6/5: Open Game Thread
Minnesota Twins at Seattle Mariners, Jun 5, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Never blessed with great command, Liriano's velocity has dropped, he stopped getting groundballs, and his contact rate is shooting up towards the league average. I don't much care if he's only 25 years old - at this point, he's just a guy, and no matter who tries to tell you otherwise, the magic is gone. That can't be an easy pill for Twins fans to swallow, so hopefully they're able to get a little comfort from the shutout he's about to pitch. Mariners baseball!
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You would've thought a few years ago
That this pitching matchup would’ve made headlines as two Cy Young contenders battling it out. Now you have just a meh guy that might be able to fleece a team as badly as Carlos Silva did a few years from now, and someone who still only flashes brilliance.
Good news: It's Felix day and Yuni is on the bench.
Bad news: Sweeney is batting cleanup and Rob Johnson is in the lineup.
But he's great with the pitchers!!! C'mon!!!!
Even Dan Wilson likes the job he’s doing!!!!
by msb on Jun 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Spent The Last Year Rocky Mountain Way...... Couldn't Get Much Higher
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunch Of Dykes On A Duck
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
If I Knew I Wouldn't Have A Problem
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
AHA!
Commented Camping tomorrow and Sunday gonna have to go staright radio on it. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing – 05/22/09 7:31 PM PDT
He didn’t use all capitals in this post!
by .Taylor on Jun 5, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubles Pong In Birch Bay WA Tomorrow Wish Me Luck
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
All the guys in the dugout are checking out the softball chicks
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
They're just jealous of a team that can actually hit
by msb on Jun 5, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or pitch for that matter.
You could see Silva kept looking over.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I noticed the same thing.
And I guess I can’t blame them.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They Check Long Enough They'll Find A Couple Dicks
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I feel like I need to force myself to like pale ales more.
Not much of a fan, but everyone is always talking about finding great IPAs.
Eh, if you don't like 'em you don't like 'em.
There are plenty of beer fish in the sea.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes there are.
This Pete’s Wicked Strawberry Blonde is treating me just fine.
There was some of that at work today
but I did not partake.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
It's actually a little sweet for my taste, I can only drink maybe 3 or 4 without wanting to switch to something else,
but they’re great summer beers.
Maybe I'll try one next time.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I don't know.
I am just a wheat ale and amber ale guy. Even though drinking 3 coronas in the hot sun yesterday was refreshing.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. I couldn't imagine drinking a stout on a summer day.
You should try the new pyramid blonde ale, they are quite tasty on a hot day.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I love hefeweizens and wheat ales
so this is generally a great beer time for me. If you like a little fruit Laughing Budda Mango Weizen is where it’s at.
I like the zest lemon adds to it.
Or having a lime in a Corona on a hot day.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually perfer orange to lemon even with hefes.
Blue Moon got me into that habit.
Right when I turned 21 I had a couple of friends that swear by the stuff,
and if they’re buying, I’m drinking.
It's run of the mill.
I just find that it tastes of celery. My friends have given me shit for saying that, but I swear it does.
I find Corona unberable with out lime
I know many on here are not fans but on a hot day it’s one of my favorite beers. I prefer a Pacifico if given the choice but Corona is on sale more often, so there’s that.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I perfer Sol to Corona even.
Can’t really find it many places though around here.
How about Dos Equis, I never had that one?
I heard it one a poor man’s Corona.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Dos Equis Amber is much better than straight Dos Equis.
Tecate tastes like it has serious heavy metal deposits.
But the heavy metal deposits are essential minerals
And yeah Dos Equis Amber is a glorious beer. It’s my favorite of all the Mexican beers.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How could I forget Bohemia?
I went to a language school in mexico for two months and I was introduced to Bohemia. Many nights of many litres of Bohemia were common place. Lofty Brew. I also like negro modelo. Not so much Modelo Especial.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My dad orders "Dos Dos Equis" everytime we go to a mexican restaurant.
I’ve yet to taste it actually.
Really?
I always thought Sol was a step down from Corona. Altough I do love their logo and almost bought a Sol shirt just because of that when I was down in Mexico. I opted for Corona.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear you
I was pretty heavy on PBR when I was 18. $5 half-racks made it hard to say no to.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I always drank micros ever since I was 18.
So I have never been able to stoop to drinking PBR.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I always enjoyed my PBR drinking days
I feel it helped me appreciate what good beer really was. I know people that still swear by it. There was a revival of tall-boys being served in bars but I think that was more for ironic effect. At least I hope so.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No, PBR made a hipster push and cheap beer will always sell.
It seems like Rainier has sort of pushed their way into the cheap tallboy market which is awesome because Rainier is delicious.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss the Rainier brewery
I miss Rainier in general. It’s scarce on this side of the state(the east side) Lots of Kokanee though.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it with a passion.
Tastes like total ass to me.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it to be better than Bud, Miller, Coors and their respective light brethren
Which isn’t saying a whole lot. But like Matthew said, among fizz it aint bad.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey the bright side of those beers.
Its easier to drink, meaning easier to get plastered with them.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And they're cheap
So not only is it easier to get plastered with them, it’s also cheaper.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You and your "facts" take the fun out of everything
Now I have to face the concept that the trade off of drinking cheap beer is close to nil. I was happy in my ignorance. Thinking I was getting thoroughly tanked for cheap and believing RBI were a good measure of a ball player was just fine. Cold facts have made my world a bleak place.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
But they taste like shit.
So, there is a trade off.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
My entire freshman year of college I drank pretty much nothing but Natty Ice,
so my standards also began verrrrrrrrry low.
Yuck.
I do remember high school parties just having terrible beer. I always opted for hard alcohol whenever I could.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hacker-Pschorr Weiss with an orange slice is amazing.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Citrus has a tendency to commandeer whatever it ends up in, so I prefer to just do without.
Once again, matters of taste.
It's actually beer-geek acceptable to serve the lemon with a hefe.
Complete drinker’s choice though
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Drake's Brewing Company makes some absolutely amazing fruit stouts.
Cherry and blueberry. I don’t generally love fruit beer but these are fantastic.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They are sour as all get out but delicious.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it sold in a grocery store or do I have to search harder for them?
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't actually think it's even bottled.
I had it at Brouwers during sour fest.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of cherry?
Back when I thought about brewing my own I always wondered how Bing cherries would taste.
by hairofthedawg on Jun 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to look
next time I’m in the states. Thanks!
by hairofthedawg on Jun 5, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I had one of these
and it wasn’t half bad I thought but I’m not as big of a beer drinker as the rest here.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Guilty as charged.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I didn't mean that to be derogatory at all.
Those beers are a nice halfway point between beer and Mike’s Hard
No worries
I’m just admitting that compared to the posters here I am not a big beer drinker. I didn’t try a beer until a year ago and I don’t think I’ve ever had more than maybe 3 in one night.
Alcohol in general just isn’t pleasant tasting to me most of the time. I’ve got 0 against people who drink responsibly however.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Or there is Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Is it really based in Seattle though?
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah there's nothing wrong with it.
It’s just that, if I want beer, I’m going to drink beer. If I want something fruitier, I’d have a cocktail
Well, I won't argue a lambic.
It’s just a matter of personal taste. If I’m hankering for fruity, I’ll get a lemonade or something.
Also, the vast majority of my time being 21 has been spent in Ellensburg,
and there’s one place in the whole city that has some interesting beers, but it’s always packed full of douchebags that I definitely do not want to be around.
Is the Blue Grouse still alive?
My family made a habit of stopping there for food (a tradition I guess) whenever we were driving through the middle of the state. In retrospect, that place kind of sucked.
I don't think so,
I haven’t heard the name in the 4 years I’ve been here. Wing Central has a beer 101 where you try to drink all 101 beers and you get a little thing saying that you accomplished it, and there are a handful (maybe 15?) of really good quality beers, and the rest are pretty much slight variations on the same thing. They also have a “bombshot 51” where they have 51 different types of bombshots. It’s an OK place but it’s always packed and there are always people there I don’t care to be anywhere near.
Speaking of E'burg
Valley Cafe, Yellow Church cafe or The Tav?
by msb on Jun 5, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it depends.
If you want to go have dinner, I would definitely recommend Yellow Church Cafe. They have an interesting menu and always some pretty good dinner specials. Slightly expensive, but the portions are big and the food really is delicious. Their apple BBQ sauce is amazing. The Tav is a place to go get a burger and fries and watch the game/fight/whatever, play pool, and have a few beers. Valley Cafe is similar to Yellow Church but not as good in my opinion.
There's a case to be made that beer that is better as it warms is best appreciated in warm weather.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I still get an occasional stout craving during the summer
and I will never turn down Belgian strong ale. Stone Imperial Russian is only in season during the late spring and early summer, so there’s also that.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I've found that it's a taste I just haven't acquired yet.
I can appreciate the characteristics, but I just don’t yet love them
It takes 10 times to taste something before you like the taste.
I mean, most people will probably admit they hated the taste of beer when first tasting it.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
So maybe you will eventually enjoy IPAs.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
I used to hate IPAs with a passion. Now I don’t find them that bad and am liking them a bit more. I still prefer a refular Pale Ale, though.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to drink some of this before the summer ends.
Hard cider sounds pretty delicious.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Find some of the stuff that's made in Washington and comes in wine bottle.
Amazing.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That does look good.
I always drank virgin apple cider as a kid, I am surprised I didn’t think of trying hard cider until now.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got a bottle of ruination that I've been saving for a random night
I think tonight is random enough for me
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I've had it
Found it on tap last summer in Vegas, of all places. Very good stuff, but I didn’t want to waste it.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yeah but I don't go to many bars in Seattle, so it's rare that I see it on tap
But to find it at a drink counter right inside the door of New York, New York was certainly a pleasant surprise, considering most of the beer selection down there is pretty lousy
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Oh, I get what the issue is here
I’ve had plenty of bottles of it, but the only time I’d ever seen it on tap was in Vegas. I worded that poorly.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
It was too hot to drink it the last few days
If I’m going to put down a whole big bottle of that in one sitting, I’d rather not be uncomfortably hot.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I think that random HR calls for the last bottle of Cinder Cone!
See you next season!
So Erwin Santana was up around 93 today
and K’d seven Tigers (albeit no Miggy). Still, I don’t like the trend.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 5, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Did Marques ever throw out the first pitch?
I was just wondering how many Tuiasosopos have been out there on the field at this point
I guess the proximity Minnesota has to Canada is comparable to Seattle's proximity to Canada.
Would that make Minnesota Manitoba’s MLB team?
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
aw crap, im not used to these '><' not showing up
the point is, ANYONE else please.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix on track for a CG-perfect game with only 81 pitches thrown!!!!
by .Taylor on Jun 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Momma Taught Me To Count That Shit Up 1 2 3!!!!
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey wow Cedeno was playing near the bag at second and only had to take like 1 step to get to that ball
Is that allowed?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
What is that white thing in Ervin Santana's nose in his picture on the MLB.com front page??
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
Well, Liriano HAS been "struggling"
that pretty much guarantees a no-no here
by msb on Jun 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was under the impression that Anderson Valley's ESB was called Boont.
It turns out it is now called Belk’s.
Amber. Hop Ottin is the IPA.
Boont used to be both the Amber and the ESB, which makes sense as to why they changed the name now.
Ah. Their ESB is good for an ESB whatever the hell they wanna call it.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never had it.
This statement will be false in 20 seconds.
The DIPA is bad but everything else is fantastic.
Summer Solstice is my favorite summer beer and Winter Solstice is one of my favorite beers period.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The wheat is also meh
but yes, summer solstice is great, the barney flats oatmeal stout is great, the winter is good
That's right, they have a wheat now.
I had some and hated it but that’s not surprising.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't want to buy this deoderant if that's what happened everytime I used it
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Way to kill any possible big inning Sweeney...
Seriously, why do your at bats always end up without you on base?
We could do it like you sometimes see in t-ball for handicapped kids...
Someone else runs from right out of the box after he hits.
And that's a perfect at bat on which to leave and go out.
Good god Jose Lopez, you are vile
He is almost Rob Johnson-esqe at the plate.
Except he only hits when the game winning run is in scoring position.
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It is now nicknames are made these days
Like your pets name + the street you lived on as a kid = Porn Star name
How the fuck is anyone supposed to know that's a joke?
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Just FYI
But a lot of people come on here and make ridiculous statements in total seriousness.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear god
I hope no one hear likes Control Alt Delete.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Dad's Friend Worked In PR For Mariners
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
At A Mariner Party Everyone Had One Or Two Cocktails...Freddy And Kaz Got Loaded In The Corner
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by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We all know this already.
Have known for years.
Rob Johnson needs to pull a Jason Ellison and/or Michael Barrett one of these days
for me to even remotely like him.
I'm going on a "Rob Johnson sucks" comment strike. Its just too redundant
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Seriously almost anyone else in baseball is out.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Most people with contracts can be terminated without pay
Why are MLB players any different?
by Fin on Jun 5, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamn why does he not start more often?
Wow, even without making the play
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yeah Yuni wouldn't have even needed to move to get that ball
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
The Twins must have watched Happy Gilmore before the game tonight
“Just taaaap it in.”
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Felix knows Mauer's numbers against him...
That or he just knows his numbers against everyone.
I'll take that
Only one run when they had em loaded up for Morneau with one out
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
But the fame from being chosen as the recipient of te rally fries is priceless!!
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true!
Because coming in 2nd on AI is much better than coming in first. You are not beholden to whatever shitty record company puts out the winner’s album.
So by chosen the recipient of rally fries someone will recognize your brilliance and pay you a lot of money for some task.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he's safe is doesn't dive like a fucking moron.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so...
He still would have been short probably a step. But it’s still stupid.
Actually, that's definitely not his real name
by .Taylor on Jun 5, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Anglicizing names is a fun practice, though
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Edward Guardad0
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
John Santana
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wearing my Bob Clemente short the other day.
Sadly, that was what the baseball card really said.
by msb on Jun 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha!
That’s great. I wish I had a Bob Clemente shirt
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How the Christ is this subthread still going.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
Momentum is a crazy thing.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
John Joseph Lopez
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Yomiuri is a last name
but I could be wrong.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Rizzs is talking about this
Although his logic is very flawed. “I’ll change my mind when I see people diving at the end of the 100-yard dash”
by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 5, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
They would be in the Olympics...
Yes, you’d take some damage on the track surface, but you can’t tell me that they wouldn’t take a few nasty scrapes every 4 years for the gold medal.
Surfaces have different friction
Therefore, it would slow you down a hell of a lot more on a surface like a track.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 5, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus on a track, you just have to break the barrier.
In baseball, you have to touch the bag. It’s different objectives.
But they wouldn't be sliding through it
They would be diving through the line. Any surface is going to slow down your forward speed, even dirt. So the only way diving/sliding would be faster is if the act of diving increases your forward speed enough to compensate for any amount of time you’re sliding.
Instead they just duck their heads.
Yeah, I suppose if you're a good slider
then my point doesn’t matter much. But what Matthew said.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 5, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What with the fucking fantasy helmets in the bullpen?! They're awesome!
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Yeah I was wondering about this last weekend at the Anaheim game
Aardsma also seems to have a thing for throwing latex gloves full of water at his team mates.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Junior tickles anyone.
Back when I could see the bench in the Dome, he’d get guys in headlocks….
by msb on Jun 5, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, Belk's ESB is good.
And I do not much care for ESBs.
What the hell is going on here?
This team is working the count.
Better than when the Twins announcers were making bets on who was going to eat live bait.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
So I guess I prefer childish lack of inhibitions to yokel-ish inanity...
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
He Seems Like A Full Train Set In The Basement Unwinding With his Conducor Hat Kinda Guy
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got an image in my head of him standing in front of his train set giving a big thumbs up
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
If I had the ability to photoshop, there would be a swell picture of Dave Sim's face pasted here

by msb on Jun 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Place your bets on how many pitches will be thrown this half inning. I'm going with 10
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
Damn he went with the 5 pitch strike out instead of the typical 3 pitch one.
We both lose, you were closer though.
My Mariners blog - SodoMojo
This Bitch Seen More Carpet Than A Oreck
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not amusing in the least any more.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I heartily disagree with your disagreement
Which means I’m with you AC.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
All he does is lesbian jokes? That would be dissapointing…
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
In My Entire Baseball Career I Never Met A Softball Chick Who Didn't Ask To Borrow My Jock And I Quit Little League In 4th Grade.
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He's like the Yuni of commenters
To my Charles Gipson.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don't know who the fuck you are
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Poochie is a character from the Simpsons
In many ways he is much like Roy.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't?
I thought everyone did.
"I call the big one Bitey."-Homer J. Simpson
by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If it happens once or twice a game its really funny, more than that is a little...well, I don't know, awkward?
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
She wanted to say that Morneau is hot.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
I don't keep track of my Canadian players unless they play hockey
Besides she likely just thinks he’s cute
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah not like girls would watch baseball for any other reason
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
UW Softball flies first class?
No wonder the Athletic department budget is bust!
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Did she just say Mike Brower?
Was she attempting to hit on Blowers?
There is no Mike Brower.
I found four MLB players named brower on Baseball Cube’s search, but they are Bob, Frank, Jim, and Louis – no Mike. I can only assume that she was trying to say Blowers – probably to be jokingly friendly rather than hitting on him (if she were, she’d be well served to do it off camera). But I found that wierd too.
There's an awful lot of chuckling going on in the booth
Sims and Blowers kinda have a Beavis and Butthead thing going on while talking to Ms. Lawrie
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I WILL SLOWLY AND DEFTLY INFILTRATE YOUR ORGANIZATION ONE DAY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN AN ORG CHART JUST SO THAT I CAN KNOW WILL FULL CERTAINTY EVERY SINGLE PERSON TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL WITH MY SET OF RUSTY PLIERS SO THAT MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TO NOT SHOW RETARDED FUCKING CAMERA ANGLES
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Otherwise your plan is kinda doomed to fail.
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by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't they reveal a good bit of that at the end of the broadcasts?
You can start with Producer-Engineer Kevin Cremin at least.
Really?
He sounds delicious!
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by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
No Roof? Won't It Be Like -20 In October?
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. Worst idea ever.
Apparently there wasn’t enough money for a roof. I kind of wonder though. Won’t being consistently snowed out for the next 40 years or so lose the Twins quite a bit of money? Seems like eventually the city will need to make renovations.
by Fuckmikereilly on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, good call on that one, FSN
Quick pickoff attempt to first, so cut the camera to home plate to see the real action
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant I did not see the word bunt
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's our cleanup hitting DH
Obviously.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone pointed out Rowland-Smith's start tonight?
4 IP, 14 hits, 12 ER…
Well they wanted him to throw 100
Let’s hope he can get to it. That’s all that matters
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by JamMasterJesus on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny, I was just explaining to someone that the way Marineros is prounounced sounds like marinara.
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by Willie Mays Haze on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That Denard Span move reminded me of

But why didn’t Wlad get to take third? Shouldn’t Span dropping the ball into the stands = throwing the ball into the stands (advance one base on the overthrow)?
Technically hey is not chat speak but this crap is just as annoying
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, WTF, didn't the player just throw the ball into the stands?
Doesn’t that mean we should get to move the runner up?
Why is Rob Johnson the only player on the team to ever bat with runners in scoring position
This is some bullshit
by Dewey N on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We should bat him 10th
meaning, let a pitcher hit.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have so much confidence in Rob Johnson I do not feel need to bitch about him not being pinch hit for.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Try saying something about baseball.
Saying “hi” or “how are you” apropos of nothing is beyond random.
This is terribly conusing...
Say Span uncorked a throw to 2B and the ball flew over everything and hit a 5 year old in the face…would Wlad of not of been awarded 3B?

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