I Call On You, The Reader
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HAZZA!!!
The treachery for the dominance of Grass creek knows no bounds!!
The Royal-isian mustache has infiltrated the Mariners. Pray, pray he doesn’t start pitching like Jamey Wright.
When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hells yeah

Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
This needs to be updated with Yuni.
But fantastic nonetheless.
by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is very old
From a fanpost series about how Trey Hillman’s ‘stache was destroying the team. That was before we got Yuni and since we’ve aquired him, Trey’s shaved the stache. And it stopped the streak baby!
Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's good...
but can you chop the faces in half and re-arrange them randomly?
by Matthew on Aug 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I didn't make that, but you might find this slightly enjoyable, maybe

I miss that statue in right field… no I don’t
Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! ;)
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 13, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Willie the best.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These words seem strange somehow.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 13, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is awesome
More quality art from RR. Willie looks ready to unclog some drains.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moustache.
He’s probably just got the same problem as I do in that that’s his moustache after not shaving for a month.
Seriously, I’ve had the same razor for six months and I’ve only used it four or five times, and THAT’s only because the tiny little nothing hairs on my chin are annoying me.
by craig3410 on Aug 13, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would really help if someone could get a NexDef screengrab
I can’t load the high def feed at work.
by Jeff on Aug 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give me the time stamp and I can do it.
by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His mustache is wispier than that guy that played basketball for Gonzaga and cried
what was his name…….
Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Morrison right?
When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
Phase 1: Assemble expensive, below average players
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: CHAMPIONSHIP!
-RoyalsRetro
by ratherfantastic on Aug 13, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like the moustache I've been trying to grow so I can shave...
You got slurved!
I for one welcome our sexy* moderating overlords.
by Slurvey on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this is...
an infamous eye liner ’stache?
When super delayed gratification meets with underachieving veteran they laugh at the Royals, just a hypothesis though
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "I rape children" look is all the rage these days.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Aug 13, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted shadow, but I should qualify that:
Even if it is a ‘stache, it doesn’t deserve to be called one.
by bhudson on Aug 13, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got arrested for attempted moustache once
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Aug 13, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think that's actually more of a methstache
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 13, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand how it could be a shadow.
by Teej on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got to be a stache
Looks like too perfect of a shape not to be.
by Zach Sanders on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Gary Neville stash?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Aug 13, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It still makes me laugh that his dad's called Neville.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 13, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that's more like four long hairs under his nose that have gone out of control
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted shadow
if only because it’d be depressing if it was an attempt at a ’stache.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like mustache I could grow if given a week or two

It’s barely there!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Note to men:
If you’re going to go with the stubble look, make sure you can grow a beard first.
by Jeff on Aug 13, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, BizzaroJak

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
That's a better goatee than what Felix has.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I am sticking with Gatorade-stache.
Just enough pigment in the drink to give color to the fuzz.
by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...

Looks like shadow/weird muscular definition to me…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Aug 13, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The correct answer is molestache.
(That is pronounced molest-ash, not mole-stash, in case that was unclear.)
by RunningFool on Aug 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I figure if Jeff is going to ride Jak about his "moustache", he might as well do it in style.

by Wilder. on Aug 13, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 17 recs
Way FUNNY!!
I usually don’t comment much or at all,but i REALLY like ALL of the comments made here at Lookout Landing(Jeff,Graham,Matthew,Poochie etc). keep it up and never change guys. you guys ROCK!!!!!
by The Kid 24 on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is an amazing thread.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 13, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's moustachetastic!
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Aug 13, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NA, dirt
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
p.p.s. why does geoff baker hate felix
by InSpokane on Aug 13, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jak is the Spirit of Youth
And he’s trying to bring the moustache back for the 18th time.
by njpozner on Aug 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off, Pepsi.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have my Pepsi "Gotta Have It" card.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Aug 14, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's my voting option for "crustache?"
Because that is clearly a crustache
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Aug 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is reminiscent of a 70s comedy!
Like Meatballs! Or a different kind of movie!
But reminiscent!
Remember me Chris Jakubauskas, for I am your only fan.
by marc w on Aug 13, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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