6/3: Open Game Thread, Part 2
I'm not entirely sure where this came from, but through five innings of work, Jason Vargas has kept 15 of 18 balls in play on the ground.
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I thought it wasn't so much a promotion as just something Blowers did.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Shit I had a snappy retort concerning Spokane's darling princesses: The Gonzaga Zags
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
If you wanna call them the Gonzaga Zags can I call us the Seattle Attle's? Cuz it makes just as much sense.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I did it sarcastically. Poochie is right, they are the Bulldogs. There is no such thing as a "Zag" or whatever the hell they think they are.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed it has at least some relevance:
The University of Akron’s athletic teams are known as the “Zips,” originally short for “Zippers,” rubber overshoes made by the BF Goodrich Company that were nationally popular in the 1920s and 1930s. The university’s mascot is “Zippy”, a kangaroo.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And "Anta" is short for Atlanta.
And “Ingto” is short for Washington. And “Stan” is short for Standford. It’s a stupid way to come up with a nickname.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A "zag" is half of a zig-zag.
It describes the way the Gonzaga basketball team moves about the court.
Perhaps relevant since one starter was found with several pounds of mushrooms by police and magically he suffered 0 consequences from it.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than suspension and public humiliation?
You’re right
If you or me or any other member of the public was found with that much mushrooms no matter how clean our criminal history we would have gone to jail for it period.
But I guess that’s what happens when your prosecuting attorney went to … GONZAGA LAW SCHOOL! Good ole boys at work.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Long time Spokane resident who has witnessed the most ridiculous over-rated bandwagon in college sports come to town and never leave.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss the world class mountain biking and great rock climbing with in 10 mins. of downtown.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
Ugh. True. But it's particularly intolerable in Spokane where Gonzaga "fans" can't name more than two starters and brag about their season tickets more than their team's achievements.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I watch every game and I couldn't tell you who would be the projected starters next year
It’s almost as if fandom isn’t predicated upon having an encyclopedic knowledge of the team in question
Oh you could easily project the starters.
Goodson, Bouldin, Someone, Daye?!?, Poling
Gonzaga type center, redshirted last year.
Gangly, white, should be pretty reasonable. From somewhere in the PNW.
Also they have a sick frosh coming SF coming in named Mangisto Arop
Goodson, Bouldin, Sacre, Daye, Gray
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
I strongly dislike Sacre.
I guess they can play Bouldin and Gray, but thats a small lineup with the midgy Goodson
That most certainly does not mean anything.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Although in this case it is correct
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
What the fuck
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I thought he came up with during that KC game?
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
He did. There was a whole story about a guy dropping his fries, and Blowers buying him more.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
It has become its own thing, like spoons, JFK conspiracies or baconnaise. It really isn't part of anything anymore.
No one knows were it came from or why it is here. It just is and we have to accept it as part of life.
The dude went for a foul ball and spilled his fries on the field.
Blowers liked that he leaned over and picked his fries up off the field and bought him some more fries. Shortly thereafter the M’s rallied.
Fear the NPE
Magic pixies make Vargas pitch better
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Maybe he's a reverse diabetic?
And they actually help?
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Another awesome offensive effort tonight. Two whole points.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe we can get a hat trick!
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, they why do they call it homepoint when a guy hits it out of the pitch?
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
*then
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell?
The EQC tracer is actually using PitchF/X?
I wish the manager had to announce to the crowd why a pitcher was being pulled. Only 82 pitches?
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
I'm sorry sir, but you must be mistaken.
The score of this game is actually 2-1 Mariners.
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre is Dominican, and Luke Scott is really white.
If you have to keep score along racial lines, at least do it properly.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would be really odd if Vargas is the first pitcher to go....
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
RJ will start tomorrow weather permitting so says Rotoworld
Wednesday’s Giants-Nationals game has been postponed due to rain.
Respecting the fans’ hopes of seeing history with Randy Johnson’s 300 win, the Nationals held off on the decision for four hours. The teams tried to squeeze the game in late, but the field was unplayable by the time the rain stopped at 10:45. The game will be made up as part of a doubleheader Thursday, with Johnson scheduled to pitch the first game at 4:35.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
3-0, good start
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I bet they will like "Why was Vargas pulled in the 6th?"
Actually, that seems pretty straight forward and not tough at all.
Oh God not Luke Scott
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I was obviously right to be worried
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
If that were anyone but Ichiro they would have run them through.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rob Johnson????
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Rob Johnson loves throwing to third. Hey everyone has their thing
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
I love the 'oh shit' face there running back to 3rd.
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's cool, though
I read about this 16 year old, today. Apparently he isn’t terrible.
by BHP on Jun 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Lopez walking out to Coolio makes me want to cry in the shower.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
It must be hard to use your computer in the shower
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What is it with us and new pitchers?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
We haven't figured out a sufficient cheat code yet.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't what I meant, Sparky.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
No, they do not
I’m just saying…BALTIMORE?!???
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SOMEtimes?
Damn near every team is using rookies, it seems, and we get our asses handed to us every time. What the hell? And against Baltimore?!?
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Whenever they announce a rookie starter against the M's I cringe.
Pretty much a superstition type reaction for me, but there you go
I'd start thinking it was less superstition
And more that you can see into the future.
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Someone needs to get ON that shit then.
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Andy Sonnanstine won the Cy Young in last year's LL BMO simulation
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
A new day, a new way...to get totally humiliated by mediocre starters.
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
It is deliciously embarrassing.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I enjoyed that moment of Seattle silence there as we returned from commercial.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Wait a minute,
each of those pitchers have a worse tRA than Batista!!
Boy, what was I thinking?!
KNOW THE FUCKING COUNT JOHNSON
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Tony Roma's Anaheim CA 2007 That Was It
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like it if he befriended a moth.
And then hit a homerun for said moth.
Are you talking about Lowe again?
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Even though Mauer is destroying the league and Prior is all but out of baseball?
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Prior was a can't miss, like Strasburg.
You just don’t pass those guys up. Catchers are hard to read.
I have a buddy who's a catcher, tearing up KingCo 4A pitching. Has a good shot at getting drafted in the mid-20-30 rounds.
But he says he’ll probably end up being switched to first in the minors. Any inherant reason for that? Is good catcher defense something you know immediately when you see it?
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering that Minnesota's offense is all Morneau and Mauer,
mayhaps we should have saved the all-lefty rotation for them.
Beltre-Slam coming up
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Swing anyway, Russ.
Make Bergesen throw a couple more pitches.
I sense a bases loaded walk
I fucking hate you Mariners
Most drains that have broken into the big leagues have just been hackers, so he's probably right
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Remember in 2007, when opposing teams would consistently IW Raul
to get to Richie, who would immediately hit a slam?
Until late August, that was a fun season.
We're talking about Beltre, right?
I’m surprised he doesn’t swing when pitchers are warming up in the bullpen.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre is a second half hitter!
Something I heard on the radio, just about broke the off button
That was extremely unexpected
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
How many balls out of the zone did he swing at there, Gameday people?
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
He's a Mariners announcer
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I'm not saying he's not hilarious, I'm just saying he has high self esteem, which is great
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
91 mph fastball down the middle.
Groundout to pitcher. Yay for our cleanup hitter.
We're the homefield. Should have had the pitcher pitch from behind third.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
the EQC tracer people look something someone here would draw in MS paint
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
There was a strange graphic on MLB.tv
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
If only Mark Lowe was good when it was expedient to be so.
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
I still don't understand why he isn't good.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but why not enough Ks?
Seems like he can get a breaking ball over.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No Dave, that doesn't sound like some runs.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
"Does this sound like some runs?" Griffey. Betancourt. Lopez. FUCK YOU YOU SARCASTIC MAN
I hope you die. I hope we BOTH die.
"Does this sound like runs? Griffey, Lopez, Betancourt. We'll find out"
Sounds like a running penis.
Does this sound like runs?
Someone please answer this question for me
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit FSN, stop showing the Ichiro grand slam.
I was so happy back then.
That's why they keep showing it.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
And now reach the black hole that is our 5-8 hitters.
Pure right-handed suck.
The margarita I just made was the best idea ever.
So cool and refreshing.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Yet another double play for Lopez
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I thought you were part of the Jose Lopez fan club?
by Fin on Jun 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He's terrible this year though.
I wonder if he has lost another brother.
by Fin on Jun 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the joy of having a baby brother born has the opposite effect.
Somebody needs to have sex with Jose Lopez’s mom, ASAP.
me so cool
I hate Lopez
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
When I was thinking of awful hitters, his name came to mind as well.
Then it was just a date with the devil.
This is bullcrap!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
WOW
That was a terrible swing… I shouldn’t be surprised but somehow that doesn’t make it any easier.
He'd have 39 over a full season at this pace.
That’s pretty mind-boggling.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that didn't sound like runs.
More like a completely inept offense.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Does Sims Have An Alien Popping Out His Forehead?
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, you're back!
I’d respond, but the site owners has told me I can’t use your shtick.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Who'd When In A White-Off Sims Or Tony Gwynn?
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
When you're in a white-off, it's important to be white.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They Both Seem Like The Kind Of Black Guys Who Yell Gosh Golly Jeez A Lot
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying you don't have cred as an African-American unless you have a potty-mouth?
I believe Dr. William H. Cosby would like to have a word with you.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You think at some point, Z is going to flip out on this crappy offense?
You know, maybe take away their towels? Make a statement?
Kock over their post-game spread.
I hear that’s a great motivational technique.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
This is uncomfortable
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Still Going In Bellingham
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's like a whole 'nother game, isn't it?
It should count if he gets a hit!
Baseball games are nine innings long.
If they go longer, they be counted as extra games.
Well, what if tomorrow Ichiro only plays the first inning and gets a hit.
Does that extend his streak to 28 games?
Would the ship be swaying in the waves?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ships aren't the only thing that sway

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How could I have forgotten
It’s been a while since we had that discussion
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
If Ichiro goes to 57
He does it against the Orioles.
FUCK YES THAT WAS FANTASTIC
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I hope he's enjoying it, because it does not happen often.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Maybe I love Rob Johnson now
Did I just say that out loud?
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Haha! Ain't that the truth?
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AARDSMARIFIC
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Huff sucks as a runner
Also picked off today (I can’t believe we picked off 2 gusy today)…
Proud member of Duck nation!
It's because he's made of cheese and butter.
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Ohhhh! BBQ Chicken Quesdillas?!!! Thank You Live In Girlfriend I Choose To Live In Sin WIth.
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
....the Hell?!??
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I love how this was a reply to a post about Aubrey Huff's baserunning.
by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GUTI GUTI GUTI
ADAM JONES DOES NOT CATCH THAT BALL
GUTZ MOTHER FUCKER
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Wooo Franklin!
That sounded like some runs!
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
I want to touch his goatee!!!!!
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Are they going to walk Ichiro AND Branyan?
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Triple: still the most exciting play in baseball.
Outside the inside-the-park HR, I guess.
I don't know how to stop.
And the triple play.
And the steal of home.
And pinch hit grand slams.
So it is just me or does Jones look confused out there?
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Whaaaat?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this move before…
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I've seen it a few times
Sets up the DP, 1 run is all the Ms need so the trail runners are basically junk..
Proud member of Duck nation!
Weird
I’ve just never seen two consecutive walks, that I can remember…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
You see it a few times a year.
They really didn’t have a ton to lose. A base hit was going to win the game anyway, so they might as well try for the double play.
Jesus Beltre
Talk about your make or break situation
BELTREEEEEE
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Be King Awesome for me!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Please be selective Adrian
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
TAKE TAKE TAKE
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Beltre needs to have all our RBI tonight
All 6 of them
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
No, he doesn't have to throw a strike, Dave.
You’re forgetting who’s at the plate.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Didn't need pitch tracker to know that was a ball
bad call
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
3-1!!!!!!!!!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
But the first strike wasn't
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Jun 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear God
That was close
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
He's been calling that pitch a strike all night...
Its a bit out of the zone though..
Proud member of Duck nation!
There are little tiny poo pellets in my pants
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
BELTRE!!!!!!!!
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
KING MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
That would of been hilarious if he kept on running.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEET AND BEAT!!!!!
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BELTRE IS CLUTCH LET US TRADE HIM NOW
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
Felix was kicking him!! Kick his ass Felix!!!
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Guti is fast
They’d have to get the DP to prevent the run.
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Jun 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So this game was all Beltre.
The HR, the walkoff, and the dropped double play ball that could have turned very bad.
angels fan in seattle
I can't wait until one of our guys gets a walkoff hit
and just rounds first and keeps going until he gets to the bullpen to avoid the celebratory beatdown
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Of course it was awesome Angie, he's KING AWESOME
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Wow I sure didn't see a W coming.
I had already forgiven Aardsma, then shrugged off the bases-loaded DP…. and all these reflexes were totally wrong.
ignacio
Gotta love Felix kicking Beltre in the ass repeatedly.
Congratulations! Prepare your ass for assault.
Are you sure it wasn't Gutierrez who said that
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
But we won
Keyboard cat is for embarrassing events that lead to a loss
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
I missed the last few games
I will keep that in mind for the losses
By the way, I haven’t seen Yuni run as fast as he did chasing Beltre all year
Putting Brayan in the two hole looked super smart tonight.
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
And The Fucking Cats In The Cradle And The Silver Spoon M's Win Pour Another Blue Moon
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
by Supersonics1984 on Jun 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of cats..
I had a weird thought last night.. Could you imagine a cat saving a human who was stuck in a tree?
Remember at the beginning of this game when Jeff said that Beltre wasn't hitting for power, and then proceded to hit a double, a homerun, and got a walkoff hit?
50!
Are you OK?
I am no longer in Spokane, but I think I'll keep the name anyway.
That would probably explain why it was his favorite part
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Well, I'm not leaning that way.
How may dicks do you really need? A whole bag seems excessive.
by Sinking Away on Jun 3, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god damn dicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
IF I WAS MANAGER I'D HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH YUNI RIGHT NOW AND KNOCK HIS FUCKING MONKEY HEAD CLEAN OFF (~EM)
by seattlecougar on Jun 3, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I'll bite
The meaning of life is everything revolves around death. Beltre hit a HR and a game winning single in the bottom of the 9th.
Rob Johnson's interview make me want to not hate him
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Why were they interviewing Rob Johnson of all people?
by .Taylor on Jun 4, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

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