Seattle Mariners @ Boston Red Sox GameThread, Jul 5, 2009 10:35 AM PDT

Speaking of happy,

wow what a Wimbledon. Last year’s was more tense, but I think the level of play between Roddick and Federer has been better.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 9:47 AM PDT reply actions

Unreal shotmaking.

And they’re close to hitting the 4-hour mark. Just… unreal.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Seriously, this is what tennis and sports is all about.

I can’t believe these two are topping last year’s final.

Go Roddick!

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions

I am finding myself pulling for Andy too

which really surprises me.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions

I know you're a huge Federer fan (really, who doesn't like the guy?), but Roddick is playing the best I have ever seen.

This is basically his career highlight if he beats Federer. Federer is going to get his 15th grand slam, but I would like to see Roddick take one away at Wimbledon.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions

Pretty much.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions

Roddick has changed his game so much

it’s really impressive to see him playing this good after watching his game over the last few years. It’d just be a shame if he didn’t win.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions

It's excellent

Neither deserve to lose, but I’d rather have Roddick win.

Has Federer even won a break of serve the whole match, yet?

by MarkE on Jul 5, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Nope.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions

It was in danger of being a disappointing tournament without Nadal

Roddick’s last three games have lit the whole thing up, which was in danger of being overshadowed by a story about a silly roof.

Went down there for one of the 2nd round days – how weak has the women’s singles been? Seriously.

by MarkE on Jul 5, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Not being sexist, but women's tennis has been a joke for the past couple years.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions

And far squawkier than men's.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Holy crap.

Killer serve by Roddick there.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions

Roddick getting a little bit sloppy.

Not hitting his spots like Federer is.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Arse

Just ran out of puff

by MarkE on Jul 5, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions

Well balls

But still, 4 hr. 16 minutes is nothing to sneeze at. What a match.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 5, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions

If Roger never won 15.

This is would’ve been some wasted advertising money.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions

The Mariners have a better record than any NL East team.

by lailaihei on Jul 5, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions

Baseball Prospectus' latest PECOTA odds

show a whopping 3 teams projected to eclipse 90 wins: Boston, New York and LA.

The three teams we just finish up playing coincidentally. Main point though, baseball has been remarkably even so far this year. Lots of flawed teams.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions

The only teams without flaws play in the AL East.

by lailaihei on Jul 5, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Neither the Yanks nor Rays can pitch

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions

But it's not like they don't have good pitchers, it's just that they haven't been getting good pitching.

And with that, I’m off to sleep.
Lets go M’s!!

by lailaihei on Jul 5, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions

2 minutes until Langerhans makes the all-star team.

by MFAN on Jul 5, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions

2 minutes until the first stupid All-Star selection

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions

Felix!

oh, and Ichiro

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions

Ibanez!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Lin:(e:(um

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions

The broadcast teams keep mentioning the Ms have never swept in Fenway.

what’s that, 33 years?

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:33 AM PDT reply actions

Looking like that trend will continue this season

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Langerhans!

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions

Seriously what are they doing with Carp?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions

Giving him playing time in Tacoma.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions

When did that happen?

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Friday, when Kelley came off the DL

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions

When Kelley was activated two days ago

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Make sense.

Damn 4th of July weekend drunken blur.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions

We really should be trying to drive Lester's pitch count Mike and Jose

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions

Ryan fucking Franklin made the All-Star team!!

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions

Late

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Dare I say the AL is fielding the inferior lineup this year

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions

They will still win.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Yeah they routinely out score the NL by 4 - 5 runs on average

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions

The AL absolutely smashed the NL in interleague again.

Still no question which is the better league.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions

I don't doubt it

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

WE'RE WEARING RED HATS?!?!?!?!??

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions

WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT SHIT IS THIS

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions

where were you the past two days?

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions

K!

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions

I hate this fucking stadium...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions

I hate that little runt so much

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions

Well, THATS embarrasing.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions

So...

High, inside fastball.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions

How does such a little bitch hit a ball that hard

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions

Well poop

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions

That was a strike.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions

Yay!!! CB Bucknor calling balls & strikes!

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Their crowd is EXTRA obnoxious today. I think they really want this one

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions

Well, this game isn't starting off good.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions

fuck.

by coolguyrob on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions

I think David Ortiz lost weight

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions

Shiiiit.

by Double06 on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions

Seriously?

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions

Morrow getting slapped around already eh?

Bah.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions

Must...remain...positive...

We have a winning road-trip…

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions

Something other than fastballs would be nice.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions

FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL

Establishing The Fastball.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions

He threw 2 sliders in that PA

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions

I was talking about the Pedroia and Ortiz ABs. Nice to see the sliders

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions

You are really going to complain about the Pedroia AB?

It lasted two pitches.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Whatever, we won the series.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions

This is my mindset too.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions

TACOMA

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions

And the bullpen is nice and rested.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions

Just leave Morrow out there indefinitely

completely destroying his confidence. If we’re gonna fuck this up, let’s do it right this time.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions

AAA!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions

I would be nice instead of listening to a long boring interview if I could actually see a list of who is on the all star team.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

`

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2009/roster_league.jsp

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Woo-hoo

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions

I figure Branyan or Aardsma will be in the final vote

maybe?

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions

It will be interesting to see who the replacements are

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions

Wonder if Felix made the team?

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

I am going to be so mad if Papelbon and Rivera make it and Felix doesn't.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Felix did make it.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

OK GOod, I was watching the TBS Broadcast.

They have to put all the Yankees and Red Sox first, of course.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Adam Jones :(

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Felix and Ichiro made it.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/marinersblog/2009420713__felix_hernandez_is_off.html#continue

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

wow Chris Carpenter got jobbed

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Well, this is the third game in a row we fell behind 2-0.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

21 pitches, only 6 balls

and at least 4 of them were borderline.

Lets try to not overreact, please?

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

agreed...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions

plus in a normal ballpark, 1 of those is just a pop-up...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions

You think Pedroia's HR would've been an out at Safeco?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions

Oh, c'mon.

What’s the fun if we can’t run around waving our arms like Robbie the Robot?

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions

Looks like the ball is carrying nicely.

That’ll make our power hitters happy.

oh, wait.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

Could Rizzs stop with the cancer talk?

I’m sure Lester would like to be known as something other than cancer-guy.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions

Douchebag cacner guy it is then!

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Langerhans!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

Ryan Langerhans is made of organic sex

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

What do you mean?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

How does it compare to artificial sex?

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions

Doesn't last as long.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions

Organic sex seems like it would have a pretentious vibe to it.

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

You pick up the whores at a corner near a Whole Foods

by Robert Lintott on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

(Less preservatives.)

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

(Recyclable.)

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions

Long hands!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

FELIX!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!1

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

King Felix = All-Star!

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

WOOHOO!!!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Kenji!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

I Love Johjima!

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions

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by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Well, that's making a statement.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Maybe people will fucking listen this time.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions

My apologies

I must have missed that.

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Dick!

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions

I love Johima needs to never ever be repeated

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions

So yeah, I'd take it Langerhans is more or less the everyday left fielder now?

Looks like Wlad’s chances are more or less gone.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions

Congrats King!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions

Colby Rasmus is having the same season Gutierrez is, except that he's 22.

Wow… just wow.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions

What's this that I hear about Felix getting snubbed?

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions

Nothing...He is on the team...

Manager Selection…

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Has it been announced yet?

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions

I see that Chris Woodward is gainfully employed

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions

I hope Branyan gets invited to the HR Derby.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions

He'll probably be a sub if someone opts out or gets hurt

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING SWING

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions

That's a cheeky ring up.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions

K?

Really?

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions

Red Sox Nation

Must have something on the ump, that was a horrific call.

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions

No it wasn't.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions

It seems like the definition of a swing has changed this year.

Woodward definitely didn’t break his wrists and the bat didn’t cross the plate. How is that a swing!?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

I agree that I think it was not a swing.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions

So it seems like Joe Madden picked a lot of Rays...

Ben Zobrist?

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions

Is awesome.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

Sarcasm, right?

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

I guess I am in the minority here...

I know he is a solid player, but there has to be other choices right? Or no?

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

Other than the best hitter in the league? Probably not.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Educate yourself

Zobrist

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Thanks, I guess I made that statement more with my perception of him rather than looking at the stats...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions

He was excellent last year as well.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions

He's been worth 4.2 WAR already this season.

He’s OPSing 1.015 or something crazy like that.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions

He's the best player in the AL

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

Mauer?

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

Close.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions

Zobrist has been worth slightly more

and curiously Mauer does not appear on my Fangraphs sortables

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Not qualified.

Link

Since UZR ignores catchers, you can make an argument that Mauer might be better so far given his good reputation.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

It's close either way

Zobrist is listed as an OF but he’s started 34 games as 2nd?

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

UZR takes that into account.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

If he'd played the whole year at 2nd his WAR would be even greater

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions

You shouldn't have to qualify because UZR is a counting stat.

That’s weird bug

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

*I mean WAR

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Madden seems to dress quite well for an older dude.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

Ben Zobrist has been fucking awesome this year.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

J.P. Howell :(

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 5, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions

Do you have a siren on your computer that goes off whenever anyone types "Zobrist?"

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Actually I came here to check in on the score.

by R.J. Anderson on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Thanks Ronny

Idjit.

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions

FYI: HitTracker updated.

Branyan’s bomb in NY marked at 449 ft to dead center.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions

Best part of the ASG lineup

Roid-Rod isn’t starting.

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions

And didn't make the team

What did the Yankees pay for again?

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

Not All Star Game appearances.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

A really, really good 3B.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

That should be at shortstop.

But there is a douche in the way.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions

The best player of all time?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Roid-Rod! Oh burn!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions

I don't think Manny had a shot at starting

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions

Yeah it's amazing what happens when you have surgery and miss the first month of the season

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions

Also, I think you mean A-Fag

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes

The A-Rod nickname has officially been re-assigned to this year’s Wimbledon runner-up

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

It's Pay-Rod stupid

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions

How the fuck did that old fucker Tim Wakefield make the AS team?

