7/3: Open Game Thread Part 2
Please be good, Shawn.
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YOU CAN DO THIS KELLEY
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hope he's the same as he was pre-injury.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for not bringing Kelley in during a pressure situation.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Be Good

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU GOT IT
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that scared the fuck out of me
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoo boy.
Now do it again.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was frightening.
Fuck this stadium.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why won't our pitchers throw strikes to Nick Green
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone think "The DA" will ever get a 6-out save?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the love of God don't walk Nick Green
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would have been preferable.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh....huh.
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was completely positive that was a homerun
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I need a cigarette
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually going to START smoking....
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that's a popup in any other stadium
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SELL..SEASON OVER...SKY FALLING....THE STARS HURT
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really don't want to see Papelbon tonight.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they were smart, they'd bring him in right now.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes Felix's Cy Young.
Not enough wins…
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET OUT OF THE GOD DAMN INNING
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew.
So our bullpen is really, really fucked.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's OK everybody
RJ is leading off the ninth
by calim on Jul 3, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that's a double followed by a Ce:Deno dinger?
Awesome!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone going to be able to catch up to fast pitches after 8 innings of Wakefield?
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is Aaron Heilman pitching?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 3, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blame White for the dipshit walk
and Rob Johnson for not being able to catch. Learn to do your job ds!
by Sam Regens on Jul 3, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who are we going to bring in for the 9th?
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David Aardsma
because Ichiro is about to go yard.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wrong in like four different ways.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jak's up
but I think it’ll depend on whether we can somehow get a lead.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for that
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP BUNTING
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was poor.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sucked
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this shit looks lost.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good we get to face the top of their order!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, we can avoid throwing strikes to Green, so this will be extra-fun.
by kentcheesehead on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst way for this series to start.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is sure to be a heartbreaking loss
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be fucking horrible watching fans that were at one point doing the wave
cheering a walk-off :(
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun fact!
The ostrich is the world’s fastest bipedal animal.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
by Big Jared on Jul 3, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good its the ostrich that can't throw strikes.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like the title of a really bad children's book.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Nick Green even reach base once in 2007?
by MFAN on Jul 3, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe on a fielder's choice
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HBP.
I think once or twice.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ronny!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was good defense.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This works really well in all caps.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm down with a Ronny/Yuni/Loafie infield.
by BrianL on Jul 3, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh well, 2nd pitch wasn't.
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me,
Or does Papelbon look like Ricky Schroeder with crazy eyes?
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's surprising. Thank you Jak.
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready to embarrass Papelbon and all his douchebaggery.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Kelley wasn't the right person for the 8th.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jak has been pretty good in relief lately.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, it's Papelbon.
Either score a run or hit a liner off his face.
by MFAN on Jul 3, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's bloody mary time
Something needs to fix the problem’s I’m about to have…
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he isn't
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't love where this game is going
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Lowe....
Please to be making with the runs now, jerks….
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping they'll leave Jak in
He is long relief after all.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That idea doesn't scare me....too ,much....
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loafie!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really stupid throw by Green.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
by Big Jared on Jul 3, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it Green who made a terrible error earlier in the year against us that cost them the game?
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's secretly a double agent employed by us
That “cup of coffee” in 2007 was just a formality.
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the 2 run double that could end up losing us this game
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just keeping up appearances
Could have been a home run to put them ahead, but he decided to just tease Boston.
I’m on to you, Nick Green.
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we're going to watch Ken embarrass himself and the city of Seattle, right?
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I intensely dislike Papelbon as much as the next Ms fan...
But why are people getting all worked up over him saying he wouldn’t mind playing for the Yankees in the future?
Seriously “Red Sox Nation”, all of MLB isn’t all wrapped up in this rivalry of yours. Let the guy play wherever the hell he wants. If the yankees offer him the best contract, so be it.
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be pretty pissed if a player on our roster said they wouldn't mind playing for the Angels while in contract negotiations.
by BrianL on Jul 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand that...
But if I remember correctly, I don’t think he was the one that brought up the whole “Yankees” part of it. I blame it on the paranoid Sox media making sure their precious players don’t ever wanna go over to “the dark side”.
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strap in kids,
we’re going to out-do this one tonight.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why swing at that?
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME!!!!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that didn't go well.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HORRAY
KEN GRIFFEY MAKES EXCELLENT CONTACT AND IS A GREAT PERSON TO HIT AND RUN WITH
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As far as I can tell
The hit and run is fucking stupid.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got in.
How’d Felix do?
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 in 7.
Sean White = regression… again.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great
White messed it all up though.
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Above-average
Not his best. Bullpen blew it.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if Albert Pujols was moved to CF, he'd still be an above average player.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that's what time THIS game iso n.
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10:05AM pacific time
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus.
I thought you were KIDDING!
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9pm
BST
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoops
6pm
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha, preceded by a hotdog-eating contest on ESPN America.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a headache
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the red hats again? Is this a patriotism thing?
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's to honor our fallen tomatoes.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering about that myself...
They look totally rediculous though.
by Patrick22 on Jul 3, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Jakubauskas has the most bling out of all our relievers
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What he lacks in pigment, he makes up for in jewelry.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's only a matter of time before someone hits one out off Jak.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And I predict it will be Nick Green.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's doing a good job of keeping the ball away
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I really hope they plunk Nick Green
He is the last person I want to see hitting a walk-off against us
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice work Jak.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent job Cedeno
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With Yuni those are 3 base hits and the game is over
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the current Yuni would yield much the same result.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many do you think they'll let Papelbon go?
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh I guess they're bringing Ramon Ramirez
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not the only one softening up to Ronny Cedeno am I?
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No. He's hitting well and fielding well, I think everyone is
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Langerhans!
I believe in you
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 groundballs by Jakubauskas in that inning, all fielded cleanly by our SS
Not something I would expect to see ever
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Gutierrez goes yard here, he is officially better than Adam Jones
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My phone number
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer him already.
I love the man.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gutz-Langerhans
Sexiest combo ever.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
g00tz!
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE YOU FRANKLIN!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DON'T BUNT CHRIS WOODWARD IS ON DECK
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Use the Force Langerhans Solo
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PATIENCE!!!
OK now bunt!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beatuiful
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by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay...
If ever there was a time to bunt!
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A fucking bunt better be fucking in order
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling we may not regret the Morse trade
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I seem to remember Woodward being surprisingly bad at bunting.
I hope he proves me wrong.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll do.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Chris Woodward goes yard here, I will like him
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That works. Almost popped it out.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That scared me a lot
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
heart attacks kill
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by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Subject line, thanks.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh god RJ is on deck so he'll find a way to fucking GiDP any way.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...suicide squeeze!
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carp was sent back to AAA.
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by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pinch hit Kenji or something god damn it
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wish we still had Carp right now
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, it's almost like this Rob Johnson guy sucks
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to ask if it would.
I don’t have my copy of Between the Numbers on me.
by Double06 on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You motherfucker Rob Johnson
if you fail here I will rip your fucking balls off.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROB FUCKING JOHNSON!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most unlikely double ever holy shit
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I FUCKING HATE YOU!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING YES!!!!!!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT ROB JOHNSON IS TODAY'S HERO
WHEN A HERO COMES ALONG
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE THE FUCK
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Third today!!!
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two of them are pop outs in a real stadium.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!????
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW THE FUCK
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still hate you Rob Johnson.
But thanks.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love you Lego Man!
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROB FUCKING JOHNSON?!?!?!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD MOST UNEXPECTED MOMENT EVER! 3 DOUBLES ON 0-2 PITCHES????!!!!
There must be a higher power.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Lowe is coming in so...
another 3 runs please?
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In the words of 'Dumb and Dumber':
“And TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!’
by Patrick22 on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I expected that
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
by Big Jared on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another 5 would be nice.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVIL ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ROB JOHNSON!
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Branyan is so gonna go yard.
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MAKE THEM PAY HUGE PENIS MAN
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cedeno makes me want to cry every time he is at bat
I tire of his flailing swings.
by Patrick22 on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had 2 hits today including a very timely HR
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, especially those flailing swings that go for home runs.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a little late to the game fellas
I didn’t see anything until the last three innings. That good today, but lately it has been painful.
by Patrick22 on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed the last few games as I was out of town, yes.
I stand corrected.
by Patrick22 on Jul 3, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walking Ichiro to get to Branyan still does not seem smart
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okajima will probably come in.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh....or not.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IBB to get to the guy with the 2nd most HR in the AL
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan, yessss.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dun dun dun.
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by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is leading the league in intentional walks
all the more reason to bat Branyan second.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is everybody ready for some Mark Lowe?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we have a choice?
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Jak damnit!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like a Jak and coke!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be my vote.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With no more add-on runs
definitely.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan, if you hit a home run now, I will bone you like a fish!
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure
But I think it’s illegal….
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't sound like something that would feel good at all
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are no fun.
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone posted a video of a player swinging at a pitch during an IBB
but I cannot for the life of me think who the player was.
I think it might have been a game-winner too. It was definitely an RBI.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's so selfish.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the one
I was searching on youtube and couldn’t find it.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Willie Mays did it once and popped up to end the game or something
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it Aardsma time?
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn't he resting today?
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mutton Chops in!
Game in question!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mutton chops?
Someone needs to shop Lowe’s face on the Chester A. Arthur’s head in that case.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Lowe's is barely at all.
It’s like beard that isn’t as thick at the chin. But not mutton chops.
I’ll also submit namesake General Burnsides.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I saw it for the first time yesterday.
It seemed like the kind of thing Jeff would make fun of as a poor attempt at facial hair.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The red hats are hideous by the way.
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by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
100
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Triple digits, sweet.
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by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You leave Rob Johnson alone!
at least for the next ten minutes
by seattlebruin on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said retarded HERO
I think that counts for something.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catch. The. Ball. Rob.
It is good practice.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe throwing stikes at 97 will be better
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that gun is running a little fast.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He threw a lot of pitches last night
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if you throw harder he will swing and miss eventually
Wait no that’s stupid
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was gone
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
I even expressed verbal disgust.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One down.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just about fucking died.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beaverton fag
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Muhaha.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo in any other ballpark that looks less scary.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any other 98-100 mph fastball looks a lot less hittable too.
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by JY on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooooo he missed a bat!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't Felix show Lowe some grips to get some break on these fastballs?
by russak on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He dips his knee too much now so it robs him of any sink he used to have pre-injury.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which ballpark distorts the game more than any other?
Fenway’s gotta be near the top?
by Decatur on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most of them manipulate in their own way.
I don’t think there are many neutral stadiums.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Metrodome?
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan!
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sexy, Branyan
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We got Nick Green out!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would tell Branyan 'no' just so he'd be rougher.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god it's their back-up catcher.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only the best.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, maybe I jinxed that.
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, who didn't see that coming?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CALLED IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a priceless reaction from the Red Sox girl in the front row
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She looked disgusted
but you know she wanted him.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"light hitting backup catcher" BOOM
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHIT
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No More Drama!!!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's gone
Hey dumbass try throwing a fucking off speed pitch for once in your fucking life
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitching machines can throw fast too
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just be a good Lowe...
And just KILL THEM.
Favor the Bold
by IcebreakerX on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No lead is EVER safe in this ballpark you got that right.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just get it together and close the game, damnit!
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
by melenious on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess if you know a fastball is coming you can hit it REALLY far.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you umpire
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THAT
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS A STRIKE
FUCK YOU UMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, fuck the umpiring in baseball
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God fucking damn it
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THAT BULLSHIT...HOW MANY TIMES DOES THAT HAPPEN TO US
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus fucking christ.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Good luck in the WNBA, Kamyron!
by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHHHHHHHHH!
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How can anyone argue that human umpires are a good thing.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the point of bringing Lowe in? Jak could have finished this shit. Or do we need someone throwing 97+?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MOST TERRIFYING LAST OUT EVER
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That ump almost fucked us. Thank goodness.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the hardest win ever.
Gravy time baby!
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure you don't wanna call him safe ump?
Sox are paying you good money, theyre gonna be upset
by Karma Police on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Jesus Christ
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Victory!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I like it!
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs one of the helmets from the bullpen
by forte40 on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drayer talked to Kelley pregame
He doesn’t have a nickname yet, he’s working on a Spartan helmet, and he left the pink backpack in Seattle (it was at the stadium, he was in Tacoma, and the flight left in 2 hours) and so was expecting to pay for that.
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woodward almost fucked that up.
He did well though.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was smoked.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I'm probably being a bit harsh.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MIRACLE
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson seems like such a genuinely nice guy
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya, Where the hell did he come from tonight?
