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8/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I'm as surprised as you are.

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I love Fister

Please continue this in further starts!

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Uno mas?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think South Side Sox had more fun with his name than we did

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THATS A GROSS SIGN GUYS

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

So is he just one of these AAAA guys?

There is no hope for him, never will amount to anything in the big leagues?

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know for sure

But they both looked like they easily could have had a closet full.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeny is old

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

For old guys like him they need to offer a handicap... like golf

Maybe have him hit from the pitchers mound while the pitcher tosses from 2nd base. Then he and griffey could still hit it out regularly

by Whoopetydoo on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Further?

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farther

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put him on the Angels and he has 20+ homers already

Wait, they’re winning again? I like how they’re all Hogwarts Graduates or something.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok, he is going to try really hard tonight

cause if he fails, fister is gonna have a word with him

by forte40 on Aug 11, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How so?

Batista has been in the big leagues for much longer and I doubt a rookie telling a veteran what to do would go over well.

by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we're off!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I WOULD RATHER SEE ABSOLUTELY ANYONE THAN MIGUEL BATISTA

Aside from Silva – MAYBE

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Great

We are, how you say, fucked now.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We must be putting him in to get his confidence up

You do that in low impact situations right? Its a one run game. We usually win those… that makes it low pressure right?

by Whoopetydoo on Aug 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

ITS THE SOCKS

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundballs!

I remember when we paid Miguel 18 million to do that.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember when we paid Julio Mateo $1 million to do it.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that time his wife wouldn't do the dishes

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jack

He makes me want to use announcer phrases like scrappy and gamer and squirelly

by Whoopetydoo on Aug 11, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoooooooo!!!

Bavasi contracts are like STD’s: A gift that keeps on giving.

Mike Scioscia is fat.

by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES ASSCLOWN!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was outside

But fuck Getz for not protecting the plate

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 BBs?

Get Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe,

I believe in Jack Z.

by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Miguel Batista is the destroyer of wins

He is too jealous to let someone bask in the glory of a win.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OK let's make this interesting

If the Mariners are within 30 games of .500 on May 15th next year I get to be a mod for the month of June. If not you get to fist me at the time and place of your choosing.

by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Good for Wak.

That was a contemptuous stroll out to the mound.

ignacio

by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Gutz!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank God

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I just had a Guti colliding with the fucking wall flashback

And that was 50x worse for my heart than the Endy collision, even though I like Endy.

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIKE

WHY FORD

AND WHY NOW

by Will Kier on Aug 11, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Helmets!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that wasn't cool

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woops.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Natinals!

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

He only gets the lowest expectation jobs…..and exceeds expectations.

Mike Scioscia is fat.

by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

About Wilson's Batting AVG

It should just be the whole year’s batting average from both leagues, correct (a.k.a. with the Pirates and Mariners)?

I believe in Jack Z.

by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I never actually saw it.

But I see now why you chose it.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Aug 11, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything American is better.

Duh. They fuckin speak in English.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, spare me your "oh it's the original one and it's Japanese so it's MUST be better!"

All that psychic bullshit from the original is a bunch of laughable horseshit that completely undermines the horror factor of the film. It’s probably a cultural thing — unexplained psychic phenomena being more plausible to them than us — but still.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it's only my opinion.

The above post came off harsh.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, katal's right.

A lot of Japanese cinema is pure unadulterated trash only kept afloat by Japanese-obsessed Americans who assume because it’s disorientingly weird that it must be good. Not saying you’re like that.

Don’t get me wrong, Kurosawa is god. But Japanese horror? Not so much.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moore is 4-for-4 tonight with the Rainiers.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson got to that ball.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

These guys sure turn the DP fast.

What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

by rickpo on Aug 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thus ends our chance at having one of the most retarded one-hitters ever.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We're still in the running

for the Most Retarded 2 hitter ever.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's do this thing.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would make sense to hit thome

then when they retaliate by hitting 2 of our guys we have runners in scoring position

by Whoopetydoo on Aug 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, so Mark Lowe is dominant again.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HORN!!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no, Hawk Harrelson

Pure Evil

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 years from now...

I will turn to someone (possibly a random stranger) and say “Remember when the M’s shut out the White Sox with Doug Fister? Hilarious.”

by PLU Tim on Aug 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Memento photoshop now.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The Condor"?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

These White Sox seem to like getting out.

