OFFTOP 06.19.2009 Absolute Boredom Edition
It appears that I have not created an OffTopic Post since February. Whoa there. Where has the time gone? But I feel incredibly unmotivated today and I would like to share my boredom with everyone.
Some discussion topics:
Who has checked in on Alice and Kev today? What do we think the next installment of Alice will be?
Yelp: helpful or insanely irksome?
In the same vein, does anyone know of good Mexican on the Eastside?
What's on for summer? Relaxing, flying away, working hard, drinking?
Sounders news: Does anyone read it? Have you read Greg Roth? Does his "it's" issue make you nuts? And are you a Fredy or a Freddie?
What should I do with my Morrow bobblehead?
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I too am unmotivated and bored so ANSWERS
1. Not I.
2. Miles ahead of Citysearch and the like. I use Yelp when going to new cities all the time.
3. Nope.
4. Flying to Cincinnati tomorrow, drinking and watching baseball all weekend.
5. Not really, no. Freddie, definitely.
6. Give it a good catcher so it can realize its true potential.
Oh, and on another topic, Portland is on the verge of losing the Beavers. This distresses me, and the arrival of MLS, while nice, will not fill the void. I love AAA baseball.
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It's ridiculous and I can't understand it
There’s an unnatural attachment to the stupid Memorial Coliseum down here, and it’s getting in the way of this whole thing. I can’t even tell you how angry it’s making me.
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That is a serious bummer.
Hopefully it doesn’t happy, but I’m definitely glad I got my AAA All-Star tickets for this year as a possible last hurrah.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 19, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
If it happens it won't happen until after next season
The renovation as of now is scheduled to start at the close of the 2010 baseball season.
In an unrelated note, I still have one extra ticket for the AAA ASG if anyone’s interested – it’s July 15. It also comes with a ticket to the Home Run Derby on the 13th and to the FanFest on the 11th.
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I too, am bored, and don't want to craft you all out some more answers.
1.) I saw Alice and Kev today. I’m hooked. Kevin’s behavior is again inappropriate so it looks like he may sour that relationship too. If this were a novel, now would be the time for him to find a friend. However, as this is more of a social experiment, I saw he ruins this one as well.
2.) Yelp is helpful. It’s a good example of power in numbers.
3.) Can’t help you there. If you ever come to LA, Gardens of Taxco.
4.) Med school apps, a half marathon, drinking, and working.
5.) I’d like to get into the Sounders, but I have no access to FSN and so I can’t watch them. It makes it hard to get into it.
6.) Save it. Maybe one day you won’t feel like smashing it.
I'm with you on the apps.
Law school ones for me.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
And why does Kev walk around in tighty whites and then swim fully clothed?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess he takes "Inappropriate" to the max in every setting.
He probably shows up in black tie to street fights.
My main beef with Yelp is that they seem to never have the hours of operation easily listed
on the restaurant page. Also, there needs to be more talking about the cost of menu items.
For Sounders, http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/soundersfcblog/index.html
The hours thing makes me crazy too. Half the time if there are hours, they're wrong.
What’s hard for me about Yelp is the Mexican food part. I know there’s been debates over “authenticity” in food around here, but for Mexican, it needs to be more toward authentic for me. So just looking at the stars doesn’t work, because there’s a clear divide between OH GOD CHIPOTLE STYLE GIANT BURRITOS and hey the best carnitas ever.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You're right. A lot fo the reviews suck. I generally use it to get a feel for the atmosphere in addition to the menu the restaurant provides.
Lots of people claim “Hey, it’s authentic!” and have no idea what they are talking about. If you comb, you can generally find one or two people who do appear to know what they are talking about, and then just ignore the rest.
My strategy with Yelp as far as restaurants is to read the lowest-rated reviews first
because I can then pretty discern what the restaurant is actually like. I’ve found that a lot of the things that people on Yelp dislike are what make me like a place.
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Try it, it works
Try it with a restaurant that you know and like – read the negative reviews, and if your experience is like mine you’ll go “but that’s why I like this place!” A lot of restaurants I’ve found like that are rated low by users because of
- small portions (I’m not looking to eat a bucket of food at every meal)
- lack of “atmosphere” (that right there is one of the best endorsement I can find for a place because in Yelp-speak it means “not hip and trendy enough”)
- surly bartenders (I love a good surly bartender. I’m not looking to make friends with the staff – if it happens over time, great, but they’re busy people while at work)
and the like.
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Oh my god it works
I’m not a fan of metal chairs and tables either.
I ordered a taco salad, which had way too much water in the meat and the flavor and sogginess left me wishing I’d gone to Baja Fresh…
My favorite:
The person making my food clearly did not speak English!!! I’m there.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Any review that contains words like
“wishing I had gone to Baja Fresh” is a guarantee that I will want to go there. Works every time.
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It's funny because almost without fail the one or two star reviews of bars I love follow this script:
“The people that hang out there are pretty sketchy looking. Bartender was too busy chatting away with the people at the bar to notice us standing there; why don’t you get off your ass and DO YOUR JOB if you expect ANY sort of a tip from ME!!! Drinks were way too strong and the tables looked like they hadn’t been ACTUALLY cleaned in years. Walls are still covered in smoke residue. Music was way too loud and all the hipsters [ED: In this case, the people that write these reviews are wealthy-ish yuppie types that most people think of when they think of hipsters. The people they’re referring to are punk rockers, artists, and other endearing scumbags.] are way too much to deal with. The only reason anyone would ever subject themselves to this place is because they want to look “cool.” Well if rude service, paint-thinner strong drinks and ear-splitting music are what you call “cool” you can just keep it."
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing is that bars where I've actually gotten terrible service *coughHazlewoodcough*
and that are actually really fucking snobby and horrible have almost universally glowing reviews.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I like friendly bartenders, as long as it's not that Applebees' style faux-friendliness.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like bartenders that aren't fake.
What most people think “friendly” in a customer service context means is fake. I know this because I fake friendliness to people I don’t know or people I know and don’t like on a daily basis. I think it’s fine to expect that in some contexts, but not in a bar; bartenders can’t afford to bullshit you.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And also you can throw out the crazies early on.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
If I stop listening to myself then nobody will be left to listen to me
plus the voices are just too loud.
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I like Yelp for basic, quick stuff.
For more in-depth research, try chowhound.com. It’s a little more obscure but has a higher percentage of people who know what they are talking about.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Well...
I haven’t ever heard of Alice and Kev, but thanks for pointing me that way. It looks interesting.
Never used Yelp before. I tend to stick to what I know on the interwebs.
I live in Tonasket, so the good Mexican comes from the local taco stands.
Deep-sea fishing and doing yard work with some M’s games sprinkled in.
I haven’t paid much attention to the Sounders, though I should.
Send it down to Tacoma to get stretched out and learn how to pitch.
Awaiting the day I catch a Russell Branyan foul ball. I will make love to it.
Preserved In All His Greatness - R.I.P. The Reignman 1989 to 1997
10 minutes before I leave for work and heeeeere we go...
1.) This is the first I’ve heard of Alice and Kev. Seems like a funny idea, but I just really don’t give a fuck about the sims.
2.) I generally don’t trust the opinion of people, but when a lot of people agree on something, it’s actually helped me make some decisions.
3.) Here in Ellensburg there is a place called “El Corporal” which actually has some pretty fucking good food. The enchilada sauce is great.
4.) Working, which consists of campus catering, and research with a prof here at school. And lot’s of drinking.
5.) Wish I kept up as much with the Sounders as I wanted to, but the playoffs are the only thing that matters anyway so whatev.
6.) Keep it and when he turns into a great starting pitcher maybe it will be worth something.
Unless you're drinking by the lot and then it's an impressive feat
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I'm bored too.
1. Alice and Kev looks interesting. I have never played Sims and I don’t really even know what it is. But this I’ll read.
2. I use Yelp semi regularly. I generally get a second opinion though, if I’m unsure.
3. I don’t know ANYTHING about the Eastside.
4. No plans whatsoever besides training my dog and fencing my yard. And working my ass off.
5. I haven’t been paying as much attention to the Sounders as I would like.
6. I am not sure I’ve ever seen a bobblehead in real life.
I have never played The Sims. I have no interest in ever playing The Sims.
Alice and Kev is fascinating.
I was only skimming your comment here and thought you said you were going to start fencing.
Like, using a foil and swashbuckling. That would be super awesome
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Answers
1. I find the continuing adventures of Alice and Kev to be absolutely fascinating and it is now on my RSS feed.
2. I’m indifferent to Yelp.
3. Can’t help you.
4. Mostly working as many hours as I can so I can pay for another year of school.
5. I haven’t paid a ton of attention to the Sounders, but I’ve enjoyed watching what games I can catch. Also, Freddie.
6. Give it to a Voodoo priestess.
Has anyone here listened to the Faunts? I can’t stop listening to their M4 single.
What's a good gateway into The Byrds?
I’ve always been curious about them – they seem to be the kind of band I’d like quite a bit, but I’ve never really gotten too deep into their catalog. Where should I start?
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Thanks
They’re one of those bands that everyone’s always telling me I’ll love, because of my love of shiny power pop, but have never really explored.
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The Bees
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 19, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yelp: helpful or insanely irksome?
Both! I use it all the time, but some of the reviewers are insane. My store’s only sub-four start rating was a one. I e-mailed the person that left it and asked what we could do to improve our customer service, which seemed to be her main beef. Without going into details, I will just say that her expectations of what constitutes “acceptable customer service” were outlandish. This was not made apparent in her review at all, and this is extremely frustrating.
Also, the fact that you have to pay for advertising to be able to publicly respond to customer complaints (some of which I am sure are mean-spirited and patently untrue) without violating the TOS is absurd. Luckily I haven’t had to deal with such things, but if it ever happens it will suck. Some of the more batty one-star reviews are hilarious though. And it certainly has its uses.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Also I am also bored so I will answer the other questions.
I checked it and was bummed to see that it was a Kev update. Those can be entertaining but never as good as the Alice updates. I hope she keeps her job.
I know of no good things on the Eastside besides Evolution Studios mainly because that’s the only place I ever go on the Eastside.
Enjoying bachelor life for a week while the better half is in LA, going to Portland for a mini vacation, going to Missoula for Wäntage Total Fest, writing a new album, playing some shows, drinking some beers.
I watch the games and go “ooh, pretty.” That’s as far as I’ve gotten.
Put it in a closet until we figure out if he sucks or not.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Quick question for you, I imagine you get requests for recommendations.
Do people generally just ask for a blank recommendation? As in “whats good?” and then wait for an answer? Or do they get a little more specific, like “what would you recommend for action/romance/drama/television series/specific director etc. ?”
Nine times out of ten it proceeds like this:
“Do you have a recommendation?”
“Sure, what are you in the mood for?”
“Something good.”
“Okay, are you looking for something new, something fairly recent, a classic?”
“I don’t know. Probably nothing too old.”
“Okay, what type of movies do you tend to like?”
“Um, I don’t know. Just good ones I suppose. I guess I want to watch a new release.”
“Okay, I liked (recent movies I liked, nothing too weird.) Any of those look good?”
“I don’t know. What are they about?”
“(Plot description.)”
“Well, I’m really more in the mood for (very specific answer to my first question.)”
“(Very specific suggestion I could have given fifteen minutes ago.)”
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the next installment for Alice will be tragic and/or depressing.
Also compelling. There’s likely no welfare system of any type – food banks, etc… but I wonder what would happen if she went to a church. Are there churches?
But yet she gave all of her money to charity.
Where did it go?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
It could very well be that the charities don't actually exist - they're just part of the programming, to give an outlet for releasing money for no personal gain.
But then, I don’t understand Sims all that well, so I could be totally wrong about that.
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1. Read a few entries when I saw that thing going around, thought it was mildly amusing, never went back and don’t really care to.
2. Yelp is useful. I use it in conjunction with Chowhound.
3. The Eastside of… Seattle? No. But, let me tell you about a few taco trucks in East L.A…
4. Hoping to get away to Utah. Zion, Bryce, Monument…
5. Having lived out of region for a while now I find it terribly difficult to care for that team.
6. All it needs is a little TLC.
I am left with pretty much no answers for any of your questions, NOLA.
However, I am going to Las Vegas next week, and I’ve got baseball games to play in most weekends until late August, so that’s cool.
In the meantime, it’s all about saving and kicking student loans in the ass.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions
there's no need to save, you're going to Vegas!
You’ll be rich in an hour! Drinks on you! WOOOOO
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I've got a bowling tournament to be at
But if I do win the million, I’ll totally throw the ball in the gutter on purpose and tell my teammates “sucks to be you.”
Or I won’t.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So Fremont Fair is this weekend. Anyone going?
If so, you should come by and put a bullet through my fucking brain say hello.
A wise choice
nobody likes a damn dirty hippie.
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Here is my favorite part of the Solstice Party Flier my friend made.
Bring: If you want to sit in a chair, it’s best advised that
you bring it. If you want to drink something other than
beer, water, or a combination of the two from the bottom
of the keg bucket, you have to bring it. Also, bring a
friend or anything you might think would make the party
more fun.
Do not Bring: Hippies. Dogs. Children. Hackey Sacks.
Last year, no one brought a dog, but we got children and
hippies.
Let me be clear— I don’t hate all children, just yours.
Leave the brats at home, preferably with a David
Carradine closet playtime kit.
Also, before you bring that friend, ask yourself "Might
my friend be a stupid fucking hippie?" If the answer is
anything other than an emphatic "no!", leave the dirtbag at
home.
Solstice is awesome because it's light until like eleven.
Fuck hippies for laying claim to the change in seasons.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hippies in the 60s were aight.
It’s the Phish/String Cheese Incident/Bob Marley-and-no-other-Jamaican-music-ever-except-maybe-Ziggy-Marley-because-his-name-is-Marley-and-ska-sucks-because-it’s-just-a-ripoff-of-Bob-Marley hippies that suck.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized Led Zeppelin gets slammed for stealing soul from the black man.
Yet I don’t hear much about Madness, early Police, or The Clash. Maybe there’s a good reason for this, I know nothing about ska.
Second wave ska bands sounded nothing like trad ska and were always very open about their influences.
Two-Tone put out a bunch of first wave bands in the 70s and made them more money than they ever would have otherwise.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, though to be fair some people did complain
about all-white groups like Madness (who were popular with some racist/skin elements). It was hard to slam a lot of the 2nd wave bands (like The Specials) for ‘ripping off the black man’ because they had black members.
The Clash were routinely mocked (mostly gently) for being posh private school educated toffs going on about how awesome Kingston is. Then they visited, wrote ‘Safe European Home’ and seemed to agree with their critics.
There was a period of time where it was tough to seperate racist skins and skins though.
Not too long, but a time.
And I think Madness kind of sucked anyways, so there’s that.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My first year working in Fremont I had to cross the bridge to catch a bus
so I walked around and checked it out. Seems fine and I’m sure I’d check it out if I lived in Fremont and wasn’t working. I just don’t understand why people come from all over the city (and from farther away, I’m sure) to go.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I caught it once when visiting my sister when she lived like three blocks away on Phinney.
It was fine, but I wouldn’t go out of my way for it either .
Frankly I'd be fine with calling in a tactical nuclear strike so long as I had a half hour to leave the area
but then in the days leading up to the Fremont Fair I tend to get a bit over zealous in my distaste.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hooray for not working at work
I have no idea who Alice and Kev are. From what I gather it has something to do with the Sims, which I was addicted to for a week or so at one point.
I stumble across Yelp through Google searches, and it is hit or miss.
I haven’t really found a mexican place I like in the Seattle metro area, but I’m from Yakima and stuff there is truly “authentic.”
Big plan for the summer is the drive across the country to move to Nashville.
Don’t follow Sounders news much, but watch them when they are on TV.
I think the good snarky Morrow comments have already been taken.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
Also my favorite band for the summer is Blind Pilot
I can’t stop listening to them.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
So this is kinda cool
Flip Flop Fly Ball. Infographics about baseball stuff. More trivial than statistical but still kinda neat.
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That is truly awesome.
I always saw Ghostface Killa as more of a middle infielder, though.
Not nearly enough for my liking
I loves me some Conan.
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Conan always tosses out jokes that frame Weinberg as a sexual deviant.
I’m pretty sure Conan has questioned his sexuality a few times.
Okay, I've been looking at this site a lot of my day now.
And I have a challenge. Name as many ballparks on this graphic as possible, in whatever manner you like (team name, city name, ballpark name, whatever). No cheating by looking at the bottom of the graphic.
I only got three, and I didn’t even get Safeco Field.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Three here, Athletics, M's, Royals. I'm kinda surprised you didn't get the M's
But the ones I didn’t know have their little tells that I don’t recognize, I’m sure.
I actually got Texas, Oakland, and Boston
I confused Seattle for Cleveland; I was looking for the wrong tell.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still annoyed I didn't get Dodger Stadium
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That one just jumped out at me
although I was surprised to find out that Miami’s stadium looks pretty similar except for the little peak in CF at Fenway.
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Quite a little challenge, isn't it?
It also makes me realize how totally useless I am at figuring out NL parks.
Now if we had a photo of the outfield wall, or some indication as to the height of the wall at every point, I think it’s be a lot easier.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Pelvic-Thrust Ichiro is the best.

I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 24, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
El Rinconcito isn't too bad for a local chain of fast food Mexican.
But still the quest continues.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
I think they would have referred me to some place called Ooba Tooba
Or something like that.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
On sundays, La Conasupo (87th and Greenwood)
Has barbacoa and birria after church, fresh masa as well. These come recommended.
Greenwood is tops in Seattle for Mexican food.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Taqueria Tequila is nice, barring the awful name and signage.
They actually serve tequila now, with nary a Patron or Cuervo in sight.
There's one in the Kent Valley called Taqueria El Sabor that's supposed to be good
but I’m terrified to go in.
by Mariner John on Jun 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I only say this because the one a block down is called El Rinconsito
by Mariner John on Jun 19, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are terrified to go in
that is a guarantee that the food is delicious.
I never really liked the old tagline.
CougCenter
by Craig Powers on Jun 21, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The proposed ESPNTOO . com in the last OT was nothing less than brilliant!
Despite a lack of content I’m already hooked.
I am willing to produce Jemile Too articles on demand whenever an appropriate topic comes up,
as I hope I proved with the racist radar gun incident.
After FedEx-ing a turd sandwich to (other bad NBA GM)
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This was like in Karate Kid when Daniel-san (did something)
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Having never read the site, other than the odd link from SB, I don't know if there is any content I'd be adept at spoofing.
Plus my muse only shows up once in a blue moon. I stopped reading sites like that some time ago, the odds of running across aggravating content were just too high.
Some of us (I'm fairly certain I can speak for sb on this one) go there specifically to be aggravated.
I find it hilarious.
I go there for news, Jim Caple and Jonah Keri
aggravation is just an amusing side effect of a site that employs Jemele Hill, Skip Bayless, Rick Reilly and Gregg Easterbrook
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The Krebs cycle would work just as well with Boron.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
One time I described how drag works in relation to a bat
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
it must have been hard to type while being shoved in a locker, nerdo
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by pdb on Jun 19, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm.
A resin secreted by the lac bug… processed and dissolved in denatured alcohol to create a bush on colourant and food glaze… continues to be popular with hard candies such as Skittles.
Some things you can't unlearn.
Your childhood candy was coated in bug secretions.
I hate the Krebs cycle.
Almost as much as the Calvin cycle.
by Mariner John on Jun 19, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, TCA cycle doesn't need the oxygen as much as the oxidative phosphorylation
Boron just wouldn’t do electron transfer as well as oxygen does.
Boron just says boring to me, what you need is an element with some spark. Something that can ignite some excitement.
Those are the types of elements that will turn a game around for you, get that momentum going your direction.
This is a fucking amazing idea
an ESPN spoof site is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard (I sincerely hope no one has already done this…)
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I get to be Easterbrook
I can write 8,000 word columns on random subjects while pretending to be analytical and creepily lusting after women on TV
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a random old man tell me a joke at Arby's last night as he got iced tea for his wife.
Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea?
I thought so too until I moved a block away from one
and then tried it for the first time in 20 years. It’s basically a step above Taco Bell – their deli sandwiches are OK, but their pressed-meat-and-cheese-goop sandwiches are horrid.
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Industrial waste can be gotten in greater volumes thus driving the cost per meal down below Taco Bell
while maintaining the same nutritional value.
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I only ever ate the deli sandwiches and onion petals
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I have switched to this strategy
the deli sandwiches are pretty good indeed.
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Which is why so many old men are steeped in booze perhaps? Seems to mellow the crotchety.
Then again there seems to be a point of diminishing returns where you wind up with crotchety old drunk.
This is happening up above, but deserves it's own ST.
What is the funniest word in your lexicon? I really do like “shellac”.
My last name. :(
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 19, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always thought "wobble" was a funny little word
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The new word about Hungarian tildes and umlets
Or however you spell it…
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the stated reasons?
Easier for kids to text. I can’t wait until I’m old and my food choices are . , ~ * or if I’m feeling frisky :
* does serve a hella good ] though.
by waldo rojas on Jun 19, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somehow, I missed this in the shuffle.
Good show.
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by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and WTF
from that link:
“Although the award for stupidest rebranding of 2009 remains with the SciFi Channel (it’s changing to SyFy next month)”
SyFy? Really?
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
So if something is really Sci-Fi Channel-ish
Does that mean we call it SyFylous?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 19, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit Harold Reynolds should not be allowed to type things.
Joe Pos wrote this up nicely, but here is the piece he refers to : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?
I'm completely sympathetic to Harold Reynolds plight.
There’s something I’d like to say about what he wrote there, and maybe I even have a point to make. Only I completely lack the ability to vocalize it with any semblance of coherence. Especially since I’m functionally retarded due to reading that article.
It;s occurred to me that Joe Posnanski is what Bill Simmons would be
if Bill Simmons actually wrote more than once a month, and was actually funny
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Joe Pasnanski so much.
I love him so much, I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant.
50!
Pos is so far ahead of Simmons it's not even funny
Posnanski doesn’t lean on pop-culture or movie references nearly as much as Simmons does – Simmons has gotten better over the last couple years, but still it gets tiring to read a sentence and know it’s going to end in a Swingers reference or something.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Added perhaps?
I can’t figure out the missing.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
either that or you're hoarding every H in the world in an attempt to corner the market
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I love this response in the comments section.
