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7/5: Open Game Thread, Part 2

This is all thanks to the red hats.

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Maybe they should wear red hats everyday!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck red hats.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope this is the last game we have to wear them.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never trust a Belugatits with the lead on the line!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay...tits...

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Masterson

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miguel Batista entering the game and that Taco Del Mar commercial.

It’s like getting Roseanne and Rosie O’Donnell at the same time.

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The whole thing was a book she was writing that had been accurate until Dan had a heart attack.

He died but in the book she made him live and then cheat on her. Also, in “real life” Becky married David and Darlene married Mark. They also never won the lottery, which was a stupid storyline anyways.

by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game just got slower

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Tits

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baserunner on.

Game slowing waaaaaaaaay down.

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

WELCOME TO THE ZONE.

by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He look! Look that Rob!

You can use things other than your glove to stop a pitch in the dirt!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit...

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap crap crap.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So uh Mark Lowe or Kelley?

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Langerhans is awesome.

I love our outfield now more than I did on opening day.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Name recognition

If it was up to porn star appeal or defensive ability, Gutz would’ve been in hands down

WELCOME TO THE ZONE.

by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Miguel Batista.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This will not end well.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God that was lucky

WELCOME TO THE ZONE.

by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Batista can fuck off and die.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh gee I didn't see that coming at all!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was a predictable.

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...outcome.

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Silva... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... a LONG time.

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYBODY MARK LOWE IS IN!

AND THE GAME IS STILL IN QUESTION!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sky is falling everyone.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK JUST THROW A DAMN FASTBALL!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boned?

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow strike one ump?

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this game isn't fun.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the Fagcoby HR.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gottas love umps

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YES MARK LOWE PLEASE WALK THE BASES LOADED!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I LIED DON'T DO IT!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THROW A GODDAMN STRIKE!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that is too bad, Morrow doing get the win.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THROW STRIKES!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT DAMMIT!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep. Boned.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well there goes the game.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, Lowe!

You fucking slut!

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo IMPLOSION!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best bullpen in the league!

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But ERA says so!

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU LOWE

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cancerboy is going to get the win.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Removed with two outs.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must've not been watching.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He deserves it

He did have cancer, remember

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Float it"

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHAWN KELLEY PLEASE!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So Cancer Boy beats Diabetes Boy.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok the fuck the fuck the fuck!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So pitches one and three were strikes according to gameday

Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why do you bring Beluga tits in with a one run lead?

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

But White has been terrible, and you need someone to pitch the 8th

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lowe in the 7th Kelley in the 8th AARDSMA'D In the 9th?

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to go do something else.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck....

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, hosed.

Shitfuckratdickcuntmotherfucker.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK MARK LOWE.

"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."

by nickmo on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SO Mark Lowe finishes what Miguel Batista was gonna do GREAT FUCKING GREAT!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday says that the balls were all perfectly acceptable ball calls.

I just got in, so maybe I’m missing something. Is the ump using an inconsistent zone?

I don't know how to stop.

by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah the balls he were throwing are borderline bt he's giving the calls to the sox.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday showed 1 and 3 in the strikezone for me.

Those were called balls. Pitch 4 was swung on and missed. Kotsay should be struck out.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1,3, and 4 are clearly out of the zone

and remainder were in

No mistakes by the umpire

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Kotsay?

No they weren’t

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see two pitches in the zone

one that was just outside, and another that was hit into play.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well. Just got back from vacation to this.

Should’ve stayed in Montreal.

I don't know how to stop.

by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, time to wrap it up, 5-4 road trip is still a success.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, to be fair Mark Lowe is bad.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But not as bad as Corco.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a day or two that may/may not change.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs