OFFTOP 07/07/09 -- Keep me entertained in Portland edition
I'm spending the weekend in Portland and while I know plenty of people there the lady and I will be left to our own devices for a fair amount of time. We're looking for suggestions for stuff to do; bars to hit up, parks to hang out in, museums to visit, record stores, thrift/boutique shopping, you name it.
Pretty much all I know in Portland is the Rogue, Kelly's Olympian, the Kenton Club and the mall. Help me out, y'all!
Also, talk about whatever and preserve Jeff's sanity.
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Come to my house on Sunday and help me shovel three cubic yards of dirt!
But in all seriousness. Jackpot Records is good, as is Everyday Music but you’ve got one of those up there so whatever. Will you have a car?
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We will, but we hope to not use it at all.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you staying at the Mark Spencer?
From there, Jackpot’s something like three blocks or so. There’s a few good vintage places along E Burnside as well, none of which I can remember at the moment, but fortunately there’s a woman I know that blogs such things here.
Essential beer (the Rogue goes without saying):
New Old Lompoc (but if you’re still staying the whole week maybe I can talk you into meeting up instead of you going there without me). Best beer in the city. An easy bus/streetcar ride from the MS.
Amnesia Brewing: Great beer, limited menu (Dogs on the grill, mostly). A reasonably easy busride.
Roots Brewing: Great beer, but I’ve never been to the pub. Again, though, a relatively quick bus.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are staying at the Mark Spencer but we will only be there until Sunday.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will you be in the area longer though?
Because I can rec a bunch more stuff if you have time to check it out.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arriving Friday, coming home Sunday.
But please, rec away.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Downtown, there's
the Chinese Garden – doesn’t look like much from the outside but it’s really cool. There’s also Voodoo Doughnut, which is an essential breakfast stop.
If you’re hung over, or even if you just want a good basic breakfast, The Roxy is the place for you.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and non-brewpub bars
Downtown, there’s not a whole lot that isn’t chainy or boring. However. Just across the river on E. Burnside is the B-Side, which is awesome.
A little further afield, you have O’Briens on 21st, which is a step above a dive bar, and Wimpy’s right next door which takes that extra step and is nice and divey – Wimpy’s is where all Portland’s old-man cab drivers hang out.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and the Minus 5 are playing at the Doug Fir on Friday night
The Doug Fir is right by the B-Side. And it’s the Minus 5!
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Voodoo Doughnut is even better when you are crazy-drunk.
A maple bar with bacon on top of it is the greatest drunk food ever created.
by rlintott on Jul 7, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and parks
From where you are, get on the Max Yellow Line towards Expo Center and get of at Overlook Park. It’s a smallish park but a great view of the West Hills/Forest Park.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seconded for Amnesia
It’s within walking distance of my folks’s house. I always make sure to hit it up a couple fo times whenever I’m back home on leave. Great beer and grilled sausages, can’t go wrong with that.
by coolguyrob on Jul 8, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I should mention that we're staying in the Pearl and will be spending a lot of time in the Burnside.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, I don't know jack shit about Portland.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Burnside.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a damn good sandwich shop on Sandy Blvd I think
Just off of Burnside that had a well done Chicago style menu. I had the meatball sub and loved it.
by Sec 108 on Jul 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you given me money yet?
One last shameless plug for my BikeMS ride coming up the first weekend in August. If you’ve given, you’re awesome. If you haven’t, you’re still awesome, but imagine how much more awesome you will be when you do! Give early, give often!
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still hoping for the beer tasting party.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly not going to happen this year
Yard construction has taken most of my non-bike spare time this summer so far. But I may put together a bike pub crawl for later in the year, if so I’ll post word here. I mean “bike pub crawl” in the sense that those who want to can bike but the route will also follow at least one major transit line so those that want to bus can do so.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ride the MAX from end to end. Marvel at the awesome boringness of Gresham and Hillsboro.
Then stop at Washington Park on your way back and take in the Japanese Gardens.
Also, BURGERVILLE.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have no desire to see Gresham or Hillsboro but I do plan on making a pilgrimage to Clackamas.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why on earth would anyone do that except those with a hard-on for Lewis&Clark?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My rock and roll idols live there and have a music and general store.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's right about Burgerville though.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just the onion rings and shakes alone are worth the plane flight.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Onion rings aren't available yet.
Onion rings are August.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walla Walla sweets are out now
So yeah..
by JonBBT on Jul 7, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walla Walla sweets are at Burgerville ALREADY?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wave at me in Oly on your way down to Centralia!
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jul 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chocolate hazelnut shakes are delicious
yet unfortunately probably not being sold at this time.
by Mariner John on Jul 8, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I haven't been in Oregon for more than 3 days in a stretch since before the dial rolled over to 2000.
So I may be a little outdated.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live in Hillsboro
Parts of it are nice, but other parts are basically Little Mexico.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 8, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's so much wrong with this comment I don't even know where to start
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by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's just mixed up.
The nice parts are “Little Mexico”.
The awesome taco trucks I went to when I worked there made siding and roofing apartment complexes bearable.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was mostly stunned with the latent racism inherent in calling it "little Mexico"
I have only been to Hillsboro maybe twice in my life and it seemed like every other suburb – fine if that’s your thing, but not for me.
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by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People actually call it Hillsburrito though
which is unbelievably offputting.
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by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never actually heard that one
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by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's because we played them a bunch in sports,
but people at my high school used it all the time.
50!
by joof on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was a kid I thought that was what I would have for lunch when I visited my stepdad at work.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the more telling sign is that "Little Mexico" is the opposite of nice.
I’ve been to a part of Philly that called itself Little Mexico to differentiate it from the mainly Puerto Rican hispanics that are more prevalent in PA.
Then again, almost every racist epithet is taken by its affected group and turned into a slogan to rally around, or at least as a nonracist, nonironic identifier.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it all goes back to the same basically racist point
I think you’re right, which then means if “Little Mexico” is the opposite of nice, that must imply that the people that inhabit it make it so. Why? Because they’re not white and affluent like the rest of Hillsboro? That’s what bugs me.
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by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just had to make a semantic point.
I’m sure you understand.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
almost every racist epithet is taken by its affected group and turned into a slogan to rally around, or at least as a nonracist, nonironic identifier.
There’s an exact, specific sociological term for this phenomenon, and I can’t remember what it is for the life of me and it’s driving me nuts. Anyone know?
by Decatur on Jul 8, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping someone would respond with it actually, because I read it once and forgot the name.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figure it out yourself, you stupid cracker
by abender20 on Jul 8, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was blown away to see two Chinese guys call eachother chinks.
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by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hair of the Dog Brewery
Last I checked, Portland’s music store scene is lacking. Maybe I’m wrong, and I’d be thrilled if someone could correct me, but I have yet to find a store there that’s better than, say, Every Day Music.
You should also yell at Timber fans.
by katal on Jul 7, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timbers, but you should still be able to use "Timber" the same way one may use "Mariner" in a sentence.
“You should praise Mariner fans for being good.”
by katal on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I also like Music Millenium
but the NW one’s closed now so all that’s left is the one on E. Burnside.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry AC, I don't know Portland very well at all.
I’m hoping you’ll tell ME where to when you get back.
by royalcurve on Jul 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, you'll just do anything he tells you
wah-keesh
by Poochie on Jul 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that you just wrote "wah-keesh"
How long did it take you to decide what spelling you’d use for that sound?
by royalcurve on Jul 7, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I probably would have gone with "wah-pshhh"
I think I should know, I was in a 2 year relationship.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 8, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this would have been a lot closer
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised there's not a Friends joke in here somewhere.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought about it and realized it was an awful joke
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now we just need to convince you about the rest of that show!
(We love you, sb, and we’re just trying to help. You won the Twilight battle, but we’ll win the war.)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not quite sure how I won the Twilight battle
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am so happy a comment went green for me.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you married Ronny, would you change your name to :(edeno?
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He probably asked quite a few girls
by abender20 on Jul 8, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you mean he swung and missed a lot?
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
See, if you'd posted that twice I would have rec'd it twice.
Where’s your echo when it matters
by Kermit. on Jul 8, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a great rec multiplier!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 8, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a by product of the thread, it was almost the most amusing part
I can’t believe both turned green
by Kermit. on Jul 8, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a 4x multiplier for my 9/11 ascii joke.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 8, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like a flipbook of fun!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, that was the one with the airplane crashing into the buildings right?
I loved that joke, reminded of all the space shuttle jokes we used to tell when I was a kid.
Q: What color of eyes did Christa McAullife have?
A: Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.
by Kermit. on Jul 8, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why didn't JFK Jr take a shower before he got on the plane?
He figured he’d just wash up on shore.
by waldo rojas on Jul 8, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If this doesn't win the 2009 LLemmie for Comment of the Year
we need to fix the voting system
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/6/860216/the-5-6-ot-a-new-hope#15395048
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, this
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seconded.
“is tired” was one of Taylor’s finest moments.
by royalcurve on Jul 8, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mainly because you got a few converts.
And SB-Baiting is cyclical. Eventually you’ll hit a downtime.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I'm the one that rec'd your response...
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering who that was...
I thought it was abender
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was actually an angry rec.
I was hoping for something pithy that could be used for future SB-Baiting, possibly when the next Twilight book comes out.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow man two years how'd your balls get out of that one in one piece
by acblue on Jul 8, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually your balls should be in two pieces.
Fusion would worry me.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 8, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than torsion.
Maybe we should ask Chris Snyder.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix Pie sounds like something Robert would enjoy
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 16 recs
There, you earned your recs back.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only need one more rec to tie Eyebrows for most in this OFFTOP
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just realized I didn't rec either of Eyebrows "fancy beer & twilight" comments.
How on earth could I have neglected to do that? Two opportunities, missed them both
by Kermit. on Jul 8, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to keep up with Eyebrows.
by royalcurve on Jul 8, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have visions of seattlebruin sitting up at night, going through old threads.
Counting recs. Explains all the links to comments he keeps finding
by Kermit. on Jul 8, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like a full time job!
Me, I imagine I’m sitting pretty on an even dozen or so, and there I will happily remain.
by royalcurve on Jul 8, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
He's training to take over for Robert when Robert spontaneously combusts.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It isn't spontaneous when it's self-immolation
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe one for when either the M's or Seahawks win a championship
The other for when they leave town in a midnight move.
by Kermit. on Jul 9, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle sports teams do not pack up and leave Seattle.
There is no record of this ever happening. SUNSHINE AND LOLLIPOPS
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, you're right.
Snyder just fractured his testicle, that’s all.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes you just need to bust a nut
by abender20 on Jul 8, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That was hideous.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always picture a cross between a Llama and a lemming for this
I wish someone would MS Paint that…
by rlintott on Jul 7, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let the record show I hated this OFFTOP first.
by Poochie on Jul 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I finally FINALLY tracked down some Hazelnut Brown Nectar over the weekend. Awesome stuff.
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best beer Rogue makes.
Which is saying something.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno man, Double Dead Guy and the I2PA are pretty great.
I think the Rum Barrel Hazlenut Brown is the best I’ve had, but it was only a taster so it’s tough to be sure.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Double Dead Guy a lot
and I’ve never had the Rum Barrel Hazelnut so I’ll have to reserve judgment. Not crazy about the I2 though, I’m slowly going away from IPA’s I think.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's everywhere down here
even Yard House has it on tap
by seattlebruin on Jul 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm.
Rimsky-Korsakoffeehouse
Powells bookstore
Papa Haydns
by msb on Jul 7, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could spend a three day weekend in Powells
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep thinking I'd get more out of Powell's if I'd only learn to read.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do not go to hobosexual dot com.
Just saying.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 7, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And after you leave R-K
Go to Pine State Biscuits for breakfast. Awesome stuff.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could help you
but my only real knowledge of Oregon is limited to Albany, where you have to set your watch back twenty years when you enter city limits.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Magic Gardens is smoke-free and accepts all major credit cards.
by waldo rojas on Jul 7, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All bars in Portland are smoke free.
>:(
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(The >:( is not representative of my actual opinion but I do enjoy smoking inside.)
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing how it went from total access to no access in such a short period of time.
I do enjoy the smoke free environments, and the goofy compromises they used to offer like the half-wall of glass in restaurants were stupid. But it would be nice if they were a little more free with the exemptions. The few non-smoking joints before it was the law were fairly popular, I could see a few smoking allowed bars picking up some extra patronage that way.
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
State law says no
State law says no smoking inside workplaces. There used to be an exemption for bars/restaurants but that loophole closed Jan 1.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The loophole where an establishment could demonstrate it hurt their business, that shut down?
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So far bars seem to not be hurting from the smoking ban
It’s hard to tell because business is down across the board, but most bartenders I’ve talked to have said they really haven’t noticed a difference.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think the few people not willing to smoke outside would be offset by people who weren't fans of smokey bars.
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's exactly it.
I’ve gone to several bars that I’d never been to before solely because they no longer allow smoking.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not really thinking it hurt business, all those claims seemed pretty lame to me
I’m thinking it would be nice to have at least one or two bars in the city a smoker could go to, it is pretty nice sometimes to have a beer and smoke.
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had Bootsy Collins on the brain and remembered my absolute 2 favorite commercial of all time.
Nike used to make some sweeeeeet ads. Here’s bball
Which then reminded me of this one, a futbol one.
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to wake up to "We Want BOOTSY" a lot in college.
by waldo rojas on Jul 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bootsy Collins co-owns a tapas bar in Cincinnati these days.
Just throwing that out there.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was the futbol and does anyone know who they are?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar Davids was the guy with the long hair
but my network at work is too jerky to make out any of the others with any reliability. I’d guess mid-90’s.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luis Figo in the van at the start.
Hidetoshi Nakata, maybe Francesco Totti? Who else?
by marc w on Jul 7, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I missed that
he’s in my all time top 5.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a new BBTF convert, can someone explain the fascination with Frenchie and SNY Mets stories?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to go there when I was in town so I tried to walk toward it, thinking I could get across the bridge.
And that ended up being traffic-only.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you go to OMSI be sure and go on the sub.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I posted this in the other offtop thread thread
but Moon is playing in Seattle this week and you should see it because it is a good movie.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thread thread
I sound like SB now.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOD
I just spilled my fancy beer all over my hardcover first edition of Twilight after Jose Lopez hit a double. FML :(
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
And then I tried to tell someone about it and picked up my mouse
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Hahaha
He’s such an easy target
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh hell yes!
I’d been wanting to see it pretty badly but it must’ve only been opening in L.A. and NY at first.
by OlSalty on Jul 7, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pirate the sub outside of OMSI and fire the missiles at PGE Park for massive recs.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If collateral damage claims the Kingston I will come for you with the fury of a thousand angry volcanoes
just so you know.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need somebody to give me a 5 minute ban so I can try banned posting on mobile SBN
by Robert on Jul 7, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone seeing The Hurt Locker this weekend?
It doesn’t look like a movie that should be good, but the reviews are glowing.
by Teej on Jul 7, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really want to
I’d never heard of this movie until two days ago but the writeups have been so good I feel like I need to see it.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen a single ad on TV.
Which is odd, considering it’s a war movie from the director of Point Break! Featuring that one guy from 28 Weeks Later!
But yes, I only heard of it a week or two ago when I saw the review on NYT. I watched a couple of trailers, and it looks extremely tense. Which is always fun if done right.
by Teej on Jul 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope someone says "Are we gonna disarm this bomb or are we gonna sit here and jerk each other off"
by OlSalty on Jul 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see a movie starring Keanu Reeves and Jeff Daniels.
Reeves is the young bomb technician trying to prove he has what it takes to run with the top squad. Daniels is old and crafty, but has lost his passion for defusing bombs. Reeves just can’t seem to break through with Daniels until they get in a shouting match and fall together into a sweaty heap. Then they discover that they are the world’s fastest bomb defusing team in history when they are doing so while actively aroused. It shall be called, “Don’t Cut the Pink Wire”
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I was with you until the title.
rec’d anyway
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it's not a porn! I'm open to suggestions, however.
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a mashup between Point Break, Speed, and Crash
I’m going with “Speed to the Crash Point”
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Replace Keanu with Will Smith and you're well on the way to Oscar territory.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I nominate "Brokeback Bombsquad" as the title
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it!
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping to stay away from using Brokeback to signify gay, but I kind of like it too.
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too easy isn't it? Maybe for the television series spin-off
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could just call it "Gay Bombsquad"
no misleading premise at all
by seattlebruin on Jul 7, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could have all the typical stereotypes
You could have an entire story line on the one guy that refuses to come out of the closet
by Kermit. on Jul 7, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a series of one amazingly tense, well-written set piece after another.
An action movie distilled to it’s purest elements. I was really impressed, and have seen it multiple times now (I’ve had it on DVD for a few months). Jeremy Renner is fantastic in it; the movie would have failed with a lesser actor.
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello!
For bars, I think pdb probably has it covered, but I always go to the B-side on E. Burnside, up closer to the Doug Fir. Oh wait, you went there and thought it was a skinhead bar, right? Was that you? Can you go and make sure it’s not?
I used to go to the Shanghai Tunnel, but haven’t been in a while. And I haven’t been to any of these places since the smoking ban went into effect, so maybe they suck.
What’s the name of the burrito place by Mary’s Club?
by marc w on Jul 7, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The name of the burrito place by Mary's Club is
CLOSED. Dammit. That place was awesome and it went belly-up about four months ago. There’s another one there now but it’s horrid.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But now that I think of it there's a really good beer bar right across the street from Mary's and that place
called Bailey’s Taproom. They don’t do food but they have a great rotating selection.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can confirm that the two times I've been to the B-Side since January it seems skinhead free
I have not, however, been there on weekend nights so SSS and all that. But I didn’t see a problem.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what was the best thing about my vacation to Tennessee?
The Diamondjaxx games, or not having to ask for cole slaw on my BBQ?
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jul 7, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One thing to remember in my vacation to TN - make sure to ask for no cloe slaw on my BBQ.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, who in their right mind would put vegetables on a perfectly good stack of meat?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coma-patient rapists.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's those skimpy hospital gowns, you can see everything.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not wanting coleslaw on Memphis barbacue
is like ordering a California Roll at a high end sushi restaurant.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
If anyone's still considering a PS3 and likes action/shooters,
Best Buy is packaging Metal Gear Solid 4 and Killzone 2 with the system. I’m playing Killzone 2 right now and it’s mighty fun.
I’d say an actual price drop might be coming, but people have been saying that for years.
by Teej on Jul 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that Activision's threatening to jump ship, it might just happen.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 7, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I think a price drop is coming they just drop one SKU and add another.
Still, if they don’t drop the price for Q4 I’m going to be shocked.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has XBox Natal been discussed round these parts yet?
What’s the general consensus?
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think of it as gimmicky but everybody that has had a hands on says it is revolutionary.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just from the demos I've seen, put me in the latter category.
I haven’t bought a game system since the N64, but I’d be back in the market if it is what I hope it is.
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm definitely excited by the promise, but it's going to take more developers than just Rare to make it go.
It’s also going to require the hardcore gamer audience to take their heads out of their asses and admit it’s a different concept than the Wii motion controller setup. There seems to be this odd notion among the hardcore that Natal is supposed to replace the traditional two-analog controller, but from what I understand Natal is meant to work in conjunction with the standard 360 controller.
From what I’ve read from places like Kotaku and Joystiq, it’s got some serious potential. They apparently had a rough prototype of Natal working with some quickly modified Burnout Paradise code at E3. I know Crecente at Kotaku was pretty impressed by it.
Ideally what I’d love to see is an RTS take advantage of the system. An FPS could be a ton of fun if they use a standard control plus Natal for head tracking.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm intrigued by the "any object as controller" concept.
Conceivably, you could take a stick, aim it at the screen and you have a gun. And the potential for sports games is pretty amazing. Boxing, baseball, football, basketball…
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If developers stop making awesome "sit down with a controller" games, I will light something on fire.
But I think the chances of that happening are slim.
by Teej on Jul 7, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard-core gamers are a solid audience with a lot of purchasing power.
And developers and you guys are the same demographic. I don’t think you have anything to worry about.
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the way I figure it.
I don’t think Natal is going to change the core mechanics of gaming all that much, but I do see it adding a very interesting layer of depth to them. Head tracking, audio cues, and command gestures in an FPS? Sign me up.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Note, I would probably fall into your demo as well...
except I realized early on that if I want to have a social life, I couldn’t be a gamer)
by sammy on Jul 7, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will admit that I'm excited by Natal in part because
Johnny Lee is involved.
by BrianL on Jul 7, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just that in a Text. Back Spasms
Racer X.
by InSpokane on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoopsie
I’m guessing this was a response to 108 below, about Sweeney?
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently the Ms need Washburn's veteran presence
because "a guy like Morrow comes in and whines and complains when a Washburn says “if I’d only thrown one more pitch”"
ah, nothing like hearing from The Fan.
by msb on Jul 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kept hearing "he plays the game the right way" last night.
What the eff does that even mean? Who doesn’t play the game the right way? Is this code for “he’s a white guy and we like him” like “blue-collar player” in the NFL?
by waldo rojas on Jul 7, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it is, yes
But more than that, it’s code for “he’s a white guy who is not as good as his peers but we like him and have to find something good to say about him”.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm lame like that
But when I go to Portland and intend on eating there, I have to stop at the Rheinlander. Their food and beer pairings are most excellent…
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by PositivePaul on Jul 7, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I always forget what an awesome band Sweet was.
What bands do you never remember to listen to, but then when it comes up on your ipod or when flipping through your collection make you go “Man, this band is fantastic, I should listen to them more than I do!”?
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man. Sweet. For me that's the Wedding Present.
I love them, but I somehow always forget about them.
by royalcurve on Jul 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ocean Blue.
The Mighty Lemon Drops
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by PositivePaul on Jul 7, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once had a Mighty Lemon Drops tape stuck in my car for a whole summer.
June was fantastic. By August I was dazed.
by royalcurve on Jul 7, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh...
And something about this dude I really like…
“Fashionably Delicious” and “Real Good Thing” are fantastic.
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by PositivePaul on Jul 7, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may get crushed for this, but The Gin Blossoms are always good for a smile from me
Mostly (good) high school memories.
by rlintott on Jul 7, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the Gin Blossoms.
Seen them live several times and they always kick ass. Their newest album that came out a few years ago was pretty god.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jul 8, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shame that we are running with 13 pitchers though instead of calling up a bat.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bench now =
Wilson, Rob/Kenji, Wlad.
Hopefully two people don’t get hurt, and very little opportunity to pinch hit/run now.
by appleshampoo on Jul 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stared at Wilson for a while trying to figure out when Mike Wilson made the team.
Josh Wilson is so impressive that I forgot he exists and is wearing a Mariners uniform.
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is ass-kickingly fantastic news.
At least for bicyclists.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NHL in Seattle
Sorry if this had been mentioned but I didn’t see anything about it, Tampa Bay Lightning are playing a pre-season game at the Comcast Arena in Everett this September. Link
by Don275 on Jul 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the info
Can you make sure to click the “open in new window button”? Otherwise some of us absentmindedly forget to right-click and lose our threads.
I hope this means the Coyotes are heading to Seattle.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also anyone want to road trip to Saskatchewan?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but I'm down for a roadtrip to Calgary instead.
by Robert on Jul 7, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
You can see your team anytime.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn that Cheezburger Night
I was just thinking about going to the game tomorrow until I was reminded of this horrid promotion. How could they let this fall on a Felix Day?!?!?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And so is Felix Day.
Thu, 7/9 Rangers 7:10p FSN, MLB.TV Hernandez (8-3) Hunter (1-1)
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 7, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, you said going to the game tomorrow, I know tomorrow is not Thursday.
At least, I am fairly sure of this.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 7, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, whoops.
Sorry for the confusion. Apparently when I’m forced to misspell words, my brain turns to mush. Damn that Cheezburger Night!
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit it, I'm morbidly curious.
But then I enjoy awkwardness.
by waldo rojas on Jul 7, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(To steal from a MC off-topic thread)
Sorry, AC – you’re out of luck…
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by PositivePaul on Jul 7, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Backspace near Burnside is a nice variety cafe and plays some great shows (TRAA tonight)
Belmont Station has a mean beer selection. Burnside skate park is worth it if you’ve never been. Visited many a drunken friend there and even a few that skated. No Fish Go Fish has some yummy food and for the vegan/gluten free, there’s Vita Cafe. They make a solid vegan fish and chips. Nicholas is a hole in the wall Mediterranean restaurant that’s good, but a little overhyped in that hole the wall no one knows about that everyone actually knows about kind of way. I’ve had better falafel. My wife’s made better falafel. Ground Kontrol is a retro arcade that also does shows. Cinema 21 is a must if there’s a good movie showing. Fox Tower has a good selection for a regal. Powell’s of course. Forest Park is beautiful. The Crystal is the best all around venue, but it houses mostly larger underground bands and can be impersonal. Fuck the balcony crowd. Voodoo doughnut of course. Had a few drunken stumbles through there. CD Game Exchange has cheap, good stuff all around. Avalon is a cool retro clothing/antique store, but I’m not sure where that is located anymore or if it’s even still in business. Magpie is essentially the same thing and the owner is good people. THE CHURCH OF ELVIS! Um, Saturday Market kind of blows, but it appeals to tourists in a Pikeplace Market sort of way. I’m trying to think of some good dive bars, but I’ve been out of the bar scene a while…Darc—eh, that’s probably no good.
by John Morgan on Jul 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So did TRAA just play in Seattle?
