8/26: Open Game Thread
Oakland Athletics at Seattle Mariners, Aug 26, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Gio Gonzalez's face is at an angle to his chin.
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Luke French appears to have discovered invisibility.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 26, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOO GO MARINERS
For some reason, Luke French reminds me of this. Not sure why.
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
That makes little sense.
But the video you posted reminds me of this one.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 26, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny because I keep thinking someone is going to start calling French "Freedom Pitcher".
I am ashamed for even typing that.
I plan to implement this immediately
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Endy in the house.
He was at the park for team photo day — per Shannon, Beltre must be feeling better as he carried Endy from behind 2b to the clubhouse, with Rick Griffin trailing behind, toting Endy’s crutches.
Did Bill Krueger walk in on his wife blowing three computers or something?
Jesus.
by Teej on Aug 26, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't know what this sentence means, but I absolutely love it.
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
With a deft cultural reference about cash for clunkers.
Which, by the way, ended. Way to be with it, Bill
Oakland is losing so Moneyball was wrong.
Well the M’s lost 100 games with “veterans” so getting veterans must be the wrong way to go as well.
SBN, like seemingly everything I touch today, has decided to be a fuckard.
So no lineup widget for now.
Why are you touching things?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 26, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey has some pretty awesome cars.
I work where he takes residence in Seattle with his family and he pulled out in some sort of Mercedes sports car I’ve never seen before. He also has a suped up Bentley sports car.
Illegible
By the way ....
“… a guy is playing third base without a cup,” said White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, a former All-Star shortstop. "That’s ballsy. "
Yes, yes it is Ozzie
"I feel like we are sending Danny Haren for Mulder all over again." - Cardinal fan on the Matt Holliday trade
"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.
Jack does like to touch.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 26, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ja. Wilson is also a chiropracter.
He was just adjusting Hannahan to be sure his back was not askew after that awkward catch.
Allstate watches over us like a smiling Felix genie
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
And homoerotic Griffey butt grabs. Don't forget about those.
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That was one of the best catches on a foul ball I've seen
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I'm calling the no-hitter right here.
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Is this the smallest gap in age for a pitching matchup?
And holy crap Lopez.
We should definitely try to resign him now...tell him he has to play for the minimum because we are the only team that would make him look good.
And then laugh and not sign him for even that.
Looked like he swung to me. Plus that was a bad pitch to even offer at. Just want
to see a little more offensive production.
Then he should buy him a Snuggie.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Wasn't Rob Johnson supposed to be fast.....?
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/9/870916/fangraphs-adds-speed-score
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that was smack-dab in the middle of the zone.
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm, Dave called that "down the right field line"
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"We get alot of our information...."
What? From what?
Blowers just kinda stopped in mid thought there.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Maybe you've seen this before, but seriously, HUH?

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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, Elvis Andrus is one sexy SS
Snagged a grounder up the middle and nailed A-Rod trying to score from 2B.
Do you follow Atlanta much?
I’ve always admired their minor league development. But my impression is the new GM is floundering a bit, I don’t know if that is correct.
He nailed A-rod? Niiiice.
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Elvis Andrus is quickly becoming my favorite non-Mariner.
He is just so damn happy all the time. He’s awesome.
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 26, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Sims continues to laugh in the face of announcer no-hitter conventions.
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 26, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
I miss the days where they showed the raw feed during commercial breaks.
by sirbrianwilson on Aug 26, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I caught a Mariners game in Japan two summers ago
and they had the raw feed in between the innings on TV. It was great!
I adore that commercial
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice Baserunning
on the Sweeney fly, Hannahan
Hey Ms...sign Bonds and A-Rod. ;-)
My signature line
is super old
Hey Ms...sign Bonds and A-Rod. ;-)
word
I don’t even remember what the joke was about.
Hey Ms...sign Bonds and A-Rod. ;-)
Sweeney =
out machine
Hey Ms...sign Bonds and A-Rod. ;-)
Is it just me or did he kind of leisurely push that one to the warning track?
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
I was going more with the fact that black sounds like Jack and they fill similar roles.
Fuck Anaheim.
good lord, french. get it together.
no lead is safe.
by sanford_and_son on Aug 26, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
That was a Killebrew shot
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Six-hundred and ninety-four yards of total offense.
Holy crap that was smoked..wow
I fucking hate you Mariners
Wait, Miguel Batista? I don't think Don Wakamatsu likes getting sweeps
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The thing about Miguel this season is that he can suck so badly
but than he goes and does that. Its so weird
No clearly im the only one unbiased here
But that was a strike, no question.
He's thrown 10 pitches to get 4 outs
Oakland’s offense may be rated better than ours but it still sucks.
I guess it might depend on how many of them were Mexican.
by Matthew on Aug 26, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because if a lot of them are Mexican
there is a good chance at least a couple have good carpentry skills and can thus build some expansions to your house to better accommodate the large crowd.
by Matthew on Aug 26, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That seemed silly to send him, but I'll take it
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Seems like this year, we've had more people thrown out by a mile at home.
Maybe it’s just me, if so, nevermind my comment.
Completely subjective, I'll admit.
But sending both Johnson and Lopez today did not seem like good decisions live, and there have been several other decisions like that this year by Hines, in my opinion.
by drblacknwhite on Aug 26, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there decent stats out there on RAA in situations of trying to score from 2B on a single?
Quick Google perusal leads to BP’s EQBRR, and I’m assuming EQHAR (Equivalent Hit Advancement Runs) is the relevant component, but obviously this doesn’t narrow it to 2B→home situations. I assume baserunning RAA formulas won’t likely have the same impact as hitting, pitching, fielding, but it is at least a consideration of minor interest, no?
How does Josh Fogg keep getting employed?
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by .Taylor on Aug 26, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Hum.
http://www.statcorner.com/pitcherSP.php?id=407853&team=SEA&year=2009&leag=A_L
http://www.statcorner.com/pitcherSP.php?id=150319&team=COL&year=2009&leag=N_L
Certainly doesn’t look like it.
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by .Taylor on Aug 27, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I wondered why Jakubauskas was on the pre-game show
“Chris Jakubauskas threw another bullpen session today. He will probably pitch Friday and Sunday for Tacoma in Portland, and be called back up when the rosters expand on Tuesday.”—Baker’s blog
THIS IS WHY I LIKE TWO OTHER SPORTS MORE NOW
I HATE YOU
by Robert on Aug 26, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It starts to grow on you
Like warts
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I love Aardsma, but he drives me nuts when he won't throw his slider.
If the fastball gets the job done, it’s fine. Just a personal pet peeve.
To be fair neither of them were hit hard
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Nomah!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
That's one of the most boring sweeps I've ever seen.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Woohoo

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 26, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
This is one of those gifs
That is always relevant
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Seems silly since they're better than us.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 26, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to believe (and great) that we are still technically in it.
7.5 back of the Sox, 5 back of the Rangers.
I hope the Yankees (I hate ’em though) continue making the Sox their bitch.
I want to be friends with Mike Sweeney
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Awesome.
And Sweeney continues to amaze (with his off field contributions, that is).
And more Awww
“Mike Sweeney went so far as to give Ichiro a “C” to wear as captain of “L Ben Show” and was thrilled to see him embrace his temporary role."—Drayer.
Holy crap
Seriously. We’re not going for any pennants this year, but could our team BE cooler?
I think not.
~I'm on the DA~
It could have Nick Swisher on it so yes.
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Maybe that dog up there can get in the action also.
5 games left, 4 against Royals.
3-2 equals a losing bet from Robert.
I wrote the dog comment and then started feeling sorry for him.
I mean that dog could rip his jewels off

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