8/12: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 8:41 PM PDT
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So this is going about as expected.
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It's also going quite quickly.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 12, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is one..
mariner fan in anaheim
by Trombone Dixie on Aug 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Password is snitchtv.tk
mariner fan in anaheim
by Trombone Dixie on Aug 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loafie!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just wanted to pop by to say
Hell yes. DP to end the inning. And to think, Jose smoked a bowl just before the inning.
by Timdor69 on Aug 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that's why Sweeney's in the lineup today.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope you hurt your back on that swing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 12, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez looks like the Bitter Beef Face sunken jaw guy from the old Keystone commercials.
by abender20 on Aug 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, why'd it have to be Loafie on first?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm being a bit unfair.
I always just assume it’s because he’s so slow.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU STUPIDFAT SACK OF SHIT YOU COULDN'T SCORE ON A TWO OUT DOUBLE GRIFFEY COULD SCORE ON A TWO OUT DOUBLE
by Poochie on Aug 12, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A left-hander pinch-hitting against another left-hander?
How delightfully absurd!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay then.
I would have been worried otherwise.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fail...
Hanahan replaced the injured (we think) Jack Wilson.
by PLU Tim on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I just tuned in.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hate 'fail'.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a personal opinion
I’m not sure what the official policy around here is.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many people won't realize this thread is up
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
took me awhile.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice one!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think they'd get it when it tells them comments are closed, but then, maybe not.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he deleted the bill hall picture.
and closed the comment on that.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang...White
I was hoping this night would end with some awkward hugging.
by short on Aug 12, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There could still be an Ichiro walk-off.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bahah, Sims.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even when clumsy
Ichiro is really fucking cool.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still hate you.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hit, but just to remind everybody.
Rob Johnson still sucks.
by Heydude on Aug 12, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Our left fielders can really bunt.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team could really use someone with speed on the bench.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring up Gillies!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello?
Have you heard of Ken Griffey Jr.?
Moron.
by SethGrandpa on Aug 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff.
Does Langerhan’s bunt count as a positive contribution towards the team’s WE?
by katal on Aug 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought in these situations it's a good thing.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't account for the bad matchup
by Poochie on Aug 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sheet says it was -1.5% but I imagine it was about even
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume it dates from a ST picture day, lo these many years ago.
It was on the Chicago Tribune website, though.
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mound Theater
Ozzie: What the fukin fuk you want to do with fukin Ichiro?
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Gutierrez makes them pay.
And pay and pay and pay.
by royalcurve on Aug 12, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Gutz. make them eat it.
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's Franklin Gutierrez, the centerfielder for the Seattle Mariners. He is currently at the plate, hoping to aid a rally.
This .gif then has contextual relevance.
by abender20 on Aug 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel another Guti-Felix hug is imminent
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are many websites on the Internet that do indeed feature fucking robots, if you're into that sort of thing.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit called strike.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU RAMIREZ!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And thus begins the undoing of yesterday
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry Jose will fix that with a GIDP.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DOING IT FOR THE INHERITANCE WAS FUCKING STUPID
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha I planted the seed of DONGLORD in your mind.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?btn=Go&order=date&q=DONGLORD&type=Comment
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong again queermo
SUP DONGLORDS
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 7:50 PM PDT on 8/12: Open Game Thread
RUNS DONGLORDS
by acblue on Jul 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT on 7/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
I thought it was in descending order.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes, yes.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT IN A GAY WAY.
DEAR LORD WE NEED AN EDIT BUTTON.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll need quite a few drinks in me before I call you beautiful.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I don't hear that everytime I'm at the bar.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WAS YOU WHO PLANTED THE SEED IN ME!
YOU IMPREGNATED MY MIND.
I’m gonna make you pay child support.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why you two kids can't just work it out.
by royalcurve on Aug 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will be Mr. and Mrs. DONGLORD
You work out the gender roles in your head.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Loafie!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God fucking dammit Loafie
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're playing the theme from The Natural.
