Matthew's Reaction
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BEST WAKE UP NEWS EVER!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Jul 31, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, tough break Squeak.
Yeah, now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch.
by abender20 on Jul 31, 2009 9:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude It's actually a really nice trade for us
There’s no need to hit your nuts over this. Go over to Fangraphs and let Dave Cameron calm you down.
by Robert on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fan Graphs is broken
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
p.p.s. why does geoff baker hate felix
by InSpokane on Jul 31, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips
I would give them whatever they wanted…
by Mariner Melee on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to hug everyone one here, all the time.
KISS ME ON THE MOUTH.
by Garces on Jul 31, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips, the sweetest adam's apple...
by abender20 on Jul 31, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill sticking out of your pants
You kidding? I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! You eat pieces of shitfor breakfast? Uh...no
by orihci si dog on Aug 1, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Fangraphs + USSM weren't down
Although USSM being down made me realize there had been a trade announcement in the first place
by maalox on Jul 31, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
a failure pile in a sadness bowl.
by royalcurve on Jul 31, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhh this is great!
I guarantee the general public hates this trade as much as they liked the trade for Wilson.
by Zwakamatsu on Jul 31, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was so good you repeatedly smacked yourself in the nuts?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 31, 2009 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Favorites
Does this make the Mariners the favorite to win the AL West in 2010 or 2011?
vr, Xei
by Xeifrank on Jul 31, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners are now the 2013 AL West favorites, yes.
by Matthew on Jul 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
:) Thanks.
Glad to see such a happy bunch of fans. I wonder what it would be like if the Ms had hauled in an ever bigger fish!
vr, Xei
by Xeifrank on Jul 31, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's entirely possible Matthew was pulling your chain there good sir
The fact that this trade does not vault the M’s into contention does not in the least mean it wasn’t a good trade. We unloaded a crappy pitcher that had basically no trade value for two extremely good young players, which speaks very well of Z’s trading ability.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a sub 3 ERA, how can you say he didn't have a high trade value?
by d0nkey on Jul 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because ERA is not a good indicator of talent level and most every FO in the league knows that now
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a good indicator when it is well polished and shiney
by d0nkey on Jul 31, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ERA VALUE
Now how the hell can ERA be such a crappy stat? Is it not the best bottom line measure of how many runs ya gotta score to beat the guy on a typical night? Call me ig’nat, but what’s the defect in the methodology here?
Langerhans, there’ve been fishes in the ocean . . . .
by there'vebeenfishesintheocean on Jul 31, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, to start,
, a pitcher does not have such control over how batters hit against him that the amount of runs that he gives up can be solely contributed to the pitcher. Lot’s of other things can influence runs being given up, including the strength of the lineup, the ballpark the pitcher is playing in, and especially the defense behind the pitcher. Also, “earned” and “un-earned” runs at times is fairly arbitrary.
As a team measure, ERA is a pretty good stat. As far as measuring a pitcher’s abilities, ERA is definitely not a good stat.
by Zwakamatsu on Jul 31, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Earned runs allowed
is hugely influence by:
-hits allowed. Research shows that pitchers have very little, if any, control over whether a batted ball in play will go for a hit or not. It is very dependent on the quality of defense behind the pitcher
-errors. A subjective decision by a scorekeeper and dependent on him/her and the pitcher’s defense
-the ball park. Are ERAs in Coors and Safeco equivalent? No.
-the league. Are ERAs in the NL and AL equivalent? No.
ERA accounts for none of those things. It’s a misleading stat. Use FIP or tRA.
by Matthew on Jul 31, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like ig'n'ant better. Putting pauses at the apostrophes makes it sound better.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 31, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's entirely possible that d0nkey was pulling your chain there good sir
I shall try to be funny some other time.
by d0nkey on Jul 31, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I in turn shall try to be less dense
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LUKE FRENCH WILL USE HIS POWERS OF FRANCE TO KEEP ERIK BEDARD AROUND FOR NO COST!
AND RETURN AUMONT TO THE ROTATION!
by Matthew on Jul 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES
a failure pile in a sadness bowl.
by royalcurve on Jul 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OUR TIM RUSKELL MOMENT
(not that we needed it)
by Matthew on Jul 31, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Now I just need to find time to write about it
Think I’ll wait until Lowe is/isn’t traded.
by Jeff on Jul 31, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess catcher is next on our shopping list
by Poochie on Jul 31, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Johnson is fully grown
My Johnson is already fully grown.
I think I just pooped your pants...
by FizzleDrip on Jul 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bleh
Pretty sure I deleted that 2nd line
I think I just pooped your pants...
by FizzleDrip on Jul 31, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's okay, it wasn't particularly funny the first time either
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone has to speak the truth
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over your head?
It was a reference to getting a boner from the trade. Totally hilarious.
Kidding though, the funniness may have been lacking but it seemed appropriate.
I think I just pooped your pants...
by FizzleDrip on Jul 31, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's disappointing.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 31, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fungi do that.
Racer X. You have to love those amarillo hops.
p.s. fuck you angels
p.p.s. why does geoff baker hate felix
by InSpokane on Jul 31, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I defended him back in April
then I saw him play everyday in May.
Until Johnson learns to actually fucking catch the damn baseball, I will hate LOVE him.
by Matthew on Jul 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Job description: Catcher
Catches the motherfucking baseball. Must be able to perform the catch with men running towards you at full speed. Must also be able to catch said ball with a mask on your face and be able to block people from touching your plate.
by d0nkey on Jul 31, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeahhhh.
Outstanding work!
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
P.S. Fuck the Angels!
by Hopefulmsfan on Jul 31, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO!
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo Twitter Feed, Fuck the fucking Angels!
by gregrabble on Jul 31, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This person appears to be Caucasian
and since we all know Matthew is black, this is clearly a forgery
by seattlebruin on Jul 31, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Matthew was Samoan?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you met him?
He’s way wayyyyy too dark to be mistaken for Samoan
by seattlebruin on Jul 31, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I guess you're right
I was just confused by the accent.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the last time I break out into the original Calypso version of Louie, Louie at a wedding.
by Matthew on Jul 31, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but it was jammin mon
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 31, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear god.
a failure pile in a sadness bowl.
by royalcurve on Jul 31, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M SO HAPPY I COULD HUG MIKE REILLY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THE ANGELS!
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 31, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
While you're that close is the perfect time to dig a shank in.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 31, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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