6/6: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Jun 6, 2009 1:10 PM PDT
I wonder if the Twins have team-building workshops on how to cultivate a proper sideburn.
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Lineups!
Ichiro RF
Russell Branyan 1B
Adrian Beltre 3B
Ken Griffey Jr. DH
Jose Lopez 2B
Ronny Cedeno SS
Endy Chavez LF
Guillemro Quiroz C
Franklin Gutierrez CF
by ThundaPC on Jun 6, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd imagine he's far worse than Rob right?
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is far worse than Rob "All-Star" Johnson
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he calls a good game!
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 6, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's a good cudlder.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
by InSpokane on Jun 6, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason I saw Jose Lopez and thought Jose Vidro.
I was scared for a split second and then caught my breath when I remembered Jose Lopez was not an overweight player with mediocre offense and poor defense who’s hitting in the middle of the ord… oops.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 6, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez is better then Vidro at both of those.
50!
by joof on Jun 6, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any sideburn-cultivating workshops they may have are clearly working quite well.
"You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model, but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job."
by nickmo on Jun 6, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they stole the Blue Jays' mutton chop consultant away from them?
The Jays had some ballin chops a year ago.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 6, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<img src=“http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2008-09/42630404.jpg”/width-200>
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok I suck, sorry.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you failed while trying to make your picture smaller.
by Teej on Jun 6, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did I do wrong?
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The backslash needs to be in front of the greater than symbol.
You seperated them with the width thing. Also you need an equal sign, not a dash. Also, control via height, not width.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, if you use the preview button before you post the picture will show up if you've got everything in the right place.
by Zwakamatsu on Jun 6, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me of the time.
When the SB Nation system made previewing mandatory and we somehow convinced them to change it otherwise.
by ThundaPC on Jun 6, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We did that?
what shitheads
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 6, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why could we not have convinced them to make capitalization and proper grammar mandatory?
that would have been more helpful.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 6, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a pain on normal comments.
but for images, there’s no excuse except laziness and I would hope by now that my reputation for abiding laziness is known enough.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that I mention it.
I wonder if there’s a way to make the use of the subject line mandatory? It was one of those changes from 1.0 that few under the radar that would be pretty handy these days.
by ThundaPC on Jun 6, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They really should give managers a lot more control over what's required blog to blog.
I wouldn’t want them to implement system wide requirements, because other blogs are run differently and that’s fine. But we should be able to require preview on images, subject lines at all times, etc. They clearly have the ability to do that.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for the day someone accidentally posts porn.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been done, and not accidentally
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 6, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did you link the comment just above yours?
by Snowman1025 on Jun 6, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that was the point
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES! Thanks for the help everyone, look how funny this is!

I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anchorage FOX affiliate is showing the god damned Dodgers vs. Phillies.
What. The. Fuck?
I called to complain but their offices are closed today.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
East Coast Bias strikes again.
They assume everyone outside Seattle wants to watch Phillies-Dodgers. Or any team besides the Mariners.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 6, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're two of the best teams in baseball so I don't blame them.
Give them credit for showing a good non RS NY matchup
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm outside Seattle and I'm getting the Mariners
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course they are
But expecting them to bear the Mariners’ game to non-local markets when they clearly have a more interesting game to show is retarded.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not disagree with this statement in the least.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything Soundgarden put out after Superunknown blew.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true.
There were some good tunes on Down on the Upside.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You only like bands after they start to suck.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
It’s easily the weakest of their “big 3”, and I hate the production, but there are many solid songs on it
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many? That might be pushing it.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3/4 of the album would qualify as many, yes.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to anyone who responds by saying Louder Than Love was a better album
I am preemptively saying that album sucks
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally I like it when bands rock rather than trying to become the Beatles but maybe that's just me.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Beatles Suck.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If by suck you mean greatest band of all time, then yes they certainly do.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Beatles actually suck.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have had the fight here so many times it's almost a meme.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Beatles may be the most polarizing band in music history.
At this point, there are only two camps.
Camp A thinks that The Beatles were musical gods and everything they wrote was music from the heavens.
Camp B rose up in direct response to Camp A. Camp B hates the irrational popularity of The Beatles and in turn hates the band itself.
Maybe, just maybe there’s some middle ground there.
by BrianL on Jun 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are wrong because I am in neither camp.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe Camp B hates how many hippies are in Camp A.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually my only problem with the beatles is.
They’re considered the worlds greatest band and I can’t name one song of theres.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? You can't name a single song The Beatles wrote?
by BrianL on Jun 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Its sad really.
I would recognize them but I can’t give you the title.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know one.
I imagine I could come up with a second if I thought on it for long enough.
by Teej on Jun 6, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You cannot name a single song?
That’s bizarre. I can probably name a dozen and I’m not much into music at all.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about a Yellow Submarine?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! I got one.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Hard Gay Fight
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I find that impossible to believe.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's more a problem with you then with the Beatles
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair he's a bit slow
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was drunk.
Of course I was slower.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what you're trying to say with this comment.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Further elaborated
1) Your original statement is confusing as they only put out one record after said time period
2) Superunknown is by far their most Beatlesy record, and DOTU is far less accessible and radio friendly so perhaps you are confusing it with something else.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have said everything after they released after Badmotorfinger sucked
but I like a few songs on Superunknown.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you just dislike anything that is popular and likable no matter how good it is.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's just flat out bullshit.
I want Justin TImberlake’s babies and Nirvana is one of my all-time favorite bands.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps I have demanding taste?
I will admit that most widely popular music doesn’t do it for me but to insinuate that it is based upon a desire to appear less mainstream is a giant load of bullshit because I couldn’t actually give less of a shit how popular something is.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this came arcoss as being 100% serious hen I did not intend for it to be.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, this eating food thing seems way too mainstream.
Fight the power.
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will say that the insinuation that I like Soundgarden because of Superunknown is total bullshit
especially since I am on record as saying that BMF is the superior album, but at the same time Superunknown is a masterpiece and I have no idea how one could like one but not the other.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you like them for Superunknown
I was just trying to make this website less boring.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to find a picture of a serious looking hen
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times,
blame it on the boogie
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It a crappy wireless keyboard and sometimes letters turn up missing even after you clearly pound them in.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wireless keyboard at home will do the opposite from time to time
It will just put the letter in like 25 times for no reason
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every wireless keyboard I've ever used has this problem.
I gave up and bought a nice wired Microsoft Natural Pro 4000.
by BrianL on Jun 6, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize until I turned on the game it's on FOX.
That would explain it then, my bad.
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 6, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anchorage is very much a Seattle market.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arkansas/Florida state has been a great game.
Florida State down 5-7 in the top of the 9th, facing elimination, just rallied to score 3 runs. Going to bottom 9.
by Zwakamatsu on Jun 6, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This day games are starting to chap my hide.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So they are starting to give you a rash?
by Robert on Jun 6, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but they are making me vibrate rapidly and when I get really mad my head starts to spin.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This subthread ended quickly but since I have spent the time to make this image I shall post it any way

by Robert on Jun 6, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is what I assume to be ac's severed head on a baby's diapered ass?
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if child pornography is the next thing we push the limit with
by Robert on Jun 6, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't count; is a thousand and has no genitals
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck was that a fantastic movie.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's as American as aquavit and gravlax!
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is an American director who is planning his own interpretation of the source novel.
It will undoubtedly suck.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Abrams. He was the producer.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But his best friend was the director.
He had his hands all over that movie.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sewdish version is so full of subtlety and simplicity.
Things an American director would have no concept of. It will ruin the story. Cloverfield being the shining example of bombastic American filmaking. Matt Reeves is a terrible choice for this material.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I thought Cloverfield was the first movie in a long time that didn’t feel like it was american cinema.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a crap blanket statement to make.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a generalization, but not an unfair one I think.
American movies are almost universally style over substance. Foreign films without Hollywood’s special effects budgets have to rely on subtlety.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can generalize, fine.
But saying this: “Things an American director would have no concept of.” is not a generalization.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough.
But after seeing the film, I just can’t think of a single American director who could possibly match the tone of the Swedish film. Let alone surpass it.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That certainly calls for saying all American directors have no concept of subtlety.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hyperbolic. It's a disease.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously you haven't seen Hard ticket to Hawaii.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he did but was smoking some heavy doobies and can't remember it
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn Skater.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's almost always true for remakes
but off the top of my head:
Cronenberg, the Coens, Soderbergh, Raimi, Guy Maddin (Canadian, but works in the US) and Solondz could have done a great job with the film and that’s without trying that hard.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably but I think he's fairly overrated.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is a very competent artisticly talented director of blockbusters.
He is not an auteur.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen Memento?
Its not his fault after one movie he started getting huge budgets.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Memento is good but it's not a masterpiece.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give me a movie you consider a masterpiece.
I’m not challenging you I’m just curious.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One thing I didn't understand.
Shouldn’t he be calling 911 every twenty minutes because he keeps thinking his wife has just died?
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not understand that, but to each their own.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To summarize:
I’ve never seen Following but I hear it’s pretty good. Memento was very good. The Prestige was okay. Batman Begins was really promising but fell apart in the third act.
The Dark Knight was awesome but I had some very serious problems with the resolution of the movie and thought it went in some very odd directions. With a lesser cast it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as good.
You certainly have to give Nolan some credit for that, and I do think it was an excellent movie considering the constraints you have to work with, but it was not as good as some people think it was and the resistance to any criticism of the film and by extension Nolan puzzles me.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hes British.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Raimi
Has anyone seen Drag me to Hell yet?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with the statement for the most part.
But I don’t think Cloverfield is a good example. Its about as different as most american made movies as it comes.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call complete and total bullshit.
Maybe 10% of American movies fall into this category and a lot of those are directed by foreign directors and star foreign actors. They are American only in shooting location and studio backing.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this movie worth watching even if you hate the living fuck out of anything involving vampires?
by Teej on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arguably the best vampie film ever made.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got bored reading this sentence because it had the word vampire in it.
But I’ll give it a shot. Thanks, guys.
by Teej on Jun 6, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a very complex and wonderful movie that just happens to involve a vampire as one of the characters.
It’s not what you’d expect
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a coming of age story about dealing with loss, sexual confusion and being a social outcast.
Also, there is a vampire.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One would assume you'd have some insider scoop on this one
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve of the effort btw.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit no text speak.
By the way.
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW is generally okay.
Since that’s a widely used initialism, rather than retarded shit like u, ur, r, lol
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we ever determine the use of "k"?
to be ok or not?
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by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid MLB.tv afternoon FOX blackouts
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work and I really hate watching games on Gameday.
But yes, this also.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which means install JAP
follow the tutorial, and then activate it right before you click on the game link
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave up trying to figure out how to use JAP after about five minutes.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even know what the hell it is
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum commercial!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jarrod Washburn is not a hard throwing lefthander.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburned!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Washburn! Complete game No Hitter!
The FO will have your butt in pinstrips by monday if you can just do it!
by mark sobba on Jun 6, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's no worse than usual
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy I wish Bavasi pulled the trigger on that rumored Washburn/Span deal last July
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I heard the return was going to be Johan Santana.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Chruchill said Adam Jones was going to be our regular LF down the stretch in 2007
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow young is terrible.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear God yes.
Wlad has actually improve quite a bit. Young has gotten worse.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That got my hopes up a bit
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Could they bring in the fence about 10 ft. Beltre would have 15 HR by now.
by russak on Jun 6, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JAP is a failure. Gameday Audio! Niehaus! Just like the old days!
Fuck fox
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you input the right proxy address into your browser's settings?
by BrianL on Jun 6, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The game is on Fox.
I am watching it from Seattle right now.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jun 6, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh that would make complete sense.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jun 6, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in Anchorage for whatever reason.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I would say watch the Dodgers anyway. They're a good team.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jun 6, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe, but they are not our team.
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by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ronny!
…wait, Ronny in back to back games?
by BrianL on Jun 6, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was sexy!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he the one who sounds a little bit like Rex Hudler?
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be Mark Grace.
Kenny Albert was doing pxp
by msb on Jun 6, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm anxiously awaiting the day that Mark Grace does a game while drunk.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I just noticed that Cedeno is playing SS after Wak said he would be back in the lineup today.
So either Yuni is hurt or…
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There has to be something wrong with Yuni.
They’ve stuck with him this long in the face of all kinds of evidence, why the sudden change now?
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno but Ronny better start hitting and Wally Pipp that fucker.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish he looked more competent at the plate.
He’s had some ugly at bats lately.
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has been ahead all day Mark, but it's the 2nd inning
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else worry about where Felix's head will be when/if the team gets rid of
the any of the combination of Beltre, Lopez, and Yuni? They appear, superficially, to be his best friends on the team and he is already a little nutty.
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully it will make him less retarded.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long term it would have to. I just worry about him in the short term.
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His dogs will keep him happy
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll still have Silva.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forever and ever and ever
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haunt your dreams.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dumbass traded Edwin Jackson and Josh Hamilton
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Either of those can be defended easily
by Scrupio on Jun 6, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any moron can win after losing for 10 years.
50!
by joof on Jun 6, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit the fuck down
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But has great hair.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is weird to hear less than shit commentary on Fox baseball.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Yeah he went."
Is this ump near a microphone, or is the park just that quite?
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
errr quiet
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure why but I hate making this typo more than any other.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here,
My first thought was “Goddamnit that’s not even the right word!”
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHAHAHA
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn with the fist pump!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wild pitch turned into 3rd out at home
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Jun 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash loaded the bases but struck out span and caught Young at the plate.
by russak on Jun 6, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Morneau!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one got my hopes up too
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The offense is really comin alive today!
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn appears to be getting hti hard
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His location has been pretty good
Twins are squaring up some of his pitches though.
by TrashiDawa on Jun 6, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Niehaus is correct. If any of you ever have a chance to visit Normandy, take it. An amazing experience.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I took his advice and visited on June 6th, 1944.
I did not appreciate the experience that much.
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice cut off Lopez
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Niehaus is doing his "fatherly disappointment" tone again.
I have missed radio
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to be sat down in the middle of an inning
For such nonsense.
by TrashiDawa on Jun 6, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loafie you may have cost us this game.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where, pray tell, did Mr. Redmond attend college?
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me more about this Gonzaga. It sounds interesting.
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not interesting in the slightest.
by Poochie on Jun 6, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do they nickname their sporting teams?
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here I was setting up a deja vu from the other evening, and you're telling me about G-Prep?
Fuck that noise, son.
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAmmit stop talking about us losing Stephen Strasburg.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It'll be worse when he becomes the awesomest
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's only 89 cents. Why pay more?"
Umm…. because of sales tax?
by Matthew on Jun 6, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For meat that comes one discernible animal?
by abender20 on Jun 6, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goto Oregon.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 6, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally worth the trip to save the 8 cents worth of tax
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn is going to lose by one run again. I believe thats three in a row.
by russak on Jun 6, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he'll demand a trade
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GWRBI! for Ballgame today
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
by BRKLN M'S on Jun 6, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I gave up. Went last night, going tomorrow. Today I can skip baseball after all.
by royalcurve on Jun 6, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going tomorrow.
Maybe I will see you around. I will be the guy with the M’s hat.
by mark sobba on Jun 6, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who went to see the Dane Cook show last night?
Anyone?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You voluntarily saw a Dane Cook show?
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No offense to you,
but I really really hate that motherfucker.
by Zwakamatsu on Jun 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am terribly offended
That you hate a no talent hack whose act is based on connecting random swear words to whatever he is talking about. Like my Ichiro comment down thread.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But . . . there's only one October!!!!!
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa!!! When did this happen?
I was always fond of the second October, personally.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW!!!
It’s so easy to get excited by almost anything.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHRIO!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Ichiro, man!!!!
Goddamn fucking Ichiro!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a happy exclamation. By the way.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't want people to think I was upset at him or something.
Plus it was a bit a of a Dane Cook reference.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...you probably don't want to use Dane Cook references.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know
It wasn’t in a “Dane Cook is hilarious kinda way” but more of a “This is the man’s shtick.” kinda way. Either way, no más!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What drives me nuts, is that he can't even do his own shtick right.
He shouts and uses words like he’s angry, but then he’s smiling and laughing while he’s doing it.
I swear the dude laughs at his own “jokes” more than the audience does.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 6, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
I worked at Key Arena when he was last in town and saw a bit of his show. All I saw was him swearing about random things and then laughing.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasgburn has 6 K's through 5??!?!? What?
by redwolf75 on Jun 6, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn you, Cuddyer
That’s two well hit balls the other way for Adrian, though.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 6, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow breaking ball!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And again!!!
What’s going on out there?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BENDY STUFF!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is fucking dealing right now.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats goin on out there?
Gameday froze after the Redmond K. It must have malfunctioned after realizing Morrow threw to consecutive sliders.
by russak on Jun 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GOddamit Lopez!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMNATION LOAFIE!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez makes me sick
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow allows double then induces a groundout to first.
Ball eats up Lopez, he goes after it and basically juggles it.
by ThundaPC on Jun 6, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. We're #1
Most errors in the AL.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be the best at something!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohh, what is this BS? From Fangraphs:
WAR: Batters
Evan Longoria 3.2
Raul Ibanez 3.1
Joe Mauer 3.1
Albert Pujols 3.1
Adrian Gonzalez 3.0
50!
by joof on Jun 6, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This makes me cry
I know that eventually his defense will bring that down. Still, that hurts.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But without the hilarious last name
Which should give Albert an extra .5 WAR
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sure sucks that we didn't get any kind of compensation for letting Raul go.
by BrianL on Jun 6, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All we get is a lousy sandwich pick.
Mmmm…sandwich pick. Also, I wasn’t lamenting us letting him go. I was lamenting that he is doing so well.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wak should go over and pull Lopez
It’d bring relief to see a guy have to hand his glove over to the replacement on the spot.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 6, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Olson!
Even though he probably got Mauer out 10 minutes ago.
by MFAN on Jun 6, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This sucks
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whose going to give it up today?
The bullpen or the infield defense?
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The reliever makes an infield error.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 6, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro, please do something selfish here.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for padding your stats.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got on base because he knew that Branyan was behind him and he might be able to get a run scored added to his stats
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahaha!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we please let this meme die in peace?
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems not
Sorry.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Branyan, don't let Ichiro be the only selfish one.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did.
Perhaps he’s being selfless by allowing A-Train a chance to redeem himself.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are the man.
by Sinking Away on Jun 6, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY!!!!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY! GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFEY!GRIFFE
GRIFFEY!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Production!

"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
by Big Jared on Jun 6, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Ichiro just do tell Mike Sweeney to suck it?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 6, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aardsma in. Game exciting!!
Because the last three outs of a game are the hardest to get.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See? That was exciting!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aardsma is not gonna make this easy!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 6, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Monkey Jesus Aardsma!!!
Don’t give me a coornary
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He just can't make it non-dramatic
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
by Big Jared on Jun 6, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even with that gaffe Quiroz is still better than Johnson!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah fuck!
Span is up to bat? Get the defibrillator ready
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this is terrifying
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by gregrabble on Jun 6, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Without seeing that pitch I can say with full confidence that it was perfect.
by acblue on Jun 6, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Praised be Allah!
"I do not buy numbers defensively. At all," Amaro said. "I look at fielding percentage. But that other business? I don’t buy it a lick."
by Big Jared on Jun 6, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS FUN!!
AARDSMA EXPRESS EVERYBODY!
by ThundaPC on Jun 6, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOAFIE!!!
He made a routine play!! Yay!!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Mike Sweeney was undressing Griffey
by Kevman22 on Jun 6, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot!!
Wait…What?
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 6, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss potatoes.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 6, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just watched the game, and the highlight was the odd little shimmy Ichiro did as he approached the dugout after scoring the go-ahead run.
It was somehow related to Mike Sweeney.
by msb on Jun 6, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I have no idea what's going on in this picture.
But it’s awesome.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 7, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's begging for a photoshop.
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by Goose on Jun 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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