7/12: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 2:25 PM PDT
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Holland is a starting pitching prospect
His leftyness is semi coincidental
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Really? New pitcher?
High pitch count or something? Injured?
It's the Mariners
how would he have a high pitch count?
by seattlebruin on Jul 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I for one fully endorse Ronny sliding into first
Taking out Hank Blalock = Rangers have to use Chris Davis again
It saddens me my feed is so far behind everyone else
Living in the past sucks
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
Did you see a 2001 not made by Stanley Kubric?
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by Rich Langford on Jul 12, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Try not to interact in any way with your parents before they met
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That would have some wild implications
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If you go back in time before she's your mom is she still your mom?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Will you poke yourself in the head?
by abender20 on Jul 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unless you're literally you're own father.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean I have to kill myself in order to sleep with my mother?
I’m confused
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll make sense in my upcoming screenplay.
Michael Bay’s on hand to direct.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Will there be racist caricature robots?
Otherwise I’m not seeing it.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, it's not a Mike Bay movie if it doesn't
involve some sort of blatant, painfully regressive minstrel show.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so sick of getting runners in scoring position for...
The bottom of our lineup only to make a couple quick outs. And it seems whenever Cedeno does get on Ichiro pops up the first pitch.
Hans
Let’s hope he steals home during the commercial break
by there'vebeenfishesintheocean on Jul 12, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
I know, they sure stretch the bounds of logic sometimes
Anyone know if that story is true where they asked Mussina to play on Italy’s team cause they thought he was Italian?
Sounds fake to me but I hope its true
by Karma Police on Jul 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT DO THEY EQUAL?
Everybody together now!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
MOTHER FUCKING RUN!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 12, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeeeet
Same diff to Hans!
by there'vebeenfishesintheocean on Jul 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
He'd still bat .350 and have great defense if he were a Centaur Unicorn
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS SO FUN WHEN OTHER TEAMS PULL MARINER SHITTY MOVES
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Both seem more likely than :(edeno getting a hit
by seattlebruin on Jul 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
All it takes is a Cedeno put down?
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much, yeah
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That goatee is painted on
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I really relish when the other team's bullpen melts down
It seems like were on the wrong side of this event more often than not.
I imagine most people crying use tissues
by Graham MacAree on Jul 12, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What exactly are you implying
the correct use of kleenex is?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Are those sad tissues, or happy tissues?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I do believe it is.
That’s one of the few hyped-up summer movies for me that actually improves with age.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
A good offense is leading by at least 8 runs right now.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
Mark it on your calendars:
First bases loaded walk since 2001.
He's a dirty rally killer, and you know it.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Jul 12, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if I ban you first!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Jul 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees with the bases loaded
No outs, and Texeira up!
If that ever catches on, Im leaving the site forever
by Karma Police on Jul 12, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That nickname is stupid, and so are you.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just kidding, relax.
I know it’s silly, but so is 2 errors in a game. I won’t bring it up again.
I was talking with someone yesteday about how I enjoyed the incrimental inprovements to the team being made
The guy agreed with but then dropped “I’m still pissed they traded away Mike Morse! He could be playing fucking shortstop for us right now!!” At that point I knew there was nothing I could say to make him think otherwise and I moved the conversation towards the weather
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
People these days...
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Jul 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Noooooooooooo
you swapped out Sims for Rizzs?!?!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Honestly I'd rather have Rizzs on the radio
His play-by-play is a lot smoother than Sims
by appleshampoo on Jul 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If only I could find that Jeff as Hitler photoshop?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
This place is a hive of scum and villainy. That if for sure
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what's fun?
Trying to come up with a quote from the prequels. Or anything that happens in the prequels.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hustle would be nice
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
He's the definition of fake
He practices his emotional calls in between innings and routinely calls plays on a 5 second delay
Yeah, I was going to say,
his analysis leaves a little to be desired, but I’ve always like his play by play. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with polishing his calls.
I live sims but he’s not exactly the epitome of smooth on some of his calls.
We are a pretty embittered
fanbase over the past half-decade so it doesn’t take a lot to get on the community bad side
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I tried to get his autograph when I was 12
He gave it on a blank slip of paper my dad had, and complained it wasn’t stiff enough for him to sign it without going somewhere to find a surface to put the paper on. Not that I blame him, the table he was standing right next to was tough to reach.
I can't remember us scoring three runs by the third before, this is awesome!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Oh wait we did it in 'that' Angels game, but lets box memories of that game for now...
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU GO TO A BASEBALL GAME DRESSED LIKE THAT
by seattlebruin on Jul 12, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you wear a McDonald's carton when the fries are from Kidd Valley?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 12, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
There was just a whole lot of wrong going on with that whole sequence
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jul 12, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was truly sad.
Also, fuck rally fries!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey you are so fucking slow
He grounded to short right field, the guy bobbled it, and was still beaten by about 5 steps
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Because he is an East Coast Homer...
Hello? You are covering the MARINERS. I don’t wanna hear about the Yankees all the time.
God I love Guti
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Rob Johnson gave him the "catch the ball in your glove before it counces on the ground" signal
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...bounces...can we edit here?
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No, we eat our mistakes
like some sort of hateful, hateful stew.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
CATCHER ERA IS RELEVANT DAMMIT!!!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I am the biggest proponent of CERA in the world ever.
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd argue that Rob Johnson is.
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Jul 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
There ya go!
The Yankees suck-a-doodle-doo!
by JamMasterJesus on Jul 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Typical Rizzs
“Second walk today from Erik. Third walk.”
It was the fourth.
Hey, you can't expect him to pay too much attention to the game.
He has Krueger’s beautiful, beautiful hair distracting him.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned the game on
Is Bedard lights out tonight?
And what did Cedeno do?
Bedard has gotten a lot of defensive help and luck, with virtually no command of his fastball
Cedeno got an infield single that led to a couple of runs.
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He's labored a little and the defense
has made enough good plays to balance out the bad ones (Hannahan).
Cuntsicle
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I think he's gotten it once or twice
he got in on the Andrus K, can’t remember another
by seattlebruin on Jul 12, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Now the thought of Batista coming in is even more terrifying
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I hate it when I turn on the tv just to watch something like that.
But on the other hand, I love it when I turn the tv on and someone amazing happens for us
It sounds good.
Perhaps in terms of content it is deficient, but I would be confused if anyone told me he thought sims was better at speaking.
I'm going to imagine that this was about the Batista/Cruz AB
and laugh.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, Batista's coming in
This game was moving too quick anyway
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Junior is a Mariner.
I would have thought that meant people would stop bringing up his 2007 visit as a Red.
Guess not. Idiots.
Double cuntsicle
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
People were tired?
I fucking hate you Mariners
There were two outs and none on and it's the sixth
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THIS YET FUCUUCUCKC DELAY FUCKCK HTR
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
"Nothing really negative to say about that pitch."
Oh I don’t know. How about that it ENDED UP IN THE FUCKING RIGHT FIELD SEATS!!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
Well this game is over
Seeing as we’ve already scored more than our allotted amount of defense in this game.
What happens if you climb into the stands and run up a few rows and then catch the ball in your mouth?
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like that scene in Major League 2.
Where Taka Tankaka (sp?) stood on the LF wall and caught it.
It seems like every time we blow a lead the bottom of our order leads off the next inning
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Damn you Kinsler.
Cut your hair you cherry pop-tart
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm always sad when I see young children in Mariner gear. Poor poor souls have no idea what mental trauma they are getting themselves into
I fucking hate you Mariners
With our luck, the M's will be good by the time they're old enough to care.
And we’ll all be dead of aneurysms.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
How has this guy with Power Ranger jammies hit home runs this year
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
In the privacy of our minds?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Lefties kill us. And now we just added Langerhans and Hannahan who can't hit lefties at all.
Darren lies the problem with Jack Z’s decision making.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Thank goodness is wasn't exactly as bad.
I fucking hate you Mariners
You seem bitter
Sounds like someone needs a Holliday!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a little Randy today.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yankees have the bases loaded and nobody out again
Down by 3 now though.
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ONE RUN GAME
Jorge Posada is their #9 hitter today.
Must be nice.
Yep.
On a team that frequently depends on dumb luck and a decent defense, Bedard is becoming the quintessential Mariner. Keep up the good work!
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this one...
Happy happy thoughts!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Holy shit I just switched from next def to normal and missed Batista's 1-2-3. I feel slightly better now!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Just misplaced the decmial
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That was quick.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Good thing the Yanks didn't have that shit house A-Rod up this time.
They actually got a run home.
As bad as Krueger has been it's nothing compared to the drop off from Dreyer to New York Vinnie.
They seriously mailed in today’s broadcast.
"He can make this park look small. And not many guys can do that."
Silva
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry, I've never made a Silva fat joke before. I'm done.
by Attractive Nuisance on Jul 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't a fat joke til you said something.
His pitching makes the park look small too
I thought you were refering to the fact that even bad hitters tend to hit long bombs against Silva.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is the MILF who talks about the tracer between innings?
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Yanks just GIDP with bases loaded again.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
And the bases weren't loaded, it was first and second
5-4 Angels now, Yankees got two
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GRIFFEY SPEED
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
He's wearing Willie's number.
Seems appropriate.
Basehit...haha
Andrus could have ate lunch before throwing that ball and still got Griffey.
What is it with these guys rushing throws on Griffey?
Andrus had plenty of time to get set and make a strong throw.
"That one looks like rain.
That one looks like thunder. That one looks like a turtle."
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's ok
Jr. would have been forced out at second.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey's already been replaced by Wilson.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
WOO!
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
This calls for a celebration
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Rec'd for truthfulness!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnson is disgustingly lucky
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
POUR IT ON MS!
Let’s close this one out!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yes!!!!
Rob Johnson is totally fucking with Teagarden’s cERA!
Congrats to Shelton
On his first RBI as a Mariner.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Reminds me of the bizarre wins we cobbled together
in 2007. Oh, those were the days.
by Liebkartoffel on Jul 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Two bloops and an error!
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 12, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jul 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruger talks so much shit he just needs ending.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
Methinks we may be reviving
Our 2001 slogan “Two outs, SO WHAT?”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
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