8/12: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:26 PM PDT
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our bullpen isn't strong enough to last 18
by magistermilitum on Aug 12, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So that wasn't close to being a strike
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Hannah Montana will win it
my prediction
by Yoyogi on Aug 12, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Please stop using this nickname because oh my God it is terrible
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 12, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the Best of Both Wo-
NO.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm stuck on Spongebob and other random cartoons...
I know what you mean.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 12, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
A "tween" daughter, no less.
Sort of unavoidable unless I lock her in a Skinner box for 10 years or so.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Jenks already pitched
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I would have sex with
him if he did
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a friend whom made a deal like this.
He now owes fellatio to Ryan Langerhands.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Being wrong. Then you lose twice.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't take this crap from them. Be persistent.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Any reason in particular?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe you were bald? If so, I remember you.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you dye it, or is it natural?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Please end this game before we get to Batista Time.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
as long as a walkoff occurs I will be happy
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I want to
I’m going to try and get some photos of him before the Yankees make him their bitch. :/
~I'm on the DA~
That is probably how he'd like it
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The 21 kind of looks like a dong about to enter a rectum.
I bet that is on purpose.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's one optical illusion I'm not picking up on.
by Kenny Knows Sports on Aug 12, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Do me a favor.
Don’t tell me what you see in Rorschach inkblots.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see it...
And I can’t say I’m too disappointed.
by Mariner Melee on Aug 12, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Grinning monkey
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
The number 21 entering a rectum
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bat hanging upside-down with two women wearing bonnets in the upper corners.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Fuck
Player A
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I think it's more like his tattoo.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the white space at the bottom
as some faggy beard design on Player A’s face. It all comes together
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
This has spurred the greatest subthread ever.
by seattlesundevil on Aug 12, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I see
Ken Griffey Jr. hitting my fastball into the right field seats.
by Interceptor on Aug 12, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
'The Mob Goes Wild' will hopefully be appropriate.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Eyeball Kid on Aug 12, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HE DIDN'T SWING AGAIN
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
If I had a nickle for every time I heard that.
I’d still be broke.
by Kenny Knows Sports on Aug 12, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Lopez loves Guti like a brother
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Guti is rocking Sizemore this year
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
His brother literally could've had a better at bat
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought you liked it when the joke was spelled out.
Anyway, it’s 12:30, give me some slack here.
Jigsaw falling into place
I most certainly wouldn't count on that
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Especially if Tits comes in.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Keystone Commercial.
The beer all over the store. The girl’s whimper as the guy hands her his beer. The ass shot at the end of the commercial.
I love beer commercials because they’re so gratuitous, and I wish I could write them for a living.
Not a bad game for my birthday
Especially if the Ms win.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Damnit.
Come on Jax, bear down and get a DP!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
WOW
way to get out of the way there Jak
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 12, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe this game and the fact NYY is coming in leads to a DFA of Batista
to get another long guy up here
If Kotsay's hit was against the Angels
It would’ve hit off of second base and ricocheted right into the 1B man’s glove for the out.
by Yoyogi on Aug 12, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So that is his curveball? That is pretty sharp
What was Jenks throwing, a hard slider or does he have a splitter in his repertoire? This streaming game is kind of herky jerky, it’s hard to tell how fast the pitches are moving
Speaking of curves, how decent would Fister's be if he had any idea where it was going?
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Just up or down would be fine with me.
I remember seeing the one he got Quentin looking on and was fairly impressed.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just give the poor guy an answer so he can sleep tonight.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Most amazing thing
Its the 14th and this game is just 3.5 hours long.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I went from excited to moderately intrigued.
POST POST POST!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You make it sound dirty
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 12, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey skip, can I get a blow today?
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like when Rob Johnson blocks pitches.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
I just saw him do it, I swear.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm super serial!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
END THIS FUCKING AB ALREADY
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
....Wheee!!!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wheeee!!!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yyyyYYYEAH!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
bbbbBBBYAH!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
CHI 8, 9, 1 hitters = 6-for-15. Rest of lineup = 4-for-31.
Clutch pitching time!
by Kenny Knows Sports on Aug 12, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions
On the plus side, the longer this goes the less chance Rob Johnson plays tomorrow.
Minor victories people.
Am I the only one who is starting to hate Rob Johnson less and less?
by Manzanillos Cup on Aug 12, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No you don't send Kotsay
He’s f-ing slow.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Podsednik makes some things better
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Funny thing about the D
CWS and SEA are #1 and 2 in the AL for most errors.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm starting to think UZR might settle the age old defense argument
That better defensive players get more errors because they have greater range
They impart some amount of useful information, namely a brain fart.
That small amount is vastly overblown by non-SABR people.
by appleshampoo on Aug 12, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there for two of the games
They just teed up on the pitchers.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
YES YES YES YES I LOVE YOU AGAIN JAK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Wow, back to back strikeouts
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Now please end this game so I can go to bed.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
I think he may be hittng the rookie wall
Kid was just drafted LAST year, went basically straight up and has head an amazing rookie year.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Such a classiv because it's a gif you don't have to alter.
It’s just Van Damme being Van Damme.
by Kenny Knows Sports on Aug 12, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand what he did wrong here
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Showing up and posting a bunch of images isn't real endearing
by Aaron Campeau on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
And coming up with retarded nicknames doesn't help either.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
Wouldn't be the first time I've been called that.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I've been around for a little while
and tonight is a special occasion so it deserves special treatment!
It seems your'e not all bad. I'll dance.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So why wasn't that promo done when the Giants came to town?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I never want this game to end though
I want to wake up tomorrow and see it in the 47th inning.
Carlos Silvelite
I'm trying to decide how this would be interpreted
If made into a big sign and placed on the side of a building
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
WHY THE FUCK IS SWEENEY STILL IN THIS GAME
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Saving the bench guys for the 27th.
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Don Wakamatsu is a fucking retard.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait, why isn't this Tony Pena the awesome shortstop Tony Pena who is now becoming a relief pitcher?
Because that would make this game awesome.
Jigsaw falling into place
Or Tony Pena the awesome catcher and manager?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Those two are father-son related, I believe.
This one is just a shitty knockoff Tony Pena.
Jigsaw falling into place
This is one of the worst managed games we've had since McClaren.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
I've seen three slow ground balls tonight out of Sweeney
and every time I think “maybe that was hit slowly enough that he can beat it out.”
Turns out, not so much.
FALSE HOPE!!!!!!!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
RED!
I really hope they can resign Beltre, just for Red’s sake.
According to Bajek
Beltre is 5 spots away from Type A free agency. His score is 71.43. Chone Figgins, the lowest of the Type A’s, has a score of 72.79.
This statement is not correct
if assuming Elias doesn’t use UZR at least
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
BS BLUE!
Another bad call, if you want to go home, call it fair.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
How the hell is that a strike?
This ump needs a red bull, he’s falling asleep
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
I prefer Hanrahan, your wife is a lesbian!
BTW: Hannnahan’s favorite movie: Slapshot, according to the Diamondvision. This wins. The end.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I think I'm just a humorless prick around here.
And then it’s times like these that fortify me in my surliness.
Jigsaw falling into place
I love you.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just finished scrolling through the game thread at South Side Sox.
The fans are about as clever and as classy as one might expect White Sock fans to be.
Even Reddy the Robot knows that call sucked.
by James F'n X on Aug 12, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Of course he does.
HE’S A FUCKIN ROBOT
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey sighting!!!
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Aug 12, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
HANNAWALK!!!!!!!!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Hannahan!
IT’S GRIFFEY HEROICS TIME!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
Bend and snap
works every time
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
So badly that it scores a run!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Eyeball Kid on Aug 12, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Mcgriff
Is issuing you a cease and desist order
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Why does this fell like
A f-ed up version of “Casey at the Bat”?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
WOOOOHOOOOOO
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
SIRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
GRIFFEY!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
WIN!!!!!!!! YES JUNIOR!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
Ladies and Gents I give you...
KEN GRIFFEY JR.!
by magistermilitum on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
HAPPY BIRTHRDAY TO ME!
NOT A BAD BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
FUCKING GRIFFEY JR.!!!!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHGSSUXDHEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I m hrny ass fuck!!!!!!!!!
Hawk Harrelson
“GET FOUL…. IT WON’T! DAT GUMMIT!”
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
I'm just guessing that's what he said
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I never claimed it was
I have already stated that I was just guessing that’s what he said. I’m sure whatever he did say was annoying and fucking retarded though
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PH for a win.
Guess Wak was saving it.
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
I SEE THE NUMBER 24 ENTERING HIS PENIS INTO SOUTH CHICAGO'S RECTUM
by JLC on Aug 12, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD!
WHITE SOX LOSE, MARINERS WIN!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Injured his voicebox hustling
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
In honor of Griffey, I bring you his favorite superhero dancin!
by Yoyogi on Aug 12, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was going to post that picture like 10 minutes ago, but I'm lazy
Good choice
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It was Branyan
Bad back and all
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hope he doesn't get hurt during what is sure to be a super ambiguous walk-off celebration
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
That was f-ing awesome
No seriously, it was.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Cutest punching ever.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
Can Griffey face Pena all the time?
Seriously, dude kicks his ass.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He may be onto something
By the way, I’ve always wondered – what do you guys think of Brad Adam? Obviously Krueger is an idiot, but I’ve rarely heard anyone mention Adam
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There was a shot of Griffey earlier, with Sweeney up against a RH pitcher
He was joking, sort of. It was easy to read in between the lines at the least.
Several comments have been made post-game
Wak said something about getting Griff in around 9:30, and so home for a nice dinner — I
couldn’t tell if he was saying it, or quoting Griffey :)
That's right
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad I didn't pee for hours waiting for this.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I was at work where I can't leave the desk unless somebody relieves me.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
I just realized I made a pun. My clever moments are always unintentional.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
Rally urgency!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
God damnit that was incredible
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http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com
http://www.rightfieldbleachers.com \\ twitter
I got home just in time to see the very last pitch.
I clearly picked the best one to watch.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Speaking of only seeing one pitch...
what’s Wilson’s status?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Never mind...just heard Wak talk about it.
Also heard him say “My hat is off [to Hannahan]”….with his hat on.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Hey Hawk!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 12, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Hopefully no one's bitching that we're happy to have scored 1 run in a 14-inning game
Because that was MAGIC.
by Alexandra_5236 on Aug 12, 2009 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
Winning tends to put me in a non-bitchy mood*
*Rob Johnson aside
by Graham MacAree on Aug 12, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Niehaus is doing a voice on the post game radio
This is fucking hilarious, I’ve never heard him do that before
Voice of what?
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD TELL US!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Some pitcher he used to know, he was mimicking the guy
High pitched, doing a little bit telling this story. Good stuff
That old timers softball was a bit like the LL softball game...
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:29 PM PDT reply actions
First caller:
‘This is a team that will not give up, they will not give up ’til the post season, they’re coming after Boston, they’re coming after LA"
"Hold on... [bong sounds] So anyway... World Series dude!"
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey now
That is insult to educated sports fan stoner…[bong sounds]cough cough….I mean most really under…hold, where did my twinkie go?
...You just ate it.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Aug 12, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice of you!
You know, after viewing that takeout at thrird again, I hope Beltre didn’t re-aggravate his shoulder.
Illegible
His bone is going to grow at an extraordinary rate overnight.
He will have a third arm by the time he wakes up in the morning.
Oh, lord, Vinnie has just been uttering gem after gem tonight.
Please oh please find someone else to handle the postgame.
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