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions

I don't know

I really don’t. He’s not having a great year and its not like BOS didn’t already have folks on the team.

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions

He's old...never made it, the media pushed him to the bid...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Wins, decent year

and hasn’t made an All-Star team despite being a decent pitcher for many years…

Of course, there are many pitchers like that out there that never get voted, but he’s a Red Sox. Not like it’s the worst choice ever though.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions

It cannot be stated enough how faggy these red hats are.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions

It looks like we are on the rag

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

If they were faggy would they been all kinds of stylish?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions

Would somone flay that twat Jason Veritek?

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 5, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions

There you go.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions

That was a pretty nice inning for Morrow.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions

No Branyan on final vote.

Seriously? I’m disappointed he didn’t even get that chance.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions

same here...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions

Maybe he'll be a replacement?

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions

He'd fucking better be

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions

It's not like he's having a better season than every 1B on the roster or anything...wait.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions

Personally I am happy he will be getting the 4 days rest instead.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

Morrow looked like he settled down...hopefully the offense gets going...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions

Only 1 off-speed pitch thrown that inning according to Gameday.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions

I was hoping Russell would be in the final vote...but he isn't, I am voting for Inge just so Kinsler or Figgans don't make it...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions

I'm kind of surprised, really.

Kinsler’s doing pretty good, but either he or Figgins should be bumped to put Russell on the ballot…

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions

Drew is having all sorts of problems against Morrow so far.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 5, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions

For the Fan Vote in avoid voting for Pablo Sandoval. Giants fans will bitch like crazy.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions

What?

What’s not to love about Fat Ichiro?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Pedroia getting voted in is a joke.

Kinsler had like a 6 thousand vote lead on wed. Now he is a last chance vote-in?

by hcoguy on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions

Basically, fans are stupid.

Josh Hamilton is a starter in the outfield.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions

FUCK.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions

Fuck you Kotsay.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions

Oh, fuck you.

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions

Was that really the first GIDP for Branyan this year? That's kind of incredible!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions

With his swing it's incredible he's capable of hitting a ground ball

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions

Second

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions

That was unfortunate.

We’re getting hits but they are not leading to much.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions

Which seems much more normal.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions

We're losing this game because of Dan Wilson.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions

Wiiiilllllllssssoooooon!

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

Dan Wilson cost us several trips to the Word Series

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

We'll never get to the Word Series.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions

He's a surprisingly bad speller for such a smart man.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions

I was at the game where he tore his ACL!

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

You lucky dog

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

It was the highlight of the 2005 first half

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Another 2-0 deficit?

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

Hey, it's worked out so far this wkend

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions

Langerhans!

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

Langerhans had appropriately sized hands for that catch.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions

Langerhans!

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions

Jeterian!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions

Does one of Wilson's kids have a Red Sox jersey on? Or is that some random pudgy kid?

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

I recall that he has a thing for homeless kids.

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Random kid.

Those are not all his kids.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Haha...imagine if they were though...

I don’t know where I am going with this…

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

It looks like he is there with his #2 girl, his eldest son, and a bunch of son's buddies.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

Pujols is on pace for 60 IBBs

I think the TBS talking heads can shut the fuck up Re: :“WHY DO THEY PITCH TO HIM”

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

Hey, take it easy on Ernie Johnson...

he’s the fucking man…

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

Morrow has been very OK

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

Imagine if he varied his pitches more.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

Extremely alright.

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

Statistically, allowing 2 homeruns in three innings is very very bad

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

Right

But my standards are low

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

That's why you root for the Mariners amirite

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

And I mean that as a compliment

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

He only threw 1 offspeed pitch again last inning. It's like a worse Mariano Rivera starting.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

Seriously cocaine did wonders for Josh Hamilton's career.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Did they were those awful hats yesterday too?

I’m not sure how much of that I can stand.

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions

For the whole weekend

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

Gross.

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

And the day before.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

They did.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

Who threw out the first pitch? That was awful...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions

This stadium is silly...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions

Is this the end of Mike Sweeney?

Pretty please?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions

Just let him be a bench coach or something...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

I wouldn't be fair to fire the other coaches

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

Fine, just let him hang out in the dug-out...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Against MLB rules

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

They could 60-day him

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Against union rules?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions

Gray area if he doesn't complain.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions

I guess, but I don't find that to be likely.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

Is there a rule about the number of coaches?

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes

That’s why Rohn was given an odd ball job a few years ago

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Well, I thought there were rules about the number in the dugout, but they have Hecht on the squad and often in the dugout....

I’m sure Mike could be Assistant Performance Coach.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions

But he's such a nice guy. And he's good for club house chemistry.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

You could almost say he was gritty

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

I bet it's another fit of back spasms, which will make him unavailable for 2-3 days giving us a less flexible bench.

I too am wishing for a 60-day DL stint, however. Then he can still be the good clubhouse guy without you know, playing.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Uh, what happened to Sweeney?

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions

He hit he slow fly ball to the monster and could only make it to first?

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions

Are you really surprised?

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Why did they PH in the 4th inning? Sweeney has to be hurt

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions

No way.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions

Come on

Langerball

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions

Or bunt

whatever

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

No bunt please

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions

No bunting.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions

My video is behind but I'm guessing bunt.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions

With Langerhans?

