7/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2
I predict it will be that error that kills us.
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Ronny really does seem like a White Briefs kind of guy
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I'm right
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not a thought I need in my innocent little head
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Commando and in running shorts?
Be still her heart
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How about boxers over sweatpants?
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweatpants would feel better on the junk than boxers
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of starchy boxers are you wearing?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
True but there are some very silky boxers
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to patent sweatpant-material underwear first thing Monday
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So sweatpants under the jeans until you wear them in
Then nothing.
Interesting.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't remember what we're talking about so something something Ronny's penis
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully :(edeno only applies to his baseball skills
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Only the first couple times
Then, it’s Ce8Deno
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We should send fanmail to the Mariners addressed to Ronny :(edeno
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Spray perfume on the one you send him
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He wouldn't understand it
He’d think we were all fat-fingered internet dwellers and we mistyped because of our fat-fingers
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So that explains all the guys wearing sweatpants to the strip club across from my old work at 10 am
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No, those guys can't afford real pants
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think more to the point they are the type of person to show up at Rick's at 10am
That really says all it needs to
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Too late, that image will be stuck with you now
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Not cool enough
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
"This is how you step on a bag"
THIS
THIS RIGHT HERE
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHA
He’s saying he touched the bag first, which I’m pretty sure he did
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Shouldn't matter though, should it?
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it should.
If a runner has to wait until the fielder touches to the ball to tag up, then until the ball hits the ground the force should still be in play.
I get what you meant,
but I still don’t think it makes a difference. You’re not required to go back to the bag on a tag-up, it just leaves the force-out in effect at your original base. In this situation, the force was on until he touched second and once the ball dropped, he had to be tagged to record the out, as far as I would assume the rule to be
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
looked like he touched the base with his right foot.
I have no idea how that works w/r/t the basepath, though
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's exactly what I saw happen
Shouldn’t matter whether the ball was still in the air or not, correct?
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think he touched the bag
The camera angle didn’t quite show it, but that would have been odd to pull up and not touch it when he was literally on top of it
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nelson Cruz hits into fielder's choice, center fielder Franklin Gutierrez to second baseman Jose Lopez
Marlon Byrd out at second
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nonsense we're playing Texas
one of the only teams that have a worse history of success than we do.
I refuse to accept a shifting paradigm in their favor.
If we can manage to get a lead, we should be able to go straight from Wash to Aardsma.
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I really have no desire to see Washburn throw the eighth
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Given that Washburn has tradtionally melted down around 90 pitches?
I’d like to see Lowe or Kelley. Olson would be fine too.
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinsler and Young lead off the eighth
so I don’t think that Olson would be that good of an option on second thought
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be alright with Lowe, I guess
Most of our bullpen terrifies me right now
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How on earth has Washburn allowed only one run?
This is the sort of game that exposes ERA for the joke stat it is.
I don't know how to stop.
You'd think Washburn was a Ranger.
The way he gets talked about around here
Yeah.
I just take offense to people criticizing a player’s success – lucky or not – from my team.
So, take a strike
then bunt poorly on a ball.
You are testing my fanhood, Rob
I wasn't gonna comment in the GT tonight
But fucking hell that’s worth breaking my silence over.
Fuck Anaheim.
What's funny is that the broadcast mentioned it earlier in the game as well.
Something was in the air tonight, apparently.
How bad must Kevin Millwood feel to give up Rob Johnson's second-ever homer?
I don't know how to stop.
What's Johnson saying to Washburn?
“I just closed my eyes and swung THIS HARD”
I think you just want him to close his eyes
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And swing HARD
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what he already does
Yes, we have a coupon.
by Crystal for DH on Jul 11, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Also note that Jeff Francoeur went 2-for-4 with 2 RBIs today.
So this is just apparently one of those days when God says “hey, fuck probability” and lets ’er rip.
I don't know how to stop.
He gave up a homer to Rob friggin' Johnson and a double to Jack Hannahannahan.
You’d be glum too.
I don't know how to stop.
Define.
You mean laconic and ho-hum? Or “pounding everyone on the back like a rock ’em sock ’em robot and grinning goofily” like he did after the Felix Slam?
I don't know how to stop.
Could go either way then.
He did look lovable when cheering Felix on, after all.
I don't know how to stop.
He always has a cute little face in the dugout
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You sound alarmingly like one of the hillbillies from Deliverance.
“You look jest like a hog, Erik.”
I don't know how to stop.
I know!
It was even more adorable than usual.
Matthew, I've got no problem admitting when I'm wrong,
but I’d love to see some numbers on innings pitched (both per game and overall), opponent scores, and the like. I’m not saying he’s an ace – I’m saying he’s been one of our more dependable pitchers. How much would public opinion differ if the poor bastard actually got run support when he pitched?
Illegible
Essentially this would be basing opinion off him on W-L record
which we know is meaningless – instead a metric like tRA shows that based on his batted ball profile, he’s been ~average this season. It’s just that with our great defense, his fielding dependent stats look fantastic
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
How is that relevant?
He has not been good. That he was better than other people is not relevant in the slightest.
See below in my response to Jeff.
If you have a house made of shit that happens to be standing fairly tall at the moment, why remove one of it’s walls?
Illegible
Wait
are the walls shit? Who wants a shit house?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Plenty of African tribesmen, it would seem.
Though I guess they’d probably upgrade from baked cow dung to brick if they could.
I don't know how to stop.
That's African-American tribesmen, good sir
Dont wanna be racist now
by Karma Police on Jul 11, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Because only two of the walls are shit, and a lot of the furniture inside is shit
So you swap one of the shit walls for some nice furniture and replace the wall with another shit wall that you already had
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Being one of our more dependable pitchers over the last few years doesn't really make him good
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I get that, but if we send him away we have even less.
Again, depending on what comes back to us.
Illegible
The difference between Washburn and guys like Olson, RRS, Jak, etc. isn't very big
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not 100% convinced of this but I am sure it is small
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Right.
Hence “the difference between the two going forward is negligible.”
Plus we'd score more runs because Washburn is cursed
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, credit to LoneStarBall for finding this
Rule 7.08(d) Comment: Runners need not “tag up” on a foul tip. They may steal on a foul tip. If a so-called tip is not caught, it becomes an ordinary foul. Runners then return to their bases.
(e) He fails to reach the next base before a fielder tags him or the base, after he has been forced to advance by reason of the batter becoming a runner. However, if a following runner is put out on a force play, the force is removed and the runner must be tagged to be put out. The force is removed as soon as the runner touches the base to which he is forced to advance, and if he overslides or overruns the base, the runner must be tagged to be put out. However, if the forced runner, after touching the next base, retreats for any reason towards the base he had last occupied, the force play is reinstated, and he can again be put out if the defense tags the base to which he is forced;
Huh
well I’ll be. Guess the ump got it right
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You would be stunned at how many obscure baseball rules you have no idea about.
Was at a site the other day (maybe through Tango’s blog?) that quizzed you on several scenarios, and I got at least 40% of them wrong.
I don't know how to stop.
Well how about that
I just learned something that will likely never be applied again because who makes an idiot move like that anyway?
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is so good it's better than Pavement's second album, that's how good it feels right now.
I’m listening to both simultaneously and I’m actually enjoying the game more.
I don't know how to stop.
FYI on Marlon Byrd Out at 2B
Rule 7.08(e) (http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/official_rules/runner_7.jsp) states:
(e) He fails to reach the next base before a fielder tags him or the base, after he has been forced to advance by reason of the batter becoming a runner. However, if a following runner is put out on a force play, the force is removed and the runner must be tagged to be put out. The force is removed as soon as the runner touches the base to which he is forced to advance, and if he overslides or overruns the base, the runner must be tagged to be put out. However, if the forced runner, after touching the next base, retreats for any reason towards the base he had last occupied, the force play is reinstated, and he can again be put out if the defense tags the base to which he is forced;
by Mariner Optimist on Jul 11, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Well, we'll have to settle for a
“should be first-and-second-with-no-outs”
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 11, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really know why Ichiro would ever steal with Branyan up next.
Odds are higher for a HR or walk than a single.
Wow Michael Young has actually looked good defensively this series
Why is Lowe coming in? Washburn is at like 92 pitches.
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Eh.
Only one lefty and Kinsler has crushed some balls off of him.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 11, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Now then, which pants-shitting nervewracking reliever experience will we get tonight?
I don't know how to stop.
Ronny!
Okay one more then we can get to Olson.
Why do I have more confidence in Olson than the rest of our pen?
This is what happens when your woman goes out of town isn't it?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LLLJ
DO NOT DOWNLOAD CIV 2 IT WILL CONSUME YOU
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The only cure is to switch to Starcraft.
Unfortunately the cure is worse than the disease.
I don't know how to stop.
I still have it somewhere.
You should have asked.
Dear Overlord of Lookout Landing
please send me Sim Tower.
Thanks!
by seattlebruin on Jul 11, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing is I downloaded it from somewhere and my computer was too fast since Sim Tower probably was ment to run on like a pentium 60
and I couldn’t find out how to slow it down.
I remember trying it and it slowed it down a liiiiittle bit but not enough.
I really want to try it again though now that it’s been brought up.
The people who built the BGCC would have benefited from this game.
29 stories and two elevators is NOT ENOUGH
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT IS PERFECT
I want an earthquake
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it's not a popular aspect,
but come on, the South really got screwed post-Civil War and it remains a sensitive subject to some. Please do not mock all those people by calling it a homophobic slur.
SAM AND MAX HIT THE ROAD.
CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND.
BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR.
Long live the 486.
I don't know how to stop.
Leisure Suit Larry
King’s Quest
Space Quest
Police Quest
but most importantly Goblins, Gobliins, and Gobliiins 3. Sierra fucking owned back then.
Sierra did all those?
Tribes was my favorite. Also I was strangely addicted to Alpha Centauri, on the original subject of Sid Meier games.
Sierra didn't do Gobliiins, did they?
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Never played any of those. But I'm surprised that you pimped Sierra yet forgot to mention Gabriel Knight.
I don't know how to stop.
I bought the enitre collection of King's Quest, Space Quest, and Police Quest two years ago.
My computer can’t run them because it is too fast.
Along with the Monkey Island series, these are some of the best games ever made.
You know about Dos Box?
It’s a slightly more complicated version of an emulator that will play pretty much all old dos games perfectly. I bet you could get it to work with games you install even though I use DOS roms. If you download the program that fixes the sound (can’t remember the name right now) you get completely playable, full games.
SCUMM VM is where the awesome is
See above, but I’ve been using the hell out of it lately
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been playing CMI the last couple days
After having played through the first two last week. Also have Full Throttle, Sam and Max, and Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis to get me through the rest of the summer
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You want old? Try busting out Dungeon Master some time.
Still holds up well.
I don't know how to stop.
My dad still thinks it's the greatest computer game he's ever played.
Greatest strategy game, at least. Better even than the sequels.
I don't know how to stop.
Do you find yourself starting a new civ often?
I hate when I am going well and then some barbarians or another civ comes and ruins everything early.
Do yourself a favor
and play civ 4 with the expansions. Civ 2 is great and all but Civ 4 will leave you drooling at the computer wondering where last week went.
He probably sells cocaine
So he knows what he’s talking about, if you know what I mean
by Karma Police on Jul 11, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
As godawful as "LOL" is, I confess I has a soft spot for the term "LOLOCAUST."
I don't know how to stop.
Commercial mind melt.
Why is Dex the annoying yellow pages guy freaking out the small blizzard loving child in the kitchen there?
Got myself some tickets earlier today.
Just a heads up, if you put DREAM into the promo box, field tickets are only $30.
I don't know if I should make the dirty joke here
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Johnson bobblehead night is whenever he bobbles his head whilst performing oral gratification on other dudes
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It was funnier left as mere implication.
Although it does have a certain anti-humor humor when spelled out in grinding detail.
I don't know how to stop.
*cue random power outage
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that as well
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Splitter?
If so, more of that please.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jul 11, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
So that's where Jeff gets all of his analysis
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And Loafie made a real lazy tag attempt
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT THAT THOUGH!
WOOOO
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
CERA is such a digusting stat.
I hate that in a year where the broadcasters finally using stats like RZR and UZR, they are using CERA as well.
by Mariner Melee on Jul 11, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno.
I was told behind homeplate so I’ll probably be in the second deck. Wont get to actually see the ticket until tomorrow.
One side sad, the other side the happy C:Deno one
so you can flip between them, commenting on his game as it goes.
Thank you Chuck Armstrong for not trading Jarrod Washburn last year, because he might actually get you more this year.
The team that loses on the Roy Holliday sweepstake might over pay for Washburn.
Man, maybe Chuck Armstrong knew that he would get more this year.
Which is why he nixed the deal.
2009 Safeco Field Record: 5-0 ; Overall Safeco Field Record: 9-4
You know how awesome Jack Z has been?
Imagine him with 12M more to play with.
Not trading Jarrod Washburn was stupid then, and it is just as stupid now.
Type-C ish, but we probably won't even offer him arbitration anyway because he might accept and we're on the hook for 12 million a year with a crappy below average pitcher int 2010
I like the idea of packaging him and his catcher and getting rid of both of them by the deadline.
by Sinking Away on Jul 11, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnson is about 3/5 of our rotation's catcher now.
And to that I say, for one night, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeff.
I predict it will be that error that kills us.
I somehow imagine that you’re happy to be wrong
Ranger Pitching!
Hey Jeff, now that Ranger pitching has owned the M’s, do you feel silly? Oh……
Benno
Rangers pitching is good!
Don’t you know!?
by Mariner Melee on Jul 11, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
We were by far the worst
Just a few weeks ago. Now if only we could get someone to fill in for Cedeno…
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Go for 3-1 boys!
CLOSE OUT THE FIRST HALF WITH A BANG!
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You know, I'm sitting here staring at my Morrow
Bobblehead happy that he’s no longer pitching for the big team.
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Rob Johnson has 4 CW this month.Kenji Johjima only 2.
Rob is more valuable.
I would say he pitches exactly like a below average AL starter
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it means the other team doesn't score many runs when he pitches
Which tends to be a good thing for the Mariners
Why are these comments just now appearing
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to know
perhaps he has a really really really really really slow connection.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops a doodle
Force of habit. I hate boxing people because I usually forget to let them back out.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
When you open that box up now all you're going to find is a pathetic little skeleton gripping the bars.
Sad.
I don't know how to stop.
by esoteric on Jul 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I enjoy how you pluralized it.
No, I just have a bad habit of doing the exact same thing.
Poor Fogel.
Actually, fuck that guy.
Suck his dick? Like hell I will.
See what you get, Fogel?
I got your favorite player traded to Mariner purgatory.
I believe you are to suck Johnson's first
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Was the apostrophe necessary?
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 11, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem to have an outdated way of evaluating pitchers.
The other team not scoring many runs falls just as much, roughly, on the defense, as the pitcher.
Yes please be more patronising to your betters
by Graham MacAree on Jul 11, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You are aware that in some parts of the world people actually spell according to the rules of actual English
Are you so fucking retarded that you’ve been around LL for months without picking up on the fact that I’m not American? Considering your posting history I’m leaning towards ‘yes’.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We won a war...
To spell however we want. Sure, aluminium makes sense on the column, but it sounds silly. And why have a z if you never use it? The Kinks understood (read the back of their first album), and they’re as British as can be. The Beatles may have stolen the limelight, but The Kinks were the real trailblazers.
While I get your point
If you take a second to say the word “patronizing” out loud, you will see that the Z is pretty clearly pronounced in it
WHY DOES EVERYONE AFFILIATED WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON HAVE THE WIT AND INTELLECT OF A STROMATOLITE
by Graham MacAree on Jul 11, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Excellent use of extinct pre-Cambrian species for comparative purposes
[golf claps]
I don't know how to stop.
There are still stromatolites being laid down in Australia I believe
Shark Bay has some colonies?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 11, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
There are also a few more but they are remote and practically inaccessible
Shark Bay is pretty much the only place ordinary people can see them
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I get for not confirming with wikipedia before posting.
If memory serves correctly, the fossil versions are among the most ancient evidence of life on earth.
I do love reading up on evolutionary science in my spare time.
I don't know how to stop.
He seems to have made a decent career..
With that spelling. And it’s certainly better than Chone.
HEY I JUST MANAGED TO SAY PATRONISING WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A RETARD AND RESORTING TO USING A "Z".
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 12, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be pretty awesome if he bought all the outfielders each a car or something.
Not that our outfield needs anymore wheels!
by Decatur on Jul 11, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gil Meche was an amazing signing. Dayton Moore is damned good at scouting and projecting future performance (Callaspo, Soria, Meche, Bannister)
It’s just that he’s worse than blind when evaluating present value of players.
I'm not even sure I believe this anymore
I’m starting to think he’s just been wildly lucky
by seattlebruin on Jul 12, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, how are the Giants good?
I mean, having a guy pitch a No-No who was about to be demoted. They’re playing out of their minds.
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Their pitching staff is phenomenal.
And Pablo Sandoval is a good player.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Although they need another bat
If they are going to have any chance for the playoffs (probably not in any case because the Dodgers are so far ahead and the WC will be tough).
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Aaron Rowand is also underrated
But I’m surprised to see his defense has dropped off, according to UZR. Used to be great and still makes some good plays.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 11, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he's a little timid
After hurting himself smashing into the wall with the Phillies.
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He's an aging centerfielder
that’s the whole reason why that contract was insane in the first place
by seattlebruin on Jul 12, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah Brandon
Enjoy Tacoma dude, I can’t believe we made a bobble-head of him.
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Next year's bobblehead schedual won't include him.
We can have Branyan (if re-signed), Ichiro, Guti, Aardsma and Felix for next year.
by Mariner Melee on Jul 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...interesting nickname. I like Fat Ichiro for him still, though.
What are other players in MLB who have great nicknames?
No matter how many you hear, nothing is going to beat Fat Ichiro
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was Fat Ichiro
started by M’s fans or Giants fans?
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 11, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
If I were a Giants fan, I would absolutely get one:

by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 11, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Player height and weight numbers are astonishingly unreliable (they update them about once in a guy's career it seems like)
It might be something to ask McCovey Chronicles if you’re really interested, I guess.
Surprisingly, not bad. He has some real spring in his step.
He’ll probably move to first in a couple years unless he can lose some weight and keep it off, though, but even guys that gain only muscle tend to lose range from that.
I like to think it was an NBC local news alert
just to show how fat he was.
That's automated and I have nothing to do with it
They had five.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
When the numbers in the Mariner batting innings columnn read NEGATIVE one that one time, I thought that was you or M/G doing it at first.
Accountability. It is all about accountability.
Baker told me as much. You need to learn some.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 12, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Postgame caller voted Rob for first half MVP because the pitchers are so much better this year than last.
Shannon helpfully pointed out that Rick Adair, John Wetteland and even Jason Phillips have something to do with both improved pitching and improved catching.
BAHAHAHAHA
Also, I don’t think there’s a person in the world who could be nicer about explaining effectively than Drayer.
It was hard to be at the game last night watching so many wasted opportunities go by.
Tonight makes it feel better. And I’m in love with GMZ.
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