Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows — REMIX

Sung to the tune of the Felix Day theme, I bring you the first-ever Trading Deadline song!

Defense, GMZ and young guns
Players that are powerful is what we'll field when we're here next year
Better than a lucky Washburn,
When they're near the losing disappears, dear
And I feel so fine just to know that they are mine

This week is defense, GMZ and young guns
That's how this refrain runs, so come on, join in everybody

Defense, GMZ and young guns
Players that are powerful will make it a good day
When we trade veterans away

Defense, GMZ and young guns
Players that are powerful is what we'll field when we're here next year
Better than a lucky Washburn,
When they're near the losing disappears, dear
And I feel so fine just to know that they are mine

This week is defense, GMZ and young guns
That's how this refrain runs, so come on, join in everybody

Defense, GMZ and young guns
Players that are powerful will make it a good day
'Cause Z is smart
'Cause Z is smart
He don't care 'bout ERA!