7/3: Open Game Thread Part 2
Please be good, Shawn.
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Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Hoo boy.
Now do it again.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
Why won't our pitchers throw strikes to Nick Green
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Does anyone think "The DA" will ever get a 6-out save?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 3, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
So that's a popup in any other stadium
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SELL..SEASON OVER...SKY FALLING....THE STARS HURT
I fucking hate you Mariners
How is Aaron Heilman pitching?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 3, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
Blame White for the dipshit walk
and Rob Johnson for not being able to catch. Learn to do your job ds!
David Aardsma
because Ichiro is about to go yard.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wrong in like four different ways.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well this shit looks lost.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well, we can avoid throwing strikes to Green, so this will be extra-fun.
by kentcheesehead on Jul 3, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's going to be fucking horrible watching fans that were at one point doing the wave
cheering a walk-off :(
Fuck Anaheim.
Fun fact!
The ostrich is the world’s fastest bipedal animal.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Is it just me,
Or does Papelbon look like Ricky Schroeder with crazy eyes?
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I'm ready to embarrass Papelbon and all his douchebaggery.
...and now I'm here
I think it's bloody mary time
Something needs to fix the problem’s I’m about to have…
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Here comes Lowe....
Please to be making with the runs now, jerks….
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Really stupid throw by Green.
"Why should I stretch? Does a cheetah stretch before it chases its prey?"
-Griffey
Wasn't it Green who made a terrible error earlier in the year against us that cost them the game?
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He's secretly a double agent employed by us
That “cup of coffee” in 2007 was just a formality.
Just keeping up appearances
Could have been a home run to put them ahead, but he decided to just tease Boston.
I’m on to you, Nick Green.
OK, I intensely dislike Papelbon as much as the next Ms fan...
But why are people getting all worked up over him saying he wouldn’t mind playing for the Yankees in the future?
Seriously “Red Sox Nation”, all of MLB isn’t all wrapped up in this rivalry of yours. Let the guy play wherever the hell he wants. If the yankees offer him the best contract, so be it.
I understand that...
But if I remember correctly, I don’t think he was the one that brought up the whole “Yankees” part of it. I blame it on the paranoid Sox media making sure their precious players don’t ever wanna go over to “the dark side”.
Strap in kids,
we’re going to out-do this one tonight.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
So if Albert Pujols was moved to CF, he'd still be an above average player.
...and now I'm here
Why the red hats again? Is this a patriotism thing?
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It's to honor our fallen tomatoes.
...and now I'm here
What he lacks in pigment, he makes up for in jewelry.
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
God I really hope they plunk Nick Green
He is the last person I want to see hitting a walk-off against us
I'm not the only one softening up to Ronny Cedeno am I?
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
No. He's hitting well and fielding well, I think everyone is
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3 groundballs by Jakubauskas in that inning, all fielded cleanly by our SS
Not something I would expect to see ever
Use the Force Langerhans Solo
...and now I'm here
Beatuiful
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
A fucking bunt better be fucking in order
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I seem to remember Woodward being surprisingly bad at bunting.
I hope he proves me wrong.
Fuck Anaheim.
If Chris Woodward goes yard here, I will like him
by JLC on Jul 3, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
heart attacks kill
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Subject line, thanks.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jul 3, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh god RJ is on deck so he'll find a way to fucking GiDP any way.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Carp was sent back to AAA.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Man, it's almost like this Rob Johnson guy sucks
...and now I'm here
I was about to ask if it would.
I don’t have my copy of Between the Numbers on me.
I FUCKING HATE YOU!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Two of them are pop outs in a real stadium.
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I still hate you Rob Johnson.
But thanks.
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OH MY GOD MOST UNEXPECTED MOMENT EVER! 3 DOUBLES ON 0-2 PITCHES????!!!!
There must be a higher power.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
I was a little late to the game fellas
I didn’t see anything until the last three innings. That good today, but lately it has been painful.
Okajima will probably come in.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Huh....or not.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Is everybody ready for some Mark Lowe?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
Do we have a choice?
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
More Jak damnit!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Nothing like a Jak and coke!
I fucking hate you Mariners
That would be my vote.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Branyan, if you hit a home run now, I will bone you like a fish!
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Someone posted a video of a player swinging at a pitch during an IBB
but I cannot for the life of me think who the player was.
I think it might have been a game-winner too. It was definitely an RBI.
Fuck Anaheim.
He's so selfish.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Mutton Chops in!
Game in question!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Mutton chops?
Someone needs to shop Lowe’s face on the Chester A. Arthur’s head in that case.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Lowe's is barely at all.
It’s like beard that isn’t as thick at the chin. But not mutton chops.
I’ll also submit namesake General Burnsides.
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Yeah, I saw it for the first time yesterday.
It seemed like the kind of thing Jeff would make fun of as a poor attempt at facial hair.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You leave Rob Johnson alone!
at least for the next ten minutes
I think that gun is running a little fast.
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I just about fucking died.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Wooo in any other ballpark that looks less scary.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Any other 98-100 mph fastball looks a lot less hittable too.
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by JY on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooooo he missed a bat!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
He dips his knee too much now so it robs him of any sink he used to have pre-injury.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Oh god it's their back-up catcher.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
To be fair, who didn't see that coming?
...and now I'm here
I CALLED IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
"light hitting backup catcher" BOOM
I fucking hate you Mariners
No More Drama!!!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Pitching machines can throw fast too
...and now I'm here
Just be a good Lowe...
And just KILL THEM.
Favor the Bold
No lead is EVER safe in this ballpark you got that right.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Just get it together and close the game, damnit!
Did you fall in love with Miguel Batista? And he rejected you?
I guess if you know a fastball is coming you can hit it REALLY far.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
That was a strike?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
Seriously, fuck the umpiring in baseball
...and now I'm here
FUCK THAT BULLSHIT...HOW MANY TIMES DOES THAT HAPPEN TO US
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yep
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by qrsouther on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHHHHHHHHH!
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
How can anyone argue that human umpires are a good thing.
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What's the point of bringing Lowe in? Jak could have finished this shit. Or do we need someone throwing 97+?
I fucking hate you Mariners
That ump almost fucked us. Thank goodness.
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Whoa.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Sure you don't wanna call him safe ump?
Sox are paying you good money, theyre gonna be upset
Victory!!