For Mike Sweeney. Oh God.
by BrianL on Aug 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEY
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney.
Something tells me there will be at least one post-game writeup that focuses on this AB.
by katal on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now is the time for disappointment.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING CRACKER
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hate you Jose Lopez
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AAARRGGGGHH!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Predictable.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Aug 12, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got something against cavemen?
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DO I LOVE THIS TEAM?!??
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Symbolic of the weight he is on the shoulders of this team?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only I was 14 again.
Those kids get all the cool stuff.
by Mikky on Aug 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your Trapper Keeper and pencil box are going to look handsome in that.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peechees should fit in your Trapper Keeper.
by katal on Aug 12, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't deign to use a trapperkeeper.
Newfangled.
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like another walkoff win tonight boys
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ok.
If we had scored, there couldn’t be a Griffey walkoff FB.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 12, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear :(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Donde estan Keith Olbermann's mom?
Try not to take me too seriously
by calim on Aug 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I don’t speak Spanish
Try not to take me too seriously
by calim on Aug 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson is a good backing-up-first-base catcher.
by pmc47 on Aug 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
While(RobJohnsonIsCatching == 1)
passedball++;
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it bounces off your not-cup, it shouldn't be an error.
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not wearing a cup is an error in my book.
Fuck the Angels! And the Yankees and Red Sox while we're at it.
by urchman on Aug 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think if you are hit in the crotch with the baseball, you should not be charged with an error
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two minds with but a single thought,
Adrian might agree.
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd agree.
Though I’m sure Beltre has other things on his mind right now. Like vomiting.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow better not suck...
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hannahan!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hannahan!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh how sweet a walk off against Matt Thornton would be
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Branyan is going to get humiliated
by Rudy4three on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It won't get to Branyan
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha I tricked you
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Thronton is going to jizz on his face after a Branyan walk off fuck blast?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't doubt Big Russell.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See? That's what happens. That's why you only send good vibes.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so you know, I blame you for that strikeout.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Lets shame that shit-stain.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't look at Matt Thornton now without thinking about Nair.
And, by association, short shorts.
by royalcurve on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to complete a routine grounder there Handjob
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The rally jig is awesome.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see Matt Thorton is still good.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Red!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So.....what happened to Wilson?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Aug 12, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully less serious than it sounds.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now we do.
Aggravated left-hamstring.
by ThundaPC on Aug 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Joe Borchard.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the best way to build a cheap bullpen was to take a bunch of quality arms and see what sticks
by Poochie on Aug 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are quite valuable for writing down things you want others to remember
by Robert on Aug 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or have them tear up.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the time I was too young to separate feelings and analysis
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still kinda glad he's gone.
Because fuck him.
Kinda like Gil Meche.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gil Meche was my first man crush on a pitcher
by Kermit. on Aug 12, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was our pilot
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a professional outfielder and you're a smoker in a band
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, half of you.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for a "short" game.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HANNERS WALKOFF! CMON
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironically, Thornton would be a lovely fit for our bullpen.
by ThundaPC on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironically?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sucked and we hated him when we had him.
Now he’s good and we have no real lefties.
by ThundaPC on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Q.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least we get to see Rob Johnson in the 10th
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hannahan's swings look utterly devastating.
The results much less so.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had a 2 HR game!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DA unavailable?
Try not to take me too seriously
by calim on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN'T USE YOUR CLOSER IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That girl should figure out how to get her own fucking chips.
by royalcurve on Aug 12, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, man. I thought Sims was just making a joke about Hannahan and Irish Night.
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh for crissakes who the fuck isn't Irish these days
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how it got to this but you get 3,640 hits if you Google "Nyjer Morgan" dildo
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's a perfectly normal thing to do
by abender20 on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just did this
What the hell is dildo paint?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4,210 hits for "Lastings Milledge" dildo.
I’m not sure if that means the Pirates won the trade or not.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah,. it was Irish Night tonight
And they had bagpipes.
I didn’t want to be the voice of reason.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see them?
they weren’t Uilleann pipes?
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Bagpipes. With tartans. Which are not-so-traditionally Irish.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nor Scottish.
Didn’t some guy just make up the whole special clan tartans thing?
by Mikky on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on who you talk to.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aha
Northwest Junior Pipe Band See us at Mariners Irish Night! FX McRory’s around 5:30 Wednesday, and parading to Safeco with the Baile Glas Irish Dancers around 6:00 pm, then Center Field performing before the game around 6:45!
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So half of it was Irish
Working for three years in Celtic retail wasn’t all for nothing after all.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like the Irish Heritage folks invited the pipe band to play last year & this one
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's all mashed together
And is rather moot because some historians think that the Celts all came from Gaul anyway….
This site is so weird. I wind up talking about the weirdest things here.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering there are no games on right now.
I wonder how many other people are enjoying this game?
by ThundaPC on Aug 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's no TV in my trunk.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Bobby Jenks dies by choking on his own vomit.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he went to a Washington State high school!
He’s a local!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa what is Lowe throwing there, a slider?
by Kermit. on Aug 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Kermit. It's a baseball.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Hawk is up this late
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh godamn it.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Aug 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jammy fucker.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're fucked
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez needs to lay off the tacos burritos
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWoOOOOO
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU PODSENICK
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know he got him out.
But that seems like a really stupid, stupid play.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson!?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The legend will grow
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm giving Beltre ALL the credit on that one.
Sweet play!
by Heydude on Aug 12, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre sat on the runner
keeping him from getting to the base, while he waited for the ball to get to him.
by Fear on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't even remotely close
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOW ACTUALLY THROW A STRIKE PLEASE
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He better get out of this now
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROB JOHNSON!!!!!!!
I’ve always liked him. Sorry everybody.
He just helped my (and his) case.
by Timdor69 on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speak for yourself
I AM LIVID RIGHT NOW
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
Get out of this pleeeeeease….
by James F'n X on Aug 12, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So if he gets a lead off double, do pull him for a pinch runner?
I’m voting no
by Kermit. on Aug 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you when he runs so well?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a handful of managers I'd bet money on to pull him. Just because he's the catcher
But yeah I’d leave him in there
by Kermit. on Aug 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's absolutely no way he's going to pull Rob Johnson after that
Obviously it would make sense, but Wak is all about fairness and he wouldn’t pull him after making a good play
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's 3 times we've escaped with a runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs in this game
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man what a crazy game.
I could only imagine how nuts we’d be if one of our guys got picked off at 3rd with a 2-0 count to our best power hitter, and 1 out in the tenth.
by Rudy4three on Aug 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'd be expecting it, the way this game has gone.
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its Wak...No PH...and .....
Rob is gonna hit a F-U HR for us
by CSD on Aug 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking underhit rubbish?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I learned something today.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, it's fahr drove or traveled?
I believe “Fuhr” means “to lead”…..
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs.
Score them.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has all the makings of an Ichiwalkoff
by abender20 on Aug 12, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would require him to get a meaningful hit that helps his team.
Not likely.
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it doesn't
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Matt, you dinglenipper. Serve up the meatball.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't you feel the excitement?
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still quicker than any of the games in the Royals series.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm just in a foul mood
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching Rob Johnson will do that to you.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must admit I enjoyed that too
The six-odd fuck-ups, not so much.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to figure out how that works
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I envisioned a scenario that turns the money shot into a 21-gun dingleberry salute.
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying really hard not to figure out how that works.
Fuck the Angels! And the Yankees and Red Sox while we're at it.
by urchman on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many UZRs did Beltre take home tonight?
by abender20 on Aug 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh God please be good Shawn
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shawn Kelley in!
Game in jeopardy!
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 12, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just don't feel this team is likely to score a game-winning run in the bottom of an inning.
It is amazing to be in the 11th, and have it only be 9:45…
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was shocked when I looked at the clock.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROB JOHNSON
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ROB JOHNSON
WHY
WHY
by pmc47 on Aug 12, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Rob Johnson
How many times are you going to fuck up tonight? 10? 20? Stop me when I guess it you piece of shit
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a really hard pitch to block
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I won't be LLemminged on to him no matter how hard you try.
by Poochie on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now I feel like a hypocrite.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson.
