7/25: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

Who's that Pokemon!?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions

So we can talk about the Angels!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

Because we want to discuss the game right now not getting Brignac.

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

What's the fucking point

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

There is none, 2012 is just around the corner

by forte40 on Jul 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions

End of the world?

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions

We're going to win a world series before then

So I don’t care if it is the end of the world, I’ll be able to die happy anyway

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions

my life would feel complete

by forte40 on Jul 25, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

But then it's like,

now what? Where do I go from here?

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I would spend the entire offseason bragging about how I was still a huge fan even when they sucked

Then I would hope for a repeat

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions

All the sudden

knowing stories about 2008 would be cool.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm fine with the Mayan prophecy so long as we win the WS before then

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Late.

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I had to ponder this for a moment, you quick little bastard

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Chris Woodward is still on this team.

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions

My new roster move prediction is Bedard to the DL, Vargas up.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions

I dunno...then there's no chance of trading him...

FUCK THE ANGELS!!!

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Doubt it

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Saunders!

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions

Yay

His gait isn’t the only thing that’s long.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions

Can we forfeit please

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions

I know.

I can’t bear another loss. This team seems so ready to compete and just…. doesn’t.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions

It's 8-0

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions

It's infinity-zero!

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Wake up dude, it's still yesterday

The game hasn’t even started yet

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm gonna go ahead and turn the radio off now

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions

Cleveland is going to score 10 runs today.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions

And then a hit by pitch haha what the fuck has happened to this team

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions

We need the pitcher to chrage to plate it's the onyl time they're ever gonna cross it this game.

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Yarr...

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Seriously?

FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS! FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Goose on Jul 25, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson is a peacemaker.

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Jul 25, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions

WAS THERE A BRAWL? I TURNED OFF THE RADIO

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions

No. Rob Johnson mustered all his skills and calmed everybody down at once

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Gay

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

No kidding, he should have punched the batter in the back of the neck

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

I would have brained him with his bat to start things off.

That would have the added benefit of removing Rob Johnson from the game of baseball forever.

I don't know how to stop.

by esoteric on Jul 25, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rob Johnson

stopping hits from happening. I’m not surprised.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Just what Rizzs and Niehaus said, they said he calmed the batter down

Walked him up the line to first or something, I tuned out when they said the bullpens turned around

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank goodness.

For a second there, I thought our team was alive.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

What just happened?

I’m out of market. All gameday says is “on field delay.”

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions

Someone that can see or hear the game tell me about it!

brawl-want

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions

DAMMIT ROB JOHNSON YOU STOPPED OUR ONLY SPARK!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions

God he's such an asshole.

I don't know how to stop.

by esoteric on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE RICHIE SEXSON

A LONELY NATION TURNS ITS EYES TO YOU.

WOO-WOO-WOO.

I don't know how to stop.

by esoteric on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions

I didn't used to hate Rob

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions

Nothing happened.

The bullpens showed up to make an appearance and everybody decided that their spots on the bench were covered with urine or something.

That’s it.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 25, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry

I couldn’t make it in time.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Encore.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

Best. Fight. Ever.

by David89 on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Whats the little white thing that flies past the mound?

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that a mouthpiece? Did somebody (the catcher?) spit out a mouthpiece?

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought of that, but that wouldn't really make sense would it?

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah,

going into a fight you want the mouthpiece in.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Football players take their helmets off?

I’m assuming catchers wear a mouthpiece, spitting it out before a fight would be kind of dumb. Unless he was trying to yell or something. It might not be a mouthpiece. Never noticed the white flying object until you mentioned it.

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions

The remainder of Sexson's soul

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I think that that's more entertaining than this game

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah!

Through that helmet you lanky fuck!

There is a point in sports fighting where it ceases to be about the game and become assault two.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I could watch this all day

just looping.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions

SEXSON HAD NO REASON TO GO OUT THERE, THE PITCH WASN'T NEAR HIM.

OH GOD, GAMEDAY EVIDENCE!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 25, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Now

you shush.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions

At the Kingdome a million years ago, in the 2nd game of a post-strike doubleheader,

I witnessed Rod Carew charge the mound from 1st base, resulting in a massive bench-clearing brawl. It was awesome.

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions

This seems like a much better way to go.

If the pitcher isn’t facing you, they’ll be much slower to react.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions

They were still jawing at each other after a HBP

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Anybody going to bitch about Catcher ERA?

Or can we shoot that baby in the head now?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions

But he calls such a good game!

And he has a good belief system!

…

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Rob Johnson is really good at catching...

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions

It feels like this should be the 8th not the 5th.

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by bluemax on Jul 25, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions

Whats the over/under on how many runs cleaveland scores?

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions

4

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll

take the under.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I think

they get three more.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh...

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 25, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Comeback time faggots!

by Dewey N on Jul 25, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

We might get a run!

50!

by joof on Jul 25, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions

Well maybe not

by Dewey N on Jul 25, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

You're so young and full of hope.

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions

JOSE LOPEZ IS UP!

50!

by joof on Jul 25, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeremy Sowers' gameday pic looks like he's hiding a dirty little secret

by Dewey N on Jul 25, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

He has a secret beastiality fetish.

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions

His dirty little secret is that he's actually Cy Young.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm afraid to ask what the score is

I don’t really want to know either.

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions

0-0

Sounders get the tie despite close shots on goal

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh thanks

I had to turn it off early. Anyone else get ejected besides Torrington and Ljungberg?

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh

My bad.

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I did actually mean this game

But the Sounders result doesn’t suck nearly as bad

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Time to focus elsewhere, regrettably

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope, 10 a side the rest of the way

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Cleveland 8 Seattle 0

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Phillies reject Toronto's proposal for Halladay

May I show you something in a Bedard?

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions

And the Angels are reportedly

chasing Halladay hard.

So yeah, 2010.

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope they get him

as long as they don’t extend him.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Speaking of which

You know who Toronto’s starting pitchers will be when they come to Safeco next week? Romero, Rzpczynsk, and Halladay.

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I should probably add that those are projected

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd like to buy a vowel please

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions

LOPEZ IF YOU POP UP ONE MORE BALL IN THIS GAME, I'M GONNA BUY TACO BELL AND INSTIGATE A 'NO JOSE LOPEZ' POLICY.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 25, 2009 2:14 PM PDT actions 2 recs

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions

I didn't realise that Taco Bell was such a huge company and now I fear I may not be able to carry out this threat. :(

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Hey Garrett Olson!

Did he grow facial hair?

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Jul 25, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions

A PASSED BALL YAAAAY!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions

WAIT HE'S A GOOD DEFENSIVE CATCHER SO IT'S A WILD FUCKING PITCH? IT WENT OFF THE GLOVE!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

They should throw it into his glove, duh

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

We obviously couldn't sustain our winning percentage

But seriously, the fucking Indians?

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions

SELL!

SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Not enough.

by Zwakamatsu on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

So we weren't ready to sell when it was 8-0?

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

.

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions

10-0

Remarkable!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

I think the 10 runs got sent to the wrong people again.

by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

by levnclf on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

Bahahahaha

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by gregrabble on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

REGRESSION!

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

aww.

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

But hey at least we've helped raise Ryan Garko's confidence.

I don't know how to stop.

by esoteric on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

weeeeeeeee...

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions

We've been outscored 19-0

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

This is a massacre.

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

This is the type of game where, if it was a 'soccer' game, would spark a riot.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

Another HBP!!!

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought the offense was going to regress by getting better.

by Zwakamatsu on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

Our ability to make non descript medicore pitchers look like Walter Johnson is almost surreal.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice." -Ichiro

by Big Jared on Jul 25, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions

So I'm glad I don't have to be there to watch this large pile of symbolic feces.

2010 will be fun!!

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

So Washburn and Aardsma will fetch us something big right?

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

Raul Ibanez!!

by levnclf on Jul 25, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I think i heard someone yell "SELL SELL SELL SELL" after that home run.

by w00tah on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions

The force is strong in this one...

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 25, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't think I was the only one yelling it yesterday either.

by Zwakamatsu on Jul 25, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

It is also the type of game where you go home and carry out domestic violence.

I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 25, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Cliff Lee, TOMORROW!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions

This is not an ideal way to be spending my saturdday night.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 25, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions

Two days in a row now I've had to laugh to avoid crying

Tomorrow it’s Lee vs. Vargas though so I should be fine.

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions

According to Mariner lore, Vargas will pitch a 3 hitter, and the M's will bat through the order in an inning at least twice

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Glad we got to load up on these AL Central weaklings

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions

!!!

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

I love this picture.

Fuck Anaheim.

by Eyeball Kid on Jul 25, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I just wish I understood it.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 25, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions

We are tanking

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Like Oakland last year?

by bamfor on Jul 25, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Saunders better hit a home run to make this game worth it.

by w00tah on Jul 25, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions

I read that as "Sounders" at first, and, yeah, that would probably be more likely.

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions

We're being shutout by Clevelands version of Hyphen

And no, I did not look up any stats first. GTE of apathy

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions

Rob Johnson should clearly be batting before Michael Saunders

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions

I remember when we used to beat up lefties.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions

Well that ball was completely in the strike zone.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions

How can you become a professional baseball player and not know what the strike zone is or what it looks like?

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions

Defect

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Oops that was probably rhetorical. My apologies Brett

I should go now, this game is doing nothing good for peace of mind

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I just wish I had gone to sleep instead of bringing up gameday for a quick check in.

Now I can’t stop staring at the carnage :(

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Brutal, I can't believe how badly Cleveland is demolishing the M's

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions

It makes me want to hang myself in half, twice.

To death, even.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions

At least I understand why Fox has the exclusive broadcast: they're showing an actual MLB baseball game

Jimmy Rollins with a grand slam, Victorino with a solo shot on the next pitch

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah man

couple of great knocks.

by SeattExPat on Jul 25, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions

this is so sad im not capitalizing or using correct punctuation

You got slurved!

The M's are why the suicide rates are so high in the PNW and Japan.

by Slurvey on Jul 25, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions

Brignac is in the lineup

Today sucks.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions

I think if Minnesota comes back it would just be adding insult to injury.

by RunningFool on Jul 25, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions

Geez Louise.

Saunders up? 10 runs? No runs? A kefuffle with Ben Francisco Open Your Golden Gates?

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions

Hahaha Simms says the bullpen reached the infield dirt, and the ump raised his hands and waived them back.

And away they went, awesome. Would have liked to see that

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:36 PM PDT reply actions

Rizzs, not Sims. Doubled up the m, and put an s on it though.

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions

JESUS

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions

Garret Olson = lockdown pitcher

for one inning

by deeznutz on Jul 25, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions

Just call him the stopper

by Scrupio on Jul 25, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions

.

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions

Full sail, pretty

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Bad Ship Mariner

Master and Commander: The Far Side of 2010

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Sigh.

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Gameday seems to think Sowers throws a lot of 87 mph changeups

by Scrupio on Jul 25, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions

Flo Rida made a song about Ichiro.

50!

by joof on Jul 25, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions

Cal Ifornia made a song about insolvency

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions

So, what error led to Jak's unearned runs?

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions

Cedeno

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Getting out of bed this morning

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

A fan in Philly was shining a laser pointer into the Cardinals' batters eyes

They’ve stopped the game for a witch hunt in the first-base stands

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions

For some reason I thought that read "laser printer"

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Not nearly as easy to get away with

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

What sort of idiot thinks that is a good idea?

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Someone from Philidelphia.

by I Lick Squirrels on Jul 25, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

They've got idiots to spare in Philadelphia

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Someone in SeaTac has been shining lasers into the eyes of pilots so this isn't really a Philadelphia issue

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Idiocy knows no geographical boundaries, I agree

But Philly certainly leads on a per-capita basis

by lemonverbena on Jul 25, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions

You have quite obviously never been to Atlanta

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions

.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

tard

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Jason Schmidt and another pitcher got in trouble a few years back for shining one at the fans ...

who didn’t have a fast ball coming at them

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Didn't the NFL have a lot of problems with that when those tiny keychain sized pointers were available?

I don’t think they make them anymore, I’m not sure

by Kermit. on Jul 25, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

This sounds more entertaining than a large part of FOX programming.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I've decided to blame Geoff Baker.

by msb on Jul 25, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions

I agree.

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 25, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions

c'mon

By my shrewd math calculations, the Mariners have now been outscored 19-0 over the last 15 innings, at home, by a last-place team (whoops, check that, the Indians’ recent success against Seattle has vaulted them past Kansas City for the dubious distinction of being the AL’s worst club). It isn’t quite like losing 11 in a row or 15 of 17 or anything, but man, when this franchise crashes and burns, it leaves nothing identifiable behind.