8/11: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 6:31 PM PDT
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Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners, Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Yeah, these jokes won't get old.
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Too bad the M's didn't win the Tazawa bidding...
Looks like a solid pitcher now with some room for improvement… signed for almost nothing.
by lailaihei on Aug 11, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For some reason, Fister's picture being the SBN default image is hilarious to me.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cause his arm is missing?
So it looks like he is fisting something?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Fister doesn't have a head. He has only another fist.
When Doug Fister shakes your hand, you can’t walk straight for a week.
When a Doug Fister fastball is caught, the mitt squirts.
Doug Fister can pitch and plug the gap at the same time.
Doug Fister only pounds the zone inside.
If you mated the Dickey Cockpunch with the Fister Fastball, You’d get a Russell Branyan Fuck Blast.
Doug Fister’s knuckleball is illegal in 37 states.
Doug Fister only hits doubles, because once he hits second base, the game is over.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
BUT I HARDLY KNOW HER!
Alright, that’s it for my Fister jokes.
by rlintott on Aug 11, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Detroit.
Beat Boston for once, ya losers.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Youkilis's fault.
I’ve already ranted about this, but it’s stupid for Porcello to get thrown out in that scenario.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROBOTS!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would make brawls so much more gruesome!
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it was great to see Youkilis get taken down by Porcello!
by drm1125 on Aug 11, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was a nice takedown.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there.
I’m happy that even at my advanced age I’m capable of Beavis and Butthead laughter
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At first I thought that said Bavasi and butthead
Makes sense.
by Pessimistic Optimist on Aug 11, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Fister is older than Danks?
That’s a bit surprising.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 11, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fisting gifs are awesome.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHHH!
nevermind.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A gif that even disgusts Scruffy.....I'm scared
by OlSalty on Aug 11, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you want to see?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't want to.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This can only end in me getting banned.
Even with a warning link.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just type this into google images.
And look in the upper right.
Fisting gif
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
???
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defiantly not it.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god dammit
*Definitely
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was an awesome typo.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone interested in Everett vs Boise theres a feed on
by w00tah on Aug 11, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes sir, I'm losing the next couple of hours to this.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andres Esquibel sucks.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only reason I'm watching this is to watch the Hawk's short stop.
Bats left handed with ~.780 ops
by w00tah on Aug 11, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching this because I don't have MLB.tv and this is better than Gameday.
Also, you know, minor league baseball.
I want to see the ’Sox hit now. Stop sucking Esquibel.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mario Martinez with a nice opposite field 2B
by Rudy4three on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then Gebbers scores on the WP.
Crashing into the pitcher in the process, both of them standing up.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texas loses 5-0 to Cleveland.
At least someone’s being helpful.
by drblacknwhite on Aug 11, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where did Laffey come from?
Seriously, that guy has been incredible his past few starts.
by uw_chris on Aug 11, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooooo a Russell Branyan HR montage!
You got slurved!
The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.
by Slurvey on Aug 11, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy cleavage.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No FSN cameras.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we luck out a bit in the NYY series. Pettite, Mitre, and Gaudin Friday-Sunday.
No Burnett or Chamberlein. Although Gaudin may be better than Joba this year.
by Rudy4three on Aug 11, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I was worried about facing Chamberlein. Unfortunately we don't get to face that awful Sabathia guy though.
by lailaihei on Aug 11, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's so hit or miss this year though. He's been great at times, but more often than not he's had
horrid command and is done after 5 innings of mediocre ball
by Rudy4three on Aug 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im disappointed in the Krueger
Was hoping for “Fist the Sox” as a key to the game.
by ColeFitz88 on Aug 11, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's because you don't fist the sox.
You use them to clean up afterward.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't stop watching Porcello's sweet takedown.
This has been the highlight of my day so far.
by schismatix on Aug 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude that was like a Judo move Taiotoshi almost.
You got slurved!
The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.
by Slurvey on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would have been so much cooler if Porcello didn't run away at first
by Rudy4three on Aug 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah because standing directly in the way of a charging 230 pound man is a great idea
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure backpedaling away from him helps you much.
by Rudy4three on Aug 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The gif proves otherwise.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 11, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess, it worked out for him. Why Youkilis is trying to bearhug him is beyond me.
If you are pissed go out there and take a swing. What does hugging him and bringing him to the ground accomplish?
by Rudy4three on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to rape someone while standing up.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was rope-a -doping.
Minus the rope.
by SethGrandpa on Aug 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh, anyone's first reaction to back away.
It looks bad because he has to dodge the flying helmet.
by Wilder. on Aug 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was retaliating from an earlier incident.
And it was the second person he threw at; missed the first.
by Wilder. on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't like the pitch just knicked him
It hit him square in the back
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it was Youkoulis
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had a dollar for every time I flipped off a camera
I would be a couple dozen dollars richer
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Youkilis
Makes Jack Wilson look like Johnny Depp.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mr. Clean has really let himself go
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the AL central just throws at each other?
So I can expect at least one incident this series with the WSox?
by w00tah on Aug 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porcello is my new favorite baseball player ever.
by I Lick Squirrels on Aug 11, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's certainly just gone up a few places on my list.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game On!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STRIKE?
Umpires fucking suck
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Without the Bama Bangs
Beckham is only a third as cool
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Control!
Any chance Fister becomes Chris Young?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus short stop range.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit
Nice effort, Jack.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Jack Wilson
Worthy effort.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love that effort by Wilson.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy range batman!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell did Wilson get to that ball?
That little 180 pivot throw thing he does is pretty.
by Zwakamatsu on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni would have had that
Granted, it would have been because he didn’t realize the shift was on
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the fact that we're praising effort.
I don’t think I’ve seen that happen in a while…
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is with these umps?
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Kenji right now, I think
he’s making no effort to steal strikes, and Fister is right around the edges of the zone
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I thought Fister was supposed to be a strike throwing machine?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Umps.
But also…yeah.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hit that corner pretty consistently.
Just not getting the calls.
by schismatix on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he liked to pound the zone
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that joke is already old.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very hard to resist though
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fister getting squeezed.
This will end well.
by Kaorikaze on Aug 11, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure I can take all this innuendo
intentional or otherwise.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boom
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lots of groundballs. Neat.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guti!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo Frabby!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like every single game Gutz does something good.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Think if Fister was a position player and batted in the #2 spot.
by w00tah on Aug 11, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fisting the 2 hole?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think if Fister was a girl and played in softball.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think if Fister was one of the 2 guys I just saw on google images.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many kids went to look up Fister and baseball on google...
only to find baseball bats and fisting.
by w00tah on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Fister as a celebrity on Hollywood Squares
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. It's his first start, let them get it out of their systems.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People have been making these jokes for like two years now.
by acblue on Aug 11, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have since the day we drafted him.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not very often.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Sweeney.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a nice day for baseball
should have headed down to the ballpark
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doug Fister has a Gameday picture.
Michael Saunders still does not.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad someone has taken up my crusade.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything is a changeup!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH NOW I GET IT
Fister is similar to the term fisting so when you make these jokes you are presuming that he frequently enages in the act that his name is similar to his last name.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The real jokes that we should be making are the ones involving the Black Panthers
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fisting Black Panthers?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO I click oh god oh god...
You got slurved!
The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.
by Slurvey on Aug 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more eloquent than mine.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fogel already went this route.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fisted!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this image?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably
I’m not stupid enough to look up anything called fisting with no filter
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you have safe search on?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Fister seems like he will get beat down more than the Black Panthers movement did in the late 70's.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 GO, 1 FO, 1 K. Not bad at all
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so wait
What’s the thing with Thursday and Mariners BP?
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, on the Chicago feed (which I'm watching -- yay, finally a game on TV!) it looked totally gone off the bat.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adrian you are such a cocktease
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just tuned in. Holy crap - not a bad pitcher.