Not bloody likely

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions

If you just glance up, on a sunny day, with the red hats, you can't tell which team is which.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions

Which is why they suck

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

Are we beating ourselves?

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions

This is why the Diamondbacks can rot in hell.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions

That and they are named after a very icky snake.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Anyone wanna do the honors?

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions

That's a pretty crispy hemp necklace, Jon Lester.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:28 AM PDT reply actions

Weeeeee!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

haha

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

HAHAHA!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Suck it midget!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

MVP!

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

hahahahahaha...his hands are too tiny...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

His glove is the size of any other infielders'

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Being tall is overrated.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Actually no, because then you have to have a good personality.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions

0-2.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions

Shucks

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

I meant me. Were we talking about you? I need a sandwich.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

We'll figure it out later

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

Heh.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Sweeeeeet!

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

DUSTIN SUCKS!

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Yay old man Junior getting in the way

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Very nice.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Haha, Fuck you, Dwarfy!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Short people are just the worst

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

[Nelson Muntz]

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

And damnit, you suck Johjima

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

That's a proffessional play right there

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions

Quick, we need a real hitter right now.

Pinch hit… umm…. errr……

fuck it.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions

Carp!

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Dammit Woodward.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions

JUST HIT A FLYBALL YOU QUEEN

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I've been waiting for this comment all my life.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions

When we lose this game, it's not because we didn't have our chances.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions

WRONG

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions

You are factually correct.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Would it trouble you guys to get at least one run across?

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:30 AM PDT reply actions

Pathetic.

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

NICE AB YOU FUCK

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

Suck a dick Woodward

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

Fuck off NotBeltre.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

ARGH

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

Not one of those pitches was a strike.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

Meant to mention yesterday

Drayer had a little chat with Joh the other day

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

That lucky so and so!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions

So Ronny Cedeno will surely save us.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

Maybe Cedeno can draw a walk.

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

Cedeno Slam.

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions

SWING SWING SWING

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions

So the bases are loaded, the pressure is on the pitcher, until you dig yourself into an 0-2 hole.

Way to go, fucker.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions

He was just lulling Lester into a false sense of security

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions

Woodward can suck my dick.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES!!

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

RONNY!!!!!!!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

HOLY SHIT

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

YAY

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

CE:DENO!!!

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

I love you

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

CEDENO!!!!!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

CE:DENO!!!!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

WHAT THE FUCK

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

JD HUFFING DREW!!!

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

Bahahahahaha!

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

hahahah YES SIMS GOT SO CONFUSED

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

:)EDENO!

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

HOLY CRAP CE:DENO!

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

CE:DENO!!!!!!!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

Sims is too stunned to raise his voice!

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

WE SCORED MULTIPLE RUNS WITH THE BASES LOADED WITHOUT A HOME RUN!

IT IS POSSIBLE!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

CEDENO!!

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

CE:DENO!!!

Watching that I thought there was no way that was going to be fair…

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

YES!!!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

I think Cedeno scores on that.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

Thought that was going to be an inside-the-park grand slam

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

Has that ever happened? Surely it has.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Dan Wilson did it once.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Wasn't Dan Wilson's inside the park HR a grand slam?

by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Rad!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

And very entertaining.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

Against Detroit

here

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Much obliged.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions

Heh. from the Times:

“Detroit left fielder Luis Gonzalez got a glove on the ball but it caromed right past center fielder Brian Hunter, who had gotten too close to the play. “I saw the ball bounce past Hunter and knew I had at least three bases,” Wilson said. “From there my back was to the play and I could only watch Smitty.”

Third base coach Steve Smith is a committed gambler with two outs. “Even with one out, I’d had waved Willie around,” Smith said. “I thought he had that good a shot at it. With two gone, he was going all the way. It was exciting.”

Wilson, who had Seattle’s last inside-the-parker in 1996, chugged on home and collapsed in a slide at home, far ahead of the late relay. “I really picked up on the excitement and energy of the crowd,” he said. “If only they could have done something for my wind. It took me a couple of innings to catch my breath.”"

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Goose has all the good answers to all the good questions

by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes.

He actually did it back-to-back years on the same day, against the same team, to the same part of the Kingdome.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

I think

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Incroyable!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Why, they were both vs Detroit

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions

HAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHA. SUCK IT, LESTER.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

Man, that kid's Wheaties are doing wonders for him.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

GIVE US OUR RUN ASSHOLES

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

3-0, right?

FSN is retarded.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

well, 3-2, but otherwise yes.

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Oh wait they finally fixed it.

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

And so am I.

3-2

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

That hit was so good it took away Boston's runs!

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Wow, I was expecting a strike out, got almost the complete opposite

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions

ROnnie!

by Schuxu on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions

An inside the part grand slam would have been awesome...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions

Cedeno is better than Ichiro.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions

So close to inside-the-parker

Awesome.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions

That was rather improbable.

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions

So is it just me or lately has :(edeno been more like CEDENO!

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions

Yuni is getting nervous.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

Yuni is so done.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions

You're always right, sb.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

I almost don't hate him.

Can’t wait to get Woodward’s ass out of the lineup.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

I never hated him

Ronny has always been awesome even in hitting futillity

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

I was all ready to not care about this game and be happy either way.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions

Now your invested...and that sucks if we lose...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

Hey Diabetes boy, don't blow this.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson throws that Wide of the First baseman.

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson struggles to pick that up...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions

But his game-calling abilities.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions

Johjima is catching today.

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Wait nevermind, I get what you mean.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Hahahaha great time to wake up

Lester

4 IP, 6 K, 0 BB, 45/61 strikes,

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions

I honestly feel bad for him. He's been one of the top 10 pitchers in the league, and most people are asking "what's wrong with him?"

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

The last time we played him, Ichiro hit 2 homeruns and he walked Yuni twice!

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

I think he used up his luck beating cancer

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe I just read that Cedeno hit a 3 run double.

I’m still wiping the boogers outta my eyes.

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Triple actually.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Triple, even

Could/should have been an inside-the-parker

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Incredible.

I love the new Ce:Deno

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

*Triple which should have been an inside the parker

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Third ace!

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions

K!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions

SIT. GOOD BOY.

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions

AHH.. My bad

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Morrow has settled down real nice...is he still throwing all fastballs...

anyone with Gameday up?

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions

According to GD

Threw two sliders that inning, including the pop-up to end it. The rest were fastballs

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

10/12 were fastballs that inning

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, pretty much all fastballs.

Think I’ve only seen four or five breaking balls all day

by Tube on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

thanks guys...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions

Seriously, why did thye ever consider using this guy out of the pen full time?

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions

Our rotation was cluttered.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

Probably to get him to the majors sooner.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions

He's a fastball pitcher

That’s a better fit for reliever, most starters need more pitches than that to be good.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Or they were retarded and someone with that kind of talent shouldn't be wasted in the pen except as last resort?

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Being the Mariners

That is also possible. Never count out SEA’s ability to shoot ourselves in the foot.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

2 offspeed pitches that inning! Whoa, don't get too crazy on us Brandon

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions

Did anyone catch Sims’s physio-anat class re: the Isle of Langerhans? Groanworthy and redolent of ganja…

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions

That was one of my favorite Sims/Blowers exchanges ever.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Samesies!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions

You know Blow just has to get this weird "oh shit, where are you taking me" feeling when he pulls that stuff.

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions

"when you got started I knew it had to be Abby..."

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions

When did they talk about this?

I am watching this game muted. I want to go back when the game is archived to listen to it.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions

Was the last time Ryan was up?

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Fourth inning, then.

I will mentally make a note.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

I can't remember if it was Langerhans first or second AB

but it was hilarious.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Probably 4th inning.

Sims doesn’t do the first 3 innings.

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

During Ryan's last AB.

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Langerhans' last AB

It was pretty funny.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Just over 18 pitches per inning average for Morrow in all his starts so far this year

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions

Branyan has to be a little disappointed about not making the All-Star team.

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions

He keeps it up like this next year

He won’t be left home again.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Not true, Sims, they were 15-10 after May 3rd.

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions

Did Sweener get hurt?

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions

Sweeney did...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

I guess so, no one really cares

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

It seems so. No word on how long though.

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Yup, back spasms again.

Griffey was supposed to get the day off for his knee, which is tender again.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Guess we may see Carp again soon

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Chris Shelton please.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions

YES

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions

CLEMENT CLEMENT CLEMENT

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Gosh I hope

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

Back spasms.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions

That's serious, they'd better put him on the DL. Can't be too careful

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Back Spasms, you gotta love them.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Not if you ever had them.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions

Excellent AB

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions

Funk walk!

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions

Does FanGraphs have per month discipline splits?

Seems like Loafie has seen a lot more pitches the last month or so

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions

3.50 P/PA April-May

3.45 since June 1st

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

Yes, I was right!

seriously? strange.

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions

He does have 3 walks in the past 6 games after going almost a month without drawing one.

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

3.37 P/PA in the past week.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Sweeney has back spasms.

Time to put him down.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions

Ooh snap!

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

HELL YEAH.

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions

WALK THIS WAY!

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions

BtB BB!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions

I'm glad the scouts haven't quite let the pitchers know that you shouldn't want Griffey anymore

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions

*walk, even

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Griffey still probably has name value.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

And some value as a hitter

See two weeks ago vs. Arizona, epic HR.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

How could I have missed that?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions

I don't follow

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Everyone should want Griffey!

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions

RONNY RONNY RONNY!!!

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions

RONNY

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions

RONNY RONNY!!

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions

RONNY RONNY RONNY!!!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

Not a very good AB for Gutierrez so far

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions

Got in a hole early.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions

By swinging at a bad first pitch after back to-back walks. Ugh

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

The first pitch was on the border.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm just very suspicious of swinging at first pitches. Obviously he's completely redeemed this AB now

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

You swing at a good pitch to hit

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

While I agree that's a bad thing to do normally,

it certainly isn’t a reason to characterize the whole AB as “not very good”

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

That's why I said "so far" at the end of my statement

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Fouling strikes off?

How terrible of him.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

He should try swinging and missing!

