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7/27/09 OTFPOTD - Ichiro and Flo Rida Edition

Thought the other one was getting old, and I might try my hand at this.

I know there was some discussion in Friday's game thread about Flo Rida being in attendance, and Yahoo Sports comes through with some info (I can't link it because it's in the little pop-up next to his name in fantasy baseball):

RF Ichiro Suzuki had a pre-game visit Friday from rapper Flo Rida. Ichiro uses two of the rapper's songs, "In the Ayer" and "Jump," each day as he's coming to the plate.

I'm doing my best to envision this meeting, and I can't do it. I mean, the man who brought us (inflicted upon us?) "Low" meeting with the man who gave us "two ice creams." Just incredible.

So that brings me to the question of the day. With Ichiro having met the ghost of Sisler and Flo Rida; who else can Ichiro meet with on apparently good terms and still blow your mind?

Other questions for your consideration:

What's the best baseball book you've ever read?

What's your favorite web comic?

What kind of digital camera do you use, and would you recommend it?

Who gave your favorite Hall of Fame acceptance speech?

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Interesting fact!

I was reading an article in the NYTimes Magazine last night and came across this tidbit:

Traditionalists, of course, find nothing wrong with using he to refer to an anybody or an everybody, male or female. After all, hasn’t he been used for both sexes since time immemorial? Well, no, as a matter of fact, it hasn’t. It’s a relatively recent usage, as these things go. And it wasn’t cooked up by a male sexist grammarian, either.

If any single person is responsible for this male-centric usage, it’s Anne Fisher, an 18th-century British schoolmistress and the first woman to write an English grammar book, according to the sociohistorical linguist Ingrid Tieken-Boon van Ostade. Fisher’s popular guide, "A New Grammar" (1745), ran to more than 30 editions, making it one of the most successful grammars of its time. More important, it’s believed to be the first to say that the pronoun he should apply to both sexes.

So it was a woman that first started calling everyone “he” in print. Fascinating.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

FLO RIDA OWNS AN ICHIRO JERSEY?!!

I think my mind just exploded with awesomeness

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see Jarrod is still here.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Answers

Not sure how to answer your Ichiro question, since famous people meet famous people all the time and I don’t really care. If Ichiro were to meet Elvis, I guess that’d be something, huh?

Best baseball book I’ve ever read? That’s a good question. Here’s a few:
 - You’re Missin’ A Great Game, by Whitey Herzog
 - Lords Of The Realm, by John Helyar
 - Five Seasons, by Roger Angell

Favorite Web comic? Don’t really have one, but Toothpaste For Dinner is kind of amusing sometimes.

Digital Camera? This one. I’m pretty undemanding with my digital photography but it works fine for me.

Favorite HoF speech? Don’t really have one, but I was disappointed that Rickey didn’t speak extemporaneously yesterday. That would have been funny.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

You read about Rickey's speech at all?

He went to speech classes just to work on it. Fairly impressive.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 27, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a good speech

but I was hoping for off-the-cuff rantings. But he hit all the right notes, and had a good mix of the heartfelt and the canned.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anything by Angell is incredible.

As for webcomic, y’all know I love Wondermark.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Jul 27, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To answer my own questions

1) A Space Ghost interview of Ichiro would be pretty hilarious.
2) Boys of Summer, if only for the first half.
3) Pictures for Sad Children is great, but Hark, a Vagrant! makes me laugh more regularly than anyone out there.
4) Nikon CoolPix L11. It’s not great, but it’s basic, and that’s all I need.
5) I loved Dave Niehaus’ speech, but that may just be sentimental.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 27, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

In reading about HoF stuff this weekend

I found out that Niehaus and all the other Frick Award winners are not actually Hall of Famers – there’s a Ford C. Frick broadcasters exhibit at the Hall of Fame, but the Frick Award winners are not considered Hall of Famers. Not that it matters, because Niehaus is in Cooperstown, but still.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Space Ghost and Ichiro?

I don’t know how that would ever be pulled off, but yes.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 27, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest webcomic ever is Achewood.

It takes a while to get into, because a lot of its humor is character-driven, but it’s really rewarding and funny. The characters and their language and idiosyncrasies are well-formed and unique. I’ll throw two of my favorites that might appeal more to those who haven’t read Achewood:

Roast Beef bangs a website
Ray parks like a bitch

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Jul 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's see.

I’d just like to see Ichiro talking with anyone.

Pretty much any Roger Angell & Joe Posnanski.

There is a strange & wonderful series of cartoons that depend on an obsession with Firefly, here and
here. Those and Choi Hoon’s baseball cartoons— but sadly, he hasn’t been doing the MLB-centered ones of late.

Canon Powershot SD870— it’s fine for general hacking about.

Maz :)

by msb on Jul 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Favorite Books

The entire Troy Soos collection is great. Good old timey baseball murder stories. Murder at Fenway Park, Murder at Ebbetts Field, Cincinnati Red Stalkings, Hunting a Detroit Tiger and Murder at Wrigley Field.

Very Entertainning.

by HitKing69 on Jul 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I forgot about those!

I enjoyed the first couple— I should go back and get the rest

by msb on Jul 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flo Rida was sitting a section over from my wife and I on Friday

And she was walking back to our seets when he and his posse were leaving. He gave my wife and 3 month old son the head bob/hello as they passed.

He was chatting with the fans around him and seemed pretty personable.

by CMC_Stags on Jul 27, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh and by the way

102 degrees? Today, tomorrow, AND Wednesday? FUCK THAT. I live in the PNW so I don’t have to deal with this crap.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

This week is one where I'm gonna be glad to be at work.

In a climate controlled room.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to see Sonic Youth tomorrow night at Roseland

which is upstairs. In an old building. And the beer garden is on the second level of the club. I’m counting on losing about 10 lb just from sweat alone. Otherwise it’s either going to be work or the air-conditioned bedroom for me.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

Heat stroke and vomiting abound.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm really not looking forward to that part

I haven’t seen SY in a long time so I think it’ll be fun, but it’s going to be miserable in there.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the Flaming Lips in 2003 at the Crystal Ballroom. And, yeah, it was about 100 degrees outside.

The show itself was great, but it was a grueling experience. The confetti that the band shot from guns stuck to the crowd since everybody was so sweaty.

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see Achewood's already been mentioned

so I can only report that I have a Canon XSI dSLR and I like it.

by marc w on Jul 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Webcomics:

I got the usual, Penny Arcade and PvP, but another that I highly recommend is Least I Could Do.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 27, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Selective responses

The gold standard for humor in an ongoing webcomic that sort of has a story is still Achewood, as Eyebrows points out. Onstad has his characters down and while there are rare lulls, he can always surprise you with them.

For more arty stuff, there’s A Lesson is Learned But the Damage is Irreversible and pretty much everything else. There was never any story to speak of, but the art direction and writing were fantastic.

No, I’m Sorry
I Came About the Job
Morning, Sleepyhead!

I kind of like The Secret Knots too as something in that vein, but I can’t get the archive to work there. The website seems to be broken. Dresden Codak has some moments, though his attempt at a story arc didn’t work for me in the least.

More funny:
Lucid-TV
stage 666 sociopulmonary affluenza might is right is tight at night
the owls are exactly what they seem

My digital camera is a Canon Powershot A80 and yes I need a newer/better one

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 27, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Um, wow

Chelsea just finished their tour of the US with an appearance in Arlington at the new Cowboys stadium. I could not care less about the game, but take a look at the video screen hanging above the field. Holy crap.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

That is amazing as far as stadiums go.

2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4

by Fin on Jul 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to the fans of Dallas watching the Cowboys blow another playoff berth on the Worlds largest HDTV

Also

When the Chelsea players appeared on the astonishing 160ft by 72ft high-definition LED television screen suspended above the playing surface of this arena – the largest screen of its type with 30,000,000 light bulbs and built at a cost of £25m – prior to kick-off, even the Hispanics in the crowd bellowed their appreciation.

Wut

by Robert on Jul 27, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Did you write that quote?

Sounds like you.

beggingmusicians.blogspot.com.
My music blog.

by Kirk on Jul 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I barely even know what a hat is.

(let’s see if anybody gets the reference)

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by Jack Moore on Jul 27, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the opposite of aboved

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   8 recs

That screen is absolutely amazing

I guess the Jonas Brothers had a show there a couple months back and played Halo 3 and Gears of War 2 on it, by hooking up their Xbox 360 to the display. Super awesome, and absolutely something I would have done if given the opportunity

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

only webcomic I follow is OOtS

Order of the Stick starts with a lot of D&D in-jokes, but then gets a bit more into its story later on.

by Spoomeister on Jul 27, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to recommend that

but worried it would make me look nerdy.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jul 27, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Friday at the game, they announced that when Flo Rida heard that Ichiro used his songs as walk up music, he recorded a song about Ichiro.

I think they said he used “Jump” to make special walk up music for Ichiro. Some of it has been stuck in my head since Friday.

50!

by joof on Jul 27, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I just had my first experience with Brock and Salk.

A caller was saying that GMZ needs to leave Wakamatsu alone and that he should “Stop throwing stuff at him”, meaning that he was making too many moves for the team to succeed. Also, he claimed that Betancourt was a good defender. Salk just started yelling at him. Hilarious.

by abender20 on Jul 27, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This was actually my first time listening as well.

Between 1 and 1:10, I was really close to turning it off. Nothing against Salk, but I just can’t do sports radio. Painful.

by Teej on Jul 27, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports talk radio is the aural equivalent of any major newspaper website's comments section

a cesspool of half-baked rants disguised as analysis.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He’s awesome, and commonly hangs up on people when they’re being stupid. I love when people tell him he doesn’t understand sports here because he’s from Boston

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. I don't have time to talk cameras here at work...

But send me an e-mail and I’ll talk your ear off.

I have three that I currently use (but own about 6-7 and have played with several others).

Nikon D200
Nikon D2H
Panasonic LX-1

I love all of them and while I would love to upgrade, I don’t have the budget. I wear my LX-1 everywhere on my belt, and in good light, I like the images from my “PannyLeica” better than those from my Nikon. But it just can’t handle low-light situations and fast shooting. The newer models are much better, but I went bang-for-buck here. I’ve bought all of my digital cameras used.

I have been rather impressed with the camera on the iPhone 3Gs. It won’t replace my LX-1, but in a pinch it’s decent enough and I have enough editing apps on the iPhone that I can publish something presentable.

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by PositivePaul on Jul 27, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a clasic

Haven’t seen that one in a while.

by marc w on Jul 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But I’m pretty sure all these questions have been done before.

Plus, it’s hot out, humid where I am (100%), and I’ve been busy being sick and playing Civilization 4, which, if you’re ever needing a distraction from illness, is AWESOME.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 27, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite so.

It is what you do if you care not to interact with anyone else or anything else for the next few days. And where else could you have Zoroaster get eaten by a barbarian on his way to Berlin to build the Temple of Solomon?

I’m playing at the Egyptians again, Warlord. The Persians declared war on me, which is what AIs do when they think they’ve reached the peak of their civilization and are willing to slowly decline into a period of irrelevancy and subjugation (I usually maintain tech superiority throughout.) In the middle of the war, the Khmer, the second largest empire, decided that they were going to be my vassal, despite the different religions (shared continent, me in NE, Khmer in SE, and Persians in NW), so I may end up with a domination victory by default if I’m able to sufficiently colonize the Dutch continent and the barbarian one to the north, which I’m well on my way with.

I should probably move up to a higher difficulty.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm learning to play guitar and I was wondering if anybody had some suggestions for beginneer/intermediate songs to learn

I like most rock music, and 80s rock is a special guilty pleasure. Not real big into anything current.

Any suggestions?

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by Jack Moore on Jul 27, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Ramones would be a good learning tool I would think

you’d at least master the three chords that most rock and roll is based on. I’ve never learned guitar, though, so I probably don’t know what I’m talking about.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overindulgent parents need to be set on fire and then shot

Is this really necessary for your child? Really?

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Flush in the ceiling, above the bed? How will the kid play his Wii?

There is so much wrong with that, from our parenting style. Different strokes and all.

by Kermit. on Jul 27, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a person without kids or the desire for kids maybe it's not my place to say

but I can honestly think of no legitimate justification for giving your kid a 98-inch TV at all, much less one that’s flush-mounted to the ceiling so the kid can get fat and lazy at an accelerated rate.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems really dumb.

What if he wanted to watch a movie with a bunch of girls? You’d all have to … oh. Genius.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Jul 27, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of one of my favorite FMLs:
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I’d let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

I will smash your face into a jelly.

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 27, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't accept that for free.

How horribly inconvenient and uncomfortable.

by Teej on Jul 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Eclipse and Breaking Dawn

also, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG Call of Duty team

New rewards for killstreaks…


Aside from new weapons and equipment, 15 different kill streak rewards can be unlocked and selected by the player. Among these is the ability to call in a strike by an AC-130 gunship after achieving 11 enemy kills.

Now I finally have a reason to be the best sniper ever!

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Xbox 360!

you can play it on PS3 or PC, but on Xbox, it comes with me, toot, Scruffy and Coach! And rc!

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like rc ever plays

<3

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume this is for MW2?

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really excited to see what this turns out to be

I’m really burned out on CoD5 – I think I’ve only played the new maps two or three times. I’m just bored of the game, and post MP2, all the maps play exactly the same

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm done with the game.

Scruffy switched me to Battlefield 1943, which is pretty fun, and only $15

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will play again soon

my current obsession is my pool table, but I can only play for so long before I get tired of that, too

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, my single-mindedness shall be rewarded!
Other details revealed by the video include a Buzzkill bonus of 100 points for stopping an enemy short of achieving of a killstreak of their own.

by seattlebruin on Jul 27, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since it's hot as a mofo and I don't like to cook when it's this hot

I need a good salad recipe GO GO GO

Only restrictions:

No mushrooms, olives, beets, or anything potato- or macaroni-based. I want a green salad of some sort and my usual boring salad (mixed greens, various peppers, cucumbers, maybe some other veggies) is getting tired.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ice Cream

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a Tollhouse cookie ice cream sandwich in my hand right now

I’ve had it for less than 5 minutes, I have taken just 3 bites, and already it’s melting. Such bullshit

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, dang.

There goes my recipe.

hmm. I’m a fan of your basic avocado and balsamic. Or asparagus and balsamic.

by msb on Jul 27, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since corn and tomatoes are good right now,

Shave the kernels of of two cobs, toss with halved cherry tomatoes, chiffonaded basil, diced bell pepper (roasted if you like!) olive oil, fresh lime juice, black pepper.

Boom.

by waldo rojas on Jul 27, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignoring the pasta proscription

orzo, black beans, corn, red/orange peppers, tomatoes, avocado, green onion, cilantro, feta, lime juice …

I suppose you could leave the orzo out.

by msb on Jul 27, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do that

I just don’t really want a heavy mayonnaise-based pasta salad type thing. This sounds yummy.`

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ate at the Iron Rabbit down here in Oly for the first time on Saturday...

Even though that place supposedly has other-worldly burgers, I actually ordered the salad.

Spinach
Bacon
Asagio cheese (I believe – I’m not sure exactly, but there was shredded cheese on it)
Red peppers
Balsamic vinegarette
Baked & dried onion strips

There’s a photo on my FB mobile uploads album.

Best $6 I’ve ever spent on a meal…

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by PositivePaul on Jul 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Train tours! Orient of the Rockies, etc! Anyone ever been on one, or done their own thing via Amtrak?

It was brought up in front page thread and I thought it would be imprudent to keep it going there. After driving a lot of the western state highways and byways, riding the rails has always had its attractions.

by Kermit. on Jul 27, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

When I was a teenager I took Amtrak from Oregon, through California to New Mexico, up to Denver and back to Oregon.

Damn, but that was a long trip. I love trains, but it really does just feel like a big ass bus when you’re on it that long.

by royalcurve on Jul 27, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the main problem

On the Coast Starlight, the only stops between Seattle and LA where they let you get off the train and stretch/get fresh air/smoke are Portland and Oakland. Otherwise, you’re just sitting on the train. We got a sleeper car last time we went to LA on the train, and it was pretty cool – but we got the smallest of the sleeper cars and for the two of us (I’m 6’2" and my wife’s 5’10") it was a bit cramped. But it was nice to have privacy, and if you get a sleeper car you have the option to eat in your compartment rather than eating in the dining room, which is nice.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I splurged for a sleeper car last summer from Oakland back to Seattle, and although you’re right, it was barely big enough to go horizontal, it was private, meals came free, and sleeping was infinitey better. Plus the showers aren’t as bad as I would’ve guessed. Next time I take the train for any considerable length of time I’m doing the sleeper car again.

by royalcurve on Jul 27, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the other passengers like Greyhound passengers? I've only seen commercials and travelogues

Half of them being drunk and sleeping it off? I’ve only ridden Greyhound once, so small sample size. But encountering every cliche regarding travel by bus wasn’t so hot.

by Kermit. on Jul 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are loads of retirees on Amtrak

because they’re the people with all the free time to take to get to their destination. It’s fun for a while but after about a day you just want to see some people that are roughly your age. There are a few families as well, but by and large on the long distance trains it’s the older set.

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

After my freshman year of college I did DC-Chicago-Seattle-Centralia (Home)

3 days, no sleeper and no shower. I made sure my mother picked me up, as she is the only person in the world who could love me still after 3 days without a shower. Nevertheless, had two reclining (w/foot rest) seats to myself, so I pretty much had a bed. Greatest trip I’ve ever taken, and nothing beats waking up in the Cascade Mountains at 6 AM. First time I had seen them in 5 months.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did Seattle to Grand Junction Colorado and back many years ago ....

it at least had windows that opened at the rear of the cars so you could get some non-recycled air occasionally

by msb on Jul 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Of all the reasons I as an Arsenal fan may look slightly back at Tottenham with trepidation

as the balance of power in North London starts to shift, this is not one of those reasons. On the other hand, this is quite possibly the best athlete story EVER.

CROUCHIE’S HAVING HIS NACHOS!

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by pdb on Jul 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it.

I was worried about this. On the plus side, it appears they got more for Bent than Crouch costs, which is… how is that possible?

Let’s go Livermore!

by marc w on Jul 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody here playing Battlefield 1943 on Xbox Live?

It’s been sucking up all of my free time lately. Relatively cheap game for some kind of LL Live event perhaps?

by BrianL on Jul 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been playing it a fair amount

What’s your tag? I can play pretty often in the evenings. Scruffy has it also

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome.

Saw these guys on the Colbert Report last night. Its really good stuff. It’s a swedish hip-hop/swing band.

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by Fin on Jul 28, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Omar Minaya is awesome!

I’m pretty sure the last voice you hear with ~20 seconds left, is the writer (Ruben) being discussed by Minaya. He had another 90 seconds, at least, of interaction with Minaya that is not included in this video and I can’t find it. This is brilliant, and more so with that last piece. Link.

by Kermit. on Jul 28, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I still can't get over a guy challenging an entire team to a fight.

Could’ve been the GM!!!

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by Jack Moore on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I went to the game tonight with Lonnie from MC.

Holy crap, the whole team is in sell mode. I have an idea – Wii suck night at the safe. Free to every fan.

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

There was a ship

And a good south wind sprung up behind ;
The Balentien did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner’s hollo !

In sun or lights he did alight,
Benched for innings nine ;
Whiles all the night, in 80s suits white,
Partying with Felix most fine

`God save thee, ancient Mariner !
From the losses, that plague thee thus !—
Why look’st thou sad ?‘—I needed no Wlad
I cut the Balentien.

And I had done an hellish thing,
And it would work ’em woe :
For all were sad, I banished the Wlad
That made the breeze to blow.
Ah wretch ! said they, the Wlad to trade,
That made the breeze to blow !

Ah ! a loss a-day ! and worse
I never will get laid!
Not Langerhans’ but Wladdie’s fans
Should see their man be played.

There passed a weary time….

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

I wish I was in Seattle, going to Mariners games with Lonnie

Except I think I might be better at this point with the 85 degrees and 100% humidity in New York, even if I don’t have A/C in my apartment, than 95 degrees in Seattle.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would take that weather

Over the forecast 105/65% in Portland today in a heartbeat.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Madness.

We have Felix for two more years, and this team can definitely be a playoff contender in that window. Unless you’re able to trade Felix for a Felix clone and a sandwich, I don’t see any benefit.

by Teej on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why on earth would Brignac be the throw in in this deal?

It would be like offering someone a $100 bill for a $100 and seven pennies

by seattlebruin on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

DEAL!

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait

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by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seven pennies

if it’s a nickel and two pennies, no deal.

And don’t even think about giving me a dime and asking for change

by seattlebruin on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

All I have is a 50¢ piece

can I have 43 cents change?

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

But fifty cents is more than a dime!

Think of your profit margin here!

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I could remember that old grifter routine from Under A Paper Moon

Where he starts off getting change for a dollar and walks out with a $20 bill.

by Kermit. on Jul 28, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's why you set the bill on top of the till until the transaction is complete, right?

I’ve never worked a register, but I’ve seen people do it.

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is correct.

We never did that at our store until people started trying this scam, but then it became standard practice to keep the original bill visible until the change was given. Really cuts down on people trying stuff like that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is or should be untouchable

if the price is right, and by “right” I mean “exorbitant”, I don’t see why they wouldn’t make a deal. Whether other teams see his value in the same light the M’s do is the question.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

With you that no one should be untouchable.

But the price for Felix would have to be someone who’s already near that ace level, plus some extras. If we were a couple of years away from competing for a playoff spot, I could see trading Felix for a Bedard-ish package, but we’re not. I hope I’m not getting too hung up on one name because he’s my favorite player, but I just can’t envision a (realistic) Felix trade after which we would be immediately better.

I guess what I’m saying is you can have this discussion about literally every player in baseball. Every player has a price. But the speculation drives me nuts when it’s big-time young players like this.

by Teej on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely

and I’m definitely not one for endless stupid trade talks. But if someone comes up to Jack Z with a haul that can’t help but make the M’s better, right now and in the next couple years, I’ll wish Felix well on his way out of town. I just don’t see such a deal existing for Felix right now.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hasn't he brought up that forbidden question three or four times now?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's apparently lost his fucking mind.

And yet I wonder what we could get… OH MY GOD HE’S POISONED ME.

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to the post game callers last night was pretty bad as well, haven't done that in a long time

One guy got it right, the host asked him what he thought our odds were and he said ~5%. Every other caller was out of their fucking minds.

by Kermit. on Jul 28, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the intelligent guy was quickly shooed off the air

to teach him the lesson that smart people should try to avoid calling into talk-radio

by seattlebruin on Jul 28, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to radio school and had a show for a few years.

Our first lesson was that anyone who calls in to radio stations is a fucking freak.

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a different beast.

Callers who want to shed their incredibly awesome opinion on the subject of the day are fucking retards. Everyone knows you simply go home and blog about it.

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you find things like this anyway?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 28, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Internet.

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is what I get for deciding not to put "besides "The Internet"" in my comment.

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by JY on Jul 28, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like Club LL except it won't get moderated and no one posts text.

Also it’s not as funny.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 28, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

~

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has three "no!"s, but he only shakes his head twice.

Does the movement of his jowls count for as much energy as a normal person would expend in three shakes of the head?

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Jul 28, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ask them this

which OF is better – a guy who gets to none of three flies and gives up three doubles, or a guy who gets to three of three flies and makes two outs and one two-base error?

by seattlebruin on Jul 28, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you get any of the 'wet' electricity people?

I’ve been told several times when computers or registers don’t work in Oly, it’s because they get too much electricity from hydroelectric power. This electricity derived from water is ‘wet’ and thus screws up electronic components from time to time.

Do any of these people ask you for like waterproof components or wet-electricity-compliant hardware?

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a lady that was so convinced that the government was spying her

that she kept here phone and it’s battery in separate glass jars in the freezer at night. Just for funs I told her that they invented cameras that are small enough to fit in TV screens. She dropped to the floor, crawled out the store and I haven’t seen her since.

by Robert on Jul 28, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I had a customer come in with a wave meter when I was selling cars

He went around 4 different Mazda 3’s, and concluded that he couldn’t buy one because they put out too much radiation. I had no defense for that

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't checking for actual radiation like a geiger,

It was wave radiation it was counting, like from the electrical components. The guy told me, and even explained to me what it was and why it was important. Had he not been wasting my time I may have actually paid attention and learned, because that’s the kind of stuff I like learning about.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, see I don't know things.

Thanks for explaining.

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by Eyebrows on Jul 29, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The exact thing I was thinking of wouldn't come to mind.

All I could come up with was gauss meter. Electrical magnetical? LL is a horrible place to start winging it when it comes to science, somebody will take you literally and kick your ass.

by Kermit. on Jul 29, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It may have been a Gauss meter

I’m just struggling to come up with a name for it

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen them, little magic box with some lights.

Some New Age contraption, to measure how safe your brain was from electrical emissions. It was cute, had a little speaker making metal detector type noises and everything.

by Kermit. on Jul 29, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pretty much refuse to talk about baseball with customers (or anyone else I don't know well)

because they always always ALWAYS say “Oh, you’re on of those ‘Bill James’ types” and give me a smug little shit-eating grin.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 28, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only talk about baseball in scouting terms with most people

They tend not to accept that a guy with an English accent who looks like he’s 14 knows anything about the game.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 28, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Griffey apparently shops in my shopping center.

I’m not share where I would go with this but I’m 5% sure it would end in unemployment

by Robert on Jul 28, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind-numbingly stupid

not only was the Cards deal for Matt Holliday a fair trade… but the A’s got completely ripped off, apparently

by seattlebruin on Jul 28, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

This one's my favorite
Oaklandace: typical fan of the A’s. How many “prospects” can you put on the field at one time? Sorry, but give me proven big leauge players any day of the week over prospects. Ever wonder why you are 17 games out in July?

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe,

 now that they refuse to make Mystic Mints anymore …

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

E.L. Fudge Double Stuffed

They’re like crack. I eat a whole bag without realizing it.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 28, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a traditionalist

Oreos are the best ones for me. Nutter Butters are pretty damn good though.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GASP!! Fine. Then bring me another cheese pretzel.

Everyone knows savory is better than sweet.

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samoas

If those count as mass produced. I think that may be a question for another post.

I used to eat the mint chocolate Milanos a lot, but hmmm… Oreos have a case, as do the E.L fudge ones…

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by JY on Jul 28, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty darned good.

Any one ever tried the Paul Newman variations?

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, they're refreshing.

Is it how I want to get drunk? No.
Is it my drink of choice? No.
Is it wonderful on a 90+degree, 85%+ humidity day in DC? Yes.

Besides, it keeps my 9 year old English girl breath citrusy. Distracts from my bad 9 year old English girl teeth.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 28, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told you I was kidding

I actually don’t mind a shandy but I got endless amounts of shit for drinking one in England once and it scarred me for life.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly didn't see the "kidding" part

But I was trying to take it in stride, because in a way you’re right, it’s a bit of a girly drink.

by Robert Lintott on Jul 28, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically a shandy doesn't include limeade but carbonated lemonade

which may as well be 7-up. (Can also include ginger ale, but I’ve always seen them made with english – fizzy – lemonade)

I just cannot abide putting soft drinks in beer. Yeeesh.

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved those commercials as a kid.

Wait – I see what they did…

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it Oly beer that used to have the cartoon animals fluttering around?

Jesus. The 70’s and 80’s were fucked. I actually (no joke) had a Camel Jim stuffed animal my mom got from “Camel cash.”

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that was Hamms.

So awesome.

That bear looked like a guy who knew how to have a good time.

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with me. What does THAT say about us?

But I was like, HEY, I’m from the land of sky blue wa-ha-ters too! Are you from around here? Do you like doing Lucky beer cap rebuses too? I uh…. I uh… I said something I shouldn’t have, didn’t I?

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I believe there was a brief period in which

both Oly and Lucky had rebuses on the caps, and I remember finding tons of them in the playground at school and walking around with them.
Alex Trebek had a game show for rebuses and so I made sure to practice with lots of bottle caps. I mean, Alex Fucking Trebek. You KNEW it was a classy show.

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad I was told never to order one in a pub

I had one at a friend’s bbq in Nottingham on one of those rare 85 degree English summer days, and everyone there was looking at me like I was some sort of three-headed alien monster. Someone finally took pity on me and explained that I was drinking a drink he’d typically only serve to his daughter and her friends. Which didn’t stop me finishing it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda whimpered a bit.

I want off work. Now.

I love lemonade/vodka drinks. During their Oregon menu, the 5 spot did a blueberry-infused vodka lemonade with a ton of blueberries mixed in. It was kinda expensive, but it was the best fucking thing ever.

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fig Newtons are delicious.

Although not as delicious as Fig Newmans.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 28, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Yakima - Land of the Applets and Cotlets.

My grandparents were always gifting them to me for Christmas. Seriously, I’m glad those people are old and suffering.

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not mass produced.

I’m talking cookies you can find in most supermarkets.

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was thinking more nationwide, yes.

But they are good. I think I had one on an Alaska flight once.

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only ever see Cougar Mountain cookies after I give blood.

It’s weird. I wondered if they tasted good because my body needed carbohydrates or something. I’ll keep an eye out.

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check the applicable box:

Yes, I will overthrow the Government given the opportunity.
No, I will not overthrow the Government given the opportunity.

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you check yes and fail to provide an outline for how you would do such a thing

they get you for lack of planning capability. It’s a no-win, really.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

.
Have you EVER been an officer or a member of, or made a contribution to, an organization dedicated to the use of violence or force to overthrow the U.S. Government, and which engaged in illegal activities to that end, either with an awareness of the organization’s dedication to that end or with the specific intent to further such illegal activities?

by seattlebruin on Jul 28, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should answer,

That sounds like way more effort than I ever plan on putting into my job.

by Sec 108 on Jul 28, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like the questions on the application to purchase a handgun

In fact, I think that exact question was on the form. Also this gem:

Are you currently a fugitive of the law?

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I love about the USA Today

they dig really deep and provide the hard-hitting analysis that other newspapers are afraid to give the public. Next up: INFOGRAPH: What’s the best color? I vote GREEN

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I started playing Tron 2.0 again

after watching the teaser for the new Tron movie. Has anyone ever played it? It was a little bloated, but it was fun. And now my computer can run it easily.

It is basically the nerdiest game ever. It’s a shooter with RPG elements. You get upgraded abilities/weapons by downloading subroutines, though you need to collect the proper permissions to access their archive bins. And then, you can use code optimizers to upgrade these subroutines from Alpha to Beta to Gold, increasing their effectiveness and lowering their memory footprint. When you transfer from a server to a PC to a PDA, the resources available decrease, and so you have to select which few subroutines you want to equip.

I told you, it is the nerdiest game ever. And it is AWESOME.

Wikipedia: Tron 2.0

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Try out Armagetron Advanced

Simple and not nerdy.

They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time!

by muffinpryde on Jul 28, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I discovered this a few weeks ago, thinking at the time that I could use them to ration the ice cream intake.

It didn’t work, so I vowed not to buy them again— but with this weather that vow might just fly out the window on the way home tonight.

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was I not made aware of said popsicle sooner?

Dear god man, this could possibly be the greatest invention since the freezer made popsicles possible

by Kermit. on Jul 28, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they come in translucent?

That’s the only good lifesaver flavor. What is that, coconut?

by waldo rojas on Jul 28, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

In order from best to worst:

Cherry, pineapple, lime, orange, lemon

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by Eyebrows on Jul 28, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know who has the diet to eat just one.

I say this as a 6’1" 160 lb person who is often told to “eat more.”

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by kevin_ess on Jul 28, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Everytime I think to myself “God I hate this fucking place and these fucking people!” I always remember that at least I’m lucky enough to have a steady job.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 28, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

I ASKED you why you did this ridiculous digeyetal ‘transition’ thing. And let me tell you, sonny, you can call it a ‘transition’ or an ‘adjustment’ or a sweet potato pie for all I care, what I know is that you stole my picture!
I can’t watch Andy Rooney because you fucking people need to text pictures of your balls to your slutty girlfriends and then AND THEN you want me to BUY more SHIT from you.
When I was your age my friends were DYING to protect this country and this country’s pictures, but you people can’t stop making me BUY… things … when you… I… 60 MINUTES and with the….

YOU STOLE MY PICTURE.

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   7 recs

I had to run about a half a block for the bus.

Now my ears are ringing and my left eye can’t focus.

Do you think that if your cerebrospinal fluid were to boil that it would sound like ringing in your ears? abender?

by marc w on Jul 28, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had the most miserable bike ride home ever

Which surpassed the previous worst ride ever from yesterday. Tomorrow I’m taking the damn bus – there was literally nothing enjoyable about that ride.

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by pdb on Jul 28, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I am about to venture out to the bus stop.

hopefully there will be cooling delightful products for purchase at the other end of the hellish bus ride.

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Putting aside the thoughts of enemas ...

it was as bad as I feared — mostly as I was off earlier and so the bus had far fewer bodies on board. The popsicle selection was very picked over (and they don;t have the lifesaver ones) and the mini drumsticks were not the flavors I wanted, so I am home with neopolitan ice cream, a box of sugar cones, and several bottles of soda water…

and it’s only 83 degrees in here!

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question for the chemistry-inclined:

Earlier today, my dad opened a bottle of Thomas-Kemper root beer that had been sitting next to him, perfectly still and unopened, for twenty minutes. The root beer exploded in fizz when he opened it. When it gets this hot, does the heat in the air itself carry the energy equivalent of shaking the root beer up (which, I guess, transfers the energy from the shaking into the carbonation, or something, I think, maybe)?

by Decatur on Jul 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

PV=nRT

V, n, and R are all constant in this system. However, gas solubility also increases with temperature. We’ve just learned which effect is greater. Also, someone may have shaken the root beer.

by abender20 on Jul 28, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not chemistry-inclined (although my Uncle Bob is)

but my unscientific observation is that warm pop explodes when the lid comes off, where iced pop does not.

by msb on Jul 28, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's a chemistry thing.

It’s more of a physics thing. I forget the process involved, but if you heat something up quite a lot and then rapidly chill it in its entirety, it will be crushed instantly. Not trash compactor crushed, but seriously damaged. The reverse might be true, in that if you take something that has been chilled and put it in a hot environment it’s more likely to pop. The carbonation in the soda would just happen to be an easier medium for that to express itself. Of course, I could be making an inference which is an outright lie, but feel free to try the former under adult supervision.

I’ve had the same thing happen (re: explosions) with a twenty-ounce coke a few times in recent weeks.

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by JY on Jul 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clarification: the root beer came from the closet, not the fridge, so it was quite warm. Also, it definitely wasn't shaken.

My dad stared daggers at me when I doubled over laughing at him, but I honestly didn’t shake it up. Also, this was around 5:30pm, which is pretty close to the hottest time of the day.

by Decatur on Jul 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, then go with what msb said.

Heat seems to aggravate carbonation, because gases expand and all that rot.

I’ll remember to think of logical explanations one of these days.

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by JY on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gay-Lussac's Law

Pressure and temperature are directly related: if the temperature increases, the pressure increases so the warm root beer is bottled up with pressure and since glass isn’t the most flexible thing, the particles are really constricted and burst out at the first chance they get.

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by muffinpryde on Jul 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leon Redbone

In Friday Harbor next May. Yes it’s 9 months away, but I’ve always wanted to see him live.

by chrisisasavage on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

I hate the fucking heat. Can the next Ice Age start for crying out loud.

by chrisisasavage on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know if this is weird or the most awesome game concept ever

Warren Specter (creator of Deus Ex) is working on a game codenamed “Epic Mickey.” What is that? It’s a Disney-themed steampunk game.

Here is some concept art

by BrianL on Jul 29, 2009 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE HOLY LIVING FUCK IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE 108 DEGREES TODAY

I’m sorry if that’s too LLLJ. Uh, lessee. what’s the most uncomfortable temperature you’ve ever experienced?

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by pdb on Jul 29, 2009 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

When I lived in Phoenix we set a record with three straight days over 120.

Some friends and I decided to float down the Rio Salado on tubes to stay cool. I covered myself with waterproof SPF 45 and it was a lovely way to beat the heat. That is until we got to the end and I realized I had put no sunblock on the bottom of my feet. Worst and most debilitating sunburn of my life.

by Sec 108 on Jul 29, 2009 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to take a week off work once because the tops of my feet sunburned so bad

that I developed huge blisters on both of them. Lesson: Don’t dangle your feet in the water without reapplying sunblock pretty much hourly.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 29, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can remember a bunch of ~100 F days with above 85% humidity in Kansas, those were miserable. Full BDU's, web gear, helmet. Ugh.

30 days straight of below 0 weather in Yakima once, after a couple weeks the novelty wore off. 30 below a few times. The extreme cold weather might be worse, but right now pretty attractive. Walk in beer coolers! Like a cold sauna, I want one.

by Kermit. on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first week of college (orientation week) it got to 120

My roommate and I went and looked into transferring before school even started.
I didn’t, and then it was never that hot again in my four years there.

by marc w on Jul 29, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

University of Death Valley?

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by JY on Jul 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

90 and incredibly humid in my office yesterday was the worst thing ever

We don’t have A/C, just a big old swamp cooler that requires a hose be plugged in to generate the cool air. However, the heat has made all the plumbing hot, so the cold water from the hose is actually super hot water from the hose, thus rendering the cooler near-useless. And I don’t just mean that the hose itself got hot, I mean like even the “cold” setting on the sink in the bathroom sprays hot water right now. It’s only 10 o’clock.

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once stepped out of an air conditioned car into a 125 degree day in the mojave desert.

I lost my breath and got the dry heaves pretty much immediately. Once I got used to it and chugged some water it sucked but it wasn’t unbearable by the strictest definition.

Memphis in July/August is by far the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been; 90s-100s with 80% humidity. Never gets below 75 and it just gets more humid as the day wears on. The only hope for relief are thunderstorms that have a good chance of becoming tornadoes. Just unbearable.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Mojave encounter, probably lucky you didn't go into shock with a temperature swing that large that fast

Holy moly what an experience (just in case it’s not obvious, there is no sarcasm here at all)

by Kermit. on Jul 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look what I found!

nolabaiting

a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

by royalcurve on Jul 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Hahaha who put that there?

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys get 109 degree heat

I get 80 degree heat, 100% humidity, and now, FUCKING TORNADOS

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by JY on Jul 29, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

There's a Delta charter plane fueling up and waiting for its passengers

just outside my window, in front of the Northwest hangar. I’m pretty sure it’s the Mariners’ team plane. I’d imagine they won’t get down here until after 6pm, though.

Question: Should I stay and sex up Beltre/Branyan/Ichiro?

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Jul 29, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it.

They got here around 5:30, earlier than I was expecting. Just saw the back of the last of them getting on the plane, wearing their suits.

angels fan in seattle

by Eyebrows on Jul 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have any of you had Walking Man's Malt Liquor?

Is it any good? I’m trying to find a premium malt liquor and Beeradvocate claims it to be among the best- also where might I obtain it so I can stock up on it when I go to Seattle in a couple weeks?

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by Corco on Jul 29, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Try Rogue Dad's Little Helper or Big Time Ave Rat.

You can find the Rogue at plenty of places and get growler fills of the Big Time at the brewpub.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I may ask, though, why malt liquor?

Decent breweries generally only brew it as a joke and it’s usually almost as pricey as their regular line.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sitting here choking down a tall boy of OE HG 800 (yes, it was a gift)

and was wondering if anybody has ever brewed a decent malt liquor and what that would even taste like

Do you guys have any recommendations for any really good Seattle/Portland area beer I can pick up at the store (even if it’s a more specialized store) in the area, even if it’s not malt liquor?

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by Corco on Jul 29, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In which area are you? ID or WY?

Rogue beers are generally available at grocery stores – Dead Guy’s a good choice, as is Brutal Bitter if they have it. Deschutes makes some good brews as well.

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by pdb on Jul 29, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be in WY by the time I can buy any good beer

But I’ll be in Seattle in the next few weeks and I know they have a ton of stuff unavailable in Wyoming, and I’m trying to sort through it to figure out what to buy

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by Corco on Jul 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’ll be hitting up the Met, MSM, and Tacoma Boys in Tacoma while I’m in town, and I’d bet one of those places might have it

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by Corco on Jul 29, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had Dad's Little Helper.

It’s not worth the money.

WA/OR beer; Ninkasi (as pdb said below, I especially like Believer but it’s all great,) the special release Descutes stuff (Mirror Mirror and Black Butte XXI currently, both excellent,) Rogue (the XS series especially,) Caldera, Fish Brewing.

If it’s simply good beer you can’t get in Wyoming rather than a regional thing I can give more recommendations.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 29, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a regional thing

I may have difficulty getting good beer in Wyoming, but I run down to Denver which as an almost Seattle-like supply of good beer

Thanks for the recommendations though

Determined, Jonesing Commentor | Proud proprietor of Wyomingroutes.org & Washingtonhighways.org

by Corco on Jul 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Port Brewing/Lost Abbey is a big fan of malt liquors

I keep waiting for them to make one, but it seems Tomme Arthur just loves Mickeys. I find this hilarious.

by marc w on Jul 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to pitch a reality show called, "I want to be on a reality show."

We’ll take millions of applicants in arenas all over the United States, lock the exits, then gas each place and televise it. The sad thing is, this could easily be a multi-season series.

Illegible

by kevin_ess on Jul 31, 2009 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank god.

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 31, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent news.

I still need to watch the new stuff. I haven’t since it went over to Comedy Central and I stopped having a TV, but I hope it still has the magic of the old shows.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/

by JY on Aug 1, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The new stuff has its moments, but the pacing got all screwed up because the writers had to split up a 2 hour movie

into chunks that could be aired in 30 minute episodes on CC.

It’s not as good as the original run, but it’s still entertaining.

by BrianL on Aug 1, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

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