Follow LL On Facebook

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:37 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

I'm late to the party and have no idea what I'm doing, and nothing's funnier than watching a guy who doesn't know what he's doing, so here's a link to my perplexing mystery. Go ahead and follow it or become a fan of it or something. I promise mind-blowing benefits.

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I think you should start an LL MySpace page

with blinking text, neon-pink background, and lots of pics of your BFF.

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 21, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions

I actually started an LL MySpace page years ago and was even more clueless than I am with this now

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I ask this without snark whatsoever

but what is the point, or I guess more specifically, the goal, of having an LL facebook page?

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 21, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Robert is first officer of the group, and this is another way to shut him out

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Plus, the group is for faggots

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Reach a new audience? Expand our content?

I don’t know. But the bigwigs support it and I’m willing to find out what it can do.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I for one would love to see lots of stupid quizzes and suchlike

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 21, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm the one that likes beer!

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 21, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm 2x Graham!

by seattlebruin on Jul 21, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions

You are: GRAHAM

Self-assured, you come off as arrogant to most, but you actually have the pedigree to back it up. Sadly, most people do not recognize this and would rather resort to nitpicking trivial word choices than the brunt of your ideas. In retaliation you will withdraw from offering too many opinions and laugh as others continue to remain less educated.

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs

Needs more lazy and references to not writing.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 21, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions

It says you're Graham, not Loafie

by seattlebruin on Jul 21, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions

OOH DO ME NEXT

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions

rawr ;)

by seattlebruin on Jul 21, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I volunteer for this.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

What they don't tell you is that the only reason you got this result is because you said you like tea.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 21, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions

You are: MATTHEW

What the fuck?! You spend your days constantly amazed by others people’s predictable and unpredictable bouts of stupidity and inconsiderateness. Prolonged exposure has lead you to a life of depressants to dull the pain and anger. Sadly, that also inhibits your ability to feel happiness for extended periods of time. Lucky for you, there’s always more beer!

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs

This makes me a little sad.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

eh he's happy deep down I think

by Robert on Jul 21, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope so.

by royalcurve on Jul 21, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe he's just one of those people that get colors confused and is actually always happy

by Robert on Jul 21, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

You are: JEFF

amhmh? ajhfuhhuhhh. ….. mhuh i donnt…
//armwave
jkehfhmmm. uhmhmhggg
//glare

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs

I use words

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions

You use a curious hybrid of English and 'man eating a sandwich while speaking'

by Graham MacAree on Jul 21, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Fine.

You are: JEFF
You use words sometimes. People think you are a funny and creative person but in fact you have just riding the world’s longest fluke streak. None of your humor is original and all of your wit is by pure accident. You complain a lot about other people’s runs of luck while ignoring your own good fortune. Life will regress you so hard.

Better?

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs

You forgot bald

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs

Regression starts at the top.

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

My regression starts at the temples

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I tried to tell you all those line drives were a bad sign.

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

There's no way I'm pitching at softball

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't worry, you guys always say that there's no way for a hitter to aim batted balls.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jul 21, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

It's much easier in softball.

by abender20 on Jul 21, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions

no religion

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jul 21, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions

You are: JEFF

You think you’re going to be Jason Statham but Jason Statham talks sexy and works out.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions

This explains the Sean Michael Scott impressions.

It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray

by Faux on Jul 21, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Who said you get to do your own answer?

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Matthew did, he can too

by seattlebruin on Jul 21, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions

You are: JEFF

You are a filthy filthy whore.

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Go on

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I hear Jeff only got to be a mod by sleeping with the other mods

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions

He is the only known male to ever go DPHDA with four other guys

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Amazing.

by Teej on Jul 21, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Nothing compared to going DMDHJDA with six guys

by Poochie on Jul 21, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 21, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Attaboy

by Dewey N on Jul 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Is that Kirk?

50!

by joof on Jul 21, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

You are: DEVIN AND/OR TRENT

You cultivate an air of mystery up to and including even your very existence or that if you exist as one person or more, if you do so exist. You enjoy the outdoors and have sometimes been spotted on grainy video camera footage. Under appreciated, you did once play a vital role in your surroundings if you actually existed or if not then never mind.

by Matthew on Jul 21, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions