49-44, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 7:52 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: Jose Lopez, +14.4%
Biggest Suckfest: Garrett Olson, -44.1%
Most Important AB: Lopez single, +12.2%
Most Important Pitch: Ordonez grand slam, -16.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -45.7%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -4.3%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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"You ain't so beautiful anymore" - what?

Whatever, brah. Chicks dig scars…and contusions.

by Decatur on Jul 21, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

As do dudes.

by Decatur on Jul 21, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes they do.

Lucky for Charles Bukowski.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

We were able to get to Porcello which was pretty nice. Also, I like how Ichiro kneeled over Gutz like he was watching over his injured cub.

by russak on Jul 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Necessary link as well.

That and the South Park picture are the only safeguards against making non-fans of South Park think I’m a gigantic creep.

by Decatur on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I understand you.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

You're so understanding, rc!

by Decatur on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions

JOSE LOPEZ 4 BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION!

50!

by joof on Jul 21, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Erick Aybar 3 run triple

Looks like we’re 5.5 back

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by gregrabble on Jul 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Has there ever been a worse closer who gets the job done consitently than Rodney?

Maybe Todd Jones? Maybe?

by SethGrandpa on Jul 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Well back when Byung-Hyun Kim was a D-back

apparently he saved 36 games one year. Even though every single time I saw him pitch on TV it was a complete disaster. Seriously, I don’t know how his career ERA isn’t infinity. Complete disaster every time

by Karma Police on Jul 21, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Good God, you're right, I remember that.

Kim was almost inexplicably in meltdown mode every time he took the field.

"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."

by Fearless Frog on Jul 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

How could I forget.

by SethGrandpa on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions

QUESTION MARK

by SethGrandpa on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Joe Borowski?

by jimmylauderdale on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

He said gets the job done consistently

[DELETED ZOMG NO POLITICS]

by bluemax on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Norm Charlton?

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

He's the sherriff.

"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."

by Fearless Frog on Jul 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I am pleased by the fact that we are 5 games above .500.

I am displeased by the fact that we’re 5.5 out and Franklin Gutierrez was injured today.

"Part, fools!
Put up your swords. You know not what you do."

by Fearless Frog on Jul 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

He accidentally the whole season

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Jul 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Robert?

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Internet Meme

I want to poop at your house - Thingray

by tootthekazoo on Jul 21, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Actually it looks like not!

by appleshampoo on Jul 21, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Close game

Detroit has a good record and this was a road game for us. Besides that Bottom of the 1st meltdown this was an exciting game.

We scored atleast a run in 6 of the 9 innings, and each time we had an at bat it felt like were were gonna do something good. Plus just one hit away from tying it in the 9th. I think after this game, and with Felix and Washburn in the next 2, this will be a successful series, followed by 3 home games against again Cleveland..

by fortyniners on Jul 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Glass half full, YES SIR.

by Sinking Away on Jul 22, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions

I'm sure people have already pointed out that THIS INJURY IS ALL JEFF'S FAULT

BUT I’D JUST LIKE TO REITERATE THAT THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF JEFF

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Obviously the baseball gods do no like Facebook.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.398wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 21, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Or the new tagline

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Or human happiness.

by Decatur on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

YES THAT YOU DUMB WHITEFOLK

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Preach the revolution brotha

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

It is clear that there is a racism problem on LL and you are all guilty

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Zip it, cracker.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions

With content like this comment it is also evident that there is a sexism problem on LL

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Make me a sandwich.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs

How dare you objectify a southern woman like myself in front of other people

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs

I believe I asked for a sandwich.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs

Make him dance for his tip

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Hee.

Tip.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

What happens if I don't get it for you?

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Try it and find out.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Rawr?

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Meow.

by M'sin.. on Jul 21, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey there are children on this website so try to keep it PG

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Thank you.

You got slurved!

Hehehe Mark Reynolds is so awesome.

by Slurvey on Jul 21, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

No prob little buddy

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I feel oppressed.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I am very good friends with all the children of LL.

Very good friends.

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

When Fogel busts out italics you better pay attention.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't like where this subthread went

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I am very interested where it ends up.

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

;)

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm sorry sub thread closed

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey sailor

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Neverending Subthread Part 1

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

You're my luck dragon, Fogel.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions

All we need to do is chainsmoke and we'd be an episode of Mad Men

--Shrug
Field Gulls - The SBN Seattle Seahawks Blog

by Shrug on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Where's my whiskey?

by msb on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I call Joan

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 21, 2009 10:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Should we also point out that Matthew extolled the virtues of Jack Hannahan and Ryan Langerhans, and they both immediately hit home runs?

by seattlebruin on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions

For some good news i got to see a solar eclipse today.

Here
I’m in Korea so I didn’t get the complete thing. Still pretty crazy.

Thug Life

by Slow Country on Jul 21, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

FIRST OUR BELOVED GUTIERREZ IS INJURED, AND NOW A VAST, MALEVOLENT DARKNESS JUST SWALLOWED THE SUN!

Now is the time for penance, sacrifices, and wise counsel from the LL Council of Elders. We must have done something to truly anger the Gods.

by Decatur on Jul 21, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

It was nice.

I’m at Osan AB down near Pyongtaek and it got a little dim and cooler here, but I didn’t have any luck using a mirror to see it.

by hairofthedawg on Jul 21, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions

The people I work with and I

looked at it through a drum.

Thug Life

by Slow Country on Jul 21, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions

From my niece's exchange group:

“We ventured south to Bu yeo City to see some of the countryside and learn some history. On the way there we were able to see the solar eclipse. It was spectacular! Of course, we were all very careful while glimpsing the sky. One benefit of the eclipse was that it made the morning much cooler.”

by msb on Jul 22, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Ya.

Ichiro is totally from Asia. That must be it.

Thug Life

by Slow Country on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

Reply fail.

Thug Life

by Slow Country on Jul 21, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Pitman's Twitter:

Good to hear Gutty is OK…xrays negative. Hope day to day means no more than a day. M’s can’t lose DTFT!!

Death to Flying Things has new wings!

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

SELL SELL SELL

All is lost!

by Spoomeister on Jul 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

Coming from the guy who has the name "Spoomeister"

by M'sin.. on Jul 21, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

What does that have to do with anything?

by Spoomeister on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Your name is spoomeister.

by M'sin.. on Jul 21, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions

This is probably the funniest comment ever uttered. Today.

Sorry RC, the sandwich thing is still terrific.

by Kermit. on Jul 21, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll come back better than ever.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I expect you to out-outrageous New Fogel.

by Decatur on Jul 22, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions

No way. I know when I'm out of my league.

by royalcurve on Jul 22, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions

Get well soon, Franklin. Just saw the video. What’d he run, 3 miles?

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by westbrook on Jul 21, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

I watched it as well he ran a long ways to get there.

The Tiger’s announcers were weird to listen to. One of them was watching Guti and noticed he was hurt and was quiet and the other was getting excited over the triple.

You got slurved!

Hehehe Mark Reynolds is so awesome.

by Slurvey on Jul 21, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions