Jacking Off to Russell Branyan
Check out this clip of Branyan's homer off of Aaron Laffey. Watch Laffey just after Branyan makes contact. He's not... he isn't touching himself to Russell's swing is he? This only confirms my belief that Russell Branyan is made entirely out of sex.
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Slow Country
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Ichiro also did this today
After he made the game ending catch he ‘adjusted’ himself right before he started high fiving the infielders. Though he didn’t do it to quite this degree.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice." -Ichiro
I gave up a homerun to Russell Branyan then I
JIZZED…..IN……MY PANTS
I wish Branyan wasn't in the picture.
I was going to do more editing, but I may as well throw this out there until I do.
Nice.
These need to be kept handy for Muscle shots.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 21, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good work
De Gutibus non disputandum est
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 22, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
How high did he hit that? I've never particularly noticed the players reactions in detail before
But everybody seems to be craning their necks a little more than usual. His HRs are insane
Something this epic needs to be created with the power of a professional.
Because holy shit I’ve been laughing for a good 3 minutes.
WELCOME TO THE ZONE.
I'd say you and I had similar viewing experiences then.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Well I have a gif created, but it is too large to upload.
I won’t be able to work on it until later tonight. I want to spice it up anyway.
I haven't laughed this hard all week. Soo awesome.
Good find!
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
Wow, good catch.
Though he also may be adjusting his cup from the painful raging boner that Russel gave him after that swing. It would have been pushing straight against plastic.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jul 20, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Good point.
Cup boners are the worst.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 20, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly the kind of thing fanshots are for.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
someone will probably make a .gif and the word will be out.
Soon enough anyway.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 20, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
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