I still hate him because of what we’re going to put up with given his name.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its honestly not that big of a deal.
by Pessimistic Optimist on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah if there's one thing we all know about LL it's that we're pretty good about not running unfunny jokes into the ground
by acblue on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be lame to hear the same jokes every time he starts.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll die quickly.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like it's already been dead meme'd
and people catch on fairly quickly with those.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone used a "Mister Fister" joke yet?
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus
Actually said it.
But no jokes per se.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he's good
I’m not worried about it, personally…
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just read some previous posts.
Classy.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're expecting class
I’m pretty sure you came to the wrong place
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should have known by now.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That post had me laughing the moment I typed it.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Porcello with a nice take down on Yook.
by w00tah on Aug 11, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was alright.
Youk had all of his momentum going forward and all Porcello did was use it against him by basically pulling him down.
by Pessimistic Optimist on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if he donned the unitard in high school.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a term that doesn't get enough use.
Thank you sir.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners offense is going to kill Doug Fister like Betty van Patter
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're really into this Black Panther theme
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I fucking hate umpires
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Robots!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean the Boise Hawks/Aquasox game or...?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want to know what this is supposed to mean.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dogs milking goats and Jack Wilson frighten me.
I figured I would combine them.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dogs?
What is this originally from?
I don’t know the original referent, which may be part of the problem.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, it looks for all the world like a relative of the Youkilis Gremlin
You know, the one with the rotating head.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SLTvA39xI
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was self explanatory
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what kind of shakes he makes with that milk?
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It brings all the fans to yhe yard.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING STRIKE ZONE
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU'VE MADE THE LIST LANCE BARKSDALE
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO ISN'T ON THE LIST?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROBOTS, THAT'S WHO.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim McClellan usually does a superb job of calling balls and strikes correctly, actually.
He just has that ultra-slow strike call that annoys people.
He’s one of the few actually decent ones that comes to mind.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be funny if Fister got a bigger strike zone to lefties
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
enough hard contact
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ umpires are fucking horrible
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No it didn't
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus fucking christ.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROBOTS ROBOTS GET ME ROBOTS
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY IS THIS ROBOT UNEMPLOYED WHEN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS IN CRISIS?
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOMEBODY HIRE THAT ROBOT!
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strike?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The umps have been tough on all our new starters
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW THAT WAS A STRIKE TOO HOLY SHIT
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh great now Ozzie is going to fucking hit Ichiro and Gutz
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would love to see someone throw at Ichiro.
by acblue on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see Ichiro charge the mound and tackle Danks.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will personally maim Ozzie if he hits my mancrush Muscle.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we need to pinky swear on that one
He’ll pay.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we could substitute one for a fister.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EverytimeyouleaveIJermaineDyealittle
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he didn't plunk Dye
didn’t need more Black Panther jokes
by gilmeche55 on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is grounds for a class action lawsuit.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agrees
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's been far too long.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck was that a strike?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends on your feelings about fisting.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIFFICULTY MODULATING TONE AGAIN
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VOICE IMMODULATION DISORDER?
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT IS REAL AND WE HAVE A SUPPORT GROUP
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Aug 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Niehaus is really funny tonight
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much like the black panthers, Fister sure can his direction quickly
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This joke was probably funnier with all of hte words
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you accidentally the whole bottle?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHIFT
Thanks, Wak!
I wear orange hunting glasses to play baseball.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY IS MY MLB.TV BEHIND?
Game thread is ruining the suspense for me
by JBell523 on Aug 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WGN
was on commercial during that bunt single
by gilmeche55 on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micheal Saunders=Ichiro Mark II
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SAUNDERS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I wear orange hunting glasses to play baseball.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SAUNDERS!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, MICHAEL SAUNDERS IS WHITE???
I always assumed he was a black guy for some reason.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS WHY I WANTED A FUCKING GAMEDAY PHOTO.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canadian = White
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jarome Iginla?
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No need to make up names
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wayne Simmonds disagrees.
[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]
by bluemax on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't expect this to be a subthread we'd have every day
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't either. It just developed naturally.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Saunders channeling Carlos Gomez
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Angel ball!
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if that bunt was called
or Saunders was showing initiative
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woohoo!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICH-I-RO! ICH-I-RO! ICH-IRO!
ALL DAY LOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGG
Wak Ball is right, IceStorm!
Let’s go Guti!!!
I wear orange hunting glasses to play baseball.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait his name is seriously Fister?
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes, it's similar to a sexual act called fisting
think of it as “fist her”
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Google image search
Fisting Gif – And look in the upper right.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pfunny pitcher with a funny name.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
Come on Loopy.
I wear orange hunting glasses to play baseball.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish the trivia answer was Luis Taint instead of Tiant
Would have been so perfect tonight
by rlintott on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But Luis Tiant was the most entertaining pitcher ever
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had about 13 different wind-ups
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to start recycling jokes from the weekend
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clever!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by this I mean with bullets from your political enemies
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since when did it become cool to wear football jerseys at baseball games?
I hate that.
by JBell523 on Aug 11, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When the Seahawks became cool
luckily that’s almost over. So you’ll only have to endure Sounders jerseys.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wore my Sounders jeresy to the event.
Why? Because fuck robert thats why.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was given the impression that other sexy people were going to do the same.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than wearing 3 shirts like a douchewagon
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that was indeed true then you couldn't wear just a jersey in a place that says no shirt no shoes no service
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My fist is like lead.
Just warnin’ ya.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those people may have lied to you.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do it all the time
Some of us like supporting our teams no matter where we are at.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sims
What the fuck is wrong with me?
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm unhappy I missed that.
I only have myself to blame.
by James F'n X on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a hell of a hat.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KK
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLE FISTING!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ump has been most generous with pitches down and away to righties
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately he's also horrible.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?!?!?!
He’s inconsistent…
I wear orange hunting glasses to play baseball.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fisting 4 Cy Youngs?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MUSCCCCCCCCLEEEEEEEE
MUSCLES > PLATINUM HAIR
I wear orange hunting glasses to play baseball.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am more confident in Fister than Jakubauskas because he takes up more of the screen
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm liking that change.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This umpire can suck my balls.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One was borderline.
But I don’t really have gripes given how the rest of them have been called.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Side saddle action
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Side saddle action
Sims is in on it.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That last at bat was almost completely outside pitches.
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer my jokes to at least be accurate in additional to carrying other humorous layers of meaning.
That way, when people inevitably fail to get it, at least my words can be taken at face value.
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets see if his teamates can bust it wide open.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now the problem is I see every statement involving Fister as a bad joke.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the name of the site, don't wear it out
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait I left out a letter again
It is indeed LoL
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No chatspeak please.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite thing about Fister is that he'll be really popular and parents will have to explain to their kids why people are chanting his name
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought the senior crowd from USSM *were* the ones chanting his name
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Similar to Mike Sweeney!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADRIAN!!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
But fuck that keeps happening
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MUSCLEEEEE
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Silly baserunning though. :)
I believe in Jack Z.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn Konerko cutoff.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yippe K Yeh
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Runs are cool
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's twice now that's happened.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In the last two games.
FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Goose on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Branyan-Hyphen fist touching!
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I seem to have accidentally made enemies with Bless You Boys
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And calling their announcers stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and everyone who lives there is a fag.
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you mean that their men enjoy engaging in sexual relations with other men?
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because one of them is considered a homosexual slur
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also could have meant cigarettes.
The Graham influence and all.
by rlintott on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They enjoy their cigarettes.
And I mean cigarettes metaphorically.
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to see that we have such good relations with the other SBN sites!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of the other SBN sites suck anyway
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just try not to anger Royals Review, 'kay?
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.
Most of the other SBN sites suck anyway
by seattlebruin on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying. RR is like the only blog that likes us.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mccovey Chronicles
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRaysBay used to be good before it was overrun with lonely sexual deviants
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Them and Taylor H had a discussion about me last month.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many SBN sites still have good contributors and just poor commenters.
DRaysBay is an example of that, from what I’ve observed.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember when you trolled the Chicago Bears one.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good old Chad.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right after the Superbowl loss to the Colts.
Just harsh.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hold contempt for most other NFC teams.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their commenters often post "first"
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember I did that once here
And Jeff made me cry.
by JBell523 on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Latest rumor from Churchill is that Wilson isn't returning
Enjoy him while he’s here guys
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAN WILSON????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by rlintott on Aug 11, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take everything Churchill says with a major grain of salt.
by drm1125 on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Z has a funny way of posturing.
(Jeff is currently closing his eyes in anger)
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why people give Churchill so much shit now, anyways.
He doesn’t really claim everything he says as fact any more. Almost anything is disclaimer’d
by lailaihei on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to run a site based on hearsay and shit I make up!
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like "word from an NL East scout is..."
Or something
by lailaihei on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got one hell of a nice intro song for his radio appearances.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners are trading for Hanley Ramirez*
*Disclaimer: rumor may be completely false
See how easy that was!
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing I would say
is to go back and look through the archives and chart how often the stuff he says actually happens compared to here and USSM.
by Matthew on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We may be trying a little too hard to take second on the throw
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two of them were!
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's too tall!
I believe in Jack Z.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenji: "This Ump's a douche. Just throw it in the zone."
by ThundaPC on Aug 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
English, please. This is why you're the second stringer.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an old man
I believe in Jack Z.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is it pronounced POD-sednik or PUD-sednik?
Blowers says the former but most people say the latter.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sims, Niehaus, etc.
A Mariners fan in Seattle
by Coach Owens on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it's pronounced IR-Relevant.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never say the first "d"
Paw-sednik
by rlintott on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Supposedly the Sox media guide says "puh-SED-nick".
by msb on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Fisting joke]
There we go, back on track.
by rlintott on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought it was POD-sednik.
Could be wrong.
by Heydude on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji is not fast.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The less ground a runner can cover in a given time period the slower you have to think he is.
/McCarver
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have very little exposure to Tim McCarver
and am thankful for it.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He Runs Pretty Well For A Catcher tm
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That goes for most of Washington state in general.
Must be the clouds.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must say, 3 BB and 1 H so far is not what I was expecting from Fister.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he can get through 6 shutout innings that'll be amazing
ignacio
by ignacio on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me we'll milk him for all he's worth.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan Ryan has the worst facial hair in baseball.
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it fun having a running dialouge with yourself about the Cardinals on a Mariners blog?
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a dialog about facial hair, and no this is not new ground I am breaking here
by Poochie on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just talk about the Cardinals often
Other people do it with other teams too. It wasn’t meant to be an insult, I just wonder sometimes.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a fucking red caterpiller.
Illegible
by kevin_ess on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hiding this face
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Wilson was going to miss that.
I’ve gotta get used to this.
by ThundaPC on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I for one would love to have Jack Wilson retire as a Mariner
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy have I got some bad news for you.
by Robert on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Churchill has some bad news for you.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man am I ever late.
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fister+Wilson=success.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Tigers disappoint me.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apart from Rick Porcello.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah why can't decent teams ever beat awesome teams on the road?
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know seriously it's fucking bullshit
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They had to go with a mopup guy for most of the game
and he seemed pretty shitty. Not their fault.
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying they should have won, I'm just disappointed that they didn't.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox Hitters = PARANOID
I believe in Jack Z.
by MuscleManyan on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Brush them back! Brush them back! Brush them back!
by Wilder. on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fister is endangering his teammates
Ozzie is a highly unstable element.
Mike Scioscia is fat.
by Big Jared on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Angels
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever Ozzie Guillen just yelled at Fister right now prominently featured the word "MOTHERFUCKER."
Jigsaw falling into place
by esoteric on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is no nice way to say it
The Angels are fucking cunts
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I understand the theory
I just can’t bring my self to root for them.
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs