53-49, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 30, 2009 7:42 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Now, I've seen the Mariners play some clunkers before, but I don't think I've ever seen them fail to get at least a single positive contribution. So that's new.

Biggest Contribution: Jack Hannahan, -0.7%
Biggest Suckfest: Garrett Olson, -16.6%
Most Important AB: Wilson groundout, -2.6%
Most Important Pitch: Saltalamacchia homer, -14.6%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -18.8%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -31.2%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Most important at-bat: groundout, -2.6%

MVP: Hannahan

by kentcheesehead on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

Why bother?

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

Why the fuck is Olsen in the starting rotation?

by Mariner Melee on Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

You don't have to worry about that anymore.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Jul 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Bring on THE FISTER please.

Okay thanks, goodbye.

by appleshampoo on Jul 30, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Olson had the most contribution, to me, in this game.

The most contribution to us losing.

by M'sin.. on Jul 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

Hence Olson being the biggest suckfest.

by MFAN on Jul 30, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I totally didn't read that.

Eh, I’m not perfect.

by M'sin.. on Jul 30, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

It's only posted on every game recap

by seattlebruin on Jul 31, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Good Grief!

It does feel like you’ve been tricked again into trying to kick the football when Olson pitches.

Chicks dig the long ball.

by LauraBu on Jul 30, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Good grief is an oxymoron.

by M'sin.. on Jul 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Lopez fucks everything up

by Poochie on Jul 30, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

A new day, a new way.

[Lame – yeah I know, but it had to be said.]

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Jul 30, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Free Ian Snell!

by I Lick Squirrels on Jul 30, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

1 Hit!!!

1 goddamn hit?!?!?

F*** Billy Beane... actually, I kinda like Holliday

by vivaelpujols on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Actually 3.

by M'sin.. on Jul 30, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

SBNation's scoreboard lies

F*** Billy Beane... actually, I kinda like Holliday

by vivaelpujols on Jul 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

You can't say God Damn on the air!

Fear the NPE

by thewyrm on Jul 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Who cares, nobody's listening anyway.

by Heydude on Jul 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Keep religion outta this!

Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997

by JLProck on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Looks like I made a good decision to abandon this game early.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 30, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Well help is on the way!

Rich Poythress just doubled.

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

But can he pitch!?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 30, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

It is rare that I do not regret missing an entire game

This appears to be an occasion when I need have no regrets.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

Probably one of the worst games of the year.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Jul 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

You missed Loafie looking three years younger on a grounder up the middle

But that’s about it.

by BigR on Jul 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm gonna kill someone

if Jarrod Washburn is on this team at 4:01 PM whateverthefucktimezone daylight time.

by craig3410 on Jul 30, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions

There is really no value for him to stay. I'll be disappointed.

If Washburn wants to stay, whatever. He can come back in a couple months. But for the next couple months he doesn’t do us much good on our team.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/30/969543/washburn-rumors

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

So fuck Buster Olney?

I get it..sorry for dragging this topic into this thread. Let’s move it folks!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 30, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I wasn't really talking about Washburn specifically

so much as I would have been disappointed as all hell that if the FO didn’t give up Washburn for a B or C prospect, it’s because they still think they’re in the race and want to hold onto him for the stretch run.

by craig3410 on Jul 30, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I know

it’s just an off-topic sort of matter, and I’d prefer to see those go somewhere more appropriate.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 30, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

It seem like every team is so strapped for pitching this year.

They are afraid to give up a Washburn or any other half decent pitcher for fear they will be left with nothing. No amount of prospects seem to be good enough for an ace in trade. No wonder the endless bandwidth wasted in the past two weeks over Halladay and Lee on every fan’s websites. This is going to make the AL West even more competitive going down the stretch than most people think. There are’nt a whole lot of options for pitching staffs unless some individual pitchers start to turn things around. The Angels have their hands full of it as well.

Mike Napoli speaks softly and carries a big stick.

by 44FAN on Jul 30, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions