Homerun Derby Thread 7/13/2009
Does anyone care about the HR Derby? I believe I do, it's kind of awe inspiring, despite how icky listening to Chris Bermann makes me feel. I sort wish ESPN would just play really intense music or something and shut up.
LINEUP HR
Nelson Cruz TEX 22
Prince Fielder MIL 22
Brandon Inge DET 21
Adrian Gonzalez SD 24
Tony Pena TAM 24
Ryan Howard PHI 22
Joe Mauer MIN 15
Albert Pujols STL 32
Joe Mauer, seriously? Branyan has better HR numbers and is better looking, well that's debatable. I wonder if he was asked to participate or do you have to be an All-Star to be in the derby? Either way, not seeing him hit some 500 foot bombs is taking away from the experience.
NOTES
-Prince Fielder has a TON of power
-Nelson Cruz was impressive
-ESPN is using some HitF/X or something
-I thought the "call your shot" promotion at the beginning of the telecast made me feel unusual
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I have no idea, I was 9 years old and I cant find it with a quick Google search
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Yep, and wow I'm just realizing that we haven't had a HR derby representative in 6 years.
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Which makes me 17... I can't be the youngest LL member, can I?
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I'm pretty sure you are.
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't be here
this is LL, people come here for debauchery
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Stay for the bathhouses?
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I'm only 19. I'm sure there are younger posters.
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by Slow Country on Jul 13, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
There should be a rule on LL that you have to be at least 21 to comment
by Dewey N on Jul 13, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Meh, I started posting here when I was 17 or 18
and I turned out fine
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I started here at 16
I’m 20
I was pretty sure nobody here had a problem with my presence
but now that I see how it is……
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Who is everyone rooting for?
I’d say my top 3 are Fielder, Pujols, and Mauer, but I don’t have much invested in it.
Really, I just want Joe Buck to stop talki…wait, what’s this, there’s a mute button! Victory!
Branyan would have put everyone to shame.
He has the perfect swing for an event like this. And the ball explodes off his bat every time he makes contact.
That's because of the gaint fan that MLB has set up.
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I’m glad we got to see the inspiring Brandon Inge instead though.
Sometimes I wonder if people who make these decisions have any clue at all.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 13, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Although Inge was invited before he was officially an All-Star.
The fans voted him in on a list Branyan wasn’t even included on.
:’(
Well the off field thing is working for Pena
And Branyan certainly has off field power
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Does anyone know why we have to see the batting practice pitcher?
Why don’t they zoom in on the batter more?
by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 13, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, i'm finding it hard to see the trajectory of the ball.
I think part of the problem too is the predominantly red background.
What does the "All Star Red Carpet Show" consist of?
And, perhaps more importantly, why does it exist? I thought this was baseball.
I'm waiting to hear Joe Morgan lament Griffy skipping the derby this year
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
I'm glad Griffey isn't in it, I feel like he would have embarassed himself a little bit
May have tarnished his HR derby legacy
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Tommy Maddox
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Josh Hamilton isn't AIDS personified
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Josh Hamilton has a lot of chaw in his mouth
You’d think a recovering drug addict would want to stay away from addictive substances.
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No way, for example
former coke heads drink more coffee and eat more sugar then anyone, it’s kind of like finding a lesser evil
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Speaking of which
I’m going to grab some skoal out of my car
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I'm back
and its delicious, Gregrabble don’t listen to this tobacco is bad for you
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Apple Poaches are the way to go
I dip once in a blue moon, apple is the best flavor… and pouches save the mess, double up if you really need the buzz
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I remember the pictures they showed us in high school
where it looked like people had a cauliflower infestation in their gums.
I remember when they would show like half the jaw missing afterwards.
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If you're gonna do nicotine, at least you have a shot at beating lung cancer
Cancer in your mouth is just about going to do you in every time. Plus you get half your face removed on the way out, good times
Thank you for this advice.
This cements my determination never to try it.
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Cancer will be cured before it ever has a chance to be a problem
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I don't dip that often
But that is my hope regardless
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Met's fans are calling for his head here after the Francouer deal.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
His guest appearence on House
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As an extra or something?
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I love those.
I realize they are probably the fast food equivolent to philly cheesesteaks, but they are tasty.
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Lefever philly cheese steaks in Seattle
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I am going to have to check this out.
Where in Seattle is it?
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East Madison Street
It’s called Philadelphia Fevere
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http://www.phillysteakshop.com/pages/1/index.htm
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Except they're super freakin' delicious!
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Most cheesesteaks are.
Anywhere in the country. There’s not much to them. You can find fancy ones that go above and beyond a basic Philly cheesesteak, but for some reason that’s not good enough because you haven’t a real cheesesteak until you have been to Philly.
It’s like people gushing about In-and-Out burgers when even going somewhere like Red Robin is so much better.
This is absolutely false.
I’m sure you can get a decent cheesesteak outside of Philly. Ingredients wise, it seems like it’d be cake. But I’ve never had one.
Not my point.
My point is, there is nothing special about a “real” Philly cheesesteak (e.g. a cheesesteak from Philadelphia).
Let's call Ryan Howard Penis
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate my girlfriend.
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Unique.
Philly cheesesteaks are unique. They may not be your cup of tea, but you can’t get ’em like that anywhere else.
See, that is patently false.
You may not get a Pat’s cheesesteak anywhere else, but you can get a cheesesteak anywhere in the world that tastes the same as your general Philly cheesesteak.
I’m not hating on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia. I’m saying there is nothing special about them. I have had better cheesesteaks elsewhere. My In-and-Out example was supposed to point out that people glorify the restaurant because you can only get it in California (yeah, I know there are other states that have them), but I have had a better burger elsewhere.
Maybe there is something about the taste for you that makes the cheesesteaks better in Philadelphia, but I have enjoyed a cheesesteak equally, if not more, away from Philadelphia.
I'm sleepy.
I have actually been to Jim’s on South St, which is what I base my recipe on; plus, I can cook, which helps.
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Can I come?
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
YES.
Though there is no way I would walk around Philadelphia on any sort of hallucinogens….you don’t really need them…
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We're arguing different things.
When I hear “Philly cheesesteak,” I hear “Pat’s or Gino’s cheesesteak.” There are subtle differences between those two, but a large gaping yawn between those cheesesteaks and cheesesteaks from anywhere else. So when I say you can’t get a ‘good’ Philly cheesesteak outside of Philly, by ‘good,’ I mean a close facsimile. Like you can’t get a ‘good’ In-and-Out Burger outside of In-and-Out.
Not many places have a kick-ass secret menu!
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
In N Out is a very good burger for fast food. Of course you can get a better burger elsewhere.
No Californian would argue that you have to go to California for a burger because In N Out is the best burger in the world.
I have met Californians that have made this accusation.
Apparently In N Out was a bad example because it touched some nerves.
In-and-Out is what it is, and you're not getting those burgers anywhere else.
Like you’re not getting Dick’s anywhere but in Seattle. Or McDonald’s anywhere but McDonald’s. Doesn’t mean you can’t have good burgers (or cheesesteaks) elsewhere. I’ve never had a cheesesteak anywhere but Philly that tastes like a “wiz wid” from Pat’s.
Don't tempt me with your delicacies, Mr. Rabble.
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh boy, I hope calling me Mr. Rabble does not become a regular thing here
I don’t mind Greg, but that’s not my real name either
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I used to write like short stories when I was a lot younger
And for whatever reason I invented a character named Greg Rabble and used him as the main character in every story. For some reason it just stuck and I use it for every username pretty much.
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I know your name...
It’s just that Mr. Rabble has such a nice ring to it.
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by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There's an awesome place near my house
but unless you plan on being in LA it doesn’t do you much good.
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Joe Morgan is routing for Ryan Howard.
You’d think morgan would hate this kind of event since Howard can’t get any RBI’s or move the runners over.
Shaking your fist at Morgan is like shaking your fist at a thunderstorm.
Just accept that he’s an act of God.
Sigh,
How could someone is the 2nd or 3rd best 2nd baseman in the history of the sport be so ignorant about what makes good baseball?
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Somebody ought to do a count of all the completely wrong things this booth says.
Berman, Morgan, and Phillips – nightmare team.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 13, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
With Joe Buck providing smug-faced cameos.
I’m so happy I don’t have the sound on.
Anyone else watched his new show?
Most of it was garbage but Artie Lang was steal showing hilarious
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Pujols is the only person who can save this Derby from disaster.
Cruz was awesome, but I wanted to see him hit it out of the stadium.
I missed Cruz and Fielder
and from the way the rest of this derby has gone I feel like I missed the best part already.
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"Cruz and Fielder are in, unless Mauer gets really hot"
I don’t think he understands how the home run derby works…
Hot damn this is streaming on mlb.com, so I can watch it at work!
Let’s go Albert!
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ESPN just freeze for anyone else?
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It's back
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All these guys, even Prince and Cruz
look like they’re trying too hard. Last year hamilton looked like he was hitting golf balls.
HE HIT THIS ONE A TON
:hits the ground 10 feet in front of the wall:
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The cameramen are the real criminals - each one looks like it's traveling out of the stadium because they zoom way the hell in on the ball and tilt the camera upward as soon as its hit
Still,
it doesn’t help that Berman hysterically screams “BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK!!!!” on every ball hit into the air.
I'm surprised that Nelson Cruz put on so much better of a show than Pujols
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Mark Reynolds would of done way better.
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He would of swung and missed 10 times.
He also would of hit 20 out of the park.
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That green trail behind that ball that they are superimposing on the screen sometimes.
Kind of like the glowing hockey puck that Fox tried back in the 90s.
Oh that! I agree 100%.
It looks like a guy’s drawing it in real-time. Terrible. The ball does NOT knuckle like it says it does.
They should have let Morrow throw
for the derby instead
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I blame Albert's subpar approach on the fact that he's not wearing a hat.
WTF?
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Who here has seen Branyan take batting practice?
What does he hit like? Opposite field or pull? Always puts on a show or works on mechanics and usually hits line drives?
The time I saw him he was crushing mammoth bombs to RF over and over
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
The notion that the derby affects a players 2nd half performance is redicolous.
It’s glorified batting practice!
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I don't get why the players video tape the hitter. Each other clowning I'd understand
But the hitter? Better coverage on the official broadcast wouldn’t you think?
I'd pay $2 to watch Chris Bermann and Joe Morgan play 1-on-1 baseball
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Ichiro would've won this thing.
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They both took a dive
to allow Pujols to move on
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Yeah. The third one wasn't a home run.
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I just wanted to see the fans react to Pujols missing the 2nd round on a disputed HR.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
I don't understand how ESPN can continue to employ Chris Berman
NELSON CRUZ IS NOT AN UNKNOWN YOU RAGING ASSPONY
What does Chris Berman know about baseball anyways?
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He mostly screams and shouts inane bullshit while making up awful nicknames for players.
Also, he’s a complete asshole.
I love how people are trying to act like that movie is going to be a blockbuster.
Like saying it over and over again will make it so.
Fear the NPE
I was going to watch it
But no cable, and ESPN do not mix.
So the only thing I have to contribute to this thread is that I make a mean Philly cheesesteak.
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Of course I know that NOW
But it’s two hours in, so the appeal is lost for me. :(
I’ll take my ASG medicine tomorrow and like it.
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Pujols just hits missles out there, he have much of an uppercut though
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
The fact that home runs carry over is stupid. Why even have rounds?
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I was thinking the same thing. The old format was much better I think.
I guess it kind of discourages hitters from hitting enough to get into the 2nd round and stopping. Also kind of counteracts the whole fatigue thing, but yeah it’s stupid.
I don't think I've ever seen Pujols hit a ball that didn't sound like a firecracker.
He seriously does not miss the sweet spot very much at all.
Having Joe Morgan analyze every freaking swing isn't annoying at all
Holy crap how does he have a job as an announcer of anything
Way to dissapoint the home crowd Albert.
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Does anybody else think Prince Fielder sounds like Kevin Smith?
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Done dipping
Now I’m showing my support for a free Cuba
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It was starting to bug me
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Cells are probably not very smart though
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You know that somepark where people spontaneously exploded all over the place?
It’s like that, except with individual cells who are doing pre-programmed combustion.
Except it's natural, necessary, and doesn't involve combustion.
Otherwise, yeah.
Apoptosis is scheduled cell death.
One of the causes of cancer is the disruption of the genes responsible for regulating that. Without it, cell replication can go on unchecked .
Skoal or European Snus
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Snus? Like the kind you snort?
I used to use regular cut Copenhagen, the Skoal long cut classic was similar. Jeez Skoal has a lot of choices
My brother always used the Apple flavored kind
Can’t remember if it was Skoal or Cope, but he always paid me nicely to buy it for him. I’d tell the shopkeepers it was for my Grandma and that if I didn’t buy it she’d make me change her bedpan
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Skoal makes apple
it’s what my buddy use to chew, now he chews peach, he has no taste
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No thats snuff
Snus is the tobacco pouches that they just started making in the U.S. oddly I find girls tend to like snuff more then guys
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It was a flash in the pan in the early to mid-90's, I never heard much about it after that.
Copenhagen regular is labeled snuff so I thought the European designation was the difference
The european desgination
is that they alter the nicotine level in the tobacco so its a lot higher which they aren’t allowed to do in the U.S.
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And they have cool flavors
like “citrus menthol” and “energy drink”
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Good old longcut original
My buddy Flanny chews that all the time
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They made a Jack Daniels flavor for awhile
Wouldn’t recommend it, the worst. Especially with a hangover. I nearly said worst thing ever, but “Fielder…no fielder is going to catch that!”-Berman, was the worst thing ever.
I have to imagine that
Chris Berman covering a Cher song is theoretically the worst thing ever
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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you Pat O'dea
I will enjoy my drink
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Actually that was a production problem, they didn't switch to the right camera
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
My point was that the cameramen were doing their jobs, the guys in the truck dropped the ball, so technically it wasn't bad camerawork
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Technically yeah.
But I consider the guys who work with the Pelco switching terminals(or whatever company they use) to be part of the camera work.
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This has also quickly become the worst Derby ever.
I’m beginning to see why people hate the Derby. Not exciting. I blame the participants.
Whatever,
Bryce Harper did that at 16, while curing cancer, which is what allows me to continue to enjoying chew
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Harper did it with wood
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Oh
well that just ruins everything, thanks a bunch
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Tell that to my cancer ridden esophagus
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Oh, I thought you wrote this as a negative
I should try reading subthreads first
by seattlebruin on Jul 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no official authority
but sub-thread closed
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Um....
I’ve been here since 2005 ish
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YES network brings their own high speed cameras for all Yankees games. FSN is way too poor to afford such equipment
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
"Will the Price be King, or will the Nelson be cruzing?"
Oh my god.
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Cruz just killed somebody with that foul ball.
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"The Rangers are really starting to believe in themselves."
So announcers just pretty much say whatever the fuck they want, I guess
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Anaheim and Texas mentioned when talking about the AL West race. No mention of Seattle.
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PLENTY OF PEOPLE KNOW WHO NELSON CRUZ IS YOU BLABBERING IDIOT!
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I didn't hear it, but I'm going to guess Joe Morgan said it
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How does Brandon Inge have ~ the same number of HR's as the rest of these guys?
I just don’t see it with his swing
When was the last good home run derby?
2005?
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Yeah, but one good hitter does not make a good derby.
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Career service is a stupid reason to make somebody an All Star.
And it’s an even stupider reason to make somebody the All Star starting pitcher.
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I like Greinke so much that I bought a Greinke T-shirt at Kauffmann, but I'm cool with Halladay being the starter.
Greinke is the best choice, but Halladay has been the second to fourth best pitcher in the league this year and has been pretty underrated for most of his career. The Wakefield one is the one that hacks me off, since that’s about who GETS on the team, not the order they pitch in.
Or just use white out on the previous homeruns.
I fucking hate you Mariners
BELTED DEEP TO CENTERFIELD! BACK BACK BACK BACK!
Caught at the warning track.
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I didn't realize how little I care about the homerun derby until right now.
I swear before this year I was excited. This is kind of boring even.
It takes place a month after people stop caring, it's in the same place every year, and players could get hurt.
I just don’t get it.
Hey maybe the NFL should award home-field advantage in the Super Bowl to the conference that wins the Pro-Bowl...
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Congrats Prince.
What a lame ass Derby.
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Holy shit I forgot about Rock and Jock.
I loved that shit when I was little.
Nothing like Kenny Lofton making a barehanded catch on a Michael Rappaport pop-up
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Kenny Mayne is awesome.
I love Mayne Street.
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by Slow Country on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Woooooooo
So how long til real baseball starts again?
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Fielder is a 6'0 260 lbs vegetarian. His middle name is Semien.
These are facts about Prince Fielder.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Who is catching?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Maybe a little 'how ya do?' to Ozzie.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I feel like every gymnast has an unusually high voice.
Kerri Strug sounded like a god damn chipmunk.
Maybe if Rob Johnson starts doing that everytime he strikes out on 3 pitches...
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
"Are you sure that wasn't Vince Coleman?"
“Nope. That was Nelly.”
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Just released an album a couple weeks ago.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Wait, Kenny Mayne wasn't invited to this game?
I blame Harold Reynolds for getting fired. Looks like Golic and Greenberg have taken over the gig.
I like it that I got to play against two guys with Beyond Baseball commercials
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Vince Coleman still has that little hop he does after he hits a ball hard
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
So was that Hit F/X or a cheap approximation by some kid and a crayon?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 14, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
Anyone else sick and tired of Chris Berman doing the play by play for this thing?
I think…I think I might hate him.
Anyone else sick and tired of Chris Berman?
Oh yeah, I forgot – I’ve been sick of him for years now!
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I was trying to do an unofficial count on how many times he said "back" last night
It was impossible though, somewhere between 1000 and 1500 I’d say
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
I heard that this morning on KJR
People actually willfully listen to that, huh?
Wow.
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