6/18/09: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at San Diego Padres, Jun 18, 2009 12:35 PM PDT
So with Branyan out and Jose Lopez now going on the bereavement list for as yet undisclosed reasons, this is going to...uh...are they really going to make me pay for a ticket to this?
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Nobody can make you do anything you don't want to do
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 18, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This will be the first time I have watched Morrow make a start.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 18, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgot to add, this is an awesome starting time.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 18, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What time is it in merry ole England?
by russak on Jun 18, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
8.35 PM ;)
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 18, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, for some reason I was looking at current time and thinking the game was about to start.
Damn, now I get to watch “This game is in commercial break” for another 30 minutes.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Shannon Drayer's twitter
Jose is going on Bereavement to tend to his dying sister.
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Jun 18, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh. Jesus.
Poor guy.
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on Jun 18, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's awful.
First his brother now his sister.
Horrible.
by Mariner Melee on Jun 18, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is one rough year right there
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 18, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ.
I can’t imagine losing my brother and sister in such a short stretch of time.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bummed I won't be able to actually watch
But am riveted to the radio, absolutely. This is gonna be greasy…
~The Official LookoutLanding Poster Who Dreams Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan~
by section331 on Jun 18, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lineup!
Ichiro RF
Mike Carp 1B
Adrian Beltre 3B
Ken Griffey Jr. LF
Franklin Gutierrez CF
Yuniesky Betancoudrt SS
Ronny Cedeno 2B
Jamie Burke C
Brandon Morrow RHP
by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2009 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuni! Griffey playing the field!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm liking Carp batting 2nd.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.422 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 18, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but ewww....
Yuniesky Betancourt SS
Ronny Cedeno 2B
Jamie Burke C
Brandon Morrow RHP
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jun 18, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally, two pitchers with their pictures taken with their pictures taken with the correct club. Should be a good game.
by JamMasterJesus on Jun 18, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't want to start the commercial thing again,,
But I want an Angry Whopper!!
by M'sin.. on Jun 18, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow looks like he should be in a teen drama.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jun 18, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He only posted on Lookout Landing the one time
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I highly doubt that was him though. Probably just a troll.
by russak on Jun 18, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're feeling all kinds of snarky today, aren't you?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, since I held Jose Lopez accountable to himself and took him out of my signature, he has OPSed 1.002
50!
by joof on Jun 18, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ever since I predicted he would hit an upper deck home run yesterday, he's hit one upper deck home run
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like mine better, because accountability is the most sacred of traits.
50!
by joof on Jun 18, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever since you took Lopez out of your signature, the weather has gotten warmer.
by abender20 on Jun 18, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And thousands of people have died!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't be the only one who's FSN feed freezes every single time Krueger gives his keys to the game.
It’s like my cable box doesn’t even want to see his nonsense.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
This iPhone Gameday Audio app is excellent.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOO BASEBALL
Let’s get some GTE in here! HATED RIVALS! Sweep possible!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEEP PROBABLE
FUCK THE PADRES AND THEIR FUCKTARDEDNESS. THEIR SECTION OF I-5 IS FULL OF FUCKING SHIT. FUCK SAN DIEGO AND THEIR LIZARD SKINNED ASSES
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's better.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padres are your hated rivals?
Hmmmmm…
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 18, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.422 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 18, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Carp is very fuzzy.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM FEELING A BOUT OF ICTHYOPHILIA COMIN ON.
by abender20 on Jun 18, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
While that was not his first plate appearance...
CARP!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He said plate appearance first.
But who cares. CARP!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Carp has an IsoD of 0
needs to walk more. And make some outs.
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But he has a slash line of 1.000/1.000/1.000
HOLY SHIT GUYS.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone saying more than "Carp" would help those of us not allowed to follow the game.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's much less easy to hide in an open cube.
This looks like one of my legal sites.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Ha.
And yeah, GD mini is wonderful.
by Matthew on Jun 18, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mini tends to stay up and on top of other screens.
The tab is what I need.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The yahoo baseball page is pretty
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=290618125
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*pretty nondescript
I meant to say
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a Blackberry?
MLB has a pretty sweet gameday mobile.
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Single by Carp
Hilarious that you follow the game in the game thread. Poor you =(
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.422 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 18, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(double to the gap)
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRIFFEY HAS BEEN REJUVENATED BY PLAYING OUR HATED RIVALS!!!!!!!
by Matthew on Jun 18, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me, or does Jr. look surprised when he hits the ball hard?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not the only one.

angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BETTER WATCH OUT NOW!
THE KID IS BACK! 1995 BIATCH!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey! Griffey! Griffey!
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 18, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guti 5th in the lineup eh?
You got slurved!
Free Tommy Hanson! [FREED]! Free Jeff Clement! Free Michael Saunders!
by Slurvey on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was retarded, Fruity Pebbles.
by Matthew on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matthew, please elaborate.
Some of us are only following this game thread, and so we don’t understand what you mean.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably referring to Gutz striking out on a pitch
low and out of the zone.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But at least that was entertaining and I knew who he was talking about
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. I caught some of SB's extra snark today.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't know who we're talking about when we say 'Carp!'?
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe something bad just happened and in our frustrated rush, we mistype?
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be a misspelling of "Crap"
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were watching the fishing channel
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Japanese baseball in Hiroshima
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- P&P&Z
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Franklin is never batting higher than 8th again.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who would you want to bat above him with today's lineup?
by SebastianPruiti on Jun 18, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed what I'm saying
Wak has been sticking him in the 8th/9th slots almost all year and now given a shot to hit higher he strikes out. Thus Wak will never let him hit this high again.
I wasn’t being serious about this.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 pitches
all fastballs.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just be happy that he's throwing some of them for strikes
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
of course as soon as he throws a non fastball it goes for an XBH.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, sweet. Morrow in, game over!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do not like you Brandon Morrow.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.422 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he gets an out before he is pulled!
Raider for life
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was quick.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jun 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David. Eckstein.
David. Eckstein.
Double.
David Eckstein.
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEART! HEART! HEART!
SUCK MY BIG BLACK FUCKING HEART!
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.422 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 18, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When game day said
In Play Run(s) with a runner on first, I felt sad trying to figure out how Eckstein could ever score someone from first.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All 4'8", 105 lbs of him!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday makes every pitch this AB
look like a strike or a near strike.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOO! FIRST OUT OF 24!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Giles looks like a zombie.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys guess what's coming next it's a
FASTBALL!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Yeah!
The slider is looking sharp early
Raider for life
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't Morrow been sufficiently acclimated
to losing?
by Liebkartoffel on Jun 18, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow's pitch count
Was it 75-80 for the entire game or just for the first inning?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't flounder around out there!
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm going to like Carp.
The Rise of a Superstar:Justin Upton-.422 wOBA, 21 years old.
by Goose on Jun 18, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why can't I do emoticons anymore?
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A SAVE IF WE HAD A THREE RUN LEAD
MORROW FOR CLOSER
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
24 pitches
20 fastballs, 4 sliders. All right he’s developing some variety!
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the positive side
his fastball hit 95-97 according to gameday.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone tell Blowers Morrow is on the mound!
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How to play your way off the team, by Ronny Cedeno.
by Matthew on Jun 18, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You weren't impressed with that bunt attempt?
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Ronny swings through the easiest pitch to hit.
88 mph fastball down the middle.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ronny Cedeno
That swing was pretty awful. I’ve seen dizzy, caked-out, blind-folded 5 year olds take more confident swings at a pinada than Cedeno took just there.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pinata
Sorry.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you wrote
dizzy, coked-out, blind-folded 5 year olds
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a good time at the Neverland Ranch!
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't write that.
But I thought that.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have more confidence here
than when Cedeno was up
by yessirrr on Jun 18, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Brandon Morrow...
is our Rick Ankiel.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Morrow is our Rube Waddell
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motherfucker was awesome.
angels fan in seattle
by Eyebrows on Jun 18, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Morrow is our Dontrelle Waddell
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon called time after the breaking ball
to ask the ump if that was legal
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh but the rest of the line-up is fantastic
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an outfielder for the Yankees.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he hits home runs at Safeco, I hope people throw dead carp onto the field.
Similar to octopus being thrown on the ice in Detroit.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those fish are fucking huge.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Japanese variety are a respectable size.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's no Japanese carp
He’s an American Carp.

NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just got corn canned.
Never heard that phrase before in a baseball game. Just the super market.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about taking off a couple MPH's on your fasball.
by russak on Jun 18, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes that wouldn't make him worse at pitching
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about taking a bunch of MPH's off of it
and call it an off speed pitch!
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow wanted to back Geer off the plate.
On ball four.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To work at Denny's!
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I get it.
Players who take pitches gives Morrow trouble.
by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where does Carp fit in?
Griffey is the DH against righties and Branyon is our everyday at first. It would be great to get some production from Sweeney’s roster spot, but we need a righty to replace him. So why call up Carp now?
by yessirrr on Jun 18, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Branyan is at home and we have room
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Branyan is gone today.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Branyan isn't playing today.
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did you hear that?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jun 18, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow would never hit his grandpa in the head witha beer
They would never be close to him.
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keystone light commercial.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't watch the games on FSN do you?
Fear the NPE
by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RscZBLn9fI4
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp up! Game Over!
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a great swing.
I like this kid.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Choppy video is awesome.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 18, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I having flashbacks
or is anyone else’s broadcast a little herky jerky
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neihaus: "That's gonna drop in for a base hit. Maybe not. Maybe not."
by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eckstein owns Morrow
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm from Europe but not all of us have fleas, you know
How dare you be so patronising and smug you damn Yankee bastard.
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow threw Giles a change up?
I don’t know what to think
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our next roadtrip is going to be brutal...
Dodgers, New York, Boston…blah…
by SebastianPruiti on Jun 18, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Endy catches that
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's not much worse than "In play, no out" from Adrian Gonzalez
by abender20 on Jun 18, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about "In play, run scoring play"?
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In play run(s)
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp catches that.
NEEDS MORE FREEDOM!
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 18, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless the game is on the line
Wherever I go, that's where I am.
by noontide on Jun 18, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel as though if we were playing any team other than the Padres
we would be boned at this point.
Paris Hilton, Burberry plaid, reality TV, mullets, Zima, Dubya, and the Sonics being sold to Oklahoma City. - Yahoo Answer results for "7 Signs of the Apocalypse"
by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look when you start them off with sliders they have trouble with the fastball what a novel fucking concept.
by acblue on Jun 18, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad that he's being hurt with hits rather than walks so far
by Graham on Jun 18, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That slider had weird break
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by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God that change is filthy, when used properly
by BHP on Jun 18, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like a tampon.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jun 18, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I probably should've went with TP.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jun 18, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, you know, just not gone there at all.
That would have been an option.
by Liebkartoffel on Jun 18, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's Morrow's pitch count at?
"I have two normal feet and I can't see the slightest God-damned reason why anybody should stare at them."
by ImaginaryRomances on Jun 18, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Five strikeouts.
Morrow’s not going to Tacoma, is he?
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All three strikes that AB
on pitches other than his Fastball.
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by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's clear Morrow has the stuff to be a SP.
by russak on Jun 18, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder of Sims and Morrow are from the same planet.
by Liebkartoffel on Jun 18, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ
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by bluemax on Jun 18, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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