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Drayer talked to Kelley pregame
He doesn’t have a nickname yet, he’s working on a Spartan helmet, and he left the pink backpack in Seattle (it was at the stadium, he was in Tacoma, and the flight left in 2 hours) and so was expecting to pay for that.
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson: Felix didn't have his offspeed pitches working early on:
He threw 13 four seamers in his first 14 pitches. You had no idea what his offspeed stuff was like.
I've heard that sometimes a catcher will judge how well each pitch is working for the pitcher during the warm-up pre-game and call pitches accordingly.
I’m not sure it means anything, but I’ve heard about it.
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Mariners: Hernandez returns to the scene of one of his best career starts — a one-hitter against the Red Sox at Fenway Park three years ago — on a big-time roll. The ace right-hander has surrendered five earned runs in his past 53 innings, striking out 51 over that span. His two-seam fastball has been his bread-and-butter pitch, and rookie catcher Rob Johnson has not been shy about calling for it.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
It was 99MPH so the Ump could be fucking blind and never saw it.

You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
He's appreciated by all the guys.
and someone’s daughter.
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah he did
On the postgame show they asked a bunch of players who they thought was the most good looking guy on the team and Branyan said Gutierrez. Guti won the fanpoll too.
The best part was when they asked them where they would rank themselves, and Corcoran said something to the effect of “I’m down, way down [on the list]. My body is just…..a mess. It’s bad…..real bad.”.
by OlSalty on Jul 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Baaaa-aaaaad is the correct pronunciation, I believe.
Sweeney went for the suck-up vote with Zduriencik.
Jr, of course, voted for himself.
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
RRS woulda won if he was with the team.
Nobody can resist a sexy Aussie.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ain't that a fact.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Jul 3, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still in awe we got Ryan Langerhans for Mike fucking Morse.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
Yeah,
but Morse was pretty useless. At the worst we got someone with a decent bat for the latter part of the lineup and with some above average defensive skills.
"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."
by Fearless Frog on Jul 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1 against the Cock Sox
And 4-3 on the trip. Get one on the weekend and we just rocked a winning record on the trip from hell.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It is a 9-game road trip and we only play three games against the Red Sox.
Haha!
If I texted, I would have a conundrum, definitely…
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Oh, she just chimed in on the 'most important win so far?' question
mostly it’s just entertaining to hear Pitman say “royalcurve says…”
by msb on Jul 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh. Did I?
I didn’t listen to the postgame show. But I did respond to the Twitter question by saying “darn tootin”. Not radio material, I wouldn’t think.
Hrm
I don’t know, but the angle of it in this photo makes it look like he could have…
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I still don't think Youk catches that ball.
That being said, any game where we win thanks to 3 Rob Johnson doubles is kind of a fluke.
In other news, McOwen extends his streak to 40 games in the 9th! I don’t know if anyone else is even interested, but if he gets to 45, it’ll be the longest professional streak since the 1954.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And, watching the video highlights on the M's site
Oh my god this “comedian” guy is annoying.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 3, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I now regret turning this game off in the bottom of the 10th. :(
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
So seriously I could understand if Ronny hit that homerun off of a 95 mph fastball or something
Since much of the energy would be coming from the pitch itself and would explain where the distance came from.
But that was a mid-60’s knuckleball. And it was low and inside and had a ton of break on it. What the hell Ronny..
It's almost as if the M's are angry with what Jeff said about the 400+ foot bombs...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 4, 2009 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions

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