6/3: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 6:15 PM PDT
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PrintBaltimore Orioles at Seattle Mariners, Jun 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Brad Bergesen looks like he thinks smelling bad would just be the worst.
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Let's try this again
Ken Griffey Jr. is FINISHED as a baseball player.
So is Rob Johnson.
Wait what are we doing?
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Cedeno in LF should be interesting. Wish he was taking Yuni's spot.
Oh, any reason Rob Johnson doesn’t have the " " in his position?
Aw, gee whiz, guys! /Bergesen
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
He looks like somone that just won the wiffle world championship.
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
I think he looks like a nerdy baseball blogger.
I fucking hate you Mariners
He looks like he could be Bill Simmons cousin.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Nerdy baseball bloggers are shockingly attractive
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The ones who aren't nerdy
Are not so attractive. It’s kind of sad that way, but it evens out the universe.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
How many times does Neihaus call one of our players Nolan Reimold tonight?
Bye, Jeffie!
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
Anyone understand this Baker theory?
I even asked Wakamatsu, off the cuff, if he thought the new move had something to do with Ken Griffey Jr. launching that home run and the two doubles last night. Remember, Griffey has drawn a lot of walks this season. It’s possible he’s been getting pitched around with no one on base in order to get to Branyan
I 100% believe that people are pitching around the guy hitting .220 to get to the best hitter on the team.
We should trade Yuni to the cardinals so they could pitch around Yuni to get to Pujols.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
It's raining in Los Angeles
something is wrong in the world.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
Fred McGriff Really Missed The Boat Not Appearing In Any Scruff McGruff Commercials
Ohhh Yeah! Dig It!
The Padres broadcast does shit like that too
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you, Aubrey Huff!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Well that's cool
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
So, there's a chance that I've just unluckilly had two bad bottles,
but if not, Orval is incredibly overrated.
I'll be dipped....
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
YES THEY CALLED IT FOUL!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
HA!!! kickass!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Except for not
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Replay shows it foul
Wow.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
So did I until they showed where it passed in front of the pole before going foul.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
I got bored waiting and shut off my tv.
by Poochie on Jun 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The catchers won't like that much.
Unless they’re an entirely different kind of catcher.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 3, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That kind of language is not amusing.
Adam Jones suffers from a well-publicized degenerative hip condition, and it does not reflect well on this community to make light of that. I thought we were more mature.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 3, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So team USA soccer sucks balls
I fucking hate you Mariners
I mean, I knew this..but damn
I fucking hate you Mariners
That would be a kick in the nuts if he just went ahead and hit one out here
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
We have a Mora-torium on penis jokes in today's thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't just present that sort of shit without any Reimold reason
by abender20 on Jun 3, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You might be confused
I wasn’t making a pun. Puns can’t use a name that sounds exactly like that word. That was simply an accident of punctuation.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a Pujols joke....
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
He could be Griffey.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So before you buy into this Beltre hot streak, take note of the fact that he's still not hitting for power
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Reacting mostly to the ridiculous throw.
But yeah it is.
Did he steal your car?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
That's Zwakamatsu you're replying to not me.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I think a good slogan for Fridays would be Must-Win Fridays
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Ice Cube...Next Friday
I fucking hate you Mariners
Technically it is not must win Jeff.
You see, this is not an elimination game.
angels fan in seattle
I'm amazed by the fact that we did not score
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I want to burn a T in his front yard made from his bones
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If you don't lynch the monkeys they will eat your face off
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You need to lynch one monkey in front of several monkeys to teach them a lesson
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I beg to differ!
You need higher learning to be an astronaut, and we have had monkey astronauts. Thus, we must have had monkey’s with a higher education.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Or give you a virus that can kill you.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
IT'S THE SECOND INNING AND THE ORIOLES ARE AT BAT
STOP WITH THE FUCKING RALLY FRIES.
angels fan in seattle
Yeah it's getting kind of old
Similar to Griffey
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
You Renton teachers should be ashamed of yourselves.
’Riting. Sheesh.
I hate Luke Scott
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
And I feel fuckin' great about it!
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I take offense to your usage of an apostrophe in the place of a g
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't make me kill myself or start hating this team
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
I wonder if not scoring in the first inning will cause us to lose this game too
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
That is an extremely valid point
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Perhaps I was implying that the range of Johnsons represent the range of Matt Wieters' possible outcomes
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Enough about my weiner
Let’s talk about yours
by Dewey N on Jun 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lance Johnson was an allstar and lead the league in hits and triples many times.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Are we allowed to retire Matt Weiters?
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
Why don't they just postpone the SF/WAS game? It's 10:30pm in DC.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
You know Burger King, I have my doubts that onions can feel pain and thus become angry
at how they were planted and harvested.
Seeing as I just pulled one out of my garden and cooked it
I agree with you. There was no fist fighting, no anger. In fact, it was a relatively pleasant experience.
Though I suppose onions get angry about being knifed.
Tough to say. I’ll leave it an open discussion for now.
Yuni - Johnson - Cedeno?
This half inning should just be an automatic 0 to save time
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Please quit being right all the time.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask anyone here, I'm far from it.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Thank you for your support.
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
This was not a thank you of the sarcastic variety
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Must have. Time to buy a little African child so I can make him get me a bottle.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FSN or the Ads seem to be unaware that people that watch an Ms game are likely to watch many Ms games and thus
tire of repeated ads.
At least they are swift.
The Sooooo Big! Qwest commercial feels like it goes on for twenty minutes.
Fear the NPE
Those girls didn't look very old.
That was borderline uncomfortable.
They all looked over 18
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Ah well I don't have my contacts in.
They looked quite underage to me.
The chicks were fine, it was the the beer bellied dude with the smiley face at the end that was disturbing....
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.450 wOBA, 21 years old.
If we're going with emoticons
then our angry face would have been far superior.
That ... and that he looks like a young Al Capone.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
So? From what I can tell this community is 80% gay anyway.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Are not ALL Mariners technically sailors?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
A dashing young man?
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Yeah, that one I don't get
But for some weird reason I’m really looking forward to train car night…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I leave for a few days and this blog has turned into the Monkey and Penis Show. Serious!
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Hey have you ever seen Betancourt's dong?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet it's moist from all the climbing he does
by Dewey N on Jun 3, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
GOD! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT WITH THIS TEAM!
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Joe DiMaggio will lose his record to the Jap.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
And he loved the pill-poppers!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Maybe Branyan can work on a home run streak...
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
Maybe the Mariner can work on a win streak.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Which Mariner?
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
I refer to the entire team as the all-powerful MARINER.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
What were we saying earlier about Beltre not hitting power, Jeff?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
You did before? How can anyone trust a penis that big?
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you have against the Polish?
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we would still like the field to be there when we come back the next day
by OlSalty on Jun 3, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
A lot more people would get robbed of homeruns.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Mike Blowers would like to watch white balls collide with big black poles
I win?
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
But how many RBIs?
He needs to take it up a notch.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Have any of you ever seen Fences? Is it any good?
by .Taylor on Jun 3, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Does it have monkeys or penises or monkey penises in it?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are very serious about this now. Very, very serious. This will be an odd one to add to the "dead memes" list.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Men have been talking about each other's penises since we were walking on all fours.
It won’t go away anytime soon.
Fear the NPE
This meme seems to have more life than the others
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's almost like it keeps coming up several times a day uncontrollably
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhh I think if everybody tried REALLY HARD it could be controlled.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually trying really hard only makes it worse
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you remove a rib to do that?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've noticed a lot of jokes in the morning hours.
by Matthew on Jun 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The moment you've all been waiting for.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see what a picture of Arthur Rhodes has to do with anything
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love Johjima! has back spasms.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your comments are as strange as mine are bad
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
What the fuck
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
OH SNAP MOTGHERFUCKER
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
GO BACK TO AAA YOU FUCKING FLAMEOUT
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuboned
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That's awful
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Given his reputation
I’m shocked so many Seattleites would accept food from Buhner.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He's making a lot of money doing something he's absolutely not qualified for.
I’d feel smug if NASA made me an astronaut.
I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid.
Then I saw Superman 2 & the opening scene on the moon terrified me.
Screw Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. Without them I could have had my flight suit.
A minute has gone by and no Cubs fan has popped in to post a shitty picture
very odd.
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So who wants to plot this on a map and see if he was waving at Tacoma?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I know that, I'm just shocked
Will Ferrell once said, "Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss!"
Tui's injured
call up Morse
"Even the stupidest of men, by some instinct of nature, is convinced on his own that with more observations his risk of failure is diminished."
-Jacques Bernoulli Ars conjectandi 1713
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does the Freeze Cam always look like a French impressionist painting.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
He cries like a crybaby bitch.
And plays like one too.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to watch the This is birdland gif right now for some reason.
Jose Lopez roxxorz my boxxorz.
51!
Woah there, buddy.
That comment is somewhat demeaning to women. They are people in their own right, not to be given away as promotional items.
New thread
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/6/3/898362/6-3-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/6/3/898362/6-3-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/6/3/898362/6-3-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/6/3/898362/6-3-open-game-thread-part-2
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/6/3/898362/6-3-open-game-thread-part-2
At least we're at bat this time.
The fries themselves are stupid enough, don’t want to see him when we’re on defence.
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