So the sports blog Deadspin has been running a series called "Why Your Stadium Sucks" which has actually been pretty funny (go read the ones about Angels Stadium and the Ballpark in Arlington). As I read down to the end of the most recent entry (about the Metrodome), I saw that Safeco Field is due to be covered next. Panic sets in. I always thought Safeco was among the nicer parks (well better than Wrigley, US Cellular, Fenway, both Yankee Stadiums, the Rogers Center, Shea...) and am loathe to read people's negative (if not erroneous) impressions of it next week. So I thought I'd direct it this way to give probably the most informed group of M's fans the opportunity to present those few bad things about Safeco as accurately as possible to the larger sports blog reading public. Have at it.