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Which is it?
Shadow
263 votes
Moustache
718 votes

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HAZZA!!!

The treachery for the dominance of Grass creek knows no bounds!!

The Royal-isian mustache has infiltrated the Mariners. Pray, pray he doesn’t start pitching like Jamey Wright.

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is very old

From a fanpost series about how Trey Hillman’s ‘stache was destroying the team. That was before we got Yuni and since we’ve aquired him, Trey’s shaved the stache. And it stopped the streak baby!

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang.

Within a week too early.

by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't make that, but you might find this slightly enjoyable, maybe


I miss that statue in right field… no I don’t

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes! ;)

A Mariners fan in Seattle

by Coach Owens on Aug 13, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is awesome

More quality art from RR. Willie looks ready to unclog some drains.

Mike Scioscia is fat.

by Big Jared on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moustache.

He’s probably just got the same problem as I do in that that’s his moustache after not shaving for a month.

Seriously, I’ve had the same razor for six months and I’ve only used it four or five times, and THAT’s only because the tiny little nothing hairs on my chin are annoying me.

by craig3410 on Aug 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His mustache is wispier than that guy that played basketball for Gonzaga and cried

what was his name…….

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Morrison right?

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro

by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like the moustache I've been trying to grow so I can shave...

You got slurved!

I for one welcome our sexy* moderating overlords.

by Slurvey on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe this is...

an infamous eye liner ’stache?

When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I voted shadow

if only because it’d be depressing if it was an attempt at a ’stache.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Note to men:

If you’re going to go with the stubble look, make sure you can grow a beard first.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

Looks like shadow/weird muscular definition to me…

This signature space for rent.

by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The correct answer is molestache.

(That is pronounced molest-ash, not mole-stash, in case that was unclear.)

by RunningFool on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way FUNNY!!

I usually don’t comment much or at all,but i REALLY like ALL of the comments made here at Lookout Landing(Jeff,Graham,Matthew,Poochie etc). keep it up and never change guys. you guys ROCK!!!!!

by The Kid 24 on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is an amazing thread.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's moustachetastic!

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Aug 13, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NA, dirt

Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.

p.s. fuck you angels

p.p.s. why does geoff baker hate felix

by InSpokane on Aug 13, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jak is the Spirit of Youth

And he’s trying to bring the moustache back for the 18th time.

by njpozner on Aug 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's my voting option for "crustache?"

Because that is clearly a crustache

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Aug 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Team confirmation!

It’s a moustache.

by Jeff on Aug 13, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It is reminiscent of a 70s comedy!

Like Meatballs! Or a different kind of movie!

But reminiscent!
Remember me Chris Jakubauskas, for I am your only fan.

by marc w on Aug 13, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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