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New York Yankees at Seattle Mariners, Aug 13, 2009 7:10 PM PDT



Ian Snell

#48 / Pitcher / Seattle Mariners

5-11

200

R

R

Oct 30, 1981



CC Sabathia

#52 / Pitcher / New York Yankees

6-7

290

L

L

Jul 21, 1980



Adrian Beltre and Jack Wilson are going to have very different recollections of last night from everybody else.

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I forget the name of it

but the one all the skin head chicks at LA Ska shows sport. I think its the Chelsea.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Aug 13, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy pigtails

Agree with pretty much the rest of the responses to this thread.

by appleshampoo on Aug 13, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

We had a long discussion over this.

Pigtails = any ‘tail’ of hair that is braided in some sense.
Ponytails = any ‘tail’ of hair that is simply held together with a band or some other device.

by Matthew on Aug 13, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My stylist wife disagrees a little.

She says that a pigtail is any ponytail wherein the hair is curled, at least traditionally.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 13, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no.

Pig tails— two of them, usually short and perky.

Pony tail— one tail, often long like a beeeutiful pony’s.

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for the lack of an 'a' in beeeutiful

I don't care how well he does for the M's...FUCK ENDY CHAVEZ

by Fuzz on Aug 13, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre
Back to Beltre, he was hurt on a hard grounder that kicked off to his right in the eighth inning.

“It hurt pretty bad,‘’ he said. "It was hurting me pretty much the whole game after that.’’

Told that some were suggesting he was brave for staying in the game, he quipped:

“I don’t know about brave. Maybe stupid.’’

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

For my money

that Ichiro batting stance commercial is the best one of all time.

by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 13, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Wilson is Jack's little brother?

Or is Krueger just noting that they have the same surname?

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

If by little brother...

you mean inferior in every way then yes. But there is no relation.

by Yoyogi on Aug 13, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Just give Snell the see gee tonight

Because fuck, we’re basically sunk for tonight anyway, unless Batista and Olson want to stop sucking.

by Alexandra_5236 on Aug 13, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

On the upside

all his pitches were down to Jeter

by Yoyogi on Aug 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nice.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 13, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 13, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Me

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Me

Weird question. Completely different from Rob Johnson’s easy mistakes last night. Weird. (Oh, its esoteric who posted it, I get it now).

by Sam Regens on Aug 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, I think that between Kenji and Johnson it's basically a wash.

I’m no Rob Johnson maven. He is almost wholly made of flaws.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is lost.

And it wasn’t even Snell’s fault.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they though?

I feel like Dibs are the superior of the two.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Y’all are likely too young to remember BonBons, but Dipbs are mini bonbons (dome shaped) coated in chocolate and teeny crisped rice.

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dibs are WAY better

Dippin’ dots are okay…kind of dry-tasting though. I love me some Crunch-flavored Dibs.

by appleshampoo on Aug 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to sell these "Rainbow Ice" dippin' dots at Safeco and they were delicious.

More like a snow cone than ice cream. And then one season they were gone.

by Mikky on Aug 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is an average player.

Maybe slightly above average. Not bad.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter.

They’re still homers and he is still 24 and cheep.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Joh gets a HR

I’ll start advocating for him to play every game the rest of the year

by magistermilitum on Aug 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a small sample decision.

Thats like giving Cairo playing time every game because he managed to hit one out.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does kind of look like a leprechaun.

But then again most Irish do.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, Hannahan is listed at 6'2"

But you know they always exaggerate that stuff for the official record. He’s 1’11" if he’s an inch.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shin implants.

These really exist, by the way. Asian models apparently sometimes get them to be taller…but of course they’re left with freakishly short arms.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get that astigmatism corrected then.

I have that, it can be a bitch.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you might want to check your water supply.

Someone’s spiking it with powerful hallucinogens, X-Files-style.

My theory is it’s Graham.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is CC getting squeezed?

Haven’t been watching on Gameday, but almost looks like it. In which case, holy crap are we bad.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Josh Wilson!

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 13, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck you Captain Intangibles.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We're fucked

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 13, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah...

I sense some Batista tonight.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 13, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

And now for some good news!

tRA on Fangraphs!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, this is nice.

Even if it is otherwise the worst day of the year baseball-wise.

by Decatur on Aug 13, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be fun pitching in the minor leagues.

Then get traded to the AL where the first three teams you face are Texas (home), Rays, and Yankees.

by ThundaPC on Aug 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitches 2 and 3 were strikes.

Not that it really matters but…

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Aug 13, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

And now...

brother against brother.

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish you could platoon starting pitchers

Only have Snell face righties. That would be much better than this.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 13, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Aug 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You betcha!

MarinersFan4Life I think that beltre does not deserve to be paid while going on the DL because this is his fault…had he been wearing a cup this would not have happened

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better--

“most these guys are so roided up they dont have testicles anymore so they dont wear cups”

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

...What...

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http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com \\ twitter

by Jack Moore on Aug 13, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I?

I think I am the one with the normal bed.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the problem

Cut one leg shorter than the rest so it rocks around a bunch

by Kermit. on Aug 13, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the bed was a metaphor for something else

But now I’m thinking since it’s kevin, he might actually be talking about a bed

by Kermit. on Aug 13, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the robots wouldn't be giving these calls to Mariners pitching at this point.

Their “fuck you, you can’t pitch for shit” subroutine would have activated around the 5th inning.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 13, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So this game sucks.

They’re selling Yankees player/number shirts at the merch stands. It is disgusting.

Why can’t Sweeney go on the DL for the rest of the year already? That way I could enjoy his personality and antics without watching a single one of his “at bats” the rest of the year.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 13, 2009 9:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

I thought Howard Lincoln banned the Safeco PA people from playing the stupid “DAAAAAAAAYO” daaaaaaaaayo “DAAAAAAAYO!” daaaaaaayo!" thing because that was the Yankees deal and we don’t do that we’re the Mariners and all sorts of shit. Fuck them.

by Decatur on Aug 13, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought if I saw "Teixeira 25" shirts displayed for sale at Safeco I'd be happy.

I ddnt figure it would happen this way. It’s BS. Yeah they make money. But they alienate casual Mariners fans by openly supporting the visiting team. I’d think building a dedicated fan base would be more importan than a few bucks now.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 13, 2009 9:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. SOMEONE BLENDER HIS TESTICLES. WHAT THE FUCK. FUCKING DIE.

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Aug 13, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

No chatspeak.

You were told this not two days ago.

by Matthew on Aug 13, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm... Just read the subthread. Must have happened during my time away.

Please know I was not aware, and failed to see this exchange. So you can no longer tell someone you’ve given them a rec?

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 13, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its OK as long as you give a reason for the rec

At least thats what ive been doing and nobody has said anything.

by Karma Police on Aug 13, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to be a dick, but I seriously never saw this rule change,

and have seen “Rec’d” easily 20 times since I’ve been back. Including two moments ago after this subthread started, so apparently I’m not the only one. My bad.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 13, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the mods cannot be present at all hours and all times.

So we do not catch every instance of rules infractions. We do our best though and appreciate the community’s efforts to hold others up to the stated guidelines.

by Matthew on Aug 13, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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If you want to say "rec’d" provide a reason why you like the comment. Otherwise, just rec it and say nothing.

by Matthew on Aug 13, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

While my seats are in Section 108, I'm on the other side and couldn't see what the guy looked like.

Due to all of the people standing at higher levels in front of him, y’know.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 13, 2009 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So this is the game where Brett goes to jail.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder what the logo on the hat is..

notice he is not wearing any baseball-related attire.

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he just wondered if he was a Yankee fan...

the hat is blue, with a rectangle-shaped logo of some kind. It looked like a corporate giveaway

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sims was wrong. I can't figure it out.

Whatever shitty business it is, prepare for a boycott.

by marc w on Aug 13, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes gone :(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 13, 2009 9:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hunt him down!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll find him.

I already found Scrappy. This is what he looks like now.

Unfortunately, he stabbed me in the stomach the hidden blade he keeps in the end of his cane and got away, but we’ve taught him a good lesson now: do not fuck with us now, Dog. Not with GMZ here. It’s dangerous.

by Decatur on Aug 13, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an ugly fuck

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 13, 2009 10:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just ask anyone in your section. They'll be glad to point him out.

But didn’t I see him throw the ball back on the field? Isn’t that illegal?

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 13, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

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They never found the body…. All they found was a blood soaked green hat, and note that said “Ichiro done cut you, bitch.”

...and now I'm here

by CapSea on Aug 13, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand.

He is most certainly not black.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hannah Montana I mean.

I am just in a horrible mood because of that stupid fucking catch.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

To clarify:

yoyogi likes to call Hannahan “Hannah Montana”.

I cant decide if he’s an alias of someone here, or if he’s doing it for the reactions, but I think its become his trademark over the past couple days

by Karma Police on Aug 13, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin was messing with him a little

instead of actually answering his question, he changed the subject to Hannah Montana

by Karma Police on Aug 13, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bed is quite happy actually.

Thank you for caring though, Kevin. I hope your bed enjoys the sex.

by Kirk on Aug 13, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing Angie reminds me--

there was a digression (based on a deleted comment) in the Times postgame last night on the subject of her baseball career… first they didn’t believe that women ever played baseball, and then if they did, it was just a publicity stunt and not real baseball, and you know, probably any of them could have beaten her.

by msb on Aug 13, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That's true love right there.

Nice to see Radio Shack is doing some decently humorous commercials, by the way.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 13, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since my last post was derailed...

Did Snell pitch as bad as his line looks?

by Yoyogi on Aug 13, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

In all seriousness...

in my opinion, terrible in the 2nd and 3rd, kinda mediocre to okay in the rest.

Although it was nice he was able to stay in the game so long. But I wasn’t impressed at all overall.

by Karma Police on Aug 13, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

Looks like he did a little better than I thought (apart from 2nd and 3rd of course) Guess I was just bitter or something.

Well good for him…I guess.

by Karma Police on Aug 13, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh not at all

I didnt even watch it, I listened on the radio (TV broken yaaaay). I just seemed to remember being let down at the end of every inning.

by Karma Police on Aug 13, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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