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson: Felix didn't have his offspeed pitches working early on:
He threw 13 four seamers in his first 14 pitches. You had no idea what his offspeed stuff was like.
by Decatur on Jul 3, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard that sometimes a catcher will judge how well each pitch is working for the pitcher during the warm-up pre-game and call pitches accordingly.
I’m not sure it means anything, but I’ve heard about it.
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Mariners: Hernandez returns to the scene of one of his best career starts — a one-hitter against the Red Sox at Fenway Park three years ago — on a big-time roll. The ace right-hander has surrendered five earned runs in his past 53 innings, striking out 51 over that span. His two-seam fastball has been his bread-and-butter pitch, and rookie catcher Rob Johnson has not been shy about calling for it.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was 99MPH so the Ump could be fucking blind and never saw it.

You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Russell Branyan thinks Franklin Gutierrez is good looking.
by BrianL on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's appreciated by all the guys.
and someone’s daughter.
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can't make a baby.
But, I’d be willing to be the surrogate for either of them.
by Sinking Away on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's this all about, did he actually say that?
by Rudy4three on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he did
On the postgame show they asked a bunch of players who they thought was the most good looking guy on the team and Branyan said Gutierrez. Guti won the fanpoll too.
The best part was when they asked them where they would rank themselves, and Corcoran said something to the effect of “I’m down, way down [on the list]. My body is just…..a mess. It’s bad…..real bad.”.
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Baaaa-aaaaad is the correct pronunciation, I believe.
Sweeney went for the suck-up vote with Zduriencik.
Jr, of course, voted for himself.
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RRS woulda won if he was with the team.
Nobody can resist a sexy Aussie.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ain't that a fact.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Jul 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still in awe we got Ryan Langerhans for Mike fucking Morse.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He probably won't keep hitting this well.
by appleshampoo on Jul 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
but Morse was pretty useless. At the worst we got someone with a decent bat for the latter part of the lineup and with some above average defensive skills.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels losing 5-0 to Baltimore.
Tampa Bay has four outs to climb back from two runs down to Texas.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Average Velocity = 90.5 mph
Ervin Santana looks great!
by ThundaPC on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playoffs?
I figured it was obligatory for someone to say it after every game.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is obiligatory. In fact, it is mandatory to call for the playoffs.
by Sinking Away on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-1 against the Cock Sox
And 4-3 on the trip. Get one on the weekend and we just rocked a winning record on the trip from hell.
by calim on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck are you talking about?
It is a 9-game road trip and we only play three games against the Red Sox.
by Wilder. on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took 2 of 3 in an earlier series.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
If I texted, I would have a conundrum, definitely…
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, she just chimed in on the 'most important win so far?' question
mostly it’s just entertaining to hear Pitman say “royalcurve says…”
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh. Did I?
I didn’t listen to the postgame show. But I did respond to the Twitter question by saying “darn tootin”. Not radio material, I wouldn’t think.
by royalcurve on Jul 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was on TV
Drew’s HR was 3 people away from me.
by PShwa on Jul 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GS52 save away from being 2.5 games back.
by appleshampoo on Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love how yahoo! recap makes it seem like our win was just a huge fluke.
by Slow Country on Jul 3, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really don't think he was going to catch that ball
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by gregrabble on Jul 3, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hrm
I don’t know, but the angle of it in this photo makes it look like he could have…
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by section331 on Jul 3, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't think Youk catches that ball.
That being said, any game where we win thanks to 3 Rob Johnson doubles is kind of a fluke.
In other news, McOwen extends his streak to 40 games in the 9th! I don’t know if anyone else is even interested, but if he gets to 45, it’ll be the longest professional streak since the 1954.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, watching the video highlights on the M's site
Oh my god this “comedian” guy is annoying.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE SURVIVED!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 4, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I now regret turning this game off in the bottom of the 10th. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 4, 2009 5:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So seriously I could understand if Ronny hit that homerun off of a 95 mph fastball or something
Since much of the energy would be coming from the pitch itself and would explain where the distance came from.
But that was a mid-60’s knuckleball. And it was low and inside and had a ton of break on it. What the hell Ronny..
by OlSalty on Jul 4, 2009 5:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's almost as if the M's are angry with what Jeff said about the 400+ foot bombs...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 4, 2009 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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