I can totally relate Harold. I am a farmer and I can’t believe how science has taken over the agriculture business. Like I had an old neighbor who was much like Dick Williams. He said, “If something is going wrong with your crops, then the situation will dictate what to do. Like, if rain is your problem, then sacrifice two goats or one pig. If pests are your problem, then yell at the moon for a forenight and bury three red stones in your field. Problem solved. But I shouldn’t have to tell you beforehand, you should know this.” Now days they have fancy inventions like irrigation, meteorology, crop rotations, and fertilizers. I am like, “Phooey and bunk!” I am just like you Harold, I don’t need their new fangled theories and hocus-pocus in order to understand farming better. I mean a meteorologist has never farmed, what can he tell me or my old neighbor about farming? We reached the pinnacle of understanding with yelling at the moon! The point is that I have nothing left to learn just like you, Harold.
50!
by joof on Jun 19, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well crap
Setanta’s gone bust. This means that a whole bunch of Premiership games that were supposed to be televised in this country now might not be – ESPN is apparently in on the bidding to pick up the pieces, but if they don’t that’s 46 less Premiership games that won’t be shown here.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
The Morrow bobblehead...
…will become part of my Mariners shrine in the storage closet off of my deck.
"Where's my doctor?"
You should convince your Brandon Morrow bobblehead to join a rival slow pitch softball team in your league.
Laugh as he walks the bases loaded. Also, keep it away from the candy dish.
Well
I went to the Washington Brewers Festival tonight. It’s was a .75 mile walk from my new house. I’d recommend going. It poured, but it was fun and tasty. I might go back on Sunday.
by chrisisasavage on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
Leaving all blame and responsibility aside, I can't stop thinking how terrible Endy's injury is
He’s a premium defensive outfielder, perhaps his only real value as a player. I can’t stop thinking about several issues.
Gootch has tendon problems with one or both knees, Endy’s value as a trade piece this season, and tantamount to everything the mans career. He loses a step, or has recurring problems and spends significant time on the DL in the future, this could be it for him. This is terrible for the team, and for him. Dammit.
I feel the need to go on a music downloading spree and would love some help (and I know some of you would be more than happy to help me)
Bands I like:
Ratatat
Beirut
The Rolling Stones
Tycho
Aphex Twin
Beck
Common
David Bowie
Dire Straits
Mos Def
Eric B. and Rakim
Nas
Jethro Tull
Islands
Kaiser Chiefs
Kate Nash
Thievery Corporation
Lupe Fiasco
Moby
MGMT
Mogwai
N.A.S.A
Neil Diamond
Neil Young
Of Montreal
Outkast
Radiohead
Raconteurs
Slick Rick
Yelle
And I’m sure there are others but any help would be appreciated. I’m open to almost any genre of music
"Urban" music recs:
Jake one-White Van Music. (top-notch production with a potpourri of emcees)
Method Man/Redman – Blackout 2
MF DOOM – mmm…food (kinda old but damn it’s good)
The newish Wu-Tang was actually pretty good as well, you never know with those guys.
You might not like island music, but I'm bored:
Jacob Miller – Collectors Classics
Lee Perry – Arkology
Congos – Heart of the Congos
Steel Pulse – True Democracy (more English-style, but still very nice)
The Chantells – Children of Jah
And kind of obscure, but check out Billy Boyo (Zim Zim and the DJ Clash reissue). He died young and didn’t have a large body of work but put out some stone grooves.
Thought I would share this simply because it made me laugh out loud.
I’m several years into a game of Out of the Park Baseball 10 (which kicks ass by the way) when I get a trade proposal from the Giants. Guess who San Fransisco hired after finally getting rid of Sabean? None other than Bill Bavasi. Poor Giants fans.
Fear the NPE
People need to pick up their vocabulary from reading rather than watching TV
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to use that phrase now when I'm engaged in a slightly-longer-than-necessary goodbye.
I’ll just say “Without further adieu…” then bolt.
All these freaking alts make me edgy, half the time I'm about to be rude to someone I have to stop.
For fear it’s someone I know trolling the joint. It’s getting to where I imagine the goofy comments are being said ironically when they aren’t, and I’m throwing rec’s all over the goddamned place.
I just have to say, I never knew this was wrong until now.
It seems comparatively minor, though, considering it’s just an incorrect article. Anyway, thanks for smartening me up.
It's really not comparatively minor.
It makes absolutely no sense.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a quote you'll enjoy:
“All of a sudden” is an idiom. There is no logical or grammatical reason why we say “all of a sudden” rather than “all of the sudden.”
- Link
This is why it strikes me as minor.
And I counter with:
But that day has not yet arrived, and until it does, the proper phrasing remains “all of a sudden,” and those who use “all of the sudden” will be marking themselves as imperfectly educated, or at the very least as careless in their use of language.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That was 7 years ago. The English language moves faster than that.
But if you disagree, perhaps you should let Mr. Krauthammer know:
“Now all of the sudden everything is the fault of Wall Street malfeasance.”
Like it or not, I would say “all of the sudden” has reached mainstream acceptance. You’re certainly entitled to your preference, but I think reading too much into its usage regarding the user’s education would be a mistake.
Did you really just link a Krauthammer piece?
Really?
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And also, mainstream acceptance does not mean I have to find it acceptable.
People say addicting all the time.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Certainly true. You're entitled to your standards.
I’m just saying, as I did in my first comment of this subthread, that this is a pretty small mistake when compared to things like ‘without further adieu’.
I wouldn't say it has reached mainstream acceptance at all. I've seen it probably five times in my life.
And Krauthammer isn’t really known as any sort of language guru.
Nope. He's just a well-known writer. And while many disagree with him politically, I doubt many think he's poorly educated because of his misuse of the word 'the'.
I accept that it’s an error. I just don’t accept that it’s a big deal.
Danielle Steele is also a well-known writer.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well considering you linked to the National Review
you quite obviously did seeing as how it blatantly violates the no politics rule.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well we didn't talk about politics, did we?
I assumed it would be kosher, given that I was just citing my source. I didn’t intend for anyone to actually read the article.
Fear!
Surprise and fear!
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't matter.
Anything referencing politics in the least is off-limits.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you are just saying that because you're still pissed that I was clearly right and you were clearly wrong.
And no, that should not be taken seriously in any way, shape or form.
Until this thread I can honestly say I've never heard "all of the sudden" at all
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You are a lucky man.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. Never heard it in my life.
Of course I’ve lived in non-English speaking countries for the majority of the last 15 years…
The is a logical reason why:
‘All of a sudden’ is longhand for ‘suddenly’ and sudden is interpreted as ‘an instant of time’ in this case. Proper usage for ‘all of a sudden’ is in the description of a rapid, unexpected change in whatever is being described. If it was ‘the sudden’ that would imply that the change was expected to happen, as ‘the sudden’ would then refer to a specific instance in time. How, therefore, can you sensibly use ‘all of the sudden’?
‘I was watching the clock to tick towards to 2PM and all of the sudden it was 2PM!’ Hardly compelling narrative there.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to start a reggae klezmer band and call it The Sudden.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
If you do this I will be forced to murder you.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It's better to burn out than fade away, mon
Shalom!
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The Blue Meanies were a klezmer-ska band.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Heard the name but never heard them, I had no idea
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I can't imagine a combination of klezmer and ska being bad in any way
wow, it’s hard to impart tone in a post.
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Your example has far too many errors for me to evaluate how tinitillating it may or may not be.
However, you certainly provide a strong argument for your preference. Personally I would rather use ‘suddenly’ and be done with it.
Pardon?
Your example has far too many errors for me to evaluate how tinitillating it may or may not be.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Tinitillating is an easily upset equilibrium and if there are too many errors it's not equilibriized properly.
Everyone knows that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
If you are going to call me on errors, provide them so I may better myself
If you are not willing to do so I advise going away.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a lot of grammar arguments on LL nowadays
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This grammar stuff has killed LL.
So it goes.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LL sucks now
we should migrate to Neo-LL
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. Perhaps I'm wrong. Here's the sentence I had trouble with:
‘I was watching the clock to tick towards to 2PM and all of the sudden it was 2PM!’
I’m particularly referring to the abundant use of the word ‘to’.
Wasn't that much easier than saying you couldn't read my comment due to its high error content?
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I suppose it wasn't any easier
It just would have irritated me far less, which is generally a good idea
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, I assumed that you would catch it immediately on re-reading your comment. I wasn't trying to bait you or anything.
That's generally a good assumption but I was up far too early this morning and can't type or read
I almost always appreciate being corrected, though.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevs' latest adventure is... different
and it’s hard not to feel awful for Alice
The author has a real gift for advancing the story in a meaningful way, four single lines at a time.
Way to set us back, Jessica
In this story, a new (female) sports fan talks about how she now “gets” soccer, by telling us the hottest players.
Well done. Very well done.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions
How absolutely wooden was Julia Roberts in Ocean's Eleven?
I was doing my ironing for the week last night and had it on, and was reminded just how brutal she was in her first real scene at the table with Clooney. Her lines are written to be really glib and biting, but she basically flatlines her way though them. In a movie that makes hay with the character interplay (Clooney and Pitt especially), she stood out.
"she basically flatlines her way though them"
insert Flatliners reference
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
Her version of funny is basically Erin Brockovich, that's a bit limited as far as range.
I kind of remember her delivering a couple of lines in Pretty Woman with the same staccato monotone. No way in hell I’m watching that again to verify, worked for Erin B., sucked in Ocean’s.
Plus she walks like a man, the line from Matt Damon “this is just the best part of my day” as she walks down the stairs caused me to laugh out loud in the theater, even a terrific actor would have a hard time selling that line.
Really, as if her spine has been fused. God I hope shoulder pads make a comeback.
Have you seen Confessions of a Dangerous Mind? League average starlet would have been much better in her role
I haven't. I also found it funny when she ran after Clooney while he was being arrested at the end of the movie.
She was running in heels or something, and she may as well have just walked.
She was galloping, the clomping was the sound of her hooves on the sidewalk.
by Kermit. on Jun 22, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Shoulder pads make a comeback she's basically Dan Dierdorf with a vagina
by Kermit. on Jun 22, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
How could you not?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 22, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So the other thread has me thinking
which teams do you think have the most players on their current 25-man that you’ve never heard of? Who are the actual teams after looking at the rosters? Obviously, the Mariners should tie for last on the lists of everyone here.
My guesses (top 5)
1. San Diego
2. Washington
3. Oakland
4. Florida
5. Houston
(bonus) Pittsburgh
Improbably, the Indians have five players that I've never heard of and are the leaders in the clubhouse
by seattlebruin on Jun 22, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Though it gets more probable because they have like nine guys on the DL
by seattlebruin on Jun 22, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Moneyball movie on hold
Sony pulled the plug late last week after Soderbergh turned in a rewritten script substantially different than an earlier draft by screenwriter Steven Zaillian.
Shall we speculate on what changed in the script? I want to think that Paul DePodesta is an alcoholic reclamation project taken by Billy Beane from some unfulfillnig think tank at Harvard to be his top assistant, furthering illustrating Beane’s magical powers
Bill James is no longer animated?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 22, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok so I've stumbled upon a treasure trove of free beer
My local corner store has decided to stop selling singles out of six-packs because the remaining five beers are piling up in the walk-in. Obviously nothing super-fancy but I can get tons and tons of Full Sail Amber and Inversion IPA (not to mention gallons of Coors, Corona, Bud, et al) clean and free. Only problem is that all of them are past their “best-by” date. At worst it seems to be about April. The beers have been in a walk-in cooler the whole time. Is there anything wrong with drinking these? I’m not gonna get the death or anything, am I?
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
Inversion, is that a Deschutes Brewery product? I'm really starting to like their IPA
Hophenge was pretty tasty
There are literally close to 20 six-packs available of this stuff
All of them are missing just like one or two beers. I’m giddy
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Very!
And still delicious, at least going by the 2 I’ve had already!
I want to poop at your house - Thingray
by tootthekazoo on Jun 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
God, Full Sail Amber is amazing
to be fair though, half the reason their Amber is so great is that it’s $6.99/6 pack, but free is free =)
by seattlebruin on Jun 22, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You go to shitty BevMo!s
Mine always have it
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
How is there only one within five miles of you?
I realized that between Mission Valley and Murietta, there are at least five BevMo!s within one mile of the 15
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There's one on Santa Monica and LaBrea, which is exactly 5 miles from me.
There are a few in the valley, and the next closest to the South is in Manhattan Beach.
Yet somehow none of them have Speedway.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The explanation I got in SF was that AleSmith only distributes in San Diego
so any store outside of SD that wants to carry it has to go to the brewery.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I can't get it in San Francisco, either?
What is the point of my trip then?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like
this would be more obvious.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I've found it as far north as Riverside County
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The store I was at sent someone to SD once a month and said other places did the same.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, I found it at the Temecula BevMo! primarily because people in Temecula
do things like go to fancy beer bars that have your standard AleSmith/Stone/Lost Abbey on tap and try to order Coors Light
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It has occurred to me that I am now a beer snob
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I’m a definite enthusiast, but I also drank way, way more than my fair share of MGD this weekend.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
On the scale of awesome to terrible MGD is on the trembling edge of "not bad".
Especially for a crappy domestic.
I will smash your face into a jelly.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MGD is one of the tolerable ones.
Still no Rainier.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It was 90 degrees with 90 percent humidity
I would have drank my weight in Keystone Light if that were available, given those conditions.
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Me and four friends went through two cases of Coors light last Saturday
and then did it again on Thursday!
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Though I now make a distinction between party beer and beer I drink with meals
beer with meals and at bars is always something that I’ll enjoy the taste of. Party stuff is stuff that won’t get me too full and may or may not get me drunk as hell
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
For me party beer is Rainier or Oly or the tallboys of Dutch pilsner they sell at TJ's.
Coors Light is just foul.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Corona's usually mine but Rainier works well too
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I have learned and invented so many amazing drinking games while in Temecula
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's safe to say I no longer need to play King's Cup for fear of it being the only drinking game I know well
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
"Blow" is a great game for getting people quite drunk.
It does not involve sex acts or cocaine.
I've learned a game called baseball that we play all the time now
it is incredible
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend found a baseball-watching drinking game on College Humor or something.
You can’t watch an entire baseball game without going through at least 10-12 beers. It’s impossible. I didn’t like that game.
As explained
Except we play with a house rule that stealing can occur from either side of the table, which adds extra surprise (and gets more people involved in the game)
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part is that you get ridiculously drunk playing too
especially if you’re good at flip cup and get assigned to defend against steals
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, after finally finding Dogfishhead 90 minute, I cracked one last night.
I’m not usually a big fan of IPAs, but that is pheeeeeeeenomenal.
I'm not a huge 90 Minute fan
I like 120 a lot more, much less drinking for more being messed up
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They have a Five Guys also, apparently.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is correct.
Also, Ben’s Chili Bowl. I might try both at the Nats-Red Sox game on Thursday in the hopes that the dam I’ll create in my arteries will kill me before I take my own life due to being around 30,000 Red Sox fans.
I thought it couldn't be sold in bottles in CA?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what?
Is this why no one ever has it?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this was the case, but I can't find proof right now.
I know one was gifted to Jeff in February because he couldn’t get a bottle.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it has a monogrammed logo of a local or good microbrewery on it
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It actually has
Caracole, which is both a fun label and deliciously tasty.
Provided one doesn’t spray it across the kitchen of course.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have been disappointed if Schumaker was actually the Stig.
Since the Stig is actually Ben Collins, they will only ruin the Stig as a character if they openly admit it. This was just a fun way to screw with the Top Gear world after all the speculation that has occurred since the last series.
Yvette has become an interesting character to me.
What would drive a married woman to develop a relationship with someone like Kev? It’s really bizarre.
I don't know why, but this is utterly fascinating
it’s like a social experiment with no consequences and according to the designers of the Sims
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually got a little emotional when Alice gave all her money to charity.
I want to give her a hug so bad.
Fear the NPE
Neat tool!
http://new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
This is pretty awesome
Made more so by the second picture, in which Uno and McCaughey look reeeeeeeeeallly damn young.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I had completely forgotten that Conrad Uno was that thin once
he never gets enough credit for being awesome, either.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I know, isn't that crazy?
McCaughey’s hair is so not-gray! Uno’s so svelte!
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
I'm really bummed I missed the YFF show this weekend
according to my friend that went it was the best show he’s seen them play in a mighty long time. Which could be explained by it being the first show they’ve played in a mighty long time, but he said they were really on their game, which is awesome.
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They have glasses now too
at least they did at one of the bars I went to on Saturday night.
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I can think of one reason why this has any merit.
If you are at a ballgame and enjoy drinking water and the vendor is offering you your choice of Coors Light cans directly from his tray but you are not allowed to touch the cans.
Well this is very interesting indeed
Streaming in-market games are coming to the YES network market. No need to have mlb.tv – if you’re a subscriber to the YES network you get access to the streamed Yankees game. It’ll be interesting to see if this happens in all markets that have RSN’s.
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Time for the Gif of the Day!

I’ve been out of town, so here’s an extra-special gif of the day to make up for it. Meant to stimulate conversation in lagging OTFPOTD threads, the Gif of the Day is proudly brought to you by our sponsor, Menocu!
angels fan in seattle
Does anyone have a preference for tattoo artists in Seattle?
I know, we could go on forever yapping about “tattoos? Cool or awful?”. I haven’t gotten one since 1990. But I have a specific reason for getting a small one now. No fancy artwork, just text. Does it matter who I go to, really?
Probably not but Anchor is awesome and deserves your business.
When I finally stop being a baby that’s where I’m going.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Well...
My most recent one ventured up onto my neck area. That hurt like holybloodymotherfuckinghell. Chest close to nipple area hurts likes balls as well. Arms not so much.
Right on the ankle bone is a son of a bitch
Ronny, TAKE
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm getting mine on the underside of my forearm which i have been told hurts like a mother.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
The tricep is apparently the worst.
There’s a tattoo place around the corner from our house. In getting to know the owner he says that he’s lost count of all the big burly guys that come in and want barbed wire rings or tribal marking rings or whatever around their biceps, but then he said that when the artist starts in on the very underside of the upper arm, most of them refuse to let the artist continue because it’s so painful.
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I can confirm that
Back of triceps hurts quite a bit, but compared to the neck it’s like a butterfly kiss.
It's an awesome place, too
I haven’t had any work done by them but in flipping through their books they have some really good artists there.
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
Like the non-hairy side?
I’ve heard about 50/50 for folks saying it hurts like fuck/doesn’t hurt too much for that area. I think it wouldn’t be too bad personally.
It probably doesn't matter much for text.
If you want to get some of you old ones re-done, I’d suggest this guy. He did one on my leg and re-did the one on my arm.
It is and he has a ton of wonderful jokes.
It was an excellent class both for the humor and the history of how he got things done in New York.
This may be the best website ever.
So Matthew just suggested that I need to start a kangaroo court at my office for hilariously awful MS Office-related errors and such
Who’s got office stories where you at some point thought “wait, how the hell did you do that?!”
Today one of the older, incredibly technology inept engineers took a spreadsheet I had made, including page setup/print settings, and somehow made every cell it’s own page and turned page break preview on – this caused the page number (up to 4,000!) to display in every single cell.
His solution? Take a screenshot and send me a 5 MB bitmap of his screen via e-mail (thank God they gave me a bigger mailbox) asking me how to fix it and saying that he was sure I had a reason to display the page breaks.
There is an Axe bodyspray ad on the left, right and bottom margins of the page.
Adblock is not killing it.
Of this page?
I’m running Adblock and I can’t see those ads. Are you on the latest FF?
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Yup.
I just used Firefox to block it. Seems weird that Firefox would kill it and Adblock wouldn’t, but I can’t see the Axe ad anymore so yay.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy hell the U.S. is beating Spain 1-0 in the Confederations Cup semi.
Just wanted to post that. This thread is raping my computer, so . . . later!
US Soccer: Blind squirrels occasionally finding nuts since 1913!
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It's killing mine, too, and I can't figure out why.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That was almost a Robertism.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Try having a notebook computer.
The enter key is where the apostrophe typically is.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP TWO GOALS
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
THEY'RE SAVING SOCCER IN THE US!!!!
this is a pretty damn impressive result.
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I'm not sure whether to be annoyed or impressed or annoypressed
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going with bemused and then BWAHAHAHAHAHA and then back to bemused, myself
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I'm not sure I like upsets when I don't dislike either team but don't root for either team
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I go with "who has the most Arsenal players" and in this case I'm mildly upset
but then I remember it’s the Confederations Cup and I stop caring so much.
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I go with coolest name
Oguchi Onyewu
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Whenever I hear the ESPN people call him Gooch I always think of Diff'rent Strokes
and it makes me giggle to think that a US Soccer player has the same nickname as Gary Coleman’s TV childhood bully.
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NOW THAT WE'VE CONQUERED THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE IN FOOTBALL
LOOK OUT LORD’S HERE COMES US CRICKET
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I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE are
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Watford's centre-back is destroying Fernando Torres and David Villa
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine if Lionel Messi was getting owned by Zach Scott and that would be roughly appropriate
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I still wonder how much teams that aren't the US care about this tournament
not that that diminishes what the US is doing, but I can’t imagine this result happening next year.
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Well, Spain are fielding a near-full strength team
I mean, missing Andres Iniesta means that they obviously aren’t at their best… but damn that team from the midfield up is (or should be) deadly. Defence is really weak without the possession game Iniesta provides though
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen a minute of the action in this tournament
but full-strength teams don’t always play full-strength games, especially after a long season; whether that’s the case here I’m not sure. I can imagine that missing Iniesta would cause them some problems though.
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I would have to imagine that losing to the US would be embarassing enough to Spain that they'd want to avoid it.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's definitely true
but the Spanish press tomorrow will probably alternate between “WE WERE CRAP” and “WHO CARES IT’S THE CONFEDERATIONS CUP AND IT’S MEANINGLESS” and never once talk about how good the US played. Spanish sport media is awesome.
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I love it when ESPN tries to sound English
From the game commentary:
“Bradley really has worked his knackers off”
I don’t think that word means what they think it means.
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Yes he has truely crumpetted away all game
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten stoppage minutes. That's a bit.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
Not bored watching live text.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
USA WINS I FEEL PRIDE THIS IS STRANGE
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
wait now I'm confused
Gamecast shows the final as 3-0 but only shows Altidore and Dempsey’s goals. Did they score a third or was that third from the offsides a few minutes before FT?
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That's what I thought
I don’t think ESPN’s left hand knows what its right hand is doing.
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Writing articles about how the left hand has overcome all sorts of dextrocentrism to succeed,
titled: If you Want to be Right, Don’t be Left Behind.
I'm still just kinda confused by it
but in a good way.
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So they won with grit?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions

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