 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were facing the Mets it could be the World Series!

…or some interleague game in June.

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Stands are emptier than they were on Tuesday.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So what is the general consensus here

On Stitch n’ Pitch?
I was just wondering, as I am conflicted.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If (like my mother was able to) I could knit without looking, I might go.

But as I have to stare at what I am doing, and count out loud, and often take back out what I have just done, I don’t think it is for me.

by msb on Aug 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seems contrary to everything I know as a baseball fan.

I can appreciate them trying to fill the seats, but it’s just strange.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I thoguht that I had heard that they were doing it in other cities.
I just get absorbed in the game and talking to friends about the game; I don’t even bother to take notes anymore because I just like watching the thing progress. I think knitting would be too much distraction for me. Also, clapping might prove dangerous.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fister!!

I’m thinking perfect game.

by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 27, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Shipoopy

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Aug 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would anyone pitch Lopez inside?

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Aug 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a weird-looking play.

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Aug 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

In play outs might be the best kind of changeup

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Blowers says that the Royals fed off of Greinke's hot start for a while.

Huh. What do you know, he’s right. At one point this season they were 18-11. Good on them.

I love you, David Neihaus, but you need to quit broadcasting.

by katal on Aug 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING

SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING

by seattlebruin on Aug 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow he was out

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fister had an obvious strike three on Pena

And then he hits a home run. Fucking gay

by Snowman1025 on Aug 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

People say this but it is not true.

Most likely it will be roughly true, but there is nothing that states luck has to even out for a given player, or team, over the arbitrary 162 games.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

KC Park factor

94/95 this season

97/98 over the last three

So… almost fair?

by Poochie on Aug 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to like Yuni

After seeing his cocky expression running the bases, not so much.
Tomorrow night, Kansas City, you will rue the day. The Felix DAY!

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They must go down hard.

(like the new pic, by the way)

by msb on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

And yes, they will – I will make a win happen with the POWER OF MY MIND.
And also Felix Power.

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HALL!

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

Did Yuni just hit a home run off of us?

by Slica on Aug 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Answer

Yes

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gracias.

Game not available for me at the time.

by Slica on Aug 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gutz!!

Fantastic AB.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GUTZ!

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

EEEEEK!

RALLY SAUNDERS!!!! RALLY GUTZ!

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by section331 on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was worth waiting for.

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Aug 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It's just...

Of all the teams to bring Fister back down to Earth, I never thought it would be the Royals. Wait of course it would be.

I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!

by Hopefulmsfan on Aug 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Funk walk...........yay.......

Career Safeco Record: 7-2

by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Show me the money, Bill Hall.

Career Safeco Record: 7-2

by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm. I am satisfied.

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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILL HALL!

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Plan of Action

1. Trade Batista to Royals
2. Have Batista Pitch In Relief
3. Hit Homeruns.

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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus we suck

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We're losing the Royals

We’re going to be 2-4 against the Royals.

by MFAN on Aug 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The M's strategy.

They win the Battle of Grass Creek by screwing up the Royals’ draft hopes.

by Slica on Aug 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha Nick Green had to pitch.

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE ROBERT DIE DIE DIE DIE

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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Must....stay....5 games above .500......

Leave it to the new and improved Mariners to get beat by the old and crappy Mariners.

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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the Royal's bullpen sucks...

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Saunders =(

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So, if we have entered Bizarro World for this series

does that mean I’ll get to see the Ms beat Greinke on sunday?

by msb on Aug 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Why not?

RRS has already beaten Roy Halladay this season.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Messenger UGH!

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean yay Messenger!

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

HEY YOU. 26. FUCK YOU.

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

FUCK RANDY MESSENGER

FUCK HIM LIKE HE FUCKS PASSED OUT 17 YEAR OLDS AT PARTIES

by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Aaaah.

Birdie has just left town.

JRs home run surge is likely over.

by msb on Aug 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Show me the money, Bill Hall.

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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt White

VERO BEACH, Fla. — Matt White, a journeyman pitcher trying to make the Los Angeles Dodgers, could become baseball’s first billionaire player.

It has nothing to do with his arm. He owns a rock quarry in western Massachusetts.

White, who has appeared in seven big league games in nine professional seasons, paid $50,000 three years ago to buy 50 acres of land from an elderly aunt who needed the money to pay for a nursing home.

While clearing out a couple acres to build a home, he discovered stone ledges in the ground, prompting him to have the property surveyed.

A geologist estimated there were 24 million tons of the stone on his land. The stone is being sold for upward of $100 per ton, meaning there’s well over $2 billion worth of material used for sidewalks, patios and the like.

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by Edanger6 on Aug 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm Robert can't be a mod if he's dead and/or cockpunched....

Just a thought.

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap Bruce Chen?

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON BEST TRADE EVER!

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

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by gregrabble on Aug 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Saunders D=

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Saunders D= great

Saunders O= not so great?

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit 2 swinging SO

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The other Wilson will save us!

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by Slurvey on Aug 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

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