God damn it.
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to BB-R
the fourth most similar hitter to Jose Lopez through age 24 is Jimmy Rollins.
Also, whoever the Fantasy Baseball Sherpa is, fuck you.
by seattlebruin on Jul 7, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to ignore the straight up similar batter scores.
1. Johnny Estrada (973)
2. Alex Cintron (965)
3. Gene Baker (965)
4. Tadahito Iguchi (960)
5. Toby Hall (957)
6. Carlos Garcia (956)
7. Marco Scutaro (955)
8. Yuniesky Betancourt (950)
9. D’Angelo Jimenez (950)
10. Omar Infante (949)
by abender20 on Jul 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the things I always enjoyed in Portland
was watching second-run movies with a Hammerhead and a Communication Breakdown burger at the Mission with friends. Easily walkable from the Pearl! Kennedy School was also a lot of fun. If McMenimans had better ales, they would be the greatest civic institution.
by waldo rojas on Jul 7, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly. Can't they poach a brewmaster from... anyone else and get on that?
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should improve their kitchen first
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by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recently found out the current bass player for Sister Psychic is a brewmaster for them.
Which is hilarious because when he was in a band with me he could never afford to buy his own damn beer.
by Sec 108 on Jul 8, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, wait, Sister Psychic is still around?
I haven’t heard those guys since ‘Surrender You Freak.’ Which was what, 15 years ago?
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They started gigging again recently I believe.
They have had some big turnover in the lineup over the years. Never was a big fan, and it didn’t help that this guy joined them. We did not get along when we played together which sucked because we had been tight friends beforehand.
by Sec 108 on Jul 8, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say next you'll tell me Love Battery is still around.
But a quick check suggests that they are. What the hell? I had no idea they’d released anything after Far Gone.
(Love Battery were much, much better than Sister Psychic, but Sister Psychic used to gig in Tacoma, and I basically liked anyone who would come play all ages shows in t-town.)
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand. Growing up in Kent I loved anyone who would play all ages at Green River CC.
by Sec 108 on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! I loved those KGRG shows.
Alcohol Funnycar, The Lemons, etc.
Or Nirvana.
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't thought of Alcohol Funnycar in forever.
by Sec 108 on Jul 8, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the exact same thing.
by royalcurve on Jul 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that they had a bunch of songs on that crappy 'thriller' called Brainscan
starring Eddie Furlong?
Good times!
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please blow up the University of Portland
I don’t want to go back. And I’m willing to pay.
Chad Brown for the Ring of Honor!
by Big Seahawk Loser on Jul 7, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If shrapnel from that explosion messes up my brand new yard I will find you and break you.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather be able to get a degree, thanks.
50!
by joof on Jul 9, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IN THE JESUS PMS TITTY FUCKING PEDOPHILE LOVING CHRIST IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE

by Robert on Jul 7, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like we're more important than the Seahawks
by Graham on Jul 8, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And since Graham Rix left no longer pedophilic!
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by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I emailed people at Texas A&M about possible copyright infringements.
by Robert on Jul 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like they would ever do anything.
by waldo rojas on Jul 8, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would if Chelsea ever made it to the Champions League Final.
by Robert on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I would like someone to explain to me the "12th FAN" descriptor.
Is man just too un-feminist? Because 12th Fan makes no sense whatsoever.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 8, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rootbeer
I did another root beer. Un-hopped again. The wort was a beauty, but I think I held back too much on the flavors and may need to add flavor when I rack it to the secondary. I’m making it for my dad, who is allergic to hops, or I’d hopped it, probably targeting 10-20 IBU depending on the gravity, because I don’t want to detract from the root beer. It has roasted dandelion root, ginger, and spruce added to it to add some bitter spiciness, but I held way back for fear of over gingering another beer. I’ll probably add more to a boil of and add it to the secondary, along with more Root beer extract, which I used instead of bulk ingredients due to the price of the last root beer I made.
Anyway, the ingredients were:
- 7 lbs 2-Row Pale Malt
- 1 lbs 2-Row Pale Malt toasted at 325 for 10 minutes
- 10 oz Caramunich 40L
- 8 oz Honey Malt
- 8 oz dark crystal malt made by soaking pale malt and baking it in water for 350 degrees for 1 hour.
- 2 oz Special B Malt
- 1 oz Roasted Barley
- 6 oz Organic Blackstrap Molasses
- 1 Bottle Rainbow Extracts Old Fashioned Root Beer Extract
- 1/8 oz Roasted Dandelion Root
- 1/8 oz Ginger
- 1 2-inch twig Spruce
- Light Sprinkle of ground cloves
- 1 Pack of Wyeast 1056 American Ale Yeast
5 Gallon batch, plan to transfering to the secondary in a week or so.
Did a 1 hour rest at 157, mashed out at 168, Sparged at 170, pitched at 85.
I’m pretty sure most of the fermentation is done already, and I did it Sunday night, but I haven’t taken a final gravity reading yet. The original gravity was 1.042, so it’ll be a 4+ ABV beer.
I sampled and what was a fairly sweet wort tasted, but now tastes done. I plan on priming with honey and bottling soon. I’m going to boil the honey and figure out when I have 14 total points of Gravity from the honey.
I just got a garbage can (unused of course) that I’m going to turn into a fermentation cooler. I’m planing on wrapping it with Reflectix insulation and cutting a spot to put a thermo-electric plate on top. I’d hook it up to a garden thermostat. It will have been a $100 cooler when I’m done, but it’ll work sweet for a fermenter to sit in. I can flip the peltier around in the winter and warm it up!
by chrisisasavage on Jul 7, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stanich's in Alameda
best burgers in Portland. That’s a bit far away from you, though.
Take a trip on the aerial tram just for shits and giggles. Then realize that we spent about $80 million on that POS yet people bitch and moan about spending $30 million to get an MLS team.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by Addicted to Quack on Jul 7, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Transit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sports
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only problem with that is that the aerial tram is not really transit as such
it’s a way for doctors and staff to get from OHSU to the OHSU parking lot, more or less. As much as I heart public transit, and as much as Tri-Met is an awesome system (and Tri-Met doesn’t run the tram), I’m with AtQ on this one. It serves no broader purpose except to attract the occasional tourist.