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

Save perhaps the first pitch

every pitch in this AB have been on or around the zone.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

And the first pitch was close.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Well we're getting his pitch count up pretty well actually

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions

Kind of disorienting, isn't it?

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions

Too bad Lowell isn't over there at third...

they could talk about his testicular region.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions

Designated hitter Lance Armstrong!

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

We could start at a grassroots level.

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions

This AB is outstanding so far

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions

This has been an outstanding AB virtually regardless of result

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

HI ERIK! HI!!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions

Teehee!

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

Everyone's safe!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

HAHA, YES!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

HAW! HAW!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

OH YES, LOADED AGAIN

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

THAT WAS A FUCKING AMAZING AB

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

HAHA!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

That is fucking awesome...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHA

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

Nice At Bat for Gutz

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

Nice is an understatement

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Fuck yeah

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

Bases loaded!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

FRABKLIN!

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

That only works in golf, Youk.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

ahhahahhahahaha

by IceStormV1 on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

Someone buy him an ice cream!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions

Thanks, groundskeeper.

by Garces on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Come on Ryan

EMPTY THEM!

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Almost but not really.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

Lester's reaction was priceless

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

You know how fucking pissed we'd be if that happened to us?

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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

That shit almost bounced foul...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Fag drag?

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Oh by the way

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/3/935614/series-preview-seattle-mariners#17759876

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Weeeeeee!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Woo-hoo!

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Nice job Hans!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Why did Lester flinch so much?

It’s a little chopper. It wasn’t going to hurt you.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Kind of looks like he got called off

in hopes that it would go foul.

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions

I thought it was just turning away in disgust once he realized he wouldn't get Gutierrez at first

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions

Lester has sun spots now

by SW WA Coug on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Another run!

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Yay Ryan! Off a lefty again!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

YES!

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

I love me some Langerhans.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Lanhgerhans!

by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Almost thought he parked that.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

Wlad is screwed, isn't he?

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

He had his chance.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions

4th outfielder!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions

Pretty much.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions

They keep making Jr run today.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

Yeah what's the deal with his knee anyway? He was supposed to be all fixed up, local media seems to be mum.

Or he’s not answering questions about it, something

by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

It's a surgically repaired, 39 year old knee.

It swells up with too much work.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

First RBI as a Mariner for Ryan

FIRST OF MANY!

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by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

Langs gettin it done.

by ThundaPC on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

Approve

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

So close...

by C-Nage on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

I really like the Gutierrez/Langerhans part of the lineup

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

I hate bunts.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions

Reply fail

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

If that had been someone other than the slowest Mariner in history it would have been fine.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Ok, so maybe that's a bit sweeping

but 95% of the time I hate bunts.

Basically, I hate bunts apart from when they work.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Seems to make Endy expendable.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions

I really like the Lopez part of the lineup

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions

Well, duh. Thats the obvious part of the lineup.

It’s like saying, “I like the Pujols part of the lineup.”

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that an ad for Red Sex branded American cheese singles?

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

It looked like Ice Cream to me.

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by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

You are correct

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

WHAT?

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Seriously?

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by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Stupid bullshit

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Well that was odd, Kenji.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

What n the shit was that

Wherever I go, that's where I am.

by Rich Langford on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

It helps if you're fast Kenji.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

WTF was that shit

by IceStormV1 on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

kenji power bunt?

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

That "BUNT" was way funkytown

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

I want Rob Johnson back motherfuckers

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Jeff Clement!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

lets think about this for a second

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate Kenji so irrationally...

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson is incapable of hitting and catching.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I know...the statement was less an endorsement of Johnson than it was an indictment on Kenji sucktitude.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

By defining your hate of Kenji as irrational, you imply that other people that dislike Kenji are irrational. People might resent that.

by Kermit. on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Hilariously, Rob Johnson beats that out

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

He runs well for a catcher

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

You don't speak these words ever again.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

no

by IceStormV1 on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice inning overall though

by C-Nage on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

That was the worst thing ever

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Almost worked...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

I'll take that inning

Lester should be gone after 6 too

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Well that seems like a poorly thought out idea

by pmc47 on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Is it just me, or are the M's taking a crapload of pitches against Boston?

I feel like I’ve seen maybe ten ten-pitch at bats in this series.

by csiems on Jul 5, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

Langerhans

Seriously, having one more hitter who works the count in the lineup makes it look a hell of a lot better.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I suppose Gutierrez being on hot streak and Johjima replacing Johnson helps too.

by csiems on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Keep the Defense honest?

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions

Wouldn't it be nice to have a real catcher?

Wherever I go, that's where I am.

by Rich Langford on Jul 5, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions

FREE JEFF CLEMENT

by IceStormV1 on Jul 5, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Clement is awful

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Real catchers can bunt for a base hit?

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Brad Adams sounds a little defensive about the Tracer Technology there...

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions

In Kenji's defense, it took a pretty nice play from Youk to get him

Not saying it wasn’t retarded, but at least it was a good bunt

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions

3 straight sliders

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions

To Nick Green of all people.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Offspeed K!

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

That is a TERRIBLE Roy impression, Sims.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

SL, SL, SL, FB, SL

Wooo

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

While the K was nice sliders shouldn't be there.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

Dave's country white boy accent is pretty dead on...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

4/5 pitches were sliders that AB.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

Joba got shelled heh

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions

He sucks now

No velocity or command

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Speaking of command...

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions

But velocity!

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, what was that?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Wonder if they'll move him back to the pen

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions

More offspeed

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions

The final allstar vote includes...

Chone Figgins
Brandon Inge
Ian Kinsler
Adam Lind
Carlos Pena

Who deserves the vote?

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

Inge

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Lind or Inge I think...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Branyan

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably Pena or Inge.

by MFAN on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

It pains me to say

But Kinsler.

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Inge

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy crap. Kinsler didn't make it in on votes or manager's choice.

Fuck you, Pedroia!!!

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Kinsler is getting robbed if he's not there

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Inge has been better

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Kinsler has cooled down a bunch though.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Right you both are. I hadn't checked up on that for a couple weeks.

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh oh.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

Uh oh's.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

Winning is fun.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

Ehm

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions

This is going downhill fast.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions

Sack up, Morrow

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions

Mound Meeting.

Adair: Stop leaving the damn ball in the middle of the damn plate.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions

Rick Adair had an "I'm disappointed in you" look.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions

Fuckload of sliders this inning

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions

OFF SPEED NOW BRANDON

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions

That was not offspeed at all

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

It's almost as though he isn't listening!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I CANNOT TYPE ANY LOUDER

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I predict we will get out of this inning unharmed

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions

Oh no you di'int.

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh yes you di'id!

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks like I did

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

That was a pretty safe prediction for you

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

It appears that I am about to reenter the cockpunch danger zone

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Sacrifices must be made

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions

This never would have happened if anybody else had made this bet

by Robert on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Especially not me if your theory is correct

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions

If you had made the bet, the Ms would finish the season at 83-79 and made the playoffs.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions

You need to build up wins for the eventual rergression

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Legit 99

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions

Sex

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

74 pitches in

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like a clothing company

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions

99mph in the 5th?

is the gun fast?

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions

I would make this Morrow's last inning

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

I see no problem with this line of thinking.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions

If he retires Ortiz you could keep him in for a batter or two more

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I really don't like bringing out starters to pitch an inning you know they're not going to finish

and I don’t really know why.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I think with the bull pen you have to get as much as you can out of our good arms today.

Let him pitch until he gets in trouble.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

He was

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

I mean next inning

his pitch count is around 80 so you could probably get another inning out of him against the ass part of the order.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm cool either way

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Eh, he got out of it way earlier than I thought.

I am a little worried about the number of high leverage pitches, and him ramping up the velocity in the 5th, but only at 83 pitches, he should be fine for the 6th.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Need a swinging strike.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

That works!

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Woooooo!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

GUTZ

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

NICEEEEEEE

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Awesome throw...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Phew.

Come on Brandon, one more.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Damn that was an awesome throw.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

That was terrific.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Wow Frankie what a nice throw

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

Yay

I guess we’ll pitch to Oritz?

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI rockin everywhere

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

BUT HES NOT FAST

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions

I keep forgetting Ortiz is good again

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions

I want more changeups

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions

That fist pitch was pretty

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Sick Change...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions

OFFSPEEDY!

That was hot.

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions

It was like sex with butter as lubricant

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions

How unhygenic

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Messy but effective

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

There's any other kind?

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Mmmm butter

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Parkay.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Does that work better than butter in this specific application?

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

It is water-based, would that matter?

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll get back to you.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe it's not butter.

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions

These offspeed pitches are all well and good, but lets not leave them up in the zone.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Watching the Cubs game, and Soriano is awful in the field...takes a step in with every ball that is hit to him...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

And likes to hop when he catches the ball.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK YEAH

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

YES!

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

K!

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

SEX

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

K!

YES!

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Wow...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

BRANDON MORROW SUPERHERO

by seattlebruin on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Happy feelings

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

ADIOS LARGE FATHER

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Scared my cat with that yell

WOOOO MORROW

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

WOW.

Just WOW.

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Oh yes, sit BIG PAPI

by Sinking Away on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Ortiz, TAKE A SEAT!

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

Yay Morrow!

by Nate Dogg on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

YES YES YES

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions

BITCHES!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

Brandon Morrow just acheived.

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

Thank goodness for Declining Skills Ortiz.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

Morrow has potential to be really good.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions

Turd

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions

What a day for Woodward. Boo-yah!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions

We need a third baseman really badly.

by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow sweet call ump

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions

Thank you Ronny for not doing that last time

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions

JESUS H.

Don’t give Morrow a break or anything.

by James F'n X on Jul 5, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions

At least let the man sit down

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Way to make him work you plural of numbnuts

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Can the bat boy just refuse to give him a bat for the first two pitches?

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions

This is an awesome idea!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions

It is now the Ronster Mash...

Yep, you juuuuust missed it.

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck you Pedroia

And your mom too

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions

I wish no-one had ever fucked Pedroia's mother.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Good call

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm?

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha ha ha ha ha !

