I Call On You, The Reader

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

I need your help.

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Which is it?

Shadow

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Moustache

718 votes

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Ostriches can't grow feathers on their beaks.

by James F'n X on Aug 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions

HAZZA!!!

The treachery for the dominance of Grass creek knows no bounds!!

The Royal-isian mustache has infiltrated the Mariners. Pray, pray he doesn’t start pitching like Jamey Wright.

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions

Hells yeah

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs

This is fantastic

by Dewey N on Aug 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Now they all look like they're related to Mario and Luigi.

by Mikky on Aug 13, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions

This needs to be updated with Yuni.

But fantastic nonetheless.

by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions

This is very old

From a fanpost series about how Trey Hillman’s ‘stache was destroying the team. That was before we got Yuni and since we’ve aquired him, Trey’s shaved the stache. And it stopped the streak baby!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Dang.

Within a week too early.

by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, that's good...

but can you chop the faces in half and re-arrange them randomly?

by Matthew on Aug 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs

I didn't make that, but you might find this slightly enjoyable, maybe

I miss that statue in right field… no I don’t

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes! ;)

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Aug 13, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Willie the best.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

These words seem strange somehow.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 13, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

This is awesome

More quality art from RR. Willie looks ready to unclog some drains.

Mike Scioscia is fat.

by Big Jared on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Moustache.

He’s probably just got the same problem as I do in that that’s his moustache after not shaving for a month.

Seriously, I’ve had the same razor for six months and I’ve only used it four or five times, and THAT’s only because the tiny little nothing hairs on my chin are annoying me.

by craig3410 on Aug 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions