Ryan Langerhans: The Ugly
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Soooo...
…predictable.
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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh...

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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Clement on the top photo? That's not his good side at all
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High school pic, yes.
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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime I see this picture I have a hard time believing this is Clement.
Every other picture I have seen of him he does not look like this. Also he doesn’t look like this on the TV.
by Kirkharbaugh on Jun 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ears definitely aren't big enough...
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by PositivePaul on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder Clement has been a bust..he doesn't know how to hold a bat.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 30, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like the guy from Twin Peaks.
by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 29, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My god, he's white
Maybe he’s alternate universe Endy…
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His name is Ryan Langerhans.
What were you expecting? He didn’t throw us a loop like Khalil Greene.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People didn't think Khalil Greene was white?
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I didn't
For an entire year.
by Karma Police on Jun 29, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one kind of surprises me. Odd.
If I decided he was a nice Jewish boy because his last name is Greene, would that make me a bigot or something along those lines?
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all.
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by gregrabble on Jun 29, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps I should've used Reggie Willits.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever. I'll just stop trying.
by Mariner John on Jun 30, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That last one was funny, I was completely serious!
I had to look him up just now. It’s pretty rare that I actually watch a game and I never go to LAAA games at Safeco, it’s weird but I prefer the radio broadcasts.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, ok.
I took it as sarcasm. Damn you internets!
by Mariner John on Jun 30, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss seeing the Khalil-bot when we play SD.
Social Anxiety FTL
by appleshampoo on Jun 29, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have spent the last year under the distinct impression that Gordon Beckham was black.
by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw him last weekend, he's definitely a honky
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assumed Gordon and Tim were brothers since I first looked at the 2008 draft.
Since they’re both from Georgia and are three years apart.
by Decatur on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Tim's actual brother (who's 4 years older) was drafted in 2008 as well.
But it’s Jeremy, not Gordon.
by marc w on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
During their minor league days
I had the ethnicities of Greene and Adan Jones swapped.
by msb on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spent several months thinking Graham was black.
Or gay. I couldn’t figure out which.
Now I know why.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The name Greg Halman, playing for the Netherlands no less, led me to believe he was white.
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by qrsouther on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bloody colonials always confusing things
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll say
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by qrsouther on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was assuming he would be a ruddy character from Austrian or Hungarian stock.
Muscular, grinning, and well-tanned, you know? Not this guy, who looks like he’s a level 80 Orc Hunter or whatever and only plays baseball because his daddy will hit him otherwise.
Of course, if he plays well I’ll love him unconditionally.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Cal Turk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVWvIqiPpbI&feature=related
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on Jun 30, 2009 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still not as tan as this guy was

The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.425 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 30, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks a lot better without the mullet
Which is shocking to ~nobody
by OlSalty on Jun 29, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His neck is too thick for my tastes.
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's more like it.
Let’s just hope Gutz doesn’t get distracted on balls hit to left center.
by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like someone who would have douchey neck tattoos.
I bet he’s at least considered it.
by SethGrandpa on Jun 30, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that poof serious hair?
I hope its a shadow…
by OceanBird on Jun 29, 2009 11:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet. We have prepubescent steroid free Jose Canseco circa 1984 on our team.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 30, 2009 3:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He will never be my favorite player.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so doing a little further research
He’s sensitive, he’s gritty, and apparently he had a fun wedding
by msb on Jun 30, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he was accompanied by Ryan Langerhans.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh.

The Yanks are countering with Eric Hinske.
by msb on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Initial picture, Langerhans looks like the pedo from "Little Children"
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Good luck in the WNBA, Kamyron!
by qrsouther on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or as some think of him....
Raaaalllllllllllll from The Phantom of the Opera
by msb on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Roger Dorn from Major League.
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by qrsouther on Jun 30, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Aardsma going to sleep with his wife?
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jun 30, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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