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

or she could accidently fall down a flight of stairs

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

it was the devil

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions

That's not nice

everyone needs some lovin

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I HATE YOU, MIDGET

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions

That was quick.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:18 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU LITTLE ONE

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions

We're winning?!??

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed

by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions

Don't be so surprised. We win all the time. Best team ever.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions

You know the only game of this road trip we looked like we had no chance in was the first LA game

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions

I took my geoduck to puyallup

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions

SIT. DOWN. BITCH.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions

SWEET

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions

Not even close, Jason Bay

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions

What the hell?

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions

Ownage

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions

3 straight pitches motherfucker!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions

98 in the 6th with location.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

It kind of seems like Morrow is tossing in some 2-seamers.

That or his changeup sucks.

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Talk about timing!

by Matthew on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I was wondering the same thing.

Is 90 really his change? If it is a two seam he might as wall forget it because it’s not moving either.

Wherever I go, that's where I am.

by Rich Langford on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I love how quiet Fenway has been this entire series.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

We all want Morrow to throw more bendy things

But his gas is awesome to watch.

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Well butt

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck.

by BrianL on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit Fenway park.

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Well, nads.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Oops

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Yay fastballs...retarded

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

Or something hung....

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

He does have to throw them sometimes.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

No shit.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Crap.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 5, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions

What the fuck? He's not supposed to have power

My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed

by gregrabble on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions

Well this start has been a mixed bag

Get the pen a goin

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions

How Washburn of you Morrow

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions

Its ok, Mariners are still winning!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions

Only Youkilis needs to hit a home run to complete the Red Sox Faggy Foursome.

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions

Varitek worse than Youk, I say

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Youkilis

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Tacoby isn't terrible.

I dislike Varitek more then him.

50!

by joof on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Well to be fair Ellsbury is one of those power hitters who when he hits a HR you just have to shrug and know that it was coming eventually

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions

Langerhans is awesome

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

I want my Langerhans jersey shirt!

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jul 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Langerhans!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

Thank god for Langerhans!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

LANGERRRRHANS

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

I love Langerhans, but I'm not ready to sleep with him yet.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

Prude

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm ready to sleep with him, but I don't know if it is love that I feel.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Get a bucket of Parkay and find out.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I had to eat a margarine sandwich at work the other day and it was horrifying

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Just bread and margarine?

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes sir

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Augh

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

You don't know the half of it

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

At least put some sugar on it.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Bo it was specifically a sugar-free item

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I didn't swallow, jeez

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions

hehe...

swallow

by forte40 on Jul 5, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think you get it

I had it in my mouth briefly then it spit it out

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions

That's the "RC at 8 years old" special!

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

That and the mayonaise on white bread masterpiece

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I used to make mayonnaise and Frito sandwiches on white bread.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Pfft.

Fritos go on the baloney sandwich.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions

And Tang can be sprinkled on white bread also.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Baloney is fucking gross

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Was this a five dollar bet?

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jul 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

mmmm...trans fat

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Had to?

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I am the most amusing person available to test new food items.

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I could use you around when I cook.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I bet you could do better than a margarine sandwich

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't like to toot my own horn, but yes.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I do!

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Its weird because I generally prefer handsome men, but for him I'm open to making an exception

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Is he that hideous? I've seen his GD pic and he's no heartthrob be he ain't ugly.

Have you seen Chris Shelton, now thats ugly.

by russak on Jul 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah but after sleeping with Gutz and Ronny...

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, you have to love love love Z!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

You think he's working on a deal with the Nats

Where we give up Woodward and, eh, Kenji, for the rights to Strasburg?

by calim on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions

The amount of one run games is astounding.

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 5, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions

I'll take that, Brandon

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

See ya cap!

by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

SWING MOTHERFUCKER SWING!

You got slurved!

Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!

by Slurvey on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

KKKKKKK

by JBell523 on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

Gasface...

by SebastianPruiti on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

I liked that.

by royalcurve on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

That's it...

Sims is clearly snorting coke in the booth.

by cogs on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

I bet he'd get caught because there a cameras in the booth

by Poochie on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions

So Brandon Morrow's looked pretty good today.

Aside from the homers, obviously.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

Huh.

Morrow.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

One more inning Brandon!

Wherever I go, that's where I am.

by Rich Langford on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

No thank you

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions

It's time for the 7-8-9 guys!

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

BB, BB, 2B

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I meant 7th-8th-9th innings guys.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 4-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 8-4

by Fin on Jul 5, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

98 pitches is just dandy thanks

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions

HRs aside, what a great outing

by Fett42 on Jul 5, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

For Morrow it's a huge step forward, but his tRA for this outing must be through the roof with the 3 HRs and the, what, 5 line drives?

by Decatur on Jul 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Hooray for missing bats!

I never really liked the old tagline.

CougCenter

by Craig Powers on Jul 5, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions

Should I eat Mexican, Thai, or Japanese food? I'm hungry.

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 5, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions

Dunno but let us know when it's time for dessert

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Dairy Queen, duh!

by Wilder. on Jul 5, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish I liked banana bread.

I had to use up some elderly bananas I retreived from my dad’s fridge, and so made banana bread. It looks beautiful, it has pecans and a nice selection of spices.

It still smells of bananas, though.

by msb on Jul 5, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions