6/23: Open Game Thread
San Diego Padres at Seattle Mariners, Jun 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Game plan for the series: avoid pitching to Scott Hairston in all clutch situations.
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I don't think I have a friend in Seattle that isn't going to this game.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm not going.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I meant the friends I've met in the flesh. It would be alarming (and unprecedented) if every local LLer went to the same game.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I knew what you meant
I was more or less just making an announcement. Sorry, I’m not sure why it was important that anyone know. :/
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping to be in the "met in the flesh" group next week
But the proposed plan (as per SB) is on the night that I get in to town, so family might dictate otherwise..
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More bullpen weirdness...
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was ritual hugging....
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Between that and the new, marching-band-style formation for the Nat’l Anthem, things are getting weird. I wonder if any other teams do this sort of thing?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously, I haven't been paying proper attention.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took a photo of it
And it’s on my blog. I’d grab the link, but sadly the photos on WordPress don’t work that way. All I can do is provide the link, it’s the second photo down:
http://section331.com/2009/06/23/saturday-night/
I don’t know when the “V” thing started, but I didn’t notice the hugging Saturday. I’m wondering how long it will be before they’re wearing kilts and painting themselves blue….
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry,
I can’t just grab the photo link.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are getting ready to take on the British at Lexington!
by mark sobba on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pink backpack is full of bombs!
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by section331 on Jun 24, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
I’m glad I didn’t have any drink in my mouth right at that moment.
HA!
Photo posting here is still a bit of a mystery to me; I consider myself lucky I can actually use the commenting function.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully Gutierrez will see the Padres.
And think he’s at Petco again. 3 more HRs this series?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 23, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think "SS?" is very apropos
given at times, no one knows what the hell he is doing – Yuni especially. The bottom three is like a triumvirate of offensive suckitude.
by greg briley on Jun 23, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
Does this mean I run like Joel Pineiro?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
Maybe I actually run like a big fat dynamo?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He literally runs with his arms in a T-rex pose with his wrists turned out while flapping his arms and hands in a feminie manner
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW.
I need to see it now.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The mlbtv player is working absurdly well for me
I wish it would glitch like this more often
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Try wrestling with that bitch on shaky wi-fi in Prudhoe Bay like I am.
If it wasn’t a dry work environment it would drive me to drink.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 23, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't being sarcastic
I am getting 7-bar picture quality with nex-def turned of, and the picture is smooth at full screen. The picture is never smooth at fullscreen. Not even on a good computer.
The quality indicator is a one bar lit, and the trying to light and I can’t change it.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't wanna screw with it to find out.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah, I wouldn't either.
Congrats if it is.
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR A HANGING CHAD
LET’S BRING THE PAIN TO OUR HATED RIVALS! 53 TO 0, FINAL SCORE! ICHIRO WITH 3 GRAND SLAMS, 2 WITHOUT MEN ON BASE!
LET’S DO THIS!!!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Brad Adam sound weird to anyone else today?
Like…drunk and/or slurring?
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Predictions for the game?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lots of winning
And chloroforming Adrian Gonzalez.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We begin to use the panther meme as well.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ours is a ferret.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in a good mood
After the Tigers pulled one out against the Cubs so I think I’ll watch the Mariners and hope they defrock the Padres.
…wait, does that count as a discussing religion?
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This was better when it made no sense
1) Pitch with intelligence
2) Score four, we win!
3) Who’s your Padre
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Creeeeeeepy......
Kreuger just got a lot weirder.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krueger: "Who's your padre?"
“The Mariners have been the Padre’s daddy.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So most of you don't have Broadstripe but the Broadstripe commercial with the woman giving birth in the elevator is the dirtiest sounding commercial ever.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It sounds like they took the audio track from porn.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While a woman gives birth? That's certainly interesting.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't show her birthing a baby do they?
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see why not
motherhood is a beautiful thing
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Her cries of anguish sound very much unlike most cries of anguish is all.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you're getting at, and that's just wrong.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And interestingly enough I hate it less than other Broadstripe commercials.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awful service, awful customer service, bad commercials too.
I’m shocked they don’t come over weekly to beat you with lengths of coaxial cable.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair they're really nice.
They’re just totally incompetent.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going to try an experiment in this thread so please bear with me
Or flame me, whichever may be the case
by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last I looked the Nationals and Red Sox were tied at 3
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good for you Tony Jr.
If you left that pocket untucked you’d have committed a uniform violation.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which one is the one that sounds like someone has his nuts in a vice on strike calls?
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that guy
It’s “strike” not AAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEE!!
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
--> Top 1st
Tony Gwynn pops out to CF Guiterrez. One out.
by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You were adopted and your birth mom is a Solenodon
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the point of this was.......
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't there a suggestion in the SBN thread that there be live game updates in threads?
I think that’s where LV’s idea may have come from. It looks like it wasn’t well received.
by Decatur on Jun 23, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a nice play
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pineiro running a 18/1 GB/FB ratio tonight
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn. CG two hitter. I think he finished with 20 GBs and 1 FB
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I could actually throw a ball 90 feet
I’d never leave the NL.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh get technical.
I’m lucky if it makes it across the room.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did Gaudin's chin hamster go?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it escaped from it's hamster ball.
My nephew’s hamster is an escape artist.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd be terribly dangerous
To just let it wander around SafeCo like that.
I do hope it’s ok….
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See?
It’s plotting against us, even as we speak….
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figures that my best mlbtv experence (by a mile) would come while the player was malfuntioning badly
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad the Mariners signed Branyan
I have been waiting for him to get regular playing time since he was in the Indians organization.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Kouzmanoff" bugs me. I spell it in my head over and over and over again.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It has been happening since we played them last week. It's like getting a song stuck in your head.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name-o.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just trading one form of misery for another.
It’s like complaining to someone that your arm hurts, so they stomp on your foot.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Ichiro!
Boo for Olson giving up three hard-hit balls!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coach Lampkin is at the game tonight with his Union High School baseball team.
He told them that if they made the play-offs he’d bring them up to a game at the Dome …
according to Tom, they proceeded to chant Dome Dome Dome after every win this season, and made it to the 2nd round of playoffs.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lame.
Let’s see the coach become a major leaguer if he wants to motivate his team.
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thus the fact that Tom Lampkin is one of the most awesome people ever
is strengthened.
by Coach Owens on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He mentioned that this years CCYS fundraiser would be for local schools and their sports facilities
a lot of the guys were giving him items to auction
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're wrong, not all the kids are out of school :(
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 on, none out.
Let’s break tradition and score some runs.
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or just try to bunt. Who needs runs anyway?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should convince one of the LLers to run onto the field and evade security for as long as possible.
Sure, it would mean jail time, but imagine the .gif glory.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh, the broadcats never shows people who run onto the field.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure you get jail time unless you're streaking
I know a guy who got paid $500 from a couple friends to do it earlier this season, and all that happened to him was getting removed from the stadium.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed that exchange.
“Ever been to Curacao?”
“Nope. You?”
“Nope. Sailed by it.”
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bam Bam could speak 7 languages
But couldn’t hit major league pitching.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Rob Johnson wasn't up
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit the crap out of that one.
Ha ha, we’ll take it.
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
R. Johnson is a great player.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would require contact with the ball.
Which, well…
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on GRAND SLAM
maybe if I believe enough…
oh goddddd…
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Straight down the middle isn't close enough to the strike zone to swing
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson derives excitement from slurping on stiff erected excited penises.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well done Rob
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit down you sack of suck
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand how he plays baseball.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We aren't going to score
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never been happier about being wrong.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni will swing at this
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni: "See coach? That is why I swing at everything!"
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!!!
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni had no chance.
Oh good, Ronny is up….
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray! It is up to Ronny Cedeno!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was completely unpredictable. I never saw that coming.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni + Rob Johnson = Worthless.
Now here comes Cedeno to complete the trio from hell.
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Refresh and it usually comes back.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have, a bunch
I’m stuck on Gonzales hitting into an out
by Malcontent1 on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
and I just loaded it.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was one wicked out.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded nobody out for Rob Johnson, Yuni, and Cedeno
I mean, what the hell did we expect?
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three strikes away from being Boof Bonsor'd
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ball 4 you fuckface
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this umpire.
In the anus.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahaha what an idiot.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HO-LEE CRAP!
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RUN SCORING
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The offencive output from our 2B/SS/C trio this year has been amazingly horrible
but nevermind that, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by IceStormV1 on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TAKE
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a fair ball God dammit
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well we should be up 4-0, thanks first base ump you stupid bitch
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Umpire!
You really screwed the pooch with that call and didn’t even give the M’s a reach around.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No online scoreboard is working for the M's/Padres game
by Malcontent1 on Jun 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not working for me.
