Yuniesky Betancourt Scouting Report Using Only Sentences From Dictionary.com
The player stationed in the field between the second and third bases. He is young for his age. A lackadaisical fellow. Indifferent to the sufferings of others. He's flat on his back after a long succession of failures. A rose in full bloom? A player of great promise? This story is the work of an active imagination. They gradually began to back away from their earlier opinion. Let's not talk of bygones. From a practical view, the situation presents several problems. A waste of talent. It is useless to reason with him. Can't hit a slider. A bad spark plug. He is the limit of irresponsibility. He is inept at mechanical tasks. What do you make of it? In this business you either have it or you don't. The truth is out at last. He's the kind of person you pity but want to keep at arm's length. Away with him! It can be done with ease.
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What would you do if you didn't have this website?
The amount of time on your hands would be overwhelming.
I wanted to go through this and figure out the original words you searched for.
But then I didn’t.
...and now I'm here
You can just type the phrases into Google
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Let it be known that I probably went through about 300 words
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You are dedicated to your craft sir
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Try to find the example sentence in here that I spent ten minutes thinking about
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 5, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the most fucking amazing thing you've ever written.
You need to do these for the entire team.
Depends on your definition of "written."
You took prefabricated segments of the English language and strung them together into a paragraph with the intent of carrying a specific meaning to an audience of readers.
When you “write” something you don’t usually invent all the words as you go along, so just because these prefabricated segments were sentences instead of individual words shouldn’t really matter.
Does it count as plagiarism
If it all comes from the dictionary?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Yuniesky Betancourt Scouting Report Using Only Sentences From Urbandictionary.com
A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person. A person who has un-planned sexual encounters with numerous people who they are not dating and do not intend to date. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord. A person playing a role of a clown but surprising everybody with smart and thoughtful comments and analyzes in different situations where the person finds it suitable. Staying with a hot chick even though you know you want to break up with her soon, just to showcase her to another hot chick you plan on replacing the old one with.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 5, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Only if you are referring to definition number 3.
...and now I'm here
I think I'd prefer this sentence, in reference to Yuni:
“Though made famous when worn by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, it does not seem to exist in real life. "
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 5, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just amused that when I searched for "no range," I ended up on "ghetto range,"
which I think is appropriate.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 5, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is featured on Rob Neyer's blog as the funniest thing of 2009.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.

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