OFFTOP 6/29/09 - Avoiding Work Edition
The last offtopic thread is getting a little full, so I figured we could use a new one for the new week ahead.
During SIFF, I saw Moon. Has anyone else seen it? I thought it was very good, though probably not super-fantastic amazing. It's more of a moody, thinker of a sci-fi movie, and it's stuck with me. It's odd, it just pops into my head again and again and I wish others around here had seen it so I'd have someone to discuss it with. No more showings in the area, at least for a little while. So, has anyone seen this? Or do you have any other movies (sci-fi or otherwise) that just kind of stick with you and keep popping up?
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Hahahaha Frankie. Mariano Rivera got his 500th save last night, but also his first RBI, off a bases-loaded walk by Francisco Rodriguez.
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Who is your favorite active non-Mariner baseball player? What is it about them that makes you like them?
Who is your least-favorite/most-hated active non-Mariner baseball player? What is it that makes you unable to stand them?
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I always seem to run into Equilibrium for some reason.
It’s alright. Christian Bale at his moody best, I suppose.
My most favorite active non-Mariner is Mike Cameron, which is sort of unfair, but whatever. Least favorite non-Mariner is Vlad Guerrero, hands down. A deep-seeded hate for Vlad the baseball player.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Jun 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But why do you hate Vlad?
Is it just because he’s a Mariner killer? Or is it a personality thing?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's a Mariner killer, or he at least seemed to be one back in the day.
Like I said, I hate Vlad the player. I have no idea about Vlad the person.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Jun 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that movie so much.
If it would have had the money they sunk into the Matrix, it would have caused world peace single-handedly.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good question.
My favorite non-Mariner? My go-to answer for a long time was Mark Prior, but I really don’t think he counts anymore. There are players who I respect for their talent, and who also pose little threat to the Mariners, but I wouldn’t say that I’m necessarily a particularly big fan of, say, Lance Berkman or Justin Upton. Then there’s Chone Figgins, who I irrationally would like to have on my team, but the fact that he’s an Angel makes me repress my like for him. Same for Alexi Ramirez. I’m going to have to go with Matsuzaka. Sure he’s overhyped and a Red Sock, but I credit him for getting the media to notice Felix’s one-hitter, he was fun to follow from about 2005 until he crossed over to the United States, and I somehow purchased a Matsuzaka t-shirt while at Fenway last year.
My least favorite player is Alex Rodriguez. I know that’s a cliche answer, but he’s a fake, he held the Mariners hostage in the summer of 2000 by having Boras indicate that he will file for free agency no matter what during the fall, he’s insincere, the entire Boeing thing, the way he slapped that Red Sock in the 2004 ALCS, and, like Bonds, he took roids when he had absolutely no need to (not to open up that can of worms). Screw him.
by katal on Jun 29, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Answers:
Fave non Mariner:
Jamie Moyer. That might be cheating but he was my favorite Mariner for years. I even went through all the cycles of acceptance when I heard about his trade. He just represents that classic player without lights out stuff still goes out and gives you a chance to win mentality. I just love that old bastard.
Most Hated Player: Torii Hunter. Seriously, fuck that cocksucker. I honestly hope he dies in a fire for all those fucking game changing home runs he has stolen from us. And the way he thinks he is one of the greatest center fielders of all time.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 29, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Torii Hunter ruins birthdays because that's what Torii Hunters do.
You can’t blame him. He knows nothing else.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to love Hunter on the Twins.
He seemed so nice and fun, not at all like the evil and soul-crushing man he is today.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I too love Moyer
He was going to be my answer, glad someone else agrees.
by appleshampoo on Jun 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will also agree with Moyer.
I was sad to see him go. For a pitcher to be as effective as he was, with the speed that he threw, it was unbelievable. Wouldn’t he be even better on our club this year with the OF defence we have now?
by d0nkey on Jun 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be at the Thursday the 2nd West Tennessee Diamondjax game!!
On vacation down here in Tenn. and my family lives pretty close to Pringles Park so I get to see a game. I plan on getting some good pictures of the park, Halman, Fields, and Aumont. I’ll share them with y’all when I get them online.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite active non-Mariner is A-Rod.
Why I like him is pretty easy: when he was with us, destroying pitches and playing great SS, I was in my formative years as a fan. When he left I was devastated. Obviously he has not quite been the same guy and the steroid talk and playing for the Rangers/Yankees has soured a lot of people. Nevertheless, he will always hold a special place in baseball for me as Junior and A-Rod were the two guys that made me fall in love with baseball.
My least favorite player is Joba Chamberlain. It’s funny, I almost never hate the players on the Angels nearly as much as I hate their fans, but with the Yankees I despise the players even more than the fans. This spot has gone to Derek Jeter for many years, but Joba the Hutt has taken over. Listening to people verbally fellate him every day during the last couple years was awful; it was made even worse for me because the young guy who actually deserved the gushing praise was my favorite player on my favorite team. For “stealing” Felix’s thunder, Chamberlain falls on my shit list. Obviously this is not his fault, but hey fuck him anyway.
My favorite non-Mariner who never played with the Mariners is Alex Rios. A few years ago I had him on my fantasy team (I know, no one cares) and he was awesome (until a staph infection). I loved his name (Alexis Rios—just sounds awesome) and his game. While he hasn’t quite lived up to what I thought he might have been, he is one of the few players that I am 100% biased towards. For some reason I cannot evaluate him normally; I always make excuses for bad performances and consider his hot streaks his true talent level. He is the only player that turns me into a 9 year old watching baseball, when I felt that my heroes could do no wrong.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was awesome when JJ struck out Rios
and he broke his bat over his knee. I was at the game. Amazing.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome.
Because obviously I’m rooting for JJ there, but I got to see Rios do something I haven’t seen in years.
God I miss 2007 JJ. I think Thundersturck was my ringtone and I used to blast it at like 1:00 am (East Coast alert) while the rest of my house slept every time JJ came in.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rivera has 500 saves?
Seriously???
Wow.
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And he's done it by throwing one fucking pitch his whole career.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Jun 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but it has like 30 inches of break
Derosa.
by vivaelpujols on Jul 1, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey so does anyone else love late lunches?
I’m an intern so I get a 1 hour lunch and only work 8-5. And to me there is nothing quite like taking lunch at 2, getting back at 3 and realizing “holy shit only two more hours!” It’s like Christmas and my birthday but everyday
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love late lunches but I normally get hungry too early to take them
by Graham on Jun 29, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'd start cannibalizing coworkers if I didn't take lunch by 12:30/1
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just make sure I have some sort of breakfast
when I wake up at 6, and then some sort of a breakfast bar-type thing at 9/10. That tends to tide me over at least until 1:30/2.
But yeah, sometimes a late lunch is not a good idea
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took this as meaning you had alcohol at 9 or 10
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome.
Unfortunately, I cannot drink on the job. Apparently it’s dangerous to be drunk on a construction site. Who knew?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How are you blogging on a construction site?
Derosa.
by vivaelpujols on Jul 1, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work for a construction management firm.
So I work in a trailer on the jobsite with internet access. Basically I spend a lot of time with Excel and stuff. Although I am out in the field on occasion where obviously I cannot go online.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 1, 2009 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late lunches are the best.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
List of baseball things I saw at Glastonbury this year:
- One guy crowd surfing with a Rockies game jersey on … during Tom Jones.
- Two guys wearing Dodgers caps
- A Twins fan
- A guy with a Big Papi T-Shirt.
- Countless Yankee caps.
- A guy with a White Sox cap.
- I watched Fleet Foxes in the hope of spotting some people wearing Seattle sports wear but alas I was the only one in the crowd with a Mariners cap on.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's impressive
- A Twins fan
Don’t see too many of those here in the States.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked like a whiter version of Nick Punto as well.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 29, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle sports fans are too polite to wear their gear to non-sporting events.
To do so would suggest an unfair valuation of others. If asked, we will politely tell you that we are Mariners fans, but that we value the sporting preferences of others as much as our own. We would never boorishly state our opinions or wear our alliances on our sleeves or anything of that nature.
by greg briley on Jun 29, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that.
My M’s hat goes everywhere with me.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Jun 29, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a sick white M's hat that (because it's white) got really dirty over the last two years.
And then there was a washing machine mishap and now it is almost unwearbale.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard dishwasher is the best method for hat washing.
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn dishwasher turned my Sonics hat into a billed yarmulke.
by Teej on Jun 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't believe that technology existed at the time.
by Teej on Jun 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude dishwashers have been around since the 50's
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Space age plastic!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday I saw a girl with a Vin Baker Sonics jersey at Emerald Downs
also saw a guy with an Angels hat and an Angels jersey and Angels jacket
by seattlebruin on Jun 29, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, where is his thermos?
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, is Moon closer to Dark star or Silent running?
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard the Dark Star comp, though I've not seen either of those movies.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Dark star was made for about $12.00.
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moon was made for $5 mil, so it's kind of the same, right?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My low-budget sci-fi grower: Primer
It had a $7,000 budget, but it really did stick with me…
Favorite non-M: I don’t know; there are quite a few players I like for one reason or another, from Pujols to Dirk Hayhurst. Other candidates include Asdrubal Cabrera, Kurt Suzuki and Tim Lincecum.
Least favorite non-M: Again, way too many decent candidates. It always used to be Jim Leyritz. I don’t know if I’m just old or if there really aren’t the true cock mavens of years past with Clemens, Leyritz, Paul O’Neill, etc. retiring.
by marc w on Jun 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like you hated the mid-late 90's Yankees. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
by Jed MC on Jun 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weirdest thing for me as a sports fan:
I was born in 1989 and have always lived in NY. When I was really young I loved watching Junior, but I supported the Yankees as my second team. Somehow them winning all the time actually turned me off of them to the point that I still find myself rooting against them while playing the Angels. It’s so weird because I would have been completely justified being a Yankee fan but the winning actually soured me on them.
That and the 2000/2001 ALCS clusterfucks
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
Sci Fi movies – I just watched 2001, and even though I loved the books when I was little (2001, 2010, 2061, and 3001), I thought the movie sucked. Absolutely nothing happened in the last hour. You need to be tripping balls just to sit through the movie.
Some favorite non-M’s players: Justin Upton, Zack Greinke, Tim Lincecum, Curtis Granderson, most Rays, off the top of my head.
The cake would go to Mike Cameron, though: I wrote this on Beyond the Boxscore a little while ago:
Iāve never seen anyone enjoy playing baseball more than Mike Cameron does, and it infects everyone he meets. Iāve never seen any ballplayer with greater sense of excited and thrill than when Mike Cameron got to be an All-Star at the 2001 All-Star Game at Safeco. It was awesome. I donāt remember exactly when he said it, but he said "we enjoyinā our enjoyment" once and that perfectly captured the way he approached the game.
He was my favorite player ever since he robbed Jeter of a home run in his first week as a Mariner. He won over Seattle with that catch.
And he was a monster of a player ā a 5-6 win player in his prime who wouldāve been worth 6-7 wins (and been a legit MVP candidate) if he hadnāt been the league leader in flyball % playing in the worst park for right-handed hitters in the AL. Aaron Gleeman made the case persuasively in 2003 that Cameron was the most underrated player in baseball. Dave Cameron said Cameron was a legit +20 to +25 CF from 1999-2001. I knew nothing of this when he played for the Mariners, but I had the sense from the start that Mike Cameron was almost as valuable a player as Griffey.
If the HoF cared about outfield defense, heād be a borderline Hall-of-Famer ā Chone has his career WAR at 42.6, or 135th since 1955. Heāll well exceed, for example, Jim Rice in career WAR after this year. He rocks.
by Decatur on Jun 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite low-budget Sci-Fi movie is "The Descent"
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sequel coming out.
Also I tried tracking down WSU Outdoor Club recommendations, I’ve got nothing for you. Sorry man
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries. We're gonna do the Teton and the Deschutes in September.
We’re pretty much set for this year.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little afraid of a sequel.
The writer/director of the first movie (Neil Marshall) isn’t involved in the sequel from what I can tell.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaand it appears my fears are justified.
Here’s a comparison of the Crawlers from the first movie (left) and the sequel (right):

I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The movie is allegedly NOT based on the book of the same title.
Yet I would think a very good argument could be made that the plot is heavily inspired by the novel. That second picture looks a lot more like I’d imagine a hadal to look like than the first picture.
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhhhhhh ........ That one is my favorite. Scares the teeth out of my head.
by royalcurve on Jun 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially the first half.
The second half is sorta “meh”, but the build-up is really amazing.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know they released that film in USA. It's ace.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 29, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the US version has a different ending. I don't know what the difference is. One of them is probably nicer.
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The US version had the last minute of the movie cut off (the "return" to the cave)
but the unrated DVD includes the original (and superior) UK ending.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That always bothers me, at least they include the other on the DVD.
Like the foreign version of The Vanishing vs. the US version. I’d rather have the darker version, much much creepier.
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I'm just being obtuse
but it doesn’t make sense to me that a walk doesn’t count as an AB, and yet Rivera gets an RBI for walking in a run. Am I the only one that doesn’t get this? How can you get an RBI in a non-AB?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But that's not really my question, I phrased it badly
if the AB doesn’t count, why does the batter get credit for the results of what officially did not happen?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to disrupt the subtread, thereby ruining my joke
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but a lovely song it was at least in my head
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it stems from the idea that the bat was not used so it is not an AB,
but the strikeouts looking would not count as AB’s so I got nothing for you.
by Sec 108 on Jun 29, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not a matter of getting 'credit'
it’s more a function of avoiding some sort of blame. All of these cases – bases loaded walk, sac fly, suicide squeeze – produce runs but aren’t hits. So instead of marking it down as an 0-1, they decided not to charge an AB.
Just because it’s not an official AB doesn’t mean it didn’t officially ‘happen’ obviously, and I understand the desire not to punish a batter for driving in a run, but this sort of exception leads to the mess of a system we have now. Knock in a run on a groundout to short? 0-1, RBI! Unless there was a runner on 1st, in which case you may get an 0-1, 0 RBI (even if a run scored). Knock in a run on a Sac Fly? 0-0, 1 RBI.
by marc w on Jun 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same thing with sacrifice flies and squeeze plays.
It will never happen, but we really should just make all PAs be considered ABs. Batting averages would be much lower, and it would be much easier to see what player was better for the casual fan. But as I said, it will never happen.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anything it would make casual fans even dumber
because high walk guys would have low BAs by necessity if you calculated BA by PA.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, didn't really think that through. Oops
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if it was low-budget, but Cube^2 made my brain implode the first time I saw it
I haven’t seen Cube^1, but I would assume the same results would have applied
by d0nkey on Jun 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite active non-Mariner?
I can’t say as that I have one – I have several and they’re sorta interchangeable. I was very bummed to not be able to see Joey Votto when I was in Cincy, I really like Russell Martin, and as hard as I try I can’t quit Randy Johnson. Okay, that’s a lie, I’ve never wanted to quit Randy Johnson.
Least favorite? AJ Pierzynski. No real reason why, he just irritates me.
I’m not crazy about scifi as a genre so I’m not anywhere near an expert on what’s good and bad. I like Firefly. But we just started watching Battlestar Galactica, and I really like it – but I like it because it’s not so much sci-fi as drama in space.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ Pierzynski looks like he smells and likes it.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's probably it, yeah
He looks like the kind of guy that would fart out loud on the bus just to piss people off.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still waiting for the list of players that look like they smell.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently every A's pitcher does.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NIck Swisher used to until the Yankee dress/hair code tidied him up
now he probably just smells like Axe.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Blanton still does.
Being in Philly doesn’t help his cause.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The same thing happened to Jason Giambi.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Jun 29, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I try to hate Pierzynski, I just can't.
He looks exactly like my brother…maybe that has something to do with it.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you caught your brother sleeping with your wife would it change your opinion of AJ?
by Sec 108 on Jun 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the better.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ reminds me of Jack Parkman
Derosa.
by vivaelpujols on Jul 1, 2009 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite active non-Mariner is probably Albert Pujols, but I also really like Nick Markakis, Matt Kemp, and Rich Harden.
The reason why is the same for all four: I saw one of their games really early after their debut and was smitten by the good + young combination. I remember watching Pujols when he came up and was playing third and OF and it makes me smile.
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's see
I have a lot of players on other teams that I like but I tend to favor younger guys. I really like players like Nick Markakis, Shane Victorino and Andre Ethier. They are good but fly under the radar. Basically any prospect who doesn’t come up in New York or Boston.
I’m not sure there’s anyone I hate besides Jeter since Paul O’Neill no longer plays. I guess I don’t like Michael Young, Brian Roberts or David Eckstein very much.
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Favorite non Mariner is Cammy
but since that doesn’t really count it’s Pujols or Manny. If Vlad hadn’t signed with the Angels it’d be him hands down Most hated is probably Hunter, but that’s more a result of his being an Angel and killing us. I also can’t stand Carlos Zambrano, Chone Figgins. Chipper Jones, Francisco Rodriguez and Jeff Kent who was such a douche I’m ignoring the fact that he’s retired because I want to convey how much I hate him.
by acblue on Jun 29, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why doesn't Cammy count?
And yeah, Jeff Kent should be preparing his acceptance speech for the Douchebag HOF any day now:
MC: And now, ladies and gentlemen….your newest inductee…Jeff Kent!
Kent: FUCK YOU
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some would argue that Cammy (and Moyer, and others)
don’t count because you like them because they were Mariners. While it’s an open question, I was hoping to see which non-Mariner players you love, and why. It’s not really surprising to like players who used to be on your favorite team.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although that said, fuck Orlando Cabrera.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I love him for his time as a Mariner
which I do not believe was the spirit of the question. Although I’d like to think he’d still be a favorite in any case.
by acblue on Jun 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was at the gym at lunch
SportsCenter was showing the top 10 plays of the weekend, and one of them was a Cammy catch – I can’t find video of it right now but he robbed the Giants of a HR in Saturday’s game. It made me love him all that much more that he’s still that awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a good catch.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It made me grin like a dork
and 30 minutes into a 45 minute run that takes some doing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
beeeeeeautiful
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of
NFL Meteorologists Warn Steaming Black-Guy Heads Occurring Later Every Year
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if I could rec just that part I would.
But I have now.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disregarding former Mariners
my favorites are Pujols (self explanatory), Lincecum (who doesn’t love him?), Sandoval (otherwise he might eat me), Zobrist (whoa).
Hatred of current players…Chipper Jones (he came up as a Brave at the time when I despised the Braves the most), Nick Punto (I swear we played the Twins six times last year and he was an annoying little shit), Chone Figgins (seriously dude your name is cho-knee).
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whenever I see his name I think of
these guys which annoys me because I hate him and they were awesome.
by acblue on Jun 29, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife hates him and Jhonny Peralta because neither one knows how to spell or pronouce their names.
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't just Johnny just spelled retardedly?
Or is it Juh-honny?
by Mariner John on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's spelled retardedly.
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chipper Jones has the punkiest first name ever.
Who the hell names their son “Chipper”?
by katal on Jun 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd go by Chipper before I'd go by Larry Wayne
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never realized that before.
So the guy decided to pick a different name, and he then went with Chipper? Schmuck.
by katal on Jun 29, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His family gave him the nickname as a kid
because he was seen as a “chip off the old block”, the “old block” being his dad I guess.
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone who has ever lived in the south is sub-human for all I care.
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We probably wouldn't like you either.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So fag drags aren't very big anymore are they?
by Robert on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Missouri is as southern as southern states get
by OlSalty on Jun 29, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having taken the long way through Alabama
I respectfully disagree… :/
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by section331 on Jun 30, 2009 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry Wayne is one of my least favorites ...
mostly because of the whole pregnant Hooters waitress mess
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another reason to PANIC!
I just got a brochure from King County Public Health about West Nile virus.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TO THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERS!!!!!!
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took 5 years to get budget approval to print the brochure.
by Sec 108 on Jun 29, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The CDC asked vets to warn people about some parasite carried in raccoon feces that can cause blindness.
One of my neighbors is a vet, he brought it up as we have kids, a backyard, and a neighborhood full of raccoons. He thought it was strange they asked vets to put out the word, really makes very little sense. If I didn’t live next to the man I would never have heard about it.
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do people come into contact with raccoon feces?
by Sec 108 on Jun 29, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
passing out in the yard after a few too many?
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some raccoons have strong, accurate arms.
by marc w on Jun 29, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the ones that combine that with a grudge that you gotta worry about most.
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they could hit for power and play the infield, I'd say sign 'em
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're all Boras clients, so there's that.
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go, the official Public Health Veterinarian of Seattle and King County warning.
Since you have a dog I figured it might be of interest. And the little parasitic worms can live in soil for years, ewwww, and also, holy crap I’m actually a bit concerned now. Link.
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We definitely have raccoons in our neighborhood.
That being said, we don’t keep food outside so I’m not too worried about my yard.
by Sec 108 on Jun 29, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reading the CDC can be entertaining.
Early treatment might reduce serious damage caused by the infection. Should you suspect you may have ingested raccoon feces, seek immediate medical attention.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He told me to avoid rubbing into the mucus membranes, and I can really see where that would be a serious problem.
Eating it?
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they're like nature'
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by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote avoiding either internal or external application of any kind of feces.
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CDC has an answer for you, too!
Treat decks, patios, and other surfaces with boiling water or a propane flame-gun. (Exercise proper precautions!)
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I just checked my propane gun!
Not for use in treating decks, patios, or other surfaces contaminated with raccoon feces.
Who calls a blowtorch a propane gun?
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How on earth am I supposed to boil my deck?
The deck’s like 400SF and the biggest Dutch oven I own is about five quarts. This is gonna take a while.
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome
“should you suspect you may have ingested raccoon feces”? Like you’d be sitting around the backyard, eating random fecal matter, and then stop and say “wait a minute, I think that was raccoon feces! Ick!”
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by pdb on Jun 29, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hungry and it was dark!
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by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To help you out
Feces usually are dark and tubular, have a pungent odor (usually worse than dog or cat feces), and often contain undigested seeds or other food items.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You did it again! You really are Captain Clutch!
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The both of you really heat up during the summer.
by royalcurve on Jun 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to get ac feeling too proud of himself,
but A- might just be the best nickname I’ve ever been given.
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder who the rec is from?
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I mean
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?advanced_search=true&scope=community&type=Comment&order=date&all_these_words=&this_exact_phrase=ass+is+ass&any_of_these_words=&results_per_page=10&created_after_freeform=&created_after=&created_before_freeform=&created_before=&search_user[username]=Jeff&btn_advanced=Search
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, blame your failures on technology.
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by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vaguely related: "Scat is teh nature word for poop."
Because this videojust needs to be shared, and where better than a discussion of raccoon feces.
by rlintott on Jun 30, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will save you all the time: "Late"
Who would have thought that it comes up twice in a thread? Not me, obviously.
by rlintott on Jun 30, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, ms msb,
Turns out 1,100 people have died of it since 1999. 1,110.
That’s 111 per year!
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Favorite active non-Mariner?
Pujols, I suppose.
Although I am to the point where I like Franklin, Pineiro, Spiezio and Jeff Weaver ironically.
Favorite player that never played for a team I root for?
Gosh I don’t know, I like Smoltz until he jumped ship to Boston. Barry Bonds and Greg Maddux are no longer playing… so… Chase Utley? I guess?
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm.
Favorite non-Mariner?
Nick Swisher:


He always sticks out his tongue for no reason it’s kidna weird he’s just awesome like that the only Yankee I like. Next would be Max Scherzer this one is because he throws an awesome change-up from the 3/4 slot and I’m a FB/CU guy before I busted out the slurve.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 29, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, Scherzer's eyes are two different colors. That's always neat.
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not know that until I saw it during the game yesterday.
And it freaked me out.
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by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's almost like the Terminator's red eye! Well not really.
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 29, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap.
That weirds me out for some reason.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has David Bowie eyes!
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by section331 on Jun 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's freaking awesome!
He just moved up on my favorite RHP list!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 29, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also want to see Moon
Though the actor kinda creeps me out – though I think it’s because the first movie I saw him in, he was naked in close proximity to John Turturro, and that’s never a good sign.
“Who is your favorite active non-Mariner baseball player? What is it about them that makes you like them?”
-Has to be Mark Teixeira, and I have no idea. I think I was really impressed by him last year, when we played the Braves, and it just sort of stuck. I detest the fact that he went to New York, but for that much money, I’d go live in Thailand in a cave, so I can’t say I’d blame him. I should hate him, because he looks really douche-y; but I can’t. I enjoy watching him play.
Who is your least-favorite/most-hated active non-Mariner baseball player? What is it that makes you unable to stand them?
-It’s a toss-up between AJ Pierzynski and Gerald Laird. And doesn’t everyone hate Pierzynski? Once again, it’s just a weird thing I get from both of them; they both just seem like jackasses. I’m sure they give money to cancer people and take in stray kittens off the street or something, but this is just a gut reaction.
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by section331 on Jun 29, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't like Tex anymore.
It was great when he was on the Angels, and then he had to go and sign with the Yankees. Ugh. And he does look like the jock/douche type.
I hate AJ as well, both in general and specifically for the 2005 ALCS.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I liked him with the Angels because I got to see him play more often
I also wound up with a baseball from him during BP once, via the security guard near the first baseline. So I still like him, though maybe not as much as I might have normally. I have a friend who is a giant Yankees and Tex fan, so I guess I’m happy for her, but still would have preferred he remained west siiiiiiide.
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by section331 on Jun 29, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would have liked him to stay as an Angel?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, it doesn't make any sense...
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by section331 on Jun 30, 2009 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not helping
Laird is even more terrifying when he’s spinning. Yoiks!
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by section331 on Jun 29, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'm not even supposed to be here .... I'm just "Crewman Number Six"-- I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is!!"
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved that performance, and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind as well.
I mistakenly thought Moon opened a couple weeks ago, big disappointment.
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It played at SIFF.
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by Eyebrows on Jun 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't watch much baseball outside of the Mariners
but I’ve enjoyed the start of the Marlins’ Emilio Bonifacio. The combination of speed, aggressiveness, and not playing for anyone in the division, Boston, or New York, really help with this. I would like Torii Hunter but he’s with the Angels.
How come nobody has mentioned Player A as their least favorite non-Mariner? Perhaps he doesn’t exactly count, but I think his continued bashing of Seattle in the media and other irritating tendencies make him an exception.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is an actual news story from Cleveland. Actual. News. Story.
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Yah.
We’d never spend valuable news time on the story of a bear roaming a neighborhood.
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you actually watch the video? I don't think you did.
by abender20 on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't decide which bit is the funniest, the re-enactment of the bear running into the woods, or running up the tree
I’m not sure what happened after that I think I blacked out for a minute
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about when he wore the paper mache bunny head...
and said that he can run fast, so it’s okay?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That whole thing is gold
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even the amateurish abstract camera angles...
it was as though they came out there saying “we want to look pretentious, but we don’t want to look like we know what we’re doing”
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here, right here in this backyard (long shot of blades of grass)...
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Should we be concerned?"
‘We are not bear food.’
Cut. SCENE.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 29, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When they started talking about bears pooping in the woods, I completely lost it
I was half expecting another re-enactment. Hysterical
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sir, the good nature word is "scat".
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poop is in now, all the cool kids are saying it.
Get with the times!
by Kermit. on Jun 29, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Did you actually watch the video? I don't think you did. "
I finally got it to load. My.
say, Todd has some fascinating facts.
by msb on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has to be some sort of running joke with this news station.
I’m blown away.
by Teej on Jun 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Way.
No fucking way. If I had .gif abilities I’d make one of the running bear re-enactment and laugh until forever. That might be one of the most retarded things to have ever been reported on. Ever.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The top news story tonight in my neck of the woods is that a six year old has his bike jacked and it was his only birthday present.
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did it involve somebody holding up a cardboard replica of the bike and running away with it?
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by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly no, just an interview with the upset child.
by Poochie on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably just as hilarious
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then, this is why it helps to read the whole thread
Rather than just posting up around Raccoon feces. Dammit.
by rlintott on Jun 30, 2009 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is not real.
No. I refuse to believe it.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I should also answer the questions too
Favorite non-Mariner: Jim Thome. Mostly because of these (and numerous others). Even though I know that’s irrational. Also, the fact that he made a special trip to drive his 500th HR ball to Cooperstown with his dad. That’s just awesome.
Cole Hamels gets special mention.
Most hated Non-Mariner: Francisco Rodriguez. What an asshat. Honorable mention: Jose Canseco, not for the steroids, but for this game. I remember seeing that game and I never stopped hating him from that moment on. 8-year-old me could really hold a grudge.
by rlintott on Jun 30, 2009 8:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In case anyone is going to Chicago
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 8:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopleaf is absolutely one of my favorite bars in Chicago.
It’s usually overcrowded, though.
by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it Carl Everett that once spit in Jamie Moyers face when he was HBP?
I hated that guy, what a pussy. I don’t really have a specific favorite player just a few players I go out of my way to keep tabs on as the season progresses.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As I recall,
Moyer hit him, then, in his next at-bat, Everett hit a homer, spit, grabbed his penis and danced around the bases while staring Jamie down and shouting at him.
“We exchanged some words, some things were done, and it was settled on the field. I don’t think it’s still over Jamie’s head or mine. That’s part of competition.”
Your world is a magical place, Carl.
by Teej on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the first things I was taught in Little League was to spit on my opponent after hitting a home run off him
the crotch grab didn’t start until high school, though.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I earned my junk-grabbing badge in Cub Scouts, so by T-ball season I was ready.
by Teej on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, that's my problem
I was never a scout.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I quit when some asshole stepped on my soapbox car right before the semifinals, crushing my axles.
by Teej on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your axles and your childlike wide-eyed innocence and belief in humanity's essential goodness, sounds like
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Cub Scouts were against junk grabbing
For multiple reasons
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were for it until they were against it
Much like the Vatican.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That is fantastic, and what the hell does "... over Jamie's head or mine." mean?
I remember them being nose to nose, somehow I’ve connected a different event to the this. Memory is a funny thing.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, having an event hanging over your head...
like little cartoon storm clouds?
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by JY on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carl Everett with the personal Eyore rain cloud would be the best thing ever.
He probably wouldn’t notice he was the only one getting wet.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm happy to have conveyed this particular image.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take some time every other week or so to heckle Everrett.
He plays for the Newark Bears, which I just happen to live around. Every game I show up I sit right near the home on-deck circle, and tell him that he’s worthless. He’s gotten one hit out of all the games I went to this season, and he’s posting something like a .300 avg otherwise.
Next weekend (I think) they’re home again. I can’t wait.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't heckling someone who's playing for the Newark Bears a bit redundant?
Not that you shouldn’t do it, I’m just sayin’.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Charlton Jimerson plays for the Bears?
And Armando Benitez? That’s a star-packed roster right there.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Carl Everett, I figured someone should be doing it.
Note that I don’t heckle Charlton Jimerson.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, absolutely
I’d heckle Carl Everett on the subway for no reason whatsoever.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if this has been covered yet
but collapsible comments are coming back soon. It’s being worked on.
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good news.
Was there some new feature introduced that broke collapsible comments, or did they just break on their own?
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Jon Garland.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfect time to post a 700-pixel spinning Youkilis.
by Teej on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are about 4500 shades of evil sir
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you stare at his nose the picture slows down
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's oddly hypnotic
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or if you have the whole thing on your screen and your computer is slower.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Parts of it look…..like something they shouldn’t….
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by section331 on Jun 30, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It takes up my entire fucking screen.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As somebody who is currently browing LL on my phone
I feel compelled to say ‘’fuck you.’’ Also, that thing takes up more than my whole screen and it is awesome to watch it spin.
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD IT WASN'T SPINNING BEFORE BUT NOW IT IS
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's worse when it starts off spinning then suddenly stops.
It’s like he’s mad at you.
by OlSalty on Jun 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Immediately upon seeing this my right eye started twitching.
It has not stopped.
by royalcurve on Jun 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you say this is the perfect time to post a 700 pixel blinking Harrelson?
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUT IT ON THE BOARD.....YESSSS
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's almost more disturbing because it doesn't spin
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That would kill post-coital bliss faster than mom and dad coming home early
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This one is recommended for its ability to win a staring contest.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as disturbing as hoped.

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's still pretty messed up
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now imagine him licking a block of ice.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more fun to imagine that he just did and that this is his reaction.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps it should spin.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda reminds me
of this.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE LIKE THE MOON.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 30, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOTCHA BITCH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
We're dangerously close to devolving into a Club LL.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With DJ Hawk dropping the beats
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that case,
I will definitely not be getting any work done today.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 30, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The chop smacking goes unnoticed in the normally sized version.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More effective when small.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In an odd twist of (I assume) unintentional humor
This looks like the faces they project on the big fountain in Millennium Park… IN CHICAGO
by rlintott on Jun 30, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geoff Baker thinks we should trade Miguel Batista and a player for Garrett Atkins
by Poochie on Jun 30, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Albert Pujols would be a better target
by Graham on Jun 30, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista for Longoria, straight up.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anybody's in the least bit interested in this sort of thing
I have three tickets to the AAA All-Star Game media day/open workout thing. It’s Tuesday the 14th at 2pm at PGE Park. You also get a free hat. I personally can’t imagine anything less interesting than a AAA media day/workout thing, but if that sort of thing’s your bag let me know and I’ve got tickets for you. FREE HAT!
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your reactions are always entertaining.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this erotic? I feel like I should know the answer but I don't.
Is this erotic? You just made me question my sexuality for the only time in my life, this is so confusing
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What sexuality questions apply to someone who will fuck anything?
by Sec 108 on Jun 30, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey not fair asshole, I do have my standards
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I screenshotted this and emailed it to your wife for you.
by Sec 108 on Jun 30, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Mr. No Boundaries, you wanna play rough do ya?
Yeah, I’ve got nothing.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make my day punk rocker! Do it and I'll throw Brett Favre at your wife!
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would love to see that actually.
It would be the Roman Coliseum all over again with her playing the lion.
by Sec 108 on Jun 30, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it a knight licking a block of ice?
Where does this fit on the porn flow chart?
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not really a flow chart.
More of an atlas documenting all fetishes by similarity and materials involved.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is fascinating. Amazingly enough I'm doing some research and could use a link to a reference like that.
by Kermit. on Jun 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looking for a new fetish, but only have plungers, a 70's style hemp plant hanger, and off-brand cool whip to work with?
You’re in luck!
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just wait until you ask Eyebrows what some of the stuff means
you don’t want to know. Seriously.
by seattlebruin on Jun 30, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's educational!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's terrifying and requires extra scotch to hear about.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like anyone ever needs an excuse for extra scotch.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok so I found it.
It took some digging, since the original site is long gone (funny how I found a mirror in no time when I was drinking). I’ve rehosted it and hope to never lose it again.
Semi-NSFW, text-only, but text you might not have the best time discussing with your co-workers.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, sir.
You’re always here for us.
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe that one was in the top right hand side of the diagram.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could have lived forever and been happy not knowing about moldy oldies and human furniture
I love comic book exclamations, and since meeting you I think of you whenever I use them. Quirky turns of phrase (is that even correct, I can’t fix it) knock me out, love ’em.
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
by royalcurve on Jun 30, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it hard to believe that I can still genuinely elicit these responses.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you not realize how disturbing that .gif is?!
by royalcurve on Jun 30, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually in Kermit's boat.
I’m not sure whether to be repulsed or aroused. Thus, I recced it.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it's obvious I'll never understand you.
by royalcurve on Jun 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even understand myself a lot of the time.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the point of the gif.
The best gifs elicit a number of initial responses, leaving you to sort through them.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Busey one just popped the Gremlins song into my head.
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by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think my will to be the charming, relatively positive creature typing before you has finally broken.
by royalcurve on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I didn't realize that human trainwreck was that divisive around here nowadays.
Good luck putting yourself back together, I’ll be sitting here trying to fit a song to the licking.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I had a nickel...
Iāll be sitting here trying to fit a song to the licking.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually now that I look at it again
I’m finding it funny. Though that could be in light of all the responses.
HE JUST KEEPS LICKING IT!
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by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel this will be a big let-down after Eyebrows
but there is a sequel to Mini Sirloin Burgers.
Jack in the Box Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwiches.
and dance.
by msb on Jun 30, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get the appeal of this mini burger trend.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 30, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're great bar food but I don't understand ordering them at a fast food restaurant.
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a bar near me that serves Chicken and Waffle Sliders.
It’s southern style pieces of chicken breast between two small homemade waffles, served with gravy and syrup. THAT’s bar food.
by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That just made my mouth water a little.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 30, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People still find midgets to be hilarious.
by Teej on Jun 30, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're just like people! But smaller!
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't that guy that owned 8 of them cheat on his wife?
by Robert on Jun 30, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I hear they're getting divorced
Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the midgets?
by OlSalty on Jun 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think those were just not-fully-formed humans.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the parents or the midgets?
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, people, the dad was just Asian.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
Tito: Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
Nick: He doesn’t have to be.
Tito: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?
Nick: No, Tito, I…
Tito: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who’s had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don’t even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I’ve seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! “Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!”. Everyone will go “Woah, this must be a fuckin’ dream, there’s a fuckin’ dwarf in it!”. Well I’m sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
by msb on Jun 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else get FF 3.5 yet?
I wasn’t ever running any of the release candidates and I just downloaded 3.5, and….uh. I’m not sure that the vaunted speed burst is really that bursty – although that could be a function of my craptastic work network. Otherwise, it seems fine but no revolutionary changes that I can see.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard that but I'm not sure what "better" means really
I need to get home and play with it on a network that runs at the speed of 2009 instead of 1998.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better for the strangeness in this thread!
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adblock took care of most of that strangeness
hard to explain to the boss why there’s a giant blurry pic of Hawk Harrelson on one of my monitors.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She asked me who the hell it was
and when I explained she said “no wonder I don’t know. The White Sox are stupid.” and then walked away. Awesome.
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nyjer Morgan + traded for Lastings Milledge +
The Nationals just traded Lastings Milledge for a black Ryan Langerhans.
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, essentially Lastings Milledge for Mike Morse.
by Teej on Jun 30, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neal Huntington is really getting busy.
by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I honestly had no idea Nyjer was 29 years old
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On little "with" and we were home free...
by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord Robert.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recced it just because I knew what you were going for
by OlSalty on Jun 30, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now my crappily photoshopped Blackface Langerhans is useless here.
Thanks a lot.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close enough.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 30, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Mr. Kool-Aid in the movie theater
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea how to pronounce Nyjer and I plan to side with uncaution.
by Robert on Jun 30, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don't pronounce each letter sort of phonetically. That's when you get in trouble.
by abender20 on Jun 30, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was executed flawlessly in the past
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was Milledge injured to start the year?
I pay little attention to the Nationals and just noticed he only had 46 PA at the MLB level this season.
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I am on record as being the first one who wanted Nyjer Morgan.
by Poochie on Jun 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE TOTALLY GOT GUed OUT GETTING NYJER MORGAN
FUCK
by Poochie on Jun 30, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just wanted the jokes.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not realize it was actually a word.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 30, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You realize in this instance GU is pronounced "joo"
by Poochie on Jun 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does Gonzaga have to do with Nyjer Morgan?
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by pdb on Jun 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea Nyjer Morgan had 1.9 WAR this season.
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Based on his ridiculous half-season UZR
-3 runs batting, +14.3 fielding. So far.
by marc w on Jun 30, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah.
I don’t think Nyjer Morgan is a borderline All-Star, I just find it amusing.
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that he's been more valuable than BJ Upton and Adam Jones.
I finished the thought in my brain before I finished in the comment box.
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's better than that
They also traded Hanrahan
by Graham on Jun 30, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the only way this makes any sort of sense for the Pirates.
by marc w on Jun 30, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But in essence the Nationals traded Milledge AND Hanrahan for Mike Morse which what.
by Graham on Jun 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I don't get that combo for the Nats. But I *really* don't get this from the Pirates POV.
Hanrahan’s good to have, I guess. There’s that.
by marc w on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change of scenery move, I guess
They probably don’t make it if Morgan isn’t 29.
by Jeff on Jun 30, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet they're trying to get rid of Snell
by acblue on Jun 30, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's more that they want to hand the keys to McCutcheon. And that's fine.
But they gave McLouth and Morgan away for some meh prospects and Hanrahan.
They can hope Milledge finds his stroke, but he’s always going to be a defensive liability.
by marc w on Jun 30, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet another site of someone else's failures. Still as fun as ever.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jul 1, 2009 5:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS what's going on in this thread?

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that's horrifying
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your spleen will have to buy me dinner or drinks or something first
I’m not that cheap.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should not be allowed to post until collapsing returns.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only abuse because I love.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHITE-OUT!
I know Seattlebruin digs the Belgian White Ales, so Iāll share an e-mail I got this morning from Toronado:
On Thursday “The 1st Annual White-Out”
At least, thatās what weāre calling it⦠The style of beer is known as a Belgian White Ale. Brewed with wheat, typically unfiltered, lightly spiced (coriander?)⦠Belgiumās answer to German Hefe-Weizen, and the perfect thing for a hot summerās day. This singularly Belgian style of beer had almost died out, and had it not been for the efforts of Mr. Pierre Celis (who almost single-handedly revived the Hoegaarden beer back in the 70ās) it might have gone the way of the buffalo. But it didnāt. Good thing, too⦠Because weāve noticed that you all like the style. Weāve also noticed that itās getting warm out. So we thought weād assemble a kick-ass collection of takes on the style, from all over the world, all on draft, and serve āem up to you. The beers:
Allagash White (Maine)
Ommegang Wit (New York)
Hitachino White (Japan)
The Bruery Orchard White (Placentia)
St. Feuillien Blanche (Belgium)
Unibroue Blanche de Chambly (Canada)
Avery White Rascal (Colorado)
Koeningshoven Witte Trappist (Netherlands)
St. Bernardus Wit
by Teej on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The town, not the birth byproduct
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might have chosen, in that case, not to name my beer after the town.
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It appears that they didn't name either the beer or brewery after the town
Perhaps they should just move, though…. no more confusion.
by marc w on Jul 1, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's strange that it's the only one on this list that's not a state or a country, though
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe because it's close enough to SD that people know where it is?
That’s the only reason I can think of because that is kinda weird.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The disease progression has been swift and frightening.
I fear that my need to shave will cease within a month.
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In context it's not so bad. The festival is happening in SoCal.
People in SoCal should theoretically know where Placentia is, so the specifics are neat. Otherwise, who cares if a brewery from Maine is in Portland or Kennebunkport?
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's from Portland it's from Gritty McDuff's which is an awesome brewery
no context there just wanted to plug Gritty’s.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portland is the only non-Boston New England city I would consider living in
fantastic restaurants, good beer, right by the water, minor league ball – it’s a really cool little town.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I could even put up with New England winters again to live there.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have always wanted to live in New Hampshire, oddly.
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portsmouth seems like a nice place but I've not spent a ton of time elsewhere in NH
and again, good beer!
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why, out of curiousity?
That corner of the world doesn’t fit with my image of you….
by marc w on Jul 1, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beats me.
I haven’t even traveled there. I just imagine that it’s probably beautiful. I like the landscape I’ve seen, covered bridges, lighthouses, little dairies that produce amazing cheese, four distinct seasons…. okay, I can get all of those things in the PNW. Maybe I only like the New Hampshire from the movies.
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was confused also!
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burlington, VT is a fun college city.
But that would be the only one I’d add to your list of good New England cities and it really isn’t what I’d consider a city. It’s more of a large town.
by Jed MC on Jul 1, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Burlington a lot but I think Portland shades it just a bit
Burlington seems like a good place to spend a few years, like for college, but it’s fairly finite – like you say, it’s just a big town. I could see myself spending a really long time in Portland if it came to that.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portland, ME is just a little small for me and Burlington is way too small.
Both are similarly enjoyable – good bars, record stores, live music, minor league baseball, etc., although Burlington is smaller and colder.
If I had to live in New England again, it would Boston or nothing for me. And I’d have to be forced to move anywhere outside of a short walk to the red or green lines.
by Jed MC on Jul 1, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I get older I see the attraction of Portland over Boston in fact because it's smaller
But I dearly love Boston.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A good friend of mine took recreational drug training in Burlington
Otherwise known as college.
by Sec 108 on Jul 1, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a minor in hacky sack no doubt
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thankfully no or it would not have said friend.
He is a hippie hating punk rocker like myself.
by Sec 108 on Jul 1, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm amazed someone got through four years at UNH without being a hippie!
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ethan survived Bennington without turning
into a hippie so anything is possible.
by Sec 108 on Jul 1, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's cute?
Oh, Maine
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I'm going down to SD tomorrow.
And I don’t even like beer.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it's today.
Well then my taunting doesn’t really work.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 2, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because San Francisco is so horrible
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 2, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels voted most
fan-friendly organization in all professional sports.
“I am extremely proud of our staff for working day in and day out to provide what we call the ‘Baseball Experience.’ Their focus is always on our fans, which would include providing courteous service, affordable pricing, and a clean environment. And, of course, the baseball people work hard to put a winning team on the field!” – Arte Moreno
Let the rat jokes commence.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fan-friendly environments are unpleasantly sterile and only friendly to the fans who don't care
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to Safeco Field, how can we help you?
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By harrassing me because I'm young and had tickets right behind home plate
I swear that damn usher gave me weird looks the whole game
by seattlebruin on Jul 2, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
“The survey, which the magazine says is driven by research and fan feedback”
by msb on Jul 1, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David Beckham in "I'm a wanker" shocker!
There’s a book out by Grant Wahl that pretty much confirms what most everyone knew – Beckham didn’t want to be in LA in the first place once the novelty wore off. I’m not at all surprised, but it’s still an annoying read.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Once his endorsement deals dry up and he's too old to play soccer, it's going to be interesting to see what happens next.
I can’t imagine Posh is sitting on a goldmine from the Spice Girl days, as part of the jet set it appears they spend money like a Rockefeller.
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe they both have alot of endorsement deals. For example, Armani underwear.
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he won't have to worry about money.
He makes about Ā£30 million a year in endorsements and has done for many years. And he’s never had a crippling drug addiction and leechlike friends – he’s been managed very well. I do, however, see them as being staples of UK reality TV shows like I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here once his playing career is done, because neither one of them can stand not being in the spotlight.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's going to be amusing once her ass hits the floor and his chiseled good looks get jowly.
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(You'll like this one)
You mean when they both look like the north end of a southbound mule?
by royalcurve on Jul 1, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Words cannot express how much that man irritates me.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than running a marathon with steel wool in your jock?
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to his wife he already does.
by Sec 108 on Jul 1, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's less irritating than out-and-out abrading
but on the plus side it’s the kind of mistake you really only have to make once for it to sink in.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe I'm sympathetic to Landycakes Donovan.
I also can’t believe I want to read a book about an MLS club I detest. But there you have it…
by marc w on Jul 1, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm no Donovan fan either
but I guess I have the same problem with Donovan as I do with Jeter – it’s not the player himself, it’s the “OMG DONOVAN SHOULD GO BACK TO EUROPE HE’D DO GREAT THERE” he always gets when that is quite plainly not the case.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm not normally one to celebrate advertising
but this is way too clever to not at least garner some begrudging respect. It takes a while, but it’s pretty funny.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok that's pretty clever.
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I came across that last Thursday or thereabouts
Love it. Thank you for posting it here and reminding me of it
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 1, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WON'T ANYBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN????
Seriously. Won’t they? A provision of Michael Jackson’s will dealing with custody of his kids reportedly says
“If Katherine Jackson, 79, is not living, Jackson said, “I nominate Diana Ross as guardian.” "
Could you imagine Diana Ross as your mother? DON’T LOOK AT ME, CHILD. I SAID DON’T LOOK AT ME! YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY YOU SAY IT TO MY AGENT, UNDERSTAND?
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's okay.
They’re really robots, not actual children.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than most I really do feel bad for Michael Jackson's kids
Even before all this, those kids were living in a trainwreck and they had no idea.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, because growing up with Michael Jackson as a father would be a normal parenting experience.
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but at least they're still young enough to be able to be somewhat normal
if they’re not parented by Miss Ross.
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If those kids aren't completely ruined by now, I am made entirely of asparagus.
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your pee must be the worst.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Asparagus makes my pee smell funny. You don't make my pee smell funny, therefore you are not made of asparagus.
I’m getting better at these logical thought process games.
by Kermit. on Jul 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's try that again. EATING asparagus gives your urine a strange odor. That's where this game stops.
by abender20 on Jul 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good because this could go down the very wrong path
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he's made of pee
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're right you're delicious and if you're wrong the kids are normal.
it’s a win-win!
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Balentien Johnson Woodward CedeƱo
What a fearsome 6-9.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also Pettitte is a lefty
isn’t that what Sweeney is for? But KGJ is DH.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you live in Washington and want to buy hard liquor any time soon
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by pdb on Jul 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw that and laughed considering the weekend.
Bring on Seattle International Beer Festival!
Ronny, TAKE
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could get into politics very easily...
but I wish Washington didn’t have gov. control of booze. It was so nice to walk into a grocery store at midnight in CA and buy a handle of vodka.
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by Eyebrows on Jul 1, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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