6/23: Open Game Thread
San Diego Padres at Seattle Mariners, Jun 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT
Game plan for the series: avoid pitching to Scott Hairston in all clutch situations.
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I don't think I have a friend in Seattle that isn't going to this game.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm not going.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I meant the friends I've met in the flesh. It would be alarming (and unprecedented) if every local LLer went to the same game.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I knew what you meant
I was more or less just making an announcement. Sorry, I’m not sure why it was important that anyone know. :/
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping to be in the "met in the flesh" group next week
But the proposed plan (as per SB) is on the night that I get in to town, so family might dictate otherwise..
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More bullpen weirdness...
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was ritual hugging....
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Between that and the new, marching-band-style formation for the Nat’l Anthem, things are getting weird. I wonder if any other teams do this sort of thing?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously, I haven't been paying proper attention.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took a photo of it
And it’s on my blog. I’d grab the link, but sadly the photos on WordPress don’t work that way. All I can do is provide the link, it’s the second photo down:
http://section331.com/2009/06/23/saturday-night/
I don’t know when the “V” thing started, but I didn’t notice the hugging Saturday. I’m wondering how long it will be before they’re wearing kilts and painting themselves blue….
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry,
I can’t just grab the photo link.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are getting ready to take on the British at Lexington!
by mark sobba on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pink backpack is full of bombs!
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by section331 on Jun 24, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
I’m glad I didn’t have any drink in my mouth right at that moment.
HA!
Photo posting here is still a bit of a mystery to me; I consider myself lucky I can actually use the commenting function.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully Gutierrez will see the Padres.
And think he’s at Petco again. 3 more HRs this series?
I actually bought a Betancourt t-shirt.
by Hopefulmsfan on Jun 23, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think "SS?" is very apropos
given at times, no one knows what the hell he is doing – Yuni especially. The bottom three is like a triumvirate of offensive suckitude.
by greg briley on Jun 23, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
Does this mean I run like Joel Pineiro?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
Maybe I actually run like a big fat dynamo?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He literally runs with his arms in a T-rex pose with his wrists turned out while flapping his arms and hands in a feminie manner
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW.
I need to see it now.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The mlbtv player is working absurdly well for me
I wish it would glitch like this more often
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Try wrestling with that bitch on shaky wi-fi in Prudhoe Bay like I am.
If it wasn’t a dry work environment it would drive me to drink.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 23, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't being sarcastic
I am getting 7-bar picture quality with nex-def turned of, and the picture is smooth at full screen. The picture is never smooth at fullscreen. Not even on a good computer.
The quality indicator is a one bar lit, and the trying to light and I can’t change it.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't wanna screw with it to find out.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah, I wouldn't either.
Congrats if it is.
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIME FOR A HANGING CHAD
LET’S BRING THE PAIN TO OUR HATED RIVALS! 53 TO 0, FINAL SCORE! ICHIRO WITH 3 GRAND SLAMS, 2 WITHOUT MEN ON BASE!
LET’S DO THIS!!!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Brad Adam sound weird to anyone else today?
Like…drunk and/or slurring?
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Predictions for the game?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lots of winning
And chloroforming Adrian Gonzalez.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We begin to use the panther meme as well.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ours is a ferret.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in a good mood
After the Tigers pulled one out against the Cubs so I think I’ll watch the Mariners and hope they defrock the Padres.
…wait, does that count as a discussing religion?
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This was better when it made no sense
1) Pitch with intelligence
2) Score four, we win!
3) Who’s your Padre
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Creeeeeeepy......
Kreuger just got a lot weirder.
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krueger: "Who's your padre?"
“The Mariners have been the Padre’s daddy.”
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So most of you don't have Broadstripe but the Broadstripe commercial with the woman giving birth in the elevator is the dirtiest sounding commercial ever.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It sounds like they took the audio track from porn.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While a woman gives birth? That's certainly interesting.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't show her birthing a baby do they?
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see why not
motherhood is a beautiful thing
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Her cries of anguish sound very much unlike most cries of anguish is all.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you're getting at, and that's just wrong.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And interestingly enough I hate it less than other Broadstripe commercials.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awful service, awful customer service, bad commercials too.
I’m shocked they don’t come over weekly to beat you with lengths of coaxial cable.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair they're really nice.
They’re just totally incompetent.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going to try an experiment in this thread so please bear with me
Or flame me, whichever may be the case
by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last I looked the Nationals and Red Sox were tied at 3
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good for you Tony Jr.
If you left that pocket untucked you’d have committed a uniform violation.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which one is the one that sounds like someone has his nuts in a vice on strike calls?
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that guy
It’s “strike” not AAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEE!!
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
--> Top 1st
Tony Gwynn pops out to CF Guiterrez. One out.
by lemonverbena on Jun 23, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You were adopted and your birth mom is a Solenodon
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the point of this was.......
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't there a suggestion in the SBN thread that there be live game updates in threads?
I think that’s where LV’s idea may have come from. It looks like it wasn’t well received.
by Decatur on Jun 23, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a nice play
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pineiro running a 18/1 GB/FB ratio tonight
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn. CG two hitter. I think he finished with 20 GBs and 1 FB
by Rudy4three on Jun 23, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I could actually throw a ball 90 feet
I’d never leave the NL.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh get technical.
I’m lucky if it makes it across the room.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did Gaudin's chin hamster go?
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it escaped from it's hamster ball.
My nephew’s hamster is an escape artist.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd be terribly dangerous
To just let it wander around SafeCo like that.
I do hope it’s ok….
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See?
It’s plotting against us, even as we speak….
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figures that my best mlbtv experence (by a mile) would come while the player was malfuntioning badly
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad the Mariners signed Branyan
I have been waiting for him to get regular playing time since he was in the Indians organization.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Kouzmanoff" bugs me. I spell it in my head over and over and over again.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It has been happening since we played them last week. It's like getting a song stuck in your head.
by royalcurve on Jun 23, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name-o.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just trading one form of misery for another.
It’s like complaining to someone that your arm hurts, so they stomp on your foot.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro!
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Ichiro!
Boo for Olson giving up three hard-hit balls!
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coach Lampkin is at the game tonight with his Union High School baseball team.
He told them that if they made the play-offs he’d bring them up to a game at the Dome …
according to Tom, they proceeded to chant Dome Dome Dome after every win this season, and made it to the 2nd round of playoffs.
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lame.
Let’s see the coach become a major leaguer if he wants to motivate his team.
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thus the fact that Tom Lampkin is one of the most awesome people ever
is strengthened.
by Coach Owens on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He mentioned that this years CCYS fundraiser would be for local schools and their sports facilities
a lot of the guys were giving him items to auction
by msb on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're wrong, not all the kids are out of school :(
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 on, none out.
Let’s break tradition and score some runs.
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or just try to bunt. Who needs runs anyway?
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should convince one of the LLers to run onto the field and evade security for as long as possible.
Sure, it would mean jail time, but imagine the .gif glory.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh, the broadcats never shows people who run onto the field.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure you get jail time unless you're streaking
I know a guy who got paid $500 from a couple friends to do it earlier this season, and all that happened to him was getting removed from the stadium.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed that exchange.
“Ever been to Curacao?”
“Nope. You?”
“Nope. Sailed by it.”
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bam Bam could speak 7 languages
But couldn’t hit major league pitching.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Rob Johnson wasn't up
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit the crap out of that one.
Ha ha, we’ll take it.
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
R. Johnson is a great player.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would require contact with the ball.
Which, well…
by Wilder. on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on GRAND SLAM
maybe if I believe enough…
oh goddddd…
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Straight down the middle isn't close enough to the strike zone to swing
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rob Johnson derives excitement from slurping on stiff erected excited penises.
by Poochie on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well done Rob
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit down you sack of suck
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand how he plays baseball.
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We aren't going to score
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never been happier about being wrong.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni will swing at this
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni: "See coach? That is why I swing at everything!"
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!!!
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni had no chance.
Oh good, Ronny is up….
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray! It is up to Ronny Cedeno!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was completely unpredictable. I never saw that coming.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni + Rob Johnson = Worthless.
Now here comes Cedeno to complete the trio from hell.
by Heydude on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Refresh and it usually comes back.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have, a bunch
I’m stuck on Gonzales hitting into an out
by Malcontent1 on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
and I just loaded it.
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by bluemax on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was one wicked out.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded nobody out for Rob Johnson, Yuni, and Cedeno
I mean, what the hell did we expect?
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three strikes away from being Boof Bonsor'd
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ball 4 you fuckface
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this umpire.
In the anus.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahaha what an idiot.
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HO-LEE CRAP!
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by section331 on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RUN SCORING
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel, or the headlights of an oncoming train?
by Benne on Jun 23, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The offencive output from our 2B/SS/C trio this year has been amazingly horrible
but nevermind that, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by IceStormV1 on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TAKE
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a fair ball God dammit
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well we should be up 4-0, thanks first base ump you stupid bitch
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by gregrabble on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Umpire!
You really screwed the pooch with that call and didn’t even give the M’s a reach around.
by 13194013 on Jun 23, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No online scoreboard is working for the M's/Padres game
by Malcontent1 on Jun 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not working for me.
It’s frozen at the top of the 2nd with no outs. The CBS Game Center is the only game tracker that seems to work for me.
by schismatix on Jun 23, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umpires should get paid more.
But then every bad call should warrant a considerable fine.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So who eats it when Kelley is brought back?
by abender20 on Jun 23, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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