Oh, and the best burgers in Portland can be found at either the Nob Hill Bar and Grill on NW 23rd (a dive bar oasis in a wasteland of Anthropologie-loving suburban shoppers), at the 5th Quadrant (a Lompoc bar on N Williams), or at the County Cork on 15th and Fremont. Stanich’s are good but these three are better.
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by pdb on Jul 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough.
It is neat looking though.
by acblue on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may be preaching to the choir, but I get so damn frustrated at how important 'neat looking' seems to be
in transit debates.
Many people would seemingly cede ridership, cost, reliability, construction time, etc. etc. in exchange for ‘but it looks cool.’
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are.
I didn’t really know it served so little of a practical purpose in this particular case, and if what AtQ and pdb are saying is true, then yeah, it’s dumb.
But it is neat looking. So is the Seattle Center Monorail and I hate that thing.
by acblue on Jul 8, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad that I am not alone in hating the Seattle Monorail.
by Robert on Jul 8, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?
WHO THE FUCK GOES TO SEATTLE CENTER?
by acblue on Jul 8, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I go twice a week for the Childrens Museum.
I might be the only one though.
by royalcurve on Jul 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it'll put you on the map!

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now you are actually making me hate you
by acblue on Jul 8, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I was imagining that we only travel to places that have a point
by Graham on Jul 8, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure, if you stick to the Farmer's Market lakefront area.
Go much beyond that and it kind of sucks.
by rlintott on Jul 8, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admittedly, I haven't explored Olympia in about 5 years, and that was in high school
So I suppose I can just throw out those memories as being tarnished by stupidity.
by rlintott on Jul 8, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olympia is one of those places that you have to spend a ton of time in to appreciate
but spend too much time there and you never want to spend time there again.
by acblue on Jul 8, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
I’m tired of it, myself…
Still have a few more nooks and crannys to explore, but sheesh…
This signature space for rent.
by PositivePaul on Jul 8, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume it has some great bars
Especially dive bars. Something I obviously wouldn’t appreciate in High School.
by rlintott on Jul 8, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would miss something called Le Voyeur also.
by royalcurve on Jul 8, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if he was perpetually at Le Window
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Inefficient loveliness:effort ratio
I’m afraid it doesn’t make the cut.
Actually I think the only think that makes the cut is looking out of my window
by Graham on Jul 8, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have Branyan in your apartment?
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who needs transit?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/12/18/696670/otfpotd-12-18-return-to-th#10831471
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(I've been waiting for an excuse to bring back that thread)
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This whole thing is amazing.
Corco is our modern day William Walker
-NOLA
by Decatur on Jul 8, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just as good is the subthread from the day before
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss pre-neutered Corco.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes, the 805S thread.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 8, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you happen to have the Coach public transit thread?
That pretty much completes my collection.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 8, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Apparently there's a "Langerhans' Disease" involving Langerhans cells in bone marrow
Langerhans cell histiocytosis (LCH) is a rare disease involving clonal proliferation of Langerhans cells, abnormal cells deriving from bone marrow and capable of migrating from skin to lymph nodes. Clinically, its manifestations range from isolated bone lesions to multisystem disease.
LCH is part of a group of clinical syndromes called histiocytoses, which are characterized by an abnormal proliferation of histiocytes (an archaic term for activated dendritic cells and macrophages). These diseases are related to other forms of abnormal proliferation of white blood cells, such as leukemias and lymphomas.
by Decatur on Jul 7, 2009 11:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You missed the Ryan/Paul Langerhans discussion a few days ago.
Islets of Langerhans!
by marc w on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question for the StatCorner guys
I’m doing some looking at wOBA, and noticed that the numbers between Fangraphs and StatCorner are different. I assume it’s from using different run values. Is that a correct assumption? And if so, what has caused the difference?
by rlintott on Jul 8, 2009 7:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fangraphs factors in stolen bases.
There might be other differences (reaching base on an error?) that Graham or Matthew or someone else can point out.
by Teej on Jul 8, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
StatCorner includes RBOE and removes intentional walks
also its wOBA* is park-adjusted.
by Jeff on Jul 8, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic, thanks guys.
And this means I will use the StatCorner one. Besides, tRA is handy there too.
by rlintott on Jul 8, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We also don't include SB/CS because that's should be looked at seperately in our opinion
by Graham on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it's not actually a part of what you do in the batter's box?
Or for some other reason? And I know it’s relatively rare, but how does this impact strike-3, passed ball situations where the runner gets on and it’s called an SB?
by rlintott on Jul 8, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a stolen base
it’s struck out and reached first.
by seattlebruin on Jul 8, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About the players height, the comments were closed
I didn’t realize that kid is 6’ 5", holy christ that’s tall
by Kermit. on Jul 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM OFFICALLY A SEATTLE SEAHAWKS SEASON TICKETS HOLDER
by Robert on Jul 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Tons of season ticket holders must be bailing.
You are the 6th person I have heard to come off the waiting list.
by Sec 108 on Jul 9, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOO! What section?
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really basic computer question
Does anyone knows how to not have it skip drop down menus when you use tab on a Mac?
by Mariner John on Jul 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
System Preferences
Keyboard & Mouse
Keyboard Shortcuts
At the bottom of Keyboard Shortcuts, where it says “Press tab to move the keyboard focus between”, check the box that says “All Controls”
That should do it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
I figured it was somewhere in system preferences but I wasn’t sure where to look.
by Mariner John on Jul 8, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Avoid downtown like the fucking plague.
Okay, maybe I’m burned out on living here. Anyway, go to Crossroads and Jackpot for records (you’ll find the former and one of the latter on Hawthorne Blvd). Come to Sinnot’s Lil’ Cooperstown on NE Halsey and raise hell if they’re not showing the M’s (seriously, I’m sick of being the only one who does this).
by groovewrangler on Jul 9, 2009 12:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So regional dialects are usually fun, has anyone ever heard the phrase "reach me some"?
As in “Hey, reach me some salt please?” It’s a bit unusual, I cannot pinpoint the region of origin.
by Kermit. on Jul 9, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard that a few times in SE Missouri.
Not often enough to call it native to there, though.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, this is an awesome site.
http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/maps.html
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beautifull, I'd seen something like this before but couldn't find it.
I was thinking Beaumont, east Texas but it doesn’t seem right. SE Missouri sounds like a better fit, accent wise.
by Kermit. on Jul 9, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"x me some" is a pretty common phrase in S. Missouri/N. Arkansas, from what I've seen.
The “reach” seems a little more specific, maybe more of a group word or subset than a dialect.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I lived in Central Missouri as a kid it was "Fetch me some."
by Sec 108 on Jul 9, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fetch lives
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fetch is the effeminate form of reach, figures it's the one he'd use
by Kermit. on Jul 9, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just use fetch when I am talking to you Kermit.
by Sec 108 on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he dating you now?
I can’t keep up with all his boyfriends.
by Sec 108 on Jul 9, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my grandparents used to say that. She was from Michigan.
But some of my other relatives were from there also and never said it. So I am no help.
by royalcurve on Jul 9, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I was talking to a Philadelphia Flyers Rep about season tickets.
And it comes up that I’m a Mariners fan. She tells me she is friends with a pitcher on the team. I am excited, then she says that he’s on the DL. Of course, it’s our favorite player, Carlos Silva. I have to say I feel a little bad about the abuse he takes because apparently he is a really nice guy and she knows his family well and he’s kept in touch ever since he left Philly (They met because she was the ballgirl). But it led to a short awkward silence from me as I tried to figure out how not to be a dick.
Rep: “That’s funny you’re a Mariners fan. One of my friends pitches for them. He’s on the DL now.”
Me: “Silva?”
Rep: “Yeah, he’s such a great guy.”
Me: “Oh.”
Me: “…”
Me: “Yeah he’s great.”
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 9, 2009 8:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet your face gave you away. There had to have been an involuntary grimace of some kind.
by royalcurve on Jul 9, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luckily it was on the phone
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 9, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can simultaneously be a great guy and a shitty baseball player though
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except how Silva has been a complete ass in the media to his teammates
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
But right after I realized it was Silva I thought of the times I’ve yelled at him to fuck himself with a rusty rake
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am apparently only 4/7 of a man
I knew I was in trouble when I realized I can’t do any of the first three. Although in my defense I have never TRIED to fix a toilet, so I might actually be able to if I had to.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 9:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
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by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I somehow missed this comment earlier.
If you would like, we can set up a decathlon in which I will sew buttons on my entertainment center while breaststroking a tire off a nicely washed car by the warmth of a crackling fire.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like you can replace me so easily.
Hmph.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this seems like a missed opportunity
by Poochie on Jul 9, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was Poochie
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would never be so crass on the first reply
by Poochie on Jul 9, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Breastroking a tire off" just sounds dirty.
I guess that’s what you call a white wall.
by rlintott on Jul 10, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
~10
I had to give myself a few half-points. I’m sure I could get a button to attach to a shirt, but it wouldn’t be pretty.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my weirdo school the girls all took Drafting and Wood Shop, and the boys took Home Ec.
Result: I could build a bookshelf at a young age and have excellent penmanship. I also couldn’t sew until a year ago.
by royalcurve on Jul 9, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
11, I think
I’m pretty sure I could balance a checkbook, but it would take ages.
Embarrassingly, I don’t know how to drive stick yet… but it’s been #1 on my to-do list for about three years =(
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And your steak would be a little overdone
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, surprisingly steak was one of them I missed. I can't cook a steak.
by royalcurve on Jul 9, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... I learned to cook from a vegetarian, so I had to teach myself meat after about 5 years.
i can do pork chops and burgers, stuff like that. But steak? No idea.
by royalcurve on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is so easy.
I will be hitting you up for cheese tips soon and I will give steak lessons.
by Sec 108 on Jul 9, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can Foreman Grill the fuck out of one.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this sentence as a standalone
Person A: Did you see the new BMW?
Person B: Yeah, I could Foreman Grill the fuck out of one.
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It gets more dicey with people, though.
Person A: Did you see the new farmhands?
Ugueth Urbina: Yeah, I could Foreman Grill the fuck out of one.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
Well done.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
You better believe it.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, I misread your comment.
It was intentional.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either he missed a space or it's another great pun
but if he missed a space, you read it right the first time.
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic! This is graduate level work
I’m stuck on “fetch me a reach around” jokes
by Kermit. on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A simple ledger in Microsoft Money or something similar can work wonders.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was confused if I got to use Quicken or something
it couldn’t possibly be too hard to figure out if you could.
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you have to do it by hand.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the point was just "keep track of your checking account."
Even if you’re using software, you still have to enter your transactions and double-check it with the bank to make sure your math is right and all that.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It counts if I know how to change my oil, I'm just lazy, so I take it to Jiffy Lube, right?
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also awful at laundry
my faded jeans always end up just fading to a neutral, annoying blue, and I’m not sure why.
I use cold-cold wash cycles and always dry delicate. What am I doing wrong??
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably using too much or the wrong kind of laundry detergent, depending on your water quality.
And turn them inside out when you wash them.
by Jed MC on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh good call on inside out
thanks!
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, WTF on breaststroke
Does it count if you know how to swim perfectly fine?
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely a weird addition.
Not drowning is pretty manly, and I’ve got that down, so whatever.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that was pretty dumb
Breaststroke is more tiring than other styles of swimming, and you’re recommending that in case of an emergency? How about something really easy like elementary backstroke?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess a real man will dive into the river fully clothed and breaststroke their way to the drowning puppy.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A real man swims butterfly.
That stroke is fucking hard.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elementary backstroke is breast stroke on your back.
50!
by joof on Jul 9, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it's not.
It’s the same kick, but the arm motions are totally different and much easier. And plus, being on your back makes you float a little more easily and you don’t have to lift up out of the water to breathe.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, you can't hook an entertainment center?
I’m sure one of us could remedy that for you…
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife takes care of it actually
She’s genius at stuff like that. I figure out what to buy, she figures out how to make sounds and pictures come out.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hire a couple Mexicans from Home Depot and have them act out Sportscenter behind my hollowed out flatscreen
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
You should make them act out Mexican soap operas
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 9, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give myself 10.5 points
1. Drive a Stick-Shift – .25 points – I technically learned how, so I know it in theory, but this you’d probably only want to ride with me to escape nuclear fallout or something.
2. Hook Up an Entertainment Center – 1 point – I’m a nerd. I can do this.
3. Fix a Toilet – .75 points – I’ve tweaked some things in the toilet, though I can’t say I know everything about it. Still, shouldn’t be too hard to figure out.
4. Navigate a Map and Use GPS – 1 point – Orienteering merit badge! And I’ve never used GPS, but that’s supposed to be the point of it, no? It’s easy.
5. Change the Oil – 1 point – Got that one down.
6. Balance a Checkbook – 1 point – I can manage my money just fine, though I use my online history instead of a checkbook.
7. Cook the Perfect Steak – 0 points – I can’t cook to save my life.
8. Swim the Breaststroke – 1 point – Can do.
9. Write Effectively – 1 point – I was a copy editor and majored in history.
10. Dress for the Occasion – .25 points – I don’t think I look terrible, but I’m cheap, so I prefer thrift stores to expensive, nicer clothes.
11. Sew a Button – .25 points – I can probably figure it out, especially if you give me access to the internet for 5 minutes.
12. Do Laundry Properly – 1 point – Pretty much all my clothes are cotton, so no big challenge for me, but I haven’t destroyed anything yet.
13. Handle Roadside Emergencies – 1 point – I had to change my flat tire and jump my battery last year!
14. Build a Fire – 1 point – Almost want to give myself two points. I was a boy scout. We lived to build fires.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to jump my battery last year and my damn car has a security system that requires you to take it to the dealer when the battery dies
fuck you, Mazda for charging me $230 for a dead battery. Fuck you.
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it wouldn't start when we jumped it, the AAA guy couldn't start it, so I had to take it to the dealership to get the security system overridden
they said they had to charge me $100 just to look at it, but it would count towards the repair (but not the equipment purchase). I figured I could pay them the $100 and buy a battery and just do it myself, or I could just have them do the dirty work for me for any extra $20, so I just said fuck it and had them put in a new battery
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mistubishi charged me 30$ to get the code for my stereo... over the phone.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How to make a boy scout fire: Carefully gather and arrange tinder and logs in either a teepee or box/log cabin arrangement.
Pour several liters of kerosene/gasoline over the carefully arranged fire and drop a match on it.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit.
That’s cub scouts. I’ll have a fire going with one match.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is how I do it
Can I be more than half a man?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
12 for me
Sewing is not a strong suit, and while in the water I could probably not drown for a while
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 9, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In N Out is the most overrated thing ever
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love In N Out. I have the wifebeater and everything (thanks, Faux!).
by royalcurve on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a watch! ;P
And you shut your heathen mouth, SB. InO is the only thing good to ever come out of SoCal.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously? Del Taco?
Their food is incredibly bland.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Del Taco is amazing because it's just the best junk fast food.
Greasy quesadillas and amazing crinkle-cut french fries. Plus they’re generally 24 hours. I miss 2am Del Taco runs.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 AM Jack in the Box runs!
or Roberto’s carne asada fries….
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mother fucker.
How dare you remind me of carne asada fries. I prefer Cotixan, but bertos is great too.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't got carne asada fries in forever
because they’re second place to the California burrito, so I always get that when I’m in SD.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I adore California burritos. I miss Santanas
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had one Friday!
Dear lord it’s been a week since I’ve had one…. :(
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lived for a year mostly on carne asada fries and california burritos.
I lived two blocks from the cotixan on clairmont mesa blvd. Thank god for a high metabolism.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just love California
Corco is going find this subthread and flip out
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd just rather have a Cotixan, in-n-out, and Del Taco in the greater seattle area.
I know there’s a Del Taco in federal way, but that’s a bit far to drive.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck I really want greasy carne asada fries right now
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that the wikipedia entry on
carne asada fries also talks about the California burrito.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me there is somewhere to get a California burrito in Escondido or Temecula
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if there is, not all california burritos are created equal.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The closer to Mexico the better!
or at least the greasier, which I guess makes them better
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so much
Escondido maybe, but if I want a decent burrito, it’s always somewhere in SD
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Temecula is what would happen if Chino Hills were filled with poor people
how’s that.
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And moved away from any important cities
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And had fewer minorities
not that Chino Hills is bustling with minorities
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Tommy Taco in Westwood has them on the menu.
Thoughts?
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that place used to be known as Buck Fiddy's when I was in college
because you could literally get a meal for a dollar fifty.
The lines for carne asada fries at 2 AM on a Saturday/Sunday was about an hour. And these guys worked fast, too.
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps my favorite place to eat in college
I would plan classes around making a trip there for fries, burgers and burritos
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY HAVE CALI BURRITOS
OK this is LLLJing at this point. Let’s take this out behind the bleachers
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a Del Taco in Federal Way
by Mariner John on Jul 9, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
I noted that in another comment above. It’s not really worth the drive, though if I’m headed to Tacoma for some reason, I try to stop there.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes, I need to read better.
Federal Way isn’t exactly a destination. It’s too far for me to be bothered to go and I live in Kent.
by Mariner John on Jul 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't trust any list that puts White Castle or Del Taco on there.
White Castle is unbelievably disgusting.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As bad as White Castle is, Del Taco is 30 times worse.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Castle is awesome late night drunk food though
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's too nasty. My friends and I once recruited a sober human to drive us to a White Castle after a night out,
and as smashed as we were, it was still repulsive.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, let's not start this again.
You know where I stand on In-n-Out. Just at there on Sunday and I miss it already.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't actually remember having this discussion, but I'll leave it as is
and say that In N Out is good definitely better than the national burger joints, but I think it’s a bit overrated and that most regional fast food burger chains are just as good
by seattlebruin on Jul 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, the hype is pretty nutty. But so is the hype for White Castle and whatnot.
At least In N Out is actually good, uses mostly fresh and local stuff, and has the good sense to stick to only making a few things and making them well.
by abender20 on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone that doesn't like mayonaise needs to be Auschwitz'd
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, double whammy!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mayo is completely repulsive
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 9, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the world's most unnecessary condiment
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the mayo argument.
We should have it everyday. Paging marc w.
by Sec 108 on Jul 10, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very correct
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 9, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have found one use for relish
Take a hamburger patty, spread on some relish, some plain yellow mustard, and add a slice of cheddar cheese. Top with another hamburger patty and grill. Stuffed burger goodness.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 10, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know,
but Burgerville is located mainly in NW Oregon.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will go in two weeks.
Two weeks? Three weeks?
Some weeks.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could mail you some Burgerville.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burgerville should be on this list f'sho.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In-N-Out was the main reason I moved to California.
by Teej on Jul 9, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want one In-n-out in Seattle!
Let me open one! I will be a fucking millionaire. I will put Dicks out of business in a month.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 9, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only way you can put Dicks out of business is if you open up your In-N-Out near Ho Stroll.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joel Pineiro is now sporting a pornstache
by Poochie on Jul 9, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that minor league guy who is having a long hitting streak, that's cool huh?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 9, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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