Excellence in Headline Writing
"Two-hole is Branyan's comfort zone."
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Needs more Gutierrez.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also,
This is the best headline ever.
It's hard to convince people to let you eat them if you're an asshole. - Thingray
by Faux on Jun 17, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Not baseball related but
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/1601760091_61a75a4ef8.jpg?v=0 is my favourite headline ever.
Fuck Anaheim.
by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth on Jun 17, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I greatly enjoyed this one:
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080708&content_id=3092598&vkey=news_sea&fext=.jsp&c_id=sea
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Jun 17, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've always been rather fond of this one myself
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 18, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
St. Louis relievers... defying win expectancy since 2008
http://www.drivelinemechanics.com/
by vivaelpujols on Jun 20, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Can you believe there was once a time when Beltre would hit 2 HR in a game?
by Limerickx on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The 2008 OSU-USC football game spawned some good headlines
“USC-Oregon State: The Trojans Break and the Beavers Birth an Upset”
and
“Beavers Trap Trojans”
by two_hands on Jun 19, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How did those ever get past the censors?
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/marinersminors/
by JY on Jun 19, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that first one is perfect
St. Louis relievers... defying win expectancy since 2008
http://www.drivelinemechanics.com/
by vivaelpujols on Jun 20, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, after the 2007 Oregon team beat SC...
“Trojans cannot hold Oregon’s Dixon”
Addicted To Quack [dot] com; Dear Joevan, Develop motor skills. Love, ATQ.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember one from a few years ago
“A-Rod likes it in the 2-hole.”
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
by marcello on Jun 21, 2009 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And here's a fresh new entry
Nice Guys Finish Third - My semantics are a waste of time.
by pdb on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
