I’m glad we can do that for them.

by Timdor69 on Aug 11, 2009 9:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Whoa 6-6!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Texas Rangers

“Danks” for trading John! I’d hate to see him three-four times a season.

by katal on Aug 11, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You wish.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUTZ!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS.

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HEART

ATTACK.

I believe in Jack Z.

by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ DA

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank fucking goddddddd

Guti Guti Gutiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!

by Timdor69 on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Control over keeping the ball in the park!!!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I don't want to risk it

the Sox still have some fight in them and I might be subject to hearing Hawk call them taking the lead.

by TrashiDawa on Aug 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take the risk.

This way he’ll build his hopes up before his crushing defeat!

by katal on Aug 11, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sets up the Wilson DP.

Please?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Stop doing Pierzynski favors!!!!

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

So many walks.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

4-6-3 please

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This could be bad.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew!

That was better than I expected.

by Wilder. on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Aarrrrrrrgh!

I see a repeat of July 8th coming.

by katal on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh's.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad face.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit shit shit

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS GOD

Jigsaw falling into place

by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Mike Scioscia is fat.

by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that Chris Shelton?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Aug 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

In play, runs

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

REGRESSION!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Aug 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Danks will pitch and we will cry.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, Hawk is bad enough as it is

But for the nasty white sox to score 3 in the 9th against US?! It makes me feel like I’ve just been raped by an old man.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh and the Red Sox win.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I got home from work in time to catch the end of the game...

and all I got to see was DA channel his inner Batista. Awesome.

by schismatix on Aug 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WPA on Ramirez's Homer is

.628 according to Fangraphs.

Fuck the Angels! And the Yankees and Red Sox while we're at it.

by urchman on Aug 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Did anyone hear that really weird noise for a second when the feed went from commercials back to FSN just now?

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelly in

Game o-bleak.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelley

I’m a jackass with spelling tonight.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well fuck, they aren't going to hit shit off of Jenks.

This is gay.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It probably worked well for Rick White.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rick White

Was constantly distracted by pie.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenks has to be too

people just haven’t tried

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jay-sus CHRIST!

It’s like someone put a bunch of sausage in a t-shirt!

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know we're not going to win the wild card, but losing still sucks.

That’s one problem with your team being decent all year. A year ago this wouldn’t have phased me at all – it may have inspired glee, if anything.

by katal on Aug 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping that I could be hoping for a sweep tomorrow.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I am going to the game tomorrow.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had to get back within 4.5

Just so we could have our hopes crushed again. At least that’s over now.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU REC IT!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Aug 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that is a cute puppy.

Too bad he can’t really rally.

by msb on Aug 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

She rallies and isn't much of a puppy anymore.

I think all this gif really did was get rid of Silva which isn’t a bad thing.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 months and 60lbs.

She is going to be a monster.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DA looks like he doesn't get much sleep.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Season over for about the 40th time

The Angels are going to lose 14 games the rest of the season, tops.

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail you fat hunk of pig fat

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Still aliv!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

AND HERE COME THE MARINERS!

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANYAN FUNK PLEASE!!!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck over Hawk again Branyan

PUT IT ON THE BOARD FOR US, FUCK YOU HAWK!

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIFFEY

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that isn't fun

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!

by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cunt bucket cock fucking dick fisting ass licking bullshit

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What a load of shit this game was

I fucking hate the White Sox. FUCKING HATE THEM!

Carlos Silvelite

by OceanBird on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes they did.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought so.

I lost count towards the end, there.

by msb on Aug 11, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fister

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck.

10 minutes ago I was having a good day.

by Wilder. on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Two outs, now what?

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LIFE IS OVER

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Defeat :(

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

No this is not Howard Lederer

Howard Lederer was fat

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Drama but yes

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sticking with Lederer!

There is no way you can convince me otherwise!

by Wilder. on Aug 11, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howard Lederer doesn't make any sense with the caption

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that Larry Stone

“Game thread, Aug. 11, Mariners vs. White Sox, Fister of Fury edition”

by msb on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Could be worse.

It could have been Blaine Newnham likening the game to a scrappy effort by a young paraplegic child who almost excelled at pole vault. Heartwarming.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

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