Can’t catch the ball.
Can’t see the ball.
Can’t hit the ball.
Can’t throw the ball.
by Mariner Melee on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even the announcer sounds tired of this crap.
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by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
by JLC on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CATCH THE BALL
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DROPPED THE BALL AGAIN
WHAT A CUNT
by Simon Phoenix on Aug 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED THAT IT WAS AJ FUCKING PIERZYNSKI
RUNNING TO FIRST ON A DROPPED THIRD STRIKE CALL
FUCKING HELL
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE CAUGHT THE BALL
IT WAS IN THE GLOVE FUCKING FUCKERS
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That looks like it's on the floor.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly touching the ground
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit the ground.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 12, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was actually my immediate thought after watching the play
on gameday.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Aug 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stay right where you are, Pierzynski, you douchehammer!
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I admit to not knowing a lot about ladypart maintenance
but I didn’t know a hammer was involved.
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by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hammer is for keeping AJ away from the ladyparts.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's AJ.,
He doesn’t know from finesse.
by msb on Aug 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to my wife it also involves three oiled up and muscular Spanish men.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She told you that, huh?
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by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever. At least I get the TV to myself.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCORE A RUN PLEASE
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As a matter of fact it looks like Jenks drank so much bleach it dribbled onto his chin
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhhh
I was afraid that debacle with Johnson was going to cost us.
by katal on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So either we win here or we don't win.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 12, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they don't get him in and out of the game and then into the clubhouse for some butter
He turns into a gremlin.
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by section331 on Aug 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does this organization still believe Rob Johnson is a good defender???
by Mariner Melee on Aug 12, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would love one of our wonderful beat writers to ask Wak about Rob constantly dropping pitches
by Rudy4three on Aug 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson
Backup catcher of the future!
by magistermilitum on Aug 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
.
Backup Bullpen.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Wilson 2.0
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to talk about bad facial hair...
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 12, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of Rick White.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Franklin is worse.
But only because he was trying to fish out complements about it all throughout the Home Run Derby.
by Mariner Melee on Aug 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Sweeney bats 3rd in the inning, assuming we get to that point.
I’m guessing he could go 0-for-remaining -season and still get playing time.
There’s a towel .gif I want to use here, but Google and the sidebar do not help me. :(
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't we have to forfeit the DH if we pinch-hit him?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the pinch hitter plays the field
by drblacknwhite on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, because we're the home team and make the rules.
</F’n A’s>
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Only if the last person that DHs takes the field.
by ThundaPC on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh , ok then
In that case:
WHAT THE FUCK, WAK?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first one.
I mean really, Sweeney? Your DH? What, we couldn’t sign a batboy?
by eponymous_coward on Aug 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could there be a bigger mismatch in terms of looks than Jenks v. Guti?
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck, a little higher and it's over
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Franklin Gutierrez's gameday picture looks like he's remembering boinking the cameraman's hot sister
last night.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't know much about Gutz, do you?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Aug 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About as much as baseballprospectus knows about predicting the Angels record.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Aug 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Mike Sweeney.
He is number 3 on the list after Batista and Lopez.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of these things is not like the others
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I was referring to the fact that Jose Lopez is a young league average player signed to a very tea, friendly contract while the other two players are not very good at all and, in Batista's case, a tremendous waste of resources.
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
Maybe you ought to look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself where these emotions are coming from.
by acblue on Aug 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I still hate him though.
Sometimes it is an irrational emotion.
by jimmylauderdale on Aug 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me someone saw
the White Sox fan texting after the commercial break.
by TheTank123 on Aug 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
If someone has a screen grab of that I’ll just die.
by TheTank123 on Aug 12, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow what the fuck is Lopez doing up there? He's seen like 7 pitches in 5 at bats
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This estimate was wrong
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by gregrabble on Aug 12, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs