I've tried to be objective. I've tried to be rational. But at this point I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.

"I got here right as Griffey was hitting a two-run double down the line, so I was pretty pumped,'' said Wilson, who watched the end of Seattle's 3-2 victory over Toronto. "I was pretty excited to walk into that, put on the uniform, went in the bathroom and kind of looked at myself and was like, 'All right, I'm a Mariner.' (Pravda)

Asked to characterize his game, Wilson deadpanned: "Power, power, power … 45 homers." (Boling)

I already love Jack Wilson.