7/5: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:38 PM PDT
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This is all thanks to the red hats.
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And therefore also the Angels.
~I'm on the DA~
by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the Cardinals win the World Series this October they will be crowned Team Of The Decade
by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worked for the Phillies....
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by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Boston's are navy...?
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not referring to today or the past couple of days.
Usually, they’re navy.
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do enjoy their maroon hats though.
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they should wear red hats everyday!
2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4
by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck red hats.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope this is the last game we have to wear them.
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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Masterson's name would be more amusing if he were black
by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Are you implying black people can't be masters?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gutz, you've got to hit it out
Junior’s legs can’t it.
by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's a little bit of red in our logo. Red hats justified!
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista looks expectionally dopey in a red hat.
by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never trust a Belugatits with the lead on the line!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or with a baseball on a mound
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay...tits...
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's working out of the pen for Boston?
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin Masterson
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Batista entering the game and that Taco Del Mar commercial.
It’s like getting Roseanne and Rosie O’Donnell at the same time.
by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still furious about the series finale but on the whole that was a great show
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't it have one of those Dallas style endings?
by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The whole thing was a book she was writing that had been accurate until Dan had a heart attack.
He died but in the book she made him live and then cheat on her. Also, in “real life” Becky married David and Darlene married Mark. They also never won the lottery, which was a stupid storyline anyways.
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME? How how how did I miss that?
by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should be happy.
I have never been more upset at pop culture.
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup. The one who goes through a whole passel of men
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, I just remembered she played a lesbian cop in a movie as well
Why do weird facts like that stick but I can’t find my car keys
by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot about that.
That was fucking annoying because Roseanne’s mom being a lesbian was one of my favorite things about the last few years of that show.
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game just got slower
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So NESN stays with the 7th inning for God Bless America just like YES.
So far its a NY and Boston thing.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There had to be a better catcher than Molina
by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously how the fuck is he not even on the roster
.333/.388/.566
by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Tits
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baserunner on.
Game slowing waaaaaaaaay down.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He look! Look that Rob!
You can use things other than your glove to stop a pitch in the dirt!
by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson lets that get to the backstop.
50!
by joof on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job by Langerhans but God damn it Tits get outs
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit...
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap crap crap.
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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So uh Mark Lowe or Kelley?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Langerhans is awesome.
I love our outfield now more than I did on opening day.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop the bleeding please Wak
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny that AJ made the AS roster over FGut
by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Name recognition
If it was up to porn star appeal or defensive ability, Gutz would’ve been in hands down
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Miguel Batista.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This will not end well.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll remember this when we're inevitably unlucky
Maybe I won’t get so mad
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Think of it as balancing out the bad umpiring.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WALK THEM LOADED FOR BAY
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me that's not what he's doing
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista can fuck off and die.
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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh gee I didn't see that coming at all!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I. am. going. to. cut. a. bitch.
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by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was a predictable.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...outcome.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid shift fucking sucks
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not all of the comments I make are serious
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fact, I would say the majority of them aren't
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more fun to take you literally and then mock you mercilessly.
You could also think about asking rhetorical questions, those are really fun to answer
by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anything, we need more guys in the shift
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh now we get a pitching change.
Makes sense.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 5, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait til Silva has that role next year
by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah I forgot about him so quickly. Sigh
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silva... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... a LONG time.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong to be glad that it wasn't a homerun?
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EVERYBODY MARK LOWE IS IN!
AND THE GAME IS STILL IN QUESTION!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the uncertainty our bullpen brings
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please just get Bay
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this one of your serious comments?
by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed it was!
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sky is falling everyone.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK JUST THROW A DAMN FASTBALL!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boned?
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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good work
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow strike one ump?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this game isn't fun.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the Fagcoby HR.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gottas love umps
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH YES MARK LOWE PLEASE WALK THE BASES LOADED!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LIED DON'T DO IT!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THROW A GODDAMN STRIKE!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE ALREADY DID THAT
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIG
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOING
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5-4 road trip is much better than I was expecting anyway.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE
Wait, wrong team.
by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that is too bad, Morrow doing get the win.
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT DAMMIT!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We now have to throw down the middle to get a strike called. CB Bucknor is a terrible umpire.
Mark Lowe also sucks.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The first pitch was according to gameday.
50!
by joof on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Boned.
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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Mark Lowe you stupid piece of shit
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate you Mariners.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well there goes the game.
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo IMPLOSION!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best bullpen in the league!
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But ERA says so!
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU LOWE
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And our offense is on vacation..adios victory today.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The offense is on a year-long sabbatical
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCK OUR BULLPEN.
by russak on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cancerboy is going to get the win.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I must've not been watching.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He deserves it
He did have cancer, remember
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Float it"
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we allowed to take up a collection to hire someone with a crowbar?
by Tube on Jul 5, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I suggested that the other day for Rob Johnson
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing more assonying than a bases loaded walk
What the fuck Lowe
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, if the bases are loaded, why do you bring in Mark Lowe?
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But 3 of 3 was so close :(
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHAWN KELLEY PLEASE!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Cancer Boy beats Diabetes Boy.
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok the fuck the fuck the fuck!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is way worse than Saito's meltdown yesterday
You’re fucking pathetic Lowe
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE USES THE WORD FAGGOT IN ANGER I AM POSTING THE MOST DISTURBING GAY PORN I CAN FIND
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would prefer hardcore gay porn, honestly.
This is getting ridiculous.
by Teej on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So pitches one and three were strikes according to gameday
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do you bring Beluga tits in with a one run lead?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kelley? White? Lowe before there are runners on?
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
But White has been terrible, and you need someone to pitch the 8th
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lowe in the 7th Kelley in the 8th AARDSMA'D In the 9th?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to go do something else.
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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck....
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And there's your ballgame
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, hosed.
Shitfuckratdickcuntmotherfucker.
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by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK MARK LOWE.
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by nickmo on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SO Mark Lowe finishes what Miguel Batista was gonna do GREAT FUCKING GREAT!
You got slurved!
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by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY CB BUCKNOR IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION FOUR OF THOSE PITCHES WERE IN THE STRIKE ZONE
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The hell they were. Which zone are you looking at?
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday says that the balls were all perfectly acceptable ball calls.
I just got in, so maybe I’m missing something. Is the ump using an inconsistent zone?
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the balls he were throwing are borderline bt he's giving the calls to the sox.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday showed 1 and 3 in the strikezone for me.
Those were called balls. Pitch 4 was swung on and missed. Kotsay should be struck out.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1,3, and 4 are clearly out of the zone
and remainder were in
No mistakes by the umpire
by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They did not look like strikes at all
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see two pitches in the zone
one that was just outside, and another that was hit into play.
by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh well. Just got back from vacation to this.
Should’ve stayed in Montreal.
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another series victory where we come out with a negative run differential
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, time to wrap it up, 5-4 road trip is still a success.
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is way too upset about this. Seriously.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GO FUCK YOUR SELF WITH A RUSTY BRISTLE BRUSH ATTACHED TO A CERATED KNIFE
by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're just mad because we weren't supposed to win this game, then we looked like we were gonna steal one, and now we're shitting the bed.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Lowe, go trim up your awesome facial hair
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For everything upsetting, Wak looks like a true badass in those sunglasses
by rlintott on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was a shot of wak in the dugout yesterday with Kenji preparing with a bat behind him
and all I could think was ‘Yakuza’
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just has no expression.
He looks like a great hit man.
by rlintott on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Mark Lowe blew a game while Roy Corcoran saved one.
Huh.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, to be fair Mark Lowe is bad.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not as bad as Corco.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Corcoran so much better right now.
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a day or two that may/may not change.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It probably will
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is so hard about putting the ball in the strike zone. I would have much rather he threw strikes and got his then this shi
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shit*
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday thinks he did put the ball in the strike zone.
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It really really did not look like it on TV
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It didn't look like it on Gameday either
by acblue on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knee high on the outside corner? That's a strike to me.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kotsay's single.
I’m using the At-Bat app on my iPhone, which plots with pitch F/X as far as I know. On the online version, they look much more borderline. I’d say 1 is still a strike though. Even though 3 was clearly outside on the MLB.com version.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Chrissake
The guy was all over the place. I know we’re all for computers, but if he has no idea where the ball is going, you can’t argue with not getting a borderline call.
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(though I'm not talking about this particular at-bat)
I just think the whole idea of punishing a guy who can’t throw strikes is retarded.
by Teej on Jul 5, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm, I guess one isn't as close as I thought.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if you're using humans, for better or worse
There comes a point where a pitch could reasonably be called a ball or a strike. If a pitch is on that border, it’s going to be called a ball if the guy hasn’t thrown anything else close.
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is stupid.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If a pitch falls in a location that is described by the rulebook as being in the strikezone
it should be called a strike.
by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So there's no such thing as a borderline pitch to a human eye?
I call bullshit
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but guys who are having control issues should not be given a smaller strike zone than someone who has his command.
That’s ridiculous.
by Teej on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it sure seems to happen.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what I'm saying
Given the system we have now, it happens to everyone. Acting like we got robbed is ridiculous.
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea why BJM is pretending otherwise.
Gameday clearly indicated they were balls.
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitch one still looks like a strike to me, which would make Pitch 5 a strikeout pitch.
But it is a borderline call.
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and got hit*, wow I'm having trouble typing today
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALRIGHT KENJI!
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bahahahaha, this is just getting fucking retarded now
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
This fucking team.
by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We play the Orioles at home tomorrow!
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is about as good a time as any to meltdown.
Let’s get it all out of the way.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAH THIS WILL TEACH YOU DELUDED FUCKERS FOR THINKING OF THE PLAYOFFS
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE HAVE CONCEDED TWO RUNS ON WILD PITCHES IN THIS SERIES!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 5, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So where's that fellow who was gloating about calling a sweep a few days ago?
by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Passed balls and wild pitch calls are retarded...
how is that one a passed ball, and the two Rob fucked up a little while ago wild pitches…
by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Mark Lowe:
Sean White just threw a wild pitch and still was better than you. Go home and cry.
by rlintott on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That pass ball was necessary to elude the save situation.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE WON'T SEE PAPELBON WE HAVE A CHANCE!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Michael Young is an All-Star
by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can never believe when anyone gives him any type of complement.
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADAM JONES WILL CRUSH US!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giant rally time!
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They only give passed balls to Kenji.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Langerhans will fix this.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jul 5, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Balitmore 3, LAAoA 0!
Not that they haven’t had the lead in every game of this series
by calim on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, the bullpen IS big on doing things together as a united group....
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope, this game is lost.
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Lowe can't manage to be good for more than a week at a time.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scoring 5 runs of Papelbon is gonna be awesome.
by MFAN on Jul 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would they bring Papelbon in?
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When we load the bases with 0 outs it will be a save situation.
by MFAN on Jul 5, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is extremely optomistic
Being as though we don’t draw walks
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's also assuming White doesn't give up any runs in the 8th, which I doubt happens.
by MFAN on Jul 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit it's happening
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scoring 3 would be funny
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that I think about it the only pitcher that I would trust in the situation Lowe was in would be Kelley since he throws strikes why Wak didn't bring him in depresses me.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which is funny because bringing Kelley in almost cost us the first game of the series.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Green wasn't at the plate though
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't trust Kelley more
Lowe or White was probably the right move.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, they're really living up to their nickname today.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What nickname? The shitty bullpen?
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, right.
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ministry of Silly Walks.
Although yours works too.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:D
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would argue that most of the walks were far from silly.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Infuriating is probably a better word
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think any walk with the bases loaded qualifies as silly.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not good.
Besides all the strikeouts.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's his ETA looking like
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally time!
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good, I fucking hate that fucking ass face.
50!
by joof on Jul 5, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just look at the Angels' box score to relieve some stress.
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for jinxing it
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Double Play!
Just what the doctor ordered….last inning.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY TIME!!!!!!!!
LETS GO RONNY!!!!
by I Lick Squirrels on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drayer's updated her blog
which is more entertaining than what is currently happening
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Halman
6-10, 4 HR’s, 2B in the last two games. Certainly would be cool if he could rebound from his disaster of a first half.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the bullpen was just trying to make Dan Wilson feel at home.
Imploding for a loss, and all that.
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The umps want to go home.
Human element, and all.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will quit baseball if they take the umps out and replace them with robots.
It wouldn’t be baseball without them, Dammit, man!
by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can stand there and do their amusing little schtick as long as the calls are being relayed to them by computers!
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get on base you sexy motherfucker
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was safe
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This would leave us without a win
I like it
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
by HHZ on Jul 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in games where Jose Lopez wins it at home with a walkoff.
by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would still be us getting a lead
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are not 0-81
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not everything Poochie says is serious.
;)
by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find that quite hard to believe
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Road trip over, what a relief.
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCCESSFUL ROADTRIP!
Successful roadtrip! Successful roadtrip! Successful [pauses, stifles sob] roadtrip!
by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4-3 Baltimore over the Angels...it was 4-0 10 seconds ago,
by MFAN on Jul 5, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Much like last night's game >:(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Orioles suck.
I sure do hope we beat them.
2.5-3.5 games back after that trip, with the Angels and Rangers playing each other next!
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We just got finished with the Road Trip from hell.
And lose, at most, a game in the process.
by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weren't we 3.5 back at the beginning?
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, nevermind.
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe that crack head is the starting CF for the all-star game
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by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Discussion on the postgame of the 'snubbing' of Aardsma & Branyan
Hassleman is more sanguine than Pittman on the subject
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought at least Branyan would get a mod.
O well, I am pretty sure if someone gets injured, that Branyan should be next in line.
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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is a question.
If you were standing in the video store, clutching a handful of dvds and visiting with one of the clerks, and the other clerk asked you out of the blue, “say [your name here], do you still have Sports Night out?”, wouldn’t you ask more than “It isn’t due yet, is it?”
If the pleasant-looking person also standing at the desk then added, “no, I was wondering when they would be returned”, wouldn’t you at least turn towards said desk (if not actually make eye-contact with anyone) and say something like"Gosh, what a funny show" or “Almost done with volume one” or even, “Wow, what a coincidence”?
by msb on Jul 5, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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