This Could Not Be More Perfect

by Jeff on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 AM PDT in Great News Comment 34 comments

Kenji Johjima just homered off the Dolphin.

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why do you guys call him the dolphin?

-curious white sox fans want to know

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It's the name of the slow curve he throws.

by levnclf on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

vg

and thanks

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Named as such because he "flips" it out of his hand

Flip = Flipper = Dolphin. God sports nicknames are stupid.

by Jeff on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Better then London slang.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have been told to capitalize and not use chatspeak twice already.

You are treading on little water.

by Matthew on Aug 20, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, he was told in the game thread after posting this.

He posted this one at 11.

I agree with enforcing the rules, but his first warning did come after this post…

Unless his first warning wasn’t the one that came to day. In which case, ignore me.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Today.

To day?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Notes are for others as well.

Public record of enforcement so other people will stop bitching that we don’t enforce the rules with an even-hand.

by Matthew on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Makes sense to me.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

follow up question:

why do you guys jam to naughty by nature at safeco?

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Griffey's classic walk-up song.

We used to all move our hands side to side for it when he was a Mariner for the first time. Until they played the song four times on his bobble head night, the Seattle crowd forgot that they used to do that for pretty much every Junior AB.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok so its a throw back to Griffey.

I was disturbed by the shot of the ‘dancing’ when the Sox were just out there, that explains it.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Dolphin is a new pitch that he started throwing this year.

It’s been moderately effective, and has contributed some to his improved numbers, though the defense is the biggest thing contributing to his success this year. It’s just a big 65-70 MPH breaking ball

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dont think hes faster than Buehrle.

Castro ran into the dugout and told pitcher Jose Contreras, "He hasn't missed a spot all day. I think hes going to do it." Contreras replied, "Shut the fuck up."

by e-gus on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs