OFFTOP 06.19.2009 Absolute Boredom Edition
It appears that I have not created an OffTopic Post since February. Whoa there. Where has the time gone? But I feel incredibly unmotivated today and I would like to share my boredom with everyone.
Some discussion topics:
Who has checked in on Alice and Kev today? What do we think the next installment of Alice will be?
Yelp: helpful or insanely irksome?
In the same vein, does anyone know of good Mexican on the Eastside?
What's on for summer? Relaxing, flying away, working hard, drinking?
Sounders news: Does anyone read it? Have you read Greg Roth? Does his "it's" issue make you nuts? And are you a Fredy or a Freddie?
What should I do with my Morrow bobblehead?
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I too am unmotivated and bored so ANSWERS
1. Not I.
2. Miles ahead of Citysearch and the like. I use Yelp when going to new cities all the time.
3. Nope.
4. Flying to Cincinnati tomorrow, drinking and watching baseball all weekend.
5. Not really, no. Freddie, definitely.
6. Give it a good catcher so it can realize its true potential.
Oh, and on another topic, Portland is on the verge of losing the Beavers. This distresses me, and the arrival of MLS, while nice, will not fill the void. I love AAA baseball.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that seems incredibly stupid for a town that once flirted with MLB dreams.
by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ridiculous and I can't understand it
There’s an unnatural attachment to the stupid Memorial Coliseum down here, and it’s getting in the way of this whole thing. I can’t even tell you how angry it’s making me.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a serious bummer.
Hopefully it doesn’t happy, but I’m definitely glad I got my AAA All-Star tickets for this year as a possible last hurrah.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it happens it won't happen until after next season
The renovation as of now is scheduled to start at the close of the 2010 baseball season.
In an unrelated note, I still have one extra ticket for the AAA ASG if anyone’s interested – it’s July 15. It also comes with a ticket to the Home Run Derby on the 13th and to the FanFest on the 11th.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I too, am bored, and don't want to craft you all out some more answers.
1.) I saw Alice and Kev today. I’m hooked. Kevin’s behavior is again inappropriate so it looks like he may sour that relationship too. If this were a novel, now would be the time for him to find a friend. However, as this is more of a social experiment, I saw he ruins this one as well.
2.) Yelp is helpful. It’s a good example of power in numbers.
3.) Can’t help you there. If you ever come to LA, Gardens of Taxco.
4.) Med school apps, a half marathon, drinking, and working.
5.) I’d like to get into the Sounders, but I have no access to FSN and so I can’t watch them. It makes it hard to get into it.
6.) Save it. Maybe one day you won’t feel like smashing it.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the day-ticket idea.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you on the apps.
Law school ones for me.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And why does Kev walk around in tighty whites and then swim fully clothed?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he takes "Inappropriate" to the max in every setting.
He probably shows up in black tie to street fights.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My main beef with Yelp is that they seem to never have the hours of operation easily listed
on the restaurant page. Also, there needs to be more talking about the cost of menu items.
For Sounders, http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/soundersfcblog/index.html
by Matthew on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The hours thing makes me crazy too. Half the time if there are hours, they're wrong.
What’s hard for me about Yelp is the Mexican food part. I know there’s been debates over “authenticity” in food around here, but for Mexican, it needs to be more toward authentic for me. So just looking at the stars doesn’t work, because there’s a clear divide between OH GOD CHIPOTLE STYLE GIANT BURRITOS and hey the best carnitas ever.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right. A lot fo the reviews suck. I generally use it to get a feel for the atmosphere in addition to the menu the restaurant provides.
Lots of people claim “Hey, it’s authentic!” and have no idea what they are talking about. If you comb, you can generally find one or two people who do appear to know what they are talking about, and then just ignore the rest.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My strategy with Yelp as far as restaurants is to read the lowest-rated reviews first
because I can then pretty discern what the restaurant is actually like. I’ve found that a lot of the things that people on Yelp dislike are what make me like a place.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try it, it works
Try it with a restaurant that you know and like – read the negative reviews, and if your experience is like mine you’ll go “but that’s why I like this place!” A lot of restaurants I’ve found like that are rated low by users because of
- small portions (I’m not looking to eat a bucket of food at every meal)
- lack of “atmosphere” (that right there is one of the best endorsement I can find for a place because in Yelp-speak it means “not hip and trendy enough”)
- surly bartenders (I love a good surly bartender. I’m not looking to make friends with the staff – if it happens over time, great, but they’re busy people while at work)
and the like.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god it works
I’m not a fan of metal chairs and tables either.
I ordered a taco salad, which had way too much water in the meat and the flavor and sogginess left me wishing I’d gone to Baja Fresh…
My favorite:
The person making my food clearly did not speak English!!! I’m there.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any review that contains words like
“wishing I had gone to Baja Fresh” is a guarantee that I will want to go there. Works every time.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny because almost without fail the one or two star reviews of bars I love follow this script:
“The people that hang out there are pretty sketchy looking. Bartender was too busy chatting away with the people at the bar to notice us standing there; why don’t you get off your ass and DO YOUR JOB if you expect ANY sort of a tip from ME!!! Drinks were way too strong and the tables looked like they hadn’t been ACTUALLY cleaned in years. Walls are still covered in smoke residue. Music was way too loud and all the hipsters [ED: In this case, the people that write these reviews are wealthy-ish yuppie types that most people think of when they think of hipsters. The people they’re referring to are punk rockers, artists, and other endearing scumbags.] are way too much to deal with. The only reason anyone would ever subject themselves to this place is because they want to look “cool.” Well if rude service, paint-thinner strong drinks and ear-splitting music are what you call “cool” you can just keep it."
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much spot on, yep
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is that bars where I've actually gotten terrible service *coughHazlewoodcough*
and that are actually really fucking snobby and horrible have almost universally glowing reviews.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like friendly bartenders, as long as it's not that Applebees' style faux-friendliness.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like bartenders that aren't fake.
What most people think “friendly” in a customer service context means is fake. I know this because I fake friendliness to people I don’t know or people I know and don’t like on a daily basis. I think it’s fine to expect that in some contexts, but not in a bar; bartenders can’t afford to bullshit you.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also you can throw out the crazies early on.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that too
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then he would stop listening to himself.
by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I stop listening to myself then nobody will be left to listen to me
plus the voices are just too loud.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your voices are kinda pushy too.
Last time we hung out they scared my voices into silence.
by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Yelp for basic, quick stuff.
For more in-depth research, try chowhound.com. It’s a little more obscure but has a higher percentage of people who know what they are talking about.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
I haven’t ever heard of Alice and Kev, but thanks for pointing me that way. It looks interesting.
Never used Yelp before. I tend to stick to what I know on the interwebs.
I live in Tonasket, so the good Mexican comes from the local taco stands.
Deep-sea fishing and doing yard work with some M’s games sprinkled in.
I haven’t paid much attention to the Sounders, though I should.
Send it down to Tacoma to get stretched out and learn how to pitch.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
by JLProck on Jun 19, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
10 minutes before I leave for work and heeeeere we go...
1.) This is the first I’ve heard of Alice and Kev. Seems like a funny idea, but I just really don’t give a fuck about the sims.
2.) I generally don’t trust the opinion of people, but when a lot of people agree on something, it’s actually helped me make some decisions.
3.) Here in Ellensburg there is a place called “El Corporal” which actually has some pretty fucking good food. The enchilada sauce is great.
4.) Working, which consists of campus catering, and research with a prof here at school. And lot’s of drinking.
5.) Wish I kept up as much with the Sounders as I wanted to, but the playoffs are the only thing that matters anyway so whatev.
6.) Keep it and when he turns into a great starting pitcher maybe it will be worth something.
by Zwakamatsu on Jun 19, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless you're drinking by the lot and then it's an impressive feat
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored too.
1. Alice and Kev looks interesting. I have never played Sims and I don’t really even know what it is. But this I’ll read.
2. I use Yelp semi regularly. I generally get a second opinion though, if I’m unsure.
3. I don’t know ANYTHING about the Eastside.
4. No plans whatsoever besides training my dog and fencing my yard. And working my ass off.
5. I haven’t been paying as much attention to the Sounders as I would like.
6. I am not sure I’ve ever seen a bobblehead in real life.
by royalcurve on Jun 19, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have never played The Sims. I have no interest in ever playing The Sims.
Alice and Kev is fascinating.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was only skimming your comment here and thought you said you were going to start fencing.
Like, using a foil and swashbuckling. That would be super awesome
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by tootthekazoo on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Answers
1. I find the continuing adventures of Alice and Kev to be absolutely fascinating and it is now on my RSS feed.
2. I’m indifferent to Yelp.
3. Can’t help you.
4. Mostly working as many hours as I can so I can pay for another year of school.
5. I haven’t paid a ton of attention to the Sounders, but I’ve enjoyed watching what games I can catch. Also, Freddie.
6. Give it to a Voodoo priestess.
Has anyone here listened to the Faunts? I can’t stop listening to their M4 single.
by BrianL on Jun 19, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's a good gateway into The Byrds?
I’ve always been curious about them – they seem to be the kind of band I’d like quite a bit, but I’ve never really gotten too deep into their catalog. Where should I start?
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like The Byrds.
As far as albums go, I’d say Notorious Byrd Brothers.
by royalcurve on Jun 19, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
They’re one of those bands that everyone’s always telling me I’ll love, because of my love of shiny power pop, but have never really explored.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also love the shiny power pop.
I’m surprised I don’t have Chris Stamey patterned pillowcases.
by royalcurve on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yelp: helpful or insanely irksome?
Both! I use it all the time, but some of the reviewers are insane. My store’s only sub-four start rating was a one. I e-mailed the person that left it and asked what we could do to improve our customer service, which seemed to be her main beef. Without going into details, I will just say that her expectations of what constitutes “acceptable customer service” were outlandish. This was not made apparent in her review at all, and this is extremely frustrating.
Also, the fact that you have to pay for advertising to be able to publicly respond to customer complaints (some of which I am sure are mean-spirited and patently untrue) without violating the TOS is absurd. Luckily I haven’t had to deal with such things, but if it ever happens it will suck. Some of the more batty one-star reviews are hilarious though. And it certainly has its uses.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Also I am also bored so I will answer the other questions.
I checked it and was bummed to see that it was a Kev update. Those can be entertaining but never as good as the Alice updates. I hope she keeps her job.
I know of no good things on the Eastside besides Evolution Studios mainly because that’s the only place I ever go on the Eastside.
Enjoying bachelor life for a week while the better half is in LA, going to Portland for a mini vacation, going to Missoula for Wäntage Total Fest, writing a new album, playing some shows, drinking some beers.
I watch the games and go “ooh, pretty.” That’s as far as I’ve gotten.
Put it in a closet until we figure out if he sucks or not.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick question for you, I imagine you get requests for recommendations.
Do people generally just ask for a blank recommendation? As in “whats good?” and then wait for an answer? Or do they get a little more specific, like “what would you recommend for action/romance/drama/television series/specific director etc. ?”
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nine times out of ten it proceeds like this:
“Do you have a recommendation?”
“Sure, what are you in the mood for?”
“Something good.”
“Okay, are you looking for something new, something fairly recent, a classic?”
“I don’t know. Probably nothing too old.”
“Okay, what type of movies do you tend to like?”
“Um, I don’t know. Just good ones I suppose. I guess I want to watch a new release.”
“Okay, I liked (recent movies I liked, nothing too weird.) Any of those look good?”
“I don’t know. What are they about?”
“(Plot description.)”
“Well, I’m really more in the mood for (very specific answer to my first question.)”
“(Very specific suggestion I could have given fifteen minutes ago.)”
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to go through something similar working at record stores.
Maddening.
by royalcurve on Jun 19, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the next installment for Alice will be tragic and/or depressing.
Also compelling. There’s likely no welfare system of any type – food banks, etc… but I wonder what would happen if she went to a church. Are there churches?
by Lanky on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But yet she gave all of her money to charity.
Where did it go?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could very well be that the charities don't actually exist - they're just part of the programming, to give an outlet for releasing money for no personal gain.
But then, I don’t understand Sims all that well, so I could be totally wrong about that.
by Lanky on Jun 19, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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1. Read a few entries when I saw that thing going around, thought it was mildly amusing, never went back and don’t really care to.
2. Yelp is useful. I use it in conjunction with Chowhound.
3. The Eastside of… Seattle? No. But, let me tell you about a few taco trucks in East L.A…
4. Hoping to get away to Utah. Zion, Bryce, Monument…
5. Having lived out of region for a while now I find it terribly difficult to care for that team.
6. All it needs is a little TLC.
by sammy on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am left with pretty much no answers for any of your questions, NOLA.
However, I am going to Las Vegas next week, and I’ve got baseball games to play in most weekends until late August, so that’s cool.
In the meantime, it’s all about saving and kicking student loans in the ass.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there's no need to save, you're going to Vegas!
You’ll be rich in an hour! Drinks on you! WOOOOO
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a bowling tournament to be at
But if I do win the million, I’ll totally throw the ball in the gutter on purpose and tell my teammates “sucks to be you.”
Or I won’t.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Fremont Fair is this weekend. Anyone going?
If so, you should come by and put a bullet through my fucking brain say hello.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 12:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah. I've never been actually, and see no reason to break that tradition.
by royalcurve on Jun 19, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A wise choice
nobody likes a damn dirty hippie.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is my favorite part of the Solstice Party Flier my friend made.
Bring: If you want to sit in a chair, it’s best advised that
you bring it. If you want to drink something other than
beer, water, or a combination of the two from the bottom
of the keg bucket, you have to bring it. Also, bring a
friend or anything you might think would make the party
more fun.
Do not Bring: Hippies. Dogs. Children. Hackey Sacks.
Last year, no one brought a dog, but we got children and
hippies.
Let me be clear— I don’t hate all children, just yours.
Leave the brats at home, preferably with a David
Carradine closet playtime kit.
Also, before you bring that friend, ask yourself "Might
my friend be a stupid fucking hippie?" If the answer is
anything other than an emphatic "no!", leave the dirtbag at
home.
by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No hippies at a solstice party?
hmm.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solstice is awesome because it's light until like eleven.
Fuck hippies for laying claim to the change in seasons.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I think of hippies, I think of that song.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hippies in the 60s were aight.
It’s the Phish/String Cheese Incident/Bob Marley-and-no-other-Jamaican-music-ever-except-maybe-Ziggy-Marley-because-his-name-is-Marley-and-ska-sucks-because-it’s-just-a-ripoff-of-Bob-Marley hippies that suck.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have actually heard someone claim Ska ripped off Bob Marley?
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized Led Zeppelin gets slammed for stealing soul from the black man.
Yet I don’t hear much about Madness, early Police, or The Clash. Maybe there’s a good reason for this, I know nothing about ska.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second wave ska bands sounded nothing like trad ska and were always very open about their influences.
Two-Tone put out a bunch of first wave bands in the 70s and made them more money than they ever would have otherwise.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, though to be fair some people did complain
about all-white groups like Madness (who were popular with some racist/skin elements). It was hard to slam a lot of the 2nd wave bands (like The Specials) for ‘ripping off the black man’ because they had black members.
The Clash were routinely mocked (mostly gently) for being posh private school educated toffs going on about how awesome Kingston is. Then they visited, wrote ‘Safe European Home’ and seemed to agree with their critics.
by marc w on Jun 19, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a period of time where it was tough to seperate racist skins and skins though.
Not too long, but a time.
And I think Madness kind of sucked anyways, so there’s that.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trustafari can kiss my shiny metal ass.
by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The SNL digital short "Ras Trent" was actually pretty funny.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My first year working in Fremont I had to cross the bridge to catch a bus
so I walked around and checked it out. Seems fine and I’m sure I’d check it out if I lived in Fremont and wasn’t working. I just don’t understand why people come from all over the city (and from farther away, I’m sure) to go.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I caught it once when visiting my sister when she lived like three blocks away on Phinney.
It was fine, but I wouldn’t go out of my way for it either .
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankly I'd be fine with calling in a tactical nuclear strike so long as I had a half hour to leave the area
but then in the days leading up to the Fremont Fair I tend to get a bit over zealous in my distaste.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for not working at work
I have no idea who Alice and Kev are. From what I gather it has something to do with the Sims, which I was addicted to for a week or so at one point.
I stumble across Yelp through Google searches, and it is hit or miss.
I haven’t really found a mexican place I like in the Seattle metro area, but I’m from Yakima and stuff there is truly “authentic.”
Big plan for the summer is the drive across the country to move to Nashville.
Don’t follow Sounders news much, but watch them when they are on TV.
I think the good snarky Morrow comments have already been taken.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jun 19, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also my favorite band for the summer is Blind Pilot
I can’t stop listening to them.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jun 19, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So this is kinda cool
Flip Flop Fly Ball. Infographics about baseball stuff. More trivial than statistical but still kinda neat.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is truly awesome.
I always saw Ghostface Killa as more of a middle infielder, though.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Patti Scialfa's the catcher
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's not married to Bruce.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not nearly enough for my liking
I loves me some Conan.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've yet to miss a new episode of The Tonight Show since Conan took over last week.
by BrianL on Jun 19, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conan always tosses out jokes that frame Weinberg as a sexual deviant.
I’m pretty sure Conan has questioned his sexuality a few times.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone explain why no parks face southwest? Is it to avoid sunsets in their eyes?
by Lanky on Jun 19, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I've been looking at this site a lot of my day now.
And I have a challenge. Name as many ballparks on this graphic as possible, in whatever manner you like (team name, city name, ballpark name, whatever). No cheating by looking at the bottom of the graphic.
I only got three, and I didn’t even get Safeco Field.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three here, Athletics, M's, Royals. I'm kinda surprised you didn't get the M's
But the ones I didn’t know have their little tells that I don’t recognize, I’m sure.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got Fenway and Safeco.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually got Texas, Oakland, and Boston
I confused Seattle for Cleveland; I was looking for the wrong tell.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still annoyed I didn't get Dodger Stadium
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that I'm looking at LF in Fenway I'm smacking myself.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one just jumped out at me
although I was surprised to find out that Miami’s stadium looks pretty similar except for the little peak in CF at Fenway.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite a little challenge, isn't it?
It also makes me realize how totally useless I am at figuring out NL parks.
Now if we had a photo of the outfield wall, or some indication as to the height of the wall at every point, I think it’s be a lot easier.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the bottom of the graphic
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear lord this site is awesome
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 24, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pelvic-Thrust Ichiro is the best.

I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 24, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
El Rinconcito isn't too bad for a local chain of fast food Mexican.
But still the quest continues.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You totally should have gone to Baja Fresh.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they would have referred me to some place called Ooba Tooba
Or something like that.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On sundays, La Conasupo (87th and Greenwood)
Has barbacoa and birria after church, fresh masa as well. These come recommended.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greenwood is tops in Seattle for Mexican food.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taqueria Tequila is nice, barring the awful name and signage.
They actually serve tequila now, with nary a Patron or Cuervo in sight.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's one in the Kent Valley called Taqueria El Sabor that's supposed to be good
but I’m terrified to go in.
by Mariner John on Jun 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only say this because the one a block down is called El Rinconsito
by Mariner John on Jun 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are terrified to go in
that is a guarantee that the food is delicious.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Dancing Football on Jun 21, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The proposed ESPNTOO . com in the last OT was nothing less than brilliant!
Despite a lack of content I’m already hooked.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am willing to produce Jemile Too articles on demand whenever an appropriate topic comes up,
as I hope I proved with the racist radar gun incident.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also willing to write self-aggrandizing articles about how "my" obsessive watching of about 10 movies would make "me" a good NBA GM.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After FedEx-ing a turd sandwich to (other bad NBA GM)
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lesson, as always: I am an idiot.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was like in Karate Kid when Daniel-san (did something)
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The NBA: It's FAN-tastic!
(This one actually makes me laugh when used properly)
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having never read the site, other than the odd link from SB, I don't know if there is any content I'd be adept at spoofing.
Plus my muse only shows up once in a blue moon. I stopped reading sites like that some time ago, the odds of running across aggravating content were just too high.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us (I'm fairly certain I can speak for sb on this one) go there specifically to be aggravated.
I find it hilarious.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I go there for news, Jim Caple and Jonah Keri
aggravation is just an amusing side effect of a site that employs Jemele Hill, Skip Bayless, Rick Reilly and Gregg Easterbrook
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why Oxygen is Overrated, by Waldo Bayless
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean it's not even a noble gas!
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's flammable! What kind of idiots are you?
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Krebs cycle would work just as well with Boron.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Skip doesn't actually posess this depth of knowledge about any subjects.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe the Krebs cycle was just mentioned in a thread.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't imagine the depths of nerdtitude we could stoop to.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One time I described how drag works in relation to a bat
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it must have been hard to type while being shoved in a locker, nerdo
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was a pretty solid 5 minutes of nerd.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before clicking on the link, I was expecting some new type of shellac for the bats.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The word "shellac" has to be one of the funniest words I know.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.
A resin secreted by the lac bug… processed and dissolved in denatured alcohol to create a bush on colourant and food glaze… continues to be popular with hard candies such as Skittles.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some things you can't unlearn.
Your childhood candy was coated in bug secretions.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up next:
The shocking truth about toothpaste.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Krebs cycle.
Almost as much as the Calvin cycle.
by Mariner John on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, TCA cycle doesn't need the oxygen as much as the oxidative phosphorylation
Boron just wouldn’t do electron transfer as well as oxygen does.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boron just says boring to me, what you need is an element with some spark. Something that can ignite some excitement.
Those are the types of elements that will turn a game around for you, get that momentum going your direction.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds too stable, needs more unpaired outer valence shells
Gritonium?
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Covalent bonding with Veteron creates Hustlegen
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you guys talking about Pokemon?
My kid loves Pokemon.
by Lanky on Jun 19, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a fucking amazing idea
an ESPN spoof site is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard (I sincerely hope no one has already done this…)
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I get to be Easterbrook
I can write 8,000 word columns on random subjects while pretending to be analytical and creepily lusting after women on TV
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, where do you come down on the Joos?
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a random old man tell me a joke at Arby's last night as he got iced tea for his wife.
Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea?
by Lanky on Jun 19, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why in the hell were you in an Arbys?
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought so too until I moved a block away from one
and then tried it for the first time in 20 years. It’s basically a step above Taco Bell – their deli sandwiches are OK, but their pressed-meat-and-cheese-goop sandwiches are horrid.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Industrial waste can be gotten in greater volumes thus driving the cost per meal down below Taco Bell
while maintaining the same nutritional value.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you may gain superpowers as a benefit.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only ever ate the deli sandwiches and onion petals
by acblue on Jun 19, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have switched to this strategy
the deli sandwiches are pretty good indeed.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old men are the best thing ever. Some old men, others are just a crotchety bitter mess to spend any time around
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why so many old men are steeped in booze perhaps? Seems to mellow the crotchety.
Then again there seems to be a point of diminishing returns where you wind up with crotchety old drunk.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is happening up above, but deserves it's own ST.
What is the funniest word in your lexicon? I really do like “shellac”.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My last name. :(
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phildopip on Jun 19, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always thought "wobble" was a funny little word
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The new word about Hungarian tildes and umlets
Or however you spell it…
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the stated reasons?
Easier for kids to text. I can’t wait until I’m old and my food choices are . , ~ * or if I’m feeling frisky :
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
* does serve a hella good ] though.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somehow, I missed this in the shuffle.
Good show.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God forbid anyone confuse their other disgusting foodstuff options because of the word "Pizza".
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that they describe their pasta as "restaurant quality".
YOU ARE A RESTAURANT! KIND OF.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh and WTF
from that link:
“Although the award for stupidest rebranding of 2009 remains with the SciFi Channel (it’s changing to SyFy next month)”
SyFy? Really?
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hope they pronounce it "siffy"
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if something is really Sci-Fi Channel-ish
Does that mean we call it SyFylous?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It does now!
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're doing that because SyFy is copywritable.
50!
by joof on Jun 19, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's utterly retarded
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Harold Reynolds should not be allowed to type things.
Joe Pos wrote this up nicely, but here is the piece he refers to : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm completely sympathetic to Harold Reynolds plight.
There’s something I’d like to say about what he wrote there, and maybe I even have a point to make. Only I completely lack the ability to vocalize it with any semblance of coherence. Especially since I’m functionally retarded due to reading that article.
by Kermit. on Jun 19, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OPS is meaningless but hits and RS are solid?
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It;s occurred to me that Joe Posnanski is what Bill Simmons would be
if Bill Simmons actually wrote more than once a month, and was actually funny
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Joe Pasnanski so much.
I love him so much, I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant.
50!
by joof on Jun 19, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pos is so far ahead of Simmons it's not even funny
Posnanski doesn’t lean on pop-culture or movie references nearly as much as Simmons does – Simmons has gotten better over the last couple years, but still it gets tiring to read a sentence and know it’s going to end in a Swingers reference or something.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pos also has his a healthy amount of humility.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The curse of Robert's missing words strikes again.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Added perhaps?
I can’t figure out the missing.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has words disappear on him and they show up in my comments.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
either that or you're hoarding every H in the world in an attempt to corner the market
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My plan is to gather them all up and then donate them to the Cockneys.
by abender20 on Jun 19, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are a true humanitarian
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm such an assole
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
potato potahto
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That like in Karate Kid when Mr. Miyagi is trimming his Bonsai Tree.
50!
by joof on Jun 19, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this response in the comments section.
I can totally relate Harold. I am a farmer and I can’t believe how science has taken over the agriculture business. Like I had an old neighbor who was much like Dick Williams. He said, “If something is going wrong with your crops, then the situation will dictate what to do. Like, if rain is your problem, then sacrifice two goats or one pig. If pests are your problem, then yell at the moon for a forenight and bury three red stones in your field. Problem solved. But I shouldn’t have to tell you beforehand, you should know this.” Now days they have fancy inventions like irrigation, meteorology, crop rotations, and fertilizers. I am like, “Phooey and bunk!” I am just like you Harold, I don’t need their new fangled theories and hocus-pocus in order to understand farming better. I mean a meteorologist has never farmed, what can he tell me or my old neighbor about farming? We reached the pinnacle of understanding with yelling at the moon! The point is that I have nothing left to learn just like you, Harold.
50!
by joof on Jun 19, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well crap
Setanta’s gone bust. This means that a whole bunch of Premiership games that were supposed to be televised in this country now might not be – ESPN is apparently in on the bidding to pick up the pieces, but if they don’t that’s 46 less Premiership games that won’t be shown here.
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Morrow bobblehead...
…will become part of my Mariners shrine in the storage closet off of my deck.
"Where's my doctor?"
by mw3 on Jun 19, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should convince your Brandon Morrow bobblehead to join a rival slow pitch softball team in your league.
Laugh as he walks the bases loaded. Also, keep it away from the candy dish.
by greg briley on Jun 19, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
I went to the Washington Brewers Festival tonight. It’s was a .75 mile walk from my new house. I’d recommend going. It poured, but it was fun and tasty. I might go back on Sunday.
by chrisisasavage on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Leaving all blame and responsibility aside, I can't stop thinking how terrible Endy's injury is
He’s a premium defensive outfielder, perhaps his only real value as a player. I can’t stop thinking about several issues.
Gootch has tendon problems with one or both knees, Endy’s value as a trade piece this season, and tantamount to everything the mans career. He loses a step, or has recurring problems and spends significant time on the DL in the future, this could be it for him. This is terrible for the team, and for him. Dammit.
by Kermit. on Jun 20, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel the need to go on a music downloading spree and would love some help (and I know some of you would be more than happy to help me)
Bands I like:
Ratatat
Beirut
The Rolling Stones
Tycho
Aphex Twin
Beck
Common
David Bowie
Dire Straits
Mos Def
Eric B. and Rakim
Nas
Jethro Tull
Islands
Kaiser Chiefs
Kate Nash
Thievery Corporation
Lupe Fiasco
Moby
MGMT
Mogwai
N.A.S.A
Neil Diamond
Neil Young
Of Montreal
Outkast
Radiohead
Raconteurs
Slick Rick
Yelle
And I’m sure there are others but any help would be appreciated. I’m open to almost any genre of music
by Fogel on Jun 20, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Urban" music recs:
Jake one-White Van Music. (top-notch production with a potpourri of emcees)
Method Man/Redman – Blackout 2
MF DOOM – mmm…food (kinda old but damn it’s good)
The newish Wu-Tang was actually pretty good as well, you never know with those guys.
by waldo rojas on Jun 21, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might not like island music, but I'm bored:
Jacob Miller – Collectors Classics
Lee Perry – Arkology
Congos – Heart of the Congos
Steel Pulse – True Democracy (more English-style, but still very nice)
The Chantells – Children of Jah
And kind of obscure, but check out Billy Boyo (Zim Zim and the DJ Clash reissue). He died young and didn’t have a large body of work but put out some stone grooves.
by waldo rojas on Jun 21, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thought I would share this simply because it made me laugh out loud.
I’m several years into a game of Out of the Park Baseball 10 (which kicks ass by the way) when I get a trade proposal from the Giants. Guess who San Fransisco hired after finally getting rid of Sabean? None other than Bill Bavasi. Poor Giants fans.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 21, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Things that people write that make me think they're retarded:
“Without further adieu”
by Graham on Jun 22, 2009 7:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
People need to pick up their vocabulary from reading rather than watching TV
by Graham on Jun 22, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to use that phrase now when I'm engaged in a slightly-longer-than-necessary goodbye.
I’ll just say “Without further adieu…” then bolt.
by abender20 on Jun 22, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"For all intensive purposes" is one of my favorites.
by Teej on Jun 22, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet if you searched the LL archives, you'd find quite a few of those.
by abender20 on Jun 22, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoopsies.
by abender20 on Jun 22, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last Fan of Jose Lopez and sb were in that thread, now I'm really confused.
by Kermit. on Jun 22, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Right. I withdraw the question.
by royalcurve on Jun 22, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All these freaking alts make me edgy, half the time I'm about to be rude to someone I have to stop.
For fear it’s someone I know trolling the joint. It’s getting to where I imagine the goofy comments are being said ironically when they aren’t, and I’m throwing rec’s all over the goddamned place.
by Kermit. on Jun 22, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just have to say, I never knew this was wrong until now.
It seems comparatively minor, though, considering it’s just an incorrect article. Anyway, thanks for smartening me up.
by Lanky on Jun 23, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really not comparatively minor.
It makes absolutely no sense.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a quote you'll enjoy:
“All of a sudden” is an idiom. There is no logical or grammatical reason why we say “all of a sudden” rather than “all of the sudden.”
- Link
This is why it strikes me as minor.
by Lanky on Jun 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I counter with:
But that day has not yet arrived, and until it does, the proper phrasing remains “all of a sudden,” and those who use “all of the sudden” will be marking themselves as imperfectly educated, or at the very least as careless in their use of language.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was 7 years ago. The English language moves faster than that.
But if you disagree, perhaps you should let Mr. Krauthammer know:
“Now all of the sudden everything is the fault of Wall Street malfeasance.”
Like it or not, I would say “all of the sudden” has reached mainstream acceptance. You’re certainly entitled to your preference, but I think reading too much into its usage regarding the user’s education would be a mistake.
by Lanky on Jun 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you really just link a Krauthammer piece?
Really?
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also, mainstream acceptance does not mean I have to find it acceptable.
People say addicting all the time.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Certainly true. You're entitled to your standards.
I’m just saying, as I did in my first comment of this subthread, that this is a pretty small mistake when compared to things like ‘without further adieu’.
by Lanky on Jun 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't say it has reached mainstream acceptance at all. I've seen it probably five times in my life.
And Krauthammer isn’t really known as any sort of language guru.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. He's just a well-known writer. And while many disagree with him politically, I doubt many think he's poorly educated because of his misuse of the word 'the'.
I accept that it’s an error. I just don’t accept that it’s a big deal.
by Lanky on Jun 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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