It’s frozen at the top of the 2nd with no outs. The CBS Game Center is the only game tracker that seems to work for me.
by schismatix on Jun 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umpires should get paid more.
But then every bad call should warrant a considerable fine.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So who eats it when Kelley is brought back?
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a really really weird looking throwing motion
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, the chin wig was holding Gaudin back.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You boated from the boarder?
You can afford your own damn fries.
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They failed to mention
It was on a raft built out of twigs and scotch tape.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game by radio only. Gameday is literally 15 minutes slow on my iPhone. This is pretty ghetto.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you mean:
“Gameday is literally 15 minutes slow on Seattle Rodiners’ iPhone”
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're using the Gameday iPhone app?
If so, that’s odd. I’ve never noticed serious lag before.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So straight misplays aside, Wlad has looked way better in the OF this season.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Gonzo's nominal stats would look like in a normal stadium with normal teammates.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
6 HR 32 RBI
It inflates his total 50%
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Mark Grant, how I've not missed you at all.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hope this nickname doesn't bug you because I love it so much
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bluemax!
I’m going Saturday!
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. We're currently lined up for Friday, but we'll see.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fridays are hard for me
I work until 7pm. I mean I could make it but I’d be at least an hour late.
The earliest I could get out of work would be 6:30.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't go in to work
until 11am, so it evens out.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it does make it hard to go to a lot of baseball games.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems unpossible.
I’d crawl on my knees over cut glass for that.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he spent the last two weekends in L.A. and would rather swallow a metal fence than spend another day this month on I-5.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do it, Teej.
No one has ever gone through that much trouble to hang out with me, ever!
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there's that
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Motherfucker
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammitdammitsonofabitch.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to CBS GameCenter, that was a ground bunt out to left.
by shinallsrevenge on Jun 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Gameday, it's still the bottom of the 2nd.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen funerals with more life than either teams' bats.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Franklin Gutierrez: man of many facial hairs.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's that weird "surprised and shocked" face.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our team is the Seattle Mariners.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God created the Seattle Mariners so that they would not go to the World Series. This is what I was taught at a very young age.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't get me wrong ... I love the Mariner a great, great deal. But ... there have been more Mariner losses than wins in my lifetime.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, it seems much, much younger.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to assume you were born in 1993
in which case the mariners are well over .500 in that time period.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was born in 1980. I have seen many years of bad Mariner baseball.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you've also seen many years of good Mariner baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason ... the bad sticks out more. I will probably one of those dipshits who actually cries of the Mariners win the World Series in my lifetime. But ... I'm not holding my breath.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant I will probably BE one of those dipshits. Not that I'm not one already.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but why would someone crying when their team wins the world series be a dipshit
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of those dipshits......?
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like that guy
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers, Yanks and BoSox?
Wow, we’re fucked.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We took two of three from the Red Sox in May!
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
But we did it here, and Boston is notorious for not doing well in SafeCo (so says my Sox-loving friend). I don’t think we’ll fare as well in Fenway…
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have so many players who love to wave at pitches down and away
and then do that little spin move because they are so off balance
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to play the everyone's favorite game: Guess The Ethnicity of Kyle Blanks
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would guess African American. His ESPN gamecast picture is just wonderful.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hell?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to the Rainiers website, yep.
EjectionsTacoma Rainiers pitcher Ryan Rowland-Smith ejected by HP umpire John Brammer. (4th).
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about thoughts and prayers to the Lopez family, Dave?
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well fuck
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RainersLand Twitter reads as follows:
Wow… Sanchez granted late time out. Next pitch: RRS hits Sanchez in the dome. Benches clear. Words only. RRS tossed. Delgado in.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude
They wrestle crocs for fun down there…..I’d be willing to bet Hyphen can cut a bitch if he wants to.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The noggin. The pate. The fontanelle.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Yep, that’s where I learned that word. There is also a Fontanelle St about 2 miles from my house…
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Blanks gets sent down, does he get sent to Seaworld?

by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I typically follow games on Gameday and Fangraphs at the same time
Imagine my surprise when I fired up Gameday and saw the game was still in the second inning. But at least it was still 0-0.
Imagine my further surprise when Fangraphs disagreed and said we were down 2-1.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 23, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow our defense is looking stellar this half inning
I expect this shit from Johnson, but Gutierrez too.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess we're not ready for muLLti LLanguage puns
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
d'yar is similar to "yarr" which is the noise a pirate would make. It also resembles dar, which is the spanish word for "to give". So he is a butt pirate who gives something
I believe that is the joke
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The something would be his penis
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rob, when someone asks you if you're a God...
…you say no.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really starting to hate this Everett Cabrera guy.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson continues to enhance his reputation as a defensive catcher
by Gihyou on Jun 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson has the heart of a champion.
Deep inside his veins, too much pride to be runnin’
He gonna give what he can and more, even if
His blood, his sweat, and his tears don’t mean nothin’
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe we are watching a baseball game and participating in a related game thread.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Either I break open the Tullamore
or it’s the little bottle of Goldschlager cinnamon schnaaps
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is looking awful
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching M's-Padres in person at Petco = awesome
Watching Padres-M’s on TV = dying
by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He swings the bat as pathetic as he throws the ball.
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So it sounds like this game has been an embarrassment so far
by JLC on Jun 23, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So embarrassing, even Gameday has refused to pay attention to it.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is officially a shit night for Northwest baseball
Anyone know how the Aquasox are doing?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Leading 2-1 going to the fifth.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 23, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spokane Indian will definitely beat the Aqua Sock.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But these Aquas Sock hard.
Two home runs already.
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by JY on Jun 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Yakima Bears were down to Eugene 2-1 in the 4th.
But no one cares about the Yakima Bears.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neihaus pissed off level is rising rapidly. Unhappy Dave.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how it dropped, and came back on an at-bat by Cedeno.
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by JY on Jun 23, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the picture of Ubaldo Jimenez in the slideshow on the mlb.com homepage.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please, look at it. You won't regret it.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to, just to spite you.
by Taylor H on Jun 23, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your loss.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear God that's actually hilarious holy shit
by Taylor H on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know right?
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A face only a mother could love
And even she is on the fence
by cougfan on Jun 23, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers should demand
that their pictures not be taken mid pitch.
by levnclf on Jun 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's probably the best one I've ever seen.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our offense is looking good
Especially the bottom of our order
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what? Fuck that Keystone commercial
Why the hell does that guy get hit in the nuts in the end? The dumbass TOLD him to throw it!
Thanks Mariners, now I find a little bit of hate in everything
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the never ending "girls in the crowd" shots, FSN. I just never can get enough.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We don't want to make our female commenters feel unwelcome
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what it would take for me to actually feel that way?
(Let’s not find out)
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hate to think how your gay commenters feel.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy that we're breaking down the walls of prejudice
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like a good fag comment to do that.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a cigarrette I am often offended by your remarks.
And only now have I felt the freedom to say so.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see if Kouzmanoff can fuck up another meatball
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
k-o-u-z-m-a-n-o-f-f.....repeat x 1 trillion
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if this team will still promote Japanese crap once all their Japanese players leave
by JLC on Jun 23, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corco up in the pen.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
Yeah this clown keeps expanding the zone to the left
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Jun 23, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Gaudin really 'found something'?
other than a bad Mariner offense?
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and a generous ump?
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by JY on Jun 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
He found that what is usually a ball on the bottom left corner is called a strike today
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Jun 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when do we get to trade Yuni for Headley?
by Teej on Jun 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was a fairly awful outing for Olson
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why was that man wearing a jean jacket and light wool gloves
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
He probably has a pack of cigs in that jean jacket inside pocket and wears the gloves when he smokes cigs
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Jun 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darker text is scary.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did that man have one black glove and one gray glove
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what you get for looking like two-face.
by Seattle Rodiners on Jun 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, if you're not scoring runs.
Garret Olson is probably not a guy you can count on to throw up zeros.
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really am annoyed by this Budweiser radio commercial with the crappy Jet song.
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by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
Better than the espn radio … 1800 divorce song
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Jun 23, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a question about that song.
I don’t know any couples where the man alone bought the house, the car, and even the rock.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only celebrities with wives that are 17 years older than them like Jerry Seinfeld...
Than his wife tries to accomplish something by making a cook book with stolen recipes and is now being sued for a ton.
by Roy Weaver Stuckey on Jun 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So have we had any Supersonics1984 sightings recently?
by Taylor H on Jun 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember back when Corco used to actually be a decent reliever?
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by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I had already cancelled my MLB subscription by that point
Must have been after May of last season. I missed the whole Corcoran fad
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 straight balls.
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by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, what happened to the interesting strikezone of yore?
just interesting in a different direction?
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