Ryan Langerhans: The Ugly
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High school pic, yes.
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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime I see this picture I have a hard time believing this is Clement.
Every other picture I have seen of him he does not look like this. Also he doesn’t look like this on the TV.
The ears definitely aren't big enough...
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by PositivePaul on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder Clement has been a bust..he doesn't know how to hold a bat.
I fucking hate you Mariners
My god, he's white
Maybe he’s alternate universe Endy…
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
His name is Ryan Langerhans.
What were you expecting? He didn’t throw us a loop like Khalil Greene.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, I didn't
For an entire year.
by Karma Police on Jun 29, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This one kind of surprises me. Odd.
If I decided he was a nice Jewish boy because his last name is Greene, would that make me a bigot or something along those lines?
Perhaps I should've used Reggie Willits.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That last one was funny, I was completely serious!
I had to look him up just now. It’s pretty rare that I actually watch a game and I never go to LAAA games at Safeco, it’s weird but I prefer the radio broadcasts.
Ah, ok.
I took it as sarcasm. Damn you internets!
by Mariner John on Jun 30, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I miss seeing the Khalil-bot when we play SD.
Social Anxiety FTL
by appleshampoo on Jun 29, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw him last weekend, he's definitely a honky
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I assumed Gordon and Tim were brothers since I first looked at the 2008 draft.
Since they’re both from Georgia and are three years apart.
I spent several months thinking Graham was black.
Or gay. I couldn’t figure out which.
Now I know why.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
The name Greg Halman, playing for the Netherlands no less, led me to believe he was white.
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Good luck in the WNBA, Kamyron!
I was assuming he would be a ruddy character from Austrian or Hungarian stock.
Muscular, grinning, and well-tanned, you know? Not this guy, who looks like he’s a level 80 Orc Hunter or whatever and only plays baseball because his daddy will hit him otherwise.
Of course, if he plays well I’ll love him unconditionally.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Cal Turk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVWvIqiPpbI&feature=related
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
He looks a lot better without the mullet
Which is shocking to ~nobody
He's probably slow and bad at defense
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 29, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that's more like it.
Let’s just hope Gutz doesn’t get distracted on balls hit to left center.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like someone who would have douchey neck tattoos.
I bet he’s at least considered it.
by SethGrandpa on Jun 30, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweet. We have prepubescent steroid free Jose Canseco circa 1984 on our team.
...and now I'm here
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He will never be my favorite player.
Ronny, TAKE
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 30, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions
Ok, so doing a little further research
He’s sensitive, he’s gritty, and apparently he had a fun wedding
Apparently he was accompanied by Ryan Langerhans.
Ronny, TAKE
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 30, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Initial picture, Langerhans looks like the pedo from "Little Children"
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Good luck in the WNBA, Kamyron!
Is Aardsma going to sleep with his wife?
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Craig Powers on Jun 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
























