Ryan Langerhans: The Ugly

by Graham on Jun 29, 2009 10:26 PM PDT in Miscellaneous Comment 80 comments

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Soooo...

…predictable.

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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's not very nice

by OlSalty on Jun 29, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's no Jeff Clement.

by russak on Jun 29, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Huh...

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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's the hair

by OlSalty on Jun 29, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that Clement on the top photo? That's not his good side at all

by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

High school pic, yes.

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by PositivePaul on Jun 29, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you mean

by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Everytime I see this picture I have a hard time believing this is Clement.

Every other picture I have seen of him he does not look like this. Also he doesn’t look like this on the TV.

by Kirkharbaugh on Jun 30, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The ears definitely aren't big enough...

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by PositivePaul on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No wonder Clement has been a bust..he doesn't know how to hold a bat.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 30, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He looks like the guy from Twin Peaks.

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 29, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think he looks like an even more spaced out version of Keanu Reeves with a mullet and a baseball cap

by Graham on Jun 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My god, he's white

Maybe he’s alternate universe Endy…

by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

His name is Ryan Langerhans.

What were you expecting? He didn’t throw us a loop like Khalil Greene.

by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

People didn't think Khalil Greene was white?

by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Based solely on his name? No I did not.

by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Honestly, I didn't

For an entire year.

by Karma Police on Jun 29, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one kind of surprises me. Odd.

If I decided he was a nice Jewish boy because his last name is Greene, would that make me a bigot or something along those lines?

by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That last one was funny, I was completely serious!

I had to look him up just now. It’s pretty rare that I actually watch a game and I never go to LAAA games at Safeco, it’s weird but I prefer the radio broadcasts.

by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ah, ok.

I took it as sarcasm. Damn you internets!

by Mariner John on Jun 30, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I miss seeing the Khalil-bot when we play SD.

Social Anxiety FTL

by appleshampoo on Jun 29, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's not just a San Diego thing.

link

by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have spent the last year under the distinct impression that Gordon Beckham was black.

by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Were you confusing him with Tim?

by Graham on Jun 30, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope!

by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Although having never seen Gordon but seeing Tim probably didn't help matters.

by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I saw him last weekend, he's definitely a honky

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I assumed Gordon and Tim were brothers since I first looked at the 2008 draft.

Since they’re both from Georgia and are three years apart.

by Decatur on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I also assumed that Gordon was a brother.

by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, Tim's actual brother (who's 4 years older) was drafted in 2008 as well.

But it’s Jeremy, not Gordon.

by marc w on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeremy Beckham is the best thing to happen to our minor league system in a while.

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by R.J. Anderson on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I never pimp without my golf club.

by Kirkharbaugh on Jun 30, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

During their minor league days

I had the ethnicities of Greene and Adan Jones swapped.

by msb on Jun 30, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm convinced that Jones and Willits had a name transplant

by Graham on Jun 30, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps there was some confusion at the hospital? Happens sometimes, maybe I should have googled a pic of Willits parents

by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I spent several months thinking Graham was black.

Or gay. I couldn’t figure out which.

Now I know why.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The name Greg Halman, playing for the Netherlands no less, led me to believe he was white.

Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Good luck in the WNBA, Kamyron!

by qrsouther on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bloody colonials always confusing things

Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.

by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll say

Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Good luck in the WNBA, Kamyron!

by qrsouther on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was assuming he would be a ruddy character from Austrian or Hungarian stock.

Muscular, grinning, and well-tanned, you know? Not this guy, who looks like he’s a level 80 Orc Hunter or whatever and only plays baseball because his daddy will hit him otherwise.

Of course, if he plays well I’ll love him unconditionally.

by I Lick Squirrels on Jun 29, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs