7/1: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 3:02 PM PDT
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Seattle Mariners at New York Yankees, Jul 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT
Well that does it. I have a new favorite team photographer. "Hi Andy! I am here to take your picture. And also you are going to be raped."
Four switch-hitters in the Yankee lineup means Washburn will only get to face two lefties, putting him at the opposite disadvantage that Morrow faced last night. Players who can bat from both sides? We should try getting some of those.
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Should Woodward be "3B"?
Or is this the first time we have had a full lineup without the ""s?
by d0nkey on Jul 1, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I overreacted last night and he is not as bad as he seemed
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free the quotation marks!
Griffey deserves a “DH” at least.
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His line has to be worst for AL DH's right?
by d0nkey on Jul 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turns out that Griffey is middle of the pack in wOBA for DHs
Of course, he’d lead the league among NL DHs. ;-)
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes it puzzles me how so many DH's can suck so much
How hard is it to find a guy who can hit decently? They don’t even have to play defense, period.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, after looking at the links Matthew provided
I was shocked to see how bad the DHs were. That doesn’t seem like a tough job.
by d0nkey on Jul 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DH'ing is the toughest hitting job aside from pinch hitting.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this a serious statement?
If so, is there an explanation for it?
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to produce at a relatively high level to be even replacement level
and there is a production penalty associated with DHing.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus DH's don't play the field so they've got more work to do to stay loose between AB's
it’s not scientific, but most DH’s you hear interviewed talked about how much harder it is to only appear four times a game as far as their preparation and routine goes.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was more addressing the issue of being cold.
Like pinch hitting and coming off the bench and being expected to have your timing ready, DHing presents a challenge because you’re out of the game most of the time.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is where the production penalty comes into account
which I should have pointed out in my initial post.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I was mistaken.
Thought you were talking about positional adjustment.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Not playing the field keeps them cold.
DH’ing incurs a -22.5 positional adjustment and full time DHs get 5 of those runs back on their hitting line due to the difficulties.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
I’d heard the “not playing the field keeps them cold” part before, but I never knew the numbers supported it. Thanks!
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
League average wOBA was .332 last year
Only 7 of the 18 DH on that list are above that.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure if you can conclude anything from that.
I set the PA to > 150 which was completely arbitrary.
Small sample size rules apply.
7 out of 18 above average seems to me to be well within random variation.
Don’t know if you were going somewhere with your comment. I was just surprised to learn that Griffey stacks up pretty well against other DHs.
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pettitte's picture reminds me of that thing in Vanity Fair where they give an actor a situation and have them display the corresponding emotion.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Your girlfriend on the side just walked into the restaurant you took your wife to for your anniversary, ambled over to your table, and announced that she is pregnant. The baby is yours."
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, with Andy it would have to be something more like "evolution is true?!?!"
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You mean that stuff really was vitamin B-12?"
“I’m gonna kill Roger!”
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Andy was in a movie about aliens, and this is the first scene inside the rape-room on the spaceship.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You make me so happy Jeff.
Well that does it. I have a new favorite team photographer. “Hi Andy! I am here to take your picture. And also you are going to be raped.”
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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Players who can bat from both sides? We should try getting some of those.
We did try twice, one was crazy and could not hit and one was fat and slow and could not hit.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
by InSpokane on Jul 1, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And then we had some fool in our system who could play the middle infield
and we traded him for an ESPN analyst.
by kentcheesehead on Jul 1, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angels have quite a few guys who can stand in either batter's box.
Now, hitting? That’s a different story.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are all the Yankees photos photoshoped?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 1, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Wait, what? You ran over my bunny rabbit?"
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he prepared a cookie for the photographer but while waiting was unable to control his baser instincts and ingested it himself.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would he still look so sorrowful?
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we need our best pitchers against the BoSox
Have we played the Red Socks on the 4th before?
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
by InSpokane on Jul 1, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God.
“I like Rob catching (Jarrod) Washburn.’’
“I think if you had to describe Rob as a young catcher, the biggest thing for me is the word ‘presence’,‘’ Wakamatsu replied. "I think he gives a belief system to a lot of pitchers out there. There are things we talk about daily that he’s got to get better at, but the one thing he has, for a young guy, he has a strong presence back there. He’s not afraid. He’s a very tough young player.’’
Wak and Rob Johnson are like Hargrove and WFB
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think so.
I think Wak just has to make excuses because Wash hates Joh catching him.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean we have to trade Washburn and Johnson in a package deal?
Here, take this pitcher and we’ll throw in his catcher for free!
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can almost see myself in the reflection on my shoe.
I wonder if I could get close enough to kiss myself.
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's his right leg?
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jul 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Wak
draft pick James Jones from Long Island got to come out to the park, meet Jr., & take BP.
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it a bad sign that when I see that name, I think Jerome James?
by kentcheesehead on Jul 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see Jim Jones...not the rapper...
The cult guy…
by SebastianPruiti on Jul 1, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually clicked on this thinking that it would link me to a novel you had written, msb.
by Decatur on Jul 1, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pseudonym
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, someday over a beer I'll tell you about my time in the service.
makes a good yarn.
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So based on how hard he hits the ball Wlad should be due for positive regression?
by Fogel on Jul 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It depends on Jobu's mood today.
You didn’t touch Jobu’s rum, did you? Because that would be a very bad thing.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit why does the SouthCenter team store only carry Ichiro and Griffey jerseys?
I have to wait two weeks for my jersey… =(
Best thing that you ever bought that it killed you to wait for shipping?
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Killed her too
They forgot to put airholes in the box
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say something else, but now it would just appear inferior to this comment.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ditto
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS3
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stunned they didn't have a Rob Johnson ready to go for you
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duke Nukem Forever.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 1, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hope we're winning when I get home!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh you better fucking believe it
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does "winning" also equal "not losing"?
Because if you can make it home in the next ~2 minutes, you’re sure to be fine!
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff why do we always switch locations on LL meet ups?
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 1, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're generally not invited back to anywhere we go.
There are… incidents.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow umpires fucking suck
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that pitch was in no way close to the strike zone.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He seems to be giving a generous strike zone.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think all of the umpires have a running bet this season on who can fuck the Mariners up the most
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay.
Eventually the karmic debt will build up and we’ll get another Gerry Davis call.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone seems so excited by this game.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod Washburn will not give up a homerun this game
by Fogel on Jul 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Haha Gutz.
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was shitty
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh golly
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're so boned.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A ROD IS SO UNCLUTCH!!!!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gutz sexblast time?
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God this ump is so blind.
How pitch #2 is a ball I’ll never know.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
James Jones is supposed to be the really toolsy boom/bust one, correct?
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scouted mostly as a pitcher.
We drafted him as an outfielder.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GUTZ!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha funny. I was just looking at Cody Ransom's fangraphs page
and realized he sucked at 3B.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course Griffey only makes it to second on that one
Fag
by Fogel on Jul 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This ump is absolutely fucking horrible that wasn't even close
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it's a consistently horrible strike zone, I guess
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not really though.
It’s always horrible, but he’s not consistent about the bullshit strikes he calls.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Even YES replayed it and showed it a good few inches inside.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Dale Scott you piece of shit
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God can we just move the game on rather than watch Johnson ground out to short?
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrong, second base.
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes with gameday it looks worse than it was...
it was that fucking bad…
by SebastianPruiti on Jul 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Rob Johnson was a good teammate he'd wait for Aardsma to get in the game, call a high fastball and duck.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Star Roster expanded to 33
13 pitches now.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jul 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow the pitch counts are really getting low.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers even.
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by bluemax on Jul 1, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah where the fuck was pitch #6 blue?
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Rob Johnson can give away three or four outs every game and people still love him.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where the hell is Rene Rivera these days?
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You aren't one of :(edeno's fans, are you?
by marc w on Jul 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more of a (:edeno fan
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 1, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there's nothing wrong with being a fan of a guy with a .200 wOBA.
I grew up with the 80s Mariners, and knowing just how awful some of those guys were doesn’t change the fact that I loved them.
by marc w on Jul 1, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy our performance with RISP sure is bad and looks to continue being bad for the rest of the season
by Fogel on Jul 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, nice job Woodward
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man I love DPs.
You are kind of forgiven Woody.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How do you feel about DVDA?
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The first pitch of this AB was also a ball.
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man we're just hitting the shit out of the ball
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree with that Alaska Airlines commercial
Motion-detecting automatic paper towel dispensers are the most useless and frustrating invention ever.
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same thing happens every time
I wave my hand in front of it like thirty times, it does nothing. Then as I’m walking away, it spits one out at me.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The paper roll ones are even worse
Every time it detects movement (which is not often) it dispenses about half an inch of paper towel, which is obviously not nearly enough to dry your hands with, so you have to repeat that process about 30 times just to dry your hands.
Maybe they figured by the time you’re done frantically waving your hands in front of the motion sensor for 5 minutes they’ll be air dried.
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have never seen any catcher miss more catchable balls than Rob Johnson
by SebastianPruiti on Jul 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But, but....
he has presence!
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Yankee Stadium and fuck Johnny Damon
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Solo homers don't hurt, right?
This has the hallmarks of another 3-0 tough luck Washburn loss.
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst stadium ever.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No that was just a gag for a DHL commercial.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damon has 15 home runs???
Fuck this stadium.
by MFAN on Jul 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
11 at home, 4 away.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
36 games each home and away.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's your HR to right
Are you happy Jeff?
by calim on Jul 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loafie!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell is Jose Lopez hitting third?
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he's terrible he should be batting ninth.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you'd figure Branyan would be a better bet there
though the more I think about it, he’s probably the third or fourth best hitter on the team
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit what the bitchtits was that called strikeout on Wlad?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he angried his mole off
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It can't come off, it can only move
maybe it’s on his ear now or something
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dale Scott is an idiot
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that a 2-0 pitch? Screen said 3-0 and so did Blowers
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now just don't fuck this up Wlad
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know this is silly
But I feel like our WP went down with that walk. Don’t want Wlad up right now.
by calim on Jul 1, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My first reaction was "Fuck, now the ground ball is going to be an inning ending double play instead of a run scoring out."
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sure tried.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two of those pitchers were strikes.
I take it the ump has been kinda douchy today?
by ThundaPC on Jul 1, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WORLD'S CHAMPIONS!
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that scared the shit out of me, thank you Mark.
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHA TEX THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING PAID A LOT
by Teej on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
That move is insane.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good work Wlad, now we get our oh so powerful 7-8-9 hitters in the 5th.
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever Woodward is batting .375
He’s clearly awesome.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So nice call again on pitch #1 to Posada.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a pleasant inning
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My goal for this half-inning is to force Pettite to throw at least ten pitches
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Based on who's coming up, I'm gonna guess 9
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
8.
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash is doing his best to get himself traded.
And that’s all you can ask for from your #3 starter.
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You could ask him to ignore labels and pitch like a #1.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, five-pitch inning
And we weren’t batting!
by calim on Jul 1, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I get them being aggressive today
I did not get them being aggressive yesterday.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm working for the man.
Working for the maaaaaaannnnn.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Woodward looks like a gnome.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hits like a gnome too
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't we just call him Frownny?
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cedeno gave that the ride that NOLA wants to give Cedeno
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I don't see the pun in this, but I feel I should.
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by Faux on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think that
they just got a random white guy bobble head and decided who to name the player it represented later?
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap they're playing a fast game in Yankee Stadium
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Swing first, ask questions later.
Hacka, hacka, hacka.
by PDXTai on Jul 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He isn't registered at PA but he is here?
Fishy.
by russak on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah you just can't tell with some people.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They showed the up above view on Swisher's K
Very borderline, but didn’t cross the corner.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"It doesn't look that close to tell you the truth"
-Niehaus.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see they leave the mics on during replays
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The ghost of Donnie Baseball blew that fair
Just sayin.
by pollo on Jul 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want him to bean Joba in the dugout
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair I'd be all for that
I hate watching the fat faggot pitch.
by pollo on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Compton, bitch.
Be there or be square.
by Wilder. on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pinstripe Alley says Melky is the one player that should not be facing Washburn.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job so far
by Washburn and Johnson holding the Yankees to 2 runs through 5.
Looks like they have enough to get through 7-8 innings.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Branyan's tanking in July so far
I guess regression had to come sometime
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What was this I was hearing
about Branyans hand-eye coordination exercises that were part of his improvement this year?
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That open stance of Branyan
still scares me in this stadium.
Hat trick.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Branyan channeling old Branyan
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey guess where that pitch was?
Outside.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If
Branyan doesn’t hit at least 1 home run in Yankee stadium i’ll probably cry.
by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry Junior did
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Branyan only has 4 more homeruns than Damon, what a fucking bitch.
by MFAN on Jul 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damon jerks the pitch
into this short porch, albeit he usually doesn’t need it; many if not most of his HRs are bombs.
He’s got legitimate power.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Damon has hit exactly one home run longer than 400 feet
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but he's going to start amping up his power eventually
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I kind like Damon when he was a clean-living young pup with KC
Then he had his mid-life crisis at age 30 and general assetry ensued.
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just started watching the game.
So yesterday Griffey played LF to get Sweeney’s bat into the lineup more against righties, and now we play Balentien in left ad Griffey DHs? I’m missing a huge piece of the puzzle here I think.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bahahahahaha
This stadium has to be changed.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY! HAW! HAW!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well!
I was just going to ask why one of the Mariners couldn’t hit one of those home run thingys.
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing but hate for that man
Disgusting.
by pollo on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if that leaves the park in any other stadium
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was hit pretty hard
at least a double pretty much anywhere
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
laughable homer, good hit nevertheless.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this isn't like last game. They take the lead, we tie, they lead, we tie, they lead we lose
by d0nkey on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im a little suprised Griffey has hit so many homers off lefties
Is that 5 of his 10?
by Rudy4three on Jul 1, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Off the top of my head, it's six
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't imagine he's had more than 30 or so ABs off lefties
by Rudy4three on Jul 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1.15 OPS against lefties this season
Yay small samples
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were to guess, I would think that his power (iso) ability doesn't change versus lefties.
Only that he doesn’t have as good an eye for the strike zone. But as long as he hits the ball it likely has the same chance of leaving. That would be my guess, without being able to get the splits to work.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do something Wlad. Would be a great time to show some worth to this ballclub
by Rudy4three on Jul 1, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Wlad, how about showing some of that fucking power you're supposed to have?
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK?
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Que?
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He wasn't even in camera view when the ball reached 2nd base.
For a moment I was wondering why the hell they were throwing the ball to 2nd base.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he throw that back to the pitcher first?
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Gutierrez; “What happened?”
Everyone else: “Yer out, son!”
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by section331 on Jul 1, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wash could be doing a lot worse against Tex
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He couldn't do any worse against A-rod
Somebody in here had it right:
Tie.
Yankees lead.
Tie.
Yankees lead.
Tie.
Yankees Win.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners fans amuse me.
Too many of my friends happen to be them.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have friends?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right.
Who am I kidding…
I’m a Yankee Fan after all.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not so much the team you like as it is your being really unpleasant to interact with
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll adjust my outlook in life
but just because it’s you, Jeff
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh and soooo assertive! Hey! I'm hosting a show in New York next week!
It’s at Lucky Cheng’s, maybe you’ve heard of it!
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised Mariners fans would be friends with a douche like you
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bali, Indonesia
Looking out the Hardrock Hotel next to the nude beach
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who are you?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you aren't annoying at all.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looked bad
was that bad?
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't fatal.
But it was bad enough.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God fucking damn it
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obvious.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy, I can hardly wait for that soccer game later!
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by section331 on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well at least it was someone we like...
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is FSN replay right?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, we'll tie it up next inning
Then give it back up.
by JBell523 on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Paul Oneil. What did you want us to do, walk Arod and put 1st and 2nd, nobdody out?
by Rudy4three on Jul 1, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nick Swisher needs to do steroids.
He just looks like a guy who needs to do it to make himself happy.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 1, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bending a paper clip in crazy directions would make Nick Swisher happy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No matter how hard you try you can never bend it straight
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people
Say the same thing about Jeter.
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by section331 on Jul 1, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To play a ball that poorly
and still get the out was very disheartening
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember in that episode of Arrested Development when Buster just goes off on his Mom and they just beep it out for like 25-30 seconds straight.
Whatever that is should be Chris Woodward’s new nickname.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
13 walks in only 20 innings pitched too
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been good since coming back from the DL
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
two base on ball in last 10 innings
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't going well
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johjima can't catch two days in a row or something?
by Wilder. on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tough luck for Robbie
That ball was scalded.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That makes at least three called strikeouts on balls today and I haven't even been looking at the Yankees
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have we seen way way too much of that this year? Or is it just me?
by d0nkey on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only know what happens to us
I can’t imagine we get it any better or worse than other teams.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you go all the way back to that 'rate the umps' poll of '98
Dale Scott was not in the top 5 of any category, including accuracy of pitch calling.
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Mariners Fans
are conspiracy theorists and paranoid schizophrenics…
Except you, Jeff; you’re just on the edge of insanity.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, no other teams have ever complained about the umpires.
It’s a Seattle thing. We’re hopped up on Starbucks and Nirvana.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're just too adorable.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you came back today.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The front page article on Yahoo! MLB is about A-Rod's diminished production
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo is the worst major sports outlet on the internet
They love sensationalism and creating stories that don’t exist.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
but that’s because ESPN isn’t out to destroy my Alma Mater like Yahoo is.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo is like ESPN with less worrying about integrity
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo: Facts? What are those?
“We’ll take the word of an excon at face value!”
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by bluemax on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah!
They slandered the good clean name of Reggie Bush.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diminished production...
Great timing to publish that.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last time Griffey and ARod hit a homer in the same game?
by pollo on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd totally forgotten about Lampkin
He had a pretty great season that year – .840 OPS.
by FWombat on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always get a good laugh over the one guy every year who totally doesn't belong in the Yankee lineup
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cody Ransom laughs at you behind your back
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do other teams select captains?
Because im getting tired of Jeter being called “captain”.
by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rizzsy loves the Yankee Captain.
He also loves Bob Shepard, though, and that made for some entertaining radio on the ride home, as he & Sims talked about Shepard & imitated him. Rizzs said he’d called Bob when they got to town, and Bob (at age 99) says his voice is willing but his body isn’t. “The stamina is not there. Sta-min-nah. That is a fine word.”
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want this game to end in time to watch the Sounder game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least Branyan's obligitory homerun this inning will be fun to watch.
...and now I'm here
by CapSea on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Losing would be more tolerable
If I didn’t have a fucking Lionel Richie song stuck in my head
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you should just kill yourself?
by SethGrandpa on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just saying I would.
I mean come on, Lionel Richie?
by SethGrandpa on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's talking about the other
White black guy who just died
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All, night, long
All Night!!!
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now it's stuck in my head.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your sig always makes me thankful. At least we don't have Barry Zito.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it was Matt Morris
who was the topic of discussion
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy seems to have pinpoint control.
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This ballpark is too big!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You were just brought in to get Ronny Cedeno out. Why are you smiling?
by Fuckmikereilly on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's the Yankees long-reliever.
I think this is the first time he’s ever come in for just one batter.
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh, the Ram has a "cargo-management system"
aka a box.
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're fucked
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is where I write
about my obligatory stupor at seeing a lefty Branyan in the 2-hole behind a lefty Ichiro
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because being in agreement with Michael Kay about baseball strategy makes you smart.
You know there’s a Yankees SBN blog you can hang out at? Funny how that works, you don’t have to comment on another team’s blog.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is where I write that you are a wonderful commentor and I sincerely hope that you are able to entertain the good folks at Halos Heaven as much as you entertain us
by seattlebruin on Jul 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep thinking the same thing, the stilted sentence structure would be perfect cover.
Easiest way to cover for language usage, etc.
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do realize you are aggravating to everyone here, and nearly everyone to a person is being as polite as possible?
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I don't think he does.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Branyan had a marvelous game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he hasn't cursed at small children yet.
Thug Life
by Slow Country on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Branyan struck out 3 or 4 times?
by Pessimistic Optimist on Jul 1, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4!
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 more outs to Mo
I wonder if we see Hughes or Bruney in the 8th
by Terrekain on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the 8th you fucking retard
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by gregrabble on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you are confused
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by Trenchtown on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That last time the Mariners batted was in fact the eighth inning of this baseball game
in it, the Mariners made three outs in a row. By the rules of baseball, the Mariners only get one more chance to hit, and by basic strategy, Mariano Rivera, the “closer” of the Yankees bullpen will most likely come in.
Hey look I can comment just like you
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