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Homerun Derby Thread 7/13/2009

Does anyone care about the HR Derby? I believe I do, it's kind of awe inspiring, despite how icky listening to Chris Bermann makes me feel. I sort wish ESPN would just play really intense music or something and shut up.

LINEUP                                  HR

Nelson Cruz TEX                    22

Prince Fielder MIL                   22

Brandon Inge DET                  21

Adrian Gonzalez SD               24

Tony Pena TAM                       24

Ryan Howard PHI                   22

Joe Mauer MIN                       15

Albert Pujols STL                    32

 

Joe Mauer, seriously? Branyan has better HR numbers and is better looking, well that's debatable. I wonder if he was asked to participate or do you have to be an All-Star to be in the derby? Either way, not seeing him hit some 500 foot bombs is taking away from the experience.

NOTES

-Prince Fielder has a TON of power

-Nelson Cruz was impressive

-ESPN is using some HitF/X or something

-I thought the "call your shot" promotion at the beginning of the telecast made me feel unusual

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He's got 21 HR this year

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, you were 9?

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't be here

this is LL, people come here for debauchery

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay for the bathhouses?

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by Faux on Jul 13, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, I started posting here when I was 17 or 18

and I turned out fine

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started here at 16

I’m 20

I was pretty sure nobody here had a problem with my presence

but now that I see how it is……

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by BQueezy on Jul 14, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha 16!

You got slurved!

Hehehe Mark Reynolds is so awesome.

by Slurvey on Jul 13, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro turned it down.

I’d be angry with him, but how can you stay angry at a face like this?

by Decatur on Jul 13, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is everyone rooting for?

I’d say my top 3 are Fielder, Pujols, and Mauer, but I don’t have much invested in it.

Really, I just want Joe Buck to stop talki…wait, what’s this, there’s a mute button! Victory!

by Decatur on Jul 13, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols

Cruz was impressive though

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by gregrabble on Jul 13, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, thank god.

I don;t think I could have lasted much longer without Jeter.

by msb on Jul 13, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Branyan would have put everyone to shame.

He has the perfect swing for an event like this. And the ball explodes off his bat every time he makes contact.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I’m glad we got to see the inspiring Brandon Inge instead though.

Sometimes I wonder if people who make these decisions have any clue at all.

by Manzanillos Cup on Jul 13, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the off field thing is working for Pena

And Branyan certainly has off field power

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by gregrabble on Jul 13, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Maddox

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton isn't AIDS personified

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by Faux on Jul 13, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton has a lot of chaw in his mouth

You’d think a recovering drug addict would want to stay away from addictive substances.

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by bluemax on Jul 13, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

No way, for example

former coke heads drink more coffee and eat more sugar then anyone, it’s kind of like finding a lesser evil

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

I’m going to grab some skoal out of my car

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm back

and its delicious, Gregrabble don’t listen to this tobacco is bad for you

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple Poaches are the way to go

I dip once in a blue moon, apple is the best flavor… and pouches save the mess, double up if you really need the buzz

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by BQueezy on Jul 14, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the pictures they showed us in high school

where it looked like people had a cauliflower infestation in their gums.

by levnclf on Jul 13, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when they would show like half the jaw missing afterwards.

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by Fin on Jul 13, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're gonna do nicotine, at least you have a shot at beating lung cancer

Cancer in your mouth is just about going to do you in every time. Plus you get half your face removed on the way out, good times

by Kermit. on Jul 13, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for this advice.

This cements my determination never to try it.

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by Fin on Jul 13, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cancer will be cured before it ever has a chance to be a problem

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't dip that often

But that is my hope regardless

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love those.

I realize they are probably the fast food equivolent to philly cheesesteaks, but they are tasty.

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by Fin on Jul 13, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefever philly cheese steaks in Seattle

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to have to check this out.

Where in Seattle is it?

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by Fin on Jul 13, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Madison Street

It’s called Philadelphia Fevere

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.phillysteakshop.com/pages/1/index.htm

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most cheesesteaks are.

Anywhere in the country. There’s not much to them. You can find fancy ones that go above and beyond a basic Philly cheesesteak, but for some reason that’s not good enough because you haven’t a real cheesesteak until you have been to Philly.

It’s like people gushing about In-and-Out burgers when even going somewhere like Red Robin is so much better.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is absolutely false.

I’m sure you can get a decent cheesesteak outside of Philly. Ingredients wise, it seems like it’d be cake. But I’ve never had one.

by sammy on Jul 13, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my point.

My point is, there is nothing special about a “real” Philly cheesesteak (e.g. a cheesesteak from Philadelphia).

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unique.

Philly cheesesteaks are unique. They may not be your cup of tea, but you can’t get ’em like that anywhere else.

by sammy on Jul 13, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, that is patently false.

You may not get a Pat’s cheesesteak anywhere else, but you can get a cheesesteak anywhere in the world that tastes the same as your general Philly cheesesteak.

I’m not hating on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia. I’m saying there is nothing special about them. I have had better cheesesteaks elsewhere. My In-and-Out example was supposed to point out that people glorify the restaurant because you can only get it in California (yeah, I know there are other states that have them), but I have had a better burger elsewhere.

Maybe there is something about the taste for you that makes the cheesesteaks better in Philadelphia, but I have enjoyed a cheesesteak equally, if not more, away from Philadelphia.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe it!

You don’t know what a real cheesesteak is until you have been to Philadelphia!

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!

Yes, it was sarcasm. I thought the exclamation points would have made it obvious.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sleepy.

I have actually been to Jim’s on South St, which is what I base my recipe on; plus, I can cook, which helps.

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by section331 on Jul 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I come?

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want that wit'

Whiz and ’shrooms?

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by section331 on Jul 13, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

Though there is no way I would walk around Philadelphia on any sort of hallucinogens….you don’t really need them…

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by section331 on Jul 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're arguing different things.

When I hear “Philly cheesesteak,” I hear “Pat’s or Gino’s cheesesteak.” There are subtle differences between those two, but a large gaping yawn between those cheesesteaks and cheesesteaks from anywhere else. So when I say you can’t get a ‘good’ Philly cheesesteak outside of Philly, by ‘good,’ I mean a close facsimile. Like you can’t get a ‘good’ In-and-Out Burger outside of In-and-Out.

by sammy on Jul 13, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

but In and Out is still awesome.

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by bluemax on Jul 13, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In-and-Out is what it is, and you're not getting those burgers anywhere else.

Like you’re not getting Dick’s anywhere but in Seattle. Or McDonald’s anywhere but McDonald’s. Doesn’t mean you can’t have good burgers (or cheesesteaks) elsewhere. I’ve never had a cheesesteak anywhere but Philly that tastes like a “wiz wid” from Pat’s.

by sammy on Jul 13, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to write like short stories when I was a lot younger

And for whatever reason I invented a character named Greg Rabble and used him as the main character in every story. For some reason it just stuck and I use it for every username pretty much.

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by gregrabble on Jul 13, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know your name...

It’s just that Mr. Rabble has such a nice ring to it.

The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!

by JamMasterJesus on Jul 13, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks so delicious...

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by Fin on Jul 13, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan is routing for Ryan Howard.

You’d think morgan would hate this kind of event since Howard can’t get any RBI’s or move the runners over.

by levnclf on Jul 13, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh,

How could someone is the 2nd or 3rd best 2nd baseman in the history of the sport be so ignorant about what makes good baseball?

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else watched his new show?

Most of it was garbage but Artie Lang was steal showing hilarious

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed Cruz and Fielder

and from the way the rest of this derby has gone I feel like I missed the best part already.

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by bluemax on Jul 13, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

"Cruz and Fielder are in, unless Mauer gets really hot"

I don’t think he understands how the home run derby works…

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 13, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot damn this is streaming on mlb.com, so I can watch it at work!

Let’s go Albert!

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN just freeze for anyone else?

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It's back

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Albert is sucking it up.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

All these guys, even Prince and Cruz

look like they’re trying too hard. Last year hamilton looked like he was hitting golf balls.

by levnclf on Jul 13, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HIT THIS ONE A TON

:hits the ground 10 feet in front of the wall:

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by Jack Moore on Jul 13, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or:

fan reaches over the fence and gifts him an home run.

by levnclf on Jul 13, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have let Morrow throw

for the derby instead

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Albert's subpar approach on the fact that he's not wearing a hat.

WTF?

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

approach=results

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw hats

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who here has seen Branyan take batting practice?

What does he hit like? Opposite field or pull? Always puts on a show or works on mechanics and usually hits line drives?

by Decatur on Jul 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get why the players video tape the hitter. Each other clowning I'd understand

But the hitter? Better coverage on the official broadcast wouldn’t you think?

by Kermit. on Jul 13, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They both took a dive

to allow Pujols to move on

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And Albert avoids discrace.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a statement bomb

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to watch it

But no cable, and ESPN do not mix.

So the only thing I have to contribute to this thread is that I make a mean Philly cheesesteak.

~I'm on the DA~

by section331 on Jul 13, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup,

that’s where I’m watching it.

by JMKaustin on Jul 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I know that NOW

But it’s two hours in, so the appeal is lost for me. :(
I’ll take my ASG medicine tomorrow and like it.

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by section331 on Jul 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that home runs carry over is stupid. Why even have rounds?

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rest?

I think everyone thinks of Josh Hamilton as the real winner of last year’s because he hit the most overall home runs in the round (which correlates pretty strongly with putting on the best show).

by Decatur on Jul 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. The old format was much better I think.

I guess it kind of discourages hitters from hitting enough to get into the 2nd round and stopping. Also kind of counteracts the whole fatigue thing, but yeah it’s stupid.

by Zwakamatsu on Jul 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to dissapoint the home crowd Albert.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anybody else think Prince Fielder sounds like Kevin Smith?

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Done dipping

Now I’m showing my support for a free Cuba

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It was starting to bug me

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skoal or European Snus

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snus? Like the kind you snort?

I used to use regular cut Copenhagen, the Skoal long cut classic was similar. Jeez Skoal has a lot of choices

by Kermit. on Jul 13, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother always used the Apple flavored kind

Can’t remember if it was Skoal or Cope, but he always paid me nicely to buy it for him. I’d tell the shopkeepers it was for my Grandma and that if I didn’t buy it she’d make me change her bedpan

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by tootthekazoo on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skoal makes apple

it’s what my buddy use to chew, now he chews peach, he has no taste

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thats snuff

Snus is the tobacco pouches that they just started making in the U.S. oddly I find girls tend to like snuff more then guys

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a flash in the pan in the early to mid-90's, I never heard much about it after that.

Copenhagen regular is labeled snuff so I thought the European designation was the difference

by Kermit. on Jul 13, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The european desgination

is that they alter the nicotine level in the tobacco so its a lot higher which they aren’t allowed to do in the U.S.

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they have cool flavors

like “citrus menthol” and “energy drink”

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good old longcut original

My buddy Flanny chews that all the time

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made a Jack Daniels flavor for awhile

Wouldn’t recommend it, the worst. Especially with a hangover. I nearly said worst thing ever, but “Fielder…no fielder is going to catch that!”-Berman, was the worst thing ever.

by Kermit. on Jul 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to imagine that

Chris Berman covering a Cher song is theoretically the worst thing ever

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Green Sperm Effect

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Pat O'dea

I will enjoy my drink

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the worst camera work ever.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said, worst camera work ever.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically yeah.

But I consider the guys who work with the Pelco switching terminals(or whatever company they use) to be part of the camera work.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever,

Bryce Harper did that at 16, while curing cancer, which is what allows me to continue to enjoying chew

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this earlier.

They should have sort of exhibition using aluminum bats.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harper did it with wood

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

503!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was crushed!

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He Does Not Get Cheated tm

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh goodness.

Raul Ibanez sighting. I hope he has a giffable fielding blunder during the ASG.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Cruz just killed somebody with that foul ball.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

"The Rangers are really starting to believe in themselves."

So announcers just pretty much say whatever the fuck they want, I guess

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Career service is a stupid reason to make somebody an All Star.

And it’s an even stupider reason to make somebody the All Star starting pitcher.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Greinke so much that I bought a Greinke T-shirt at Kauffmann, but I'm cool with Halladay being the starter.

Greinke is the best choice, but Halladay has been the second to fourth best pitcher in the league this year and has been pretty underrated for most of his career. The Wakefield one is the one that hacks me off, since that’s about who GETS on the team, not the order they pitch in.

by Decatur on Jul 13, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BELTED DEEP TO CENTERFIELD! BACK BACK BACK BACK!

Caught at the warning track.

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by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FAT BOY!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats Prince.

What a lame ass Derby.

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.

by Goose on Jul 13, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooooooo

So how long til real baseball starts again?

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by Trenchtown on Jul 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Prince had a hairy neck.

Instead it was a tattoo. That is one fucking huge neck tattoo.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOSE!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

NELLY!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

"Are you sure that wasn't Vince Coleman?"

“Nope. That was Nelly.”

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NELLY AINT SCURRED

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Web gem

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, Kenny Mayne wasn't invited to this game?

I blame Harold Reynolds for getting fired. Looks like Golic and Greenberg have taken over the gig.

by Wilder. on Jul 13, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHTER SCALE

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.

by BRKLN M'